Player!Megatron Bunny

[onyx17.livejournal.com]

Just a random little bunny =3

 

Skywarp: “Damn, Megatron’s got it so easy! I mean, did you see the way those femmes practically fell at his feet?!”

Starscream: “Hah! Don’t make me laugh. The only reason that old fool is able to attract even remotely attractive femmes is his title. If he were just another soldier, rest assured, not even the least desirable pleasure-drone would approach him”

A] Being the Decepticon leader, Megatron is well used to femmes flocking to him in packs with no more than a wave of his finger. But after overhearing this exchange between two of his soldiers (his first response was, naturally, to tear his SIC a new one) doubt soon begins to set into the old warrior. Has he really lost his touch after all these years? Do the femmes only come to him out of fear, or desire for power? There’s no way he’s going to get any frank answers from the fembots who serve him anyway, that’s for sure.

So, determined to prove it more to himself than his errant soldiers, Megatron disguises himself as an average, low ranking Decepticon and sets out to scour every hot-spot in Kaon. His mission: to show that he’s just as much of a lady-killer as he was dozens of millennia ago…..THAT should end well.

[Bonus points if someone does this without OC's]

OR!

B] Concerned over whether he’s truly lost his touch, Megatron tries to bust his ‘moves’ on one of the female Autobots currently held in their brig. The problem? He has a choice between a femme who is happily bonded, blunt as hell, tough as nails, and has nothing but contempt for the Decepticons, or a unnervingly cheerful pyromaniac. Of course, he has yet to realise that....

Tough luck for Megs, but Chromia and Flareup should get a kick out of it!

 

Comments

[hotcandy.livejournal.com]

Oh, but this is SO AWSESOME! (it would be funny if he got carried away at a bar, got drunk and mistakes Starscream to be a femme... and that could go any way lol)

[onyx17.livejournal.com]

Haha, oh that would be quite the scene XDD

[loverwren.livejournal.com]

all i can see is...

Chromia and Flareup trying to debrief to OP and crew it goes like this. Chromia started with "megatron" smirk "came down to the prison cells" sniker "where we were just siting" cough "and he...." she looks at Flareup and suddenly they both howl with laughter unable to speak of what happened next.

[onyx17.livejournal.com]

XDD That's pretty much how I see it anyways! Ah, poor Megs >w>

[leinsterbard.livejournal.com]

I was so scared I had lost this post. This has been niggling the back of my mind for the past few months. If nobody's taken this I'd love to. ^_^

[onyx17.livejournal.com]

Awesome XD Which one do you think you'll do?