tf_bunny_farm | More TFA bunnies... mainly (Reply)

So, another batch of the itty-bitty little things; with all the work I have for school, they certainly choose their time to show up -_-
Hope you'll like!

1. TFA; Sentinel (whimpering after a well placed kick): “But what did I do to him/her?”

??? (As he watches the culprit go without moving a finger): “Hum… What answer do you want, the short one, the official one or the true one?”

2. TFA; AU Predacon Rising; Instead of Waps being spirited away by the Dinobots after the chase through the streets, Optimus manages to stop and captures him, without the interference of Sentinel. But he soon realizes the other Prime isn’t ready to listen to reason and not send the poor ‘bot back in the Stockades, so he decided to hide Wasp away and takes care of him, trying to nurse him back to some modicum of health and sanity. A very tough task if there was ever one…

A) Realizing he can’t do it alone, he manages to get Prowl and Ratchet to help him… but hesitate to tell Bumblebee and Bulkhead because he just knows they’re going to spill everything somehow.

B) Wasp starts developing a crush on Optimus. After all, he’s a handsome ‘bot, he’s nice, he’s actually trying to help, he protects him from his very loud, very pissed-off Drill Sergeant and he isn’t trying to… feel him up like the convicts he escaped from. Now, if he didn’t have the nasty habit to always defend Bumble-bot…

C) Optimus is totally unaware he’s being fancied up. That’s it, ‘til Wasp tries to kiss him. And he has no idea of how to react.

On one hand, Wasp isn’t exactly ‘well’ and ‘sound of mine’, and courting him would be so very wrong. One the other, he’s quite attractive, and very insistent… Then again, he’s very single-minded too, and not in a good way.

“Wasp, it’s not you…”

“It’s Bumble-bot, isn’t it? You Prime-bot doesn’t like Wasp, you like Bumble-bot!”

“Wasp, Bumblebee isn’t…”

“Wasp kills Bumble-bot!”

“Wasp! You’re not going to kill anyone!”

3. TFA; A bit AU; Wasp, meet the one most annoying ‘bot beside Bumble-bot, and try not to kill him. Wreck-Gar, meet the ex-convict, fugitive ‘bot named Wasp. He isn’t exactly nice, but since you managed to ‘get along’ with Ratchet, you should survive the meeting, right?

Yeah, right…

4. TFA; The Fanzones are organizing a family reunion in Detroit. And all of them have the same luck with machines than the Captain. This is not going to end well…

How does the Autobots react? Well…

“Bumblebee, you can’t sell tickets! It’s not a show!”

“Aw, come on, boss; it’ll sure turn into one! Especially since Sari told me her Dad wanted to test a new prototype the very same day!”

“… Primus almighty saves this town...”

5. Quotes slightly modified from Die Hard: With A Vengeance

???: “You're a racist! You don't like me 'cause I'm (insert your chosen word)!”

??? : “I don't like you because you're gonna get me *killed*!”

6. Depend on which continuity you chose; that could make a nice conversation between a bunch of Neutral’s younglings and their creator. Or Autobots. Or Decepticons^^

Character A: “Now, where you goin'?”

Character B: “School.”

Character A: “Why?”

Character C: “To get educated.”

Character A: “*Why*?”

Character B: “So we can go to college.”

Character A: “And why is that important?”

Character C: “To get es-pect.”

Character A: “RE-spect. Now, who's the bad guys?”

Character C: “Guys who sell drugs.”

Character B: “Guys who have guns.”

Character A: “And who's the good guys?”

Character C: “We're the good guys.”

Character A: “Who's gonna help you?”

Character B: “Nobody.”

Character A: “*So who's gonna help you*?”

Character C: “We're gonna help ourselves.”

Character A: “And who do we not want to help us?”

Character C, Character B: “Autobots/the Elite Guard/Decepticons.”

Character A: “That's right. Now get on outta here. Go to school.”

7. Character A: “Morning. “

Character B: “Good morning.”

Character A: “You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a groundpounder standing in the middle of Vos wearing a sign that says ‘I hate Seekers’ has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his cyberdogs are barking.”

[Character B yawns]

Character A: “Hey! I'm talking to you! Now you've got about ten seconds before those guys see you, and when they do they will kill you, you understand? You are about to have a very bad day.”

Character B: “Tell me about it.”