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tf_bunny_farm2010-03-15 01:39 pm
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In my defense, a few of them were saved from before I even knew about this place...
To those of you looking at me saying something along the lines of "weren't you here just a few days ago?", the answer is yes. I was just here, and yes, I do have another 25 for you. They seemed to have slowed down now though, so maybe there will be a bit of a pause.
1. The Twilight Zone is really just Vector Prime/Primus/Unicron/Perceptor being bored.
2. In reality, it wasn't until after going through months worth of Bunny Farm posts that Perceptor developed a God complex.
3.Weird thought- What would be the Cybertronian equivalent to leg hair? Rust spots?
4. Vector Prime adopts TFA Jetstorm.
5. Pride and Prejudice- Transformers style.
6. "My spark knows who I can trust. My mind thinks it's crazy."
7. "Attention, all human personnel- Wheeljack is tinkering. I repeat, Wheeljack is tinkering. Please evacuate the premises and convene at your predesignated safe spot to await further instruction."
8. Wheeljack had long since found that the easiest way to get some alone time was to tell someone he was playing with explosives.
9. ?: ...I think I need help.
?: No, really? The voices didn't clue you in?
10. Of all the big, long words in Perceptors impressive vocabulary, 'elucidate' was his favorite.
11. Brawn/Cliffjumper is telepathic. He acts deliberately insensitive to try and cover that fact up.
12. It is said that Soundwave is telepathic, and Blaster is empathic. What if it was the other way around? That Soundwave hides his emotions just so he can deal with the influx of everyone else's, and Blaster forces extra emotion from himself to overpower the constant flow of thoughts coming in from around him.
13. Bluestreak's home and city were never destroyed. It was a fake memory, planted by Shockwave for an experiment. After he was rescued by the Autobots (among whom Prowl is a prominent member) it is revealed that Bluestreak cannot learn of the truth, or a planted failsafe activates, erases Bluestreak's most recent memories (plus a few randomly chosen from his processor) and immediately shuts Blue down in a forced stasis. There are also some other potentially nasty side effects that the medics haven't figured out. So while the science team futily tries to come up with a solution, both Bluestreak and his family/friends must stay separated, and each beleive the other to be deactivated. The Autobots, especially Prowl who has taken a still traumatized Bluestreak under his wing, are not happy with this, but are helpless to do anything about it.
14. "I refuse."
"You don't have a choice."
15. Beachcomber: Contrary to whatever you may have heard, man, I have never been high in my life.
?: Seriously?
16. It was unnerving, that he could be staring right at you, yet not even realise your existence. You never knew if he was aware of your existence at all unless he was actually talking to you.
17. It was even more unnerving when you realised that even when he was talking to you, he still wasn't completely sure whether you were really there.
18. Primus: What? I never made you. Unicron made you. I adopted you. (possibly related to the below?)
19. Primus: Unicron, brother, we need to talk.
Unicron: *bored* About what?
Primus: *sighs* It's Rodimus. He's been... Well, I think you should talk to him.
Unicron: *hmphs* Absolutely not.
Primus: Please, brother? I know you're mad still, but-
Unicron: Mad? He flew a ship through my eye!
Primus: Well, yes-
Unicron: And then he blew me up!
Primus: You did have it coming, you know.
Unircon: *seethes*
Primus: The point is, brother, he's your creation. You need to talk to him.
Unicron: *grumbles*
Primus: Please?
Unicron: ... Fine.
20. Prowl, Bluestreak, and Jazz are like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. (PB and J!)
21. Prowl and Jazz are actually two sides of the same person- not twins, separated at 'birth', but an artificially created split.
22. This is what happens when I think too hard about the whole Datsuns=Seekers thing that's been flying around lately.
Minibots ---> Datsuns ---> Seekers
The seekers, not wanting their young to get caught up in the war, hid them away. They were not pleased when a good portion of them turned up fighting for the Autobots.
22a. The Autobots don't know- the younglings would like to keep it that way.
22b. The list as I see it-
Prowl-young seeker
Bluestreak-young seeker
Smokescreen-young conehead
Bumblebee-very young seeker
Cliffjumper-very young seeker
Beachcomber-very young conehead
Cosmos-shuttle-(he's either very young, or an adult disguised as a very young shuttle)
Powerglide-adult seeker
22c. Once rescued, Skyfire asks if the war has really gone so badly that they are using soldiers so young. The Autobots are confused until he explains. The younglings are scrambling to find hiding places/excuses/something before Skyfire gets over his shock long enough to kick their collective afts.
22d. The Autobots are no longer sure if they should continue to let the younglings serve- on the one hand, a good portion of their command staff is made up of immature seekers- on the other, they are just younglings.
Bonus points if Prowl -in a Prowl-like fashion of course- sulks over the possibility of losing his job, and/or the doubt in his work due to his age.
22e. What do some of the other Autobots think of this, anyways? (my mind immediately went to Jazz, but that's my own fault, really)
23. Wheeljack does not have a single pain receptor in his entire body. This can be a problem, if something malfunctions and he doesn't realize it. (and now it sounds kind of like leprosy)
24. Visiting Human: And you weren't worried that you might, you know, get in trouble for indecent exposure? *angry*
Hot Rod: Not really. We're not all that good with the whole 'bizarre human customs' thing, are we Danno?
2 year old and very naked Danny: Nope. *grins*
Explanation: (children raised in the middle of nowhere are almost guaranteed to run around in their birthday suit at some point in their lives. In my head, Danny didn't spend all that much time with actual people, prefering the bots. Since the bots don't do the whole clothes thing, it pretty much equates to living where there aren't any people around to see you. Thus, Danny acts like a country child. End weird train of thought)
24a: VH: He's a human child!
Hot Rod: Who was raised by Autobots. What's your point?
25. Inferno: Red Alert's not allowed to screen my calls anymore.
1. The Twilight Zone is really just Vector Prime/Primus/Unicron/Perceptor being bored.
2. In reality, it wasn't until after going through months worth of Bunny Farm posts that Perceptor developed a God complex.
3.Weird thought- What would be the Cybertronian equivalent to leg hair? Rust spots?
4. Vector Prime adopts TFA Jetstorm.
5. Pride and Prejudice- Transformers style.
6. "My spark knows who I can trust. My mind thinks it's crazy."
7. "Attention, all human personnel- Wheeljack is tinkering. I repeat, Wheeljack is tinkering. Please evacuate the premises and convene at your predesignated safe spot to await further instruction."
8. Wheeljack had long since found that the easiest way to get some alone time was to tell someone he was playing with explosives.
9. ?: ...I think I need help.
?: No, really? The voices didn't clue you in?
10. Of all the big, long words in Perceptors impressive vocabulary, 'elucidate' was his favorite.
11. Brawn/Cliffjumper is telepathic. He acts deliberately insensitive to try and cover that fact up.
12. It is said that Soundwave is telepathic, and Blaster is empathic. What if it was the other way around? That Soundwave hides his emotions just so he can deal with the influx of everyone else's, and Blaster forces extra emotion from himself to overpower the constant flow of thoughts coming in from around him.
13. Bluestreak's home and city were never destroyed. It was a fake memory, planted by Shockwave for an experiment. After he was rescued by the Autobots (among whom Prowl is a prominent member) it is revealed that Bluestreak cannot learn of the truth, or a planted failsafe activates, erases Bluestreak's most recent memories (plus a few randomly chosen from his processor) and immediately shuts Blue down in a forced stasis. There are also some other potentially nasty side effects that the medics haven't figured out. So while the science team futily tries to come up with a solution, both Bluestreak and his family/friends must stay separated, and each beleive the other to be deactivated. The Autobots, especially Prowl who has taken a still traumatized Bluestreak under his wing, are not happy with this, but are helpless to do anything about it.
14. "I refuse."
"You don't have a choice."
15. Beachcomber: Contrary to whatever you may have heard, man, I have never been high in my life.
?: Seriously?
16. It was unnerving, that he could be staring right at you, yet not even realise your existence. You never knew if he was aware of your existence at all unless he was actually talking to you.
17. It was even more unnerving when you realised that even when he was talking to you, he still wasn't completely sure whether you were really there.
18. Primus: What? I never made you. Unicron made you. I adopted you. (possibly related to the below?)
19. Primus: Unicron, brother, we need to talk.
Unicron: *bored* About what?
Primus: *sighs* It's Rodimus. He's been... Well, I think you should talk to him.
Unicron: *hmphs* Absolutely not.
Primus: Please, brother? I know you're mad still, but-
Unicron: Mad? He flew a ship through my eye!
Primus: Well, yes-
Unicron: And then he blew me up!
Primus: You did have it coming, you know.
Unircon: *seethes*
Primus: The point is, brother, he's your creation. You need to talk to him.
Unicron: *grumbles*
Primus: Please?
Unicron: ... Fine.
20. Prowl, Bluestreak, and Jazz are like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. (PB and J!)
21. Prowl and Jazz are actually two sides of the same person- not twins, separated at 'birth', but an artificially created split.
22. This is what happens when I think too hard about the whole Datsuns=Seekers thing that's been flying around lately.
Minibots ---> Datsuns ---> Seekers
The seekers, not wanting their young to get caught up in the war, hid them away. They were not pleased when a good portion of them turned up fighting for the Autobots.
22a. The Autobots don't know- the younglings would like to keep it that way.
22b. The list as I see it-
Prowl-young seeker
Bluestreak-young seeker
Smokescreen-young conehead
Bumblebee-very young seeker
Cliffjumper-very young seeker
Beachcomber-very young conehead
Cosmos-shuttle-(he's either very young, or an adult disguised as a very young shuttle)
Powerglide-adult seeker
22c. Once rescued, Skyfire asks if the war has really gone so badly that they are using soldiers so young. The Autobots are confused until he explains. The younglings are scrambling to find hiding places/excuses/something before Skyfire gets over his shock long enough to kick their collective afts.
22d. The Autobots are no longer sure if they should continue to let the younglings serve- on the one hand, a good portion of their command staff is made up of immature seekers- on the other, they are just younglings.
Bonus points if Prowl -in a Prowl-like fashion of course- sulks over the possibility of losing his job, and/or the doubt in his work due to his age.
22e. What do some of the other Autobots think of this, anyways? (my mind immediately went to Jazz, but that's my own fault, really)
23. Wheeljack does not have a single pain receptor in his entire body. This can be a problem, if something malfunctions and he doesn't realize it. (and now it sounds kind of like leprosy)
24. Visiting Human: And you weren't worried that you might, you know, get in trouble for indecent exposure? *angry*
Hot Rod: Not really. We're not all that good with the whole 'bizarre human customs' thing, are we Danno?
2 year old and very naked Danny: Nope. *grins*
Explanation: (children raised in the middle of nowhere are almost guaranteed to run around in their birthday suit at some point in their lives. In my head, Danny didn't spend all that much time with actual people, prefering the bots. Since the bots don't do the whole clothes thing, it pretty much equates to living where there aren't any people around to see you. Thus, Danny acts like a country child. End weird train of thought)
24a: VH: He's a human child!
Hot Rod: Who was raised by Autobots. What's your point?
25. Inferno: Red Alert's not allowed to screen my calls anymore.