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Sadly, I return home Friday. Then it's back to weekends only *is sad*
Anyways, here's 33 bunnies. The last three are photo bunnies, which is why they are at the end. All pics work safe.
1. Inspired by the tv show “Bones”. What if Prowl was like Bones, when it came to understanding of socially acceptable behavior/conversation?
2. Praxian written language looks like art. Non-Praxians don't know the pretty designs are words.
3. Prowl was kidnapped as a sparkling and grew up as a slave. When his captor saw how beautiful he was becoming, he became a sex slave. Possible preg.
4. How did Jazz and Prowl get together? Jazz bought him.
5. Prowl doesn't have a battle computer. He has visions. Only other Praxians know this. According to Praxian myth, those who receive visions lose the ability when they lose their virginity. This is a lie. Only those with visions know this is a lie.
6. Praxian traditional dance: Belly Dancing.
7. Something has the Praxians agitated and skittish. No one has any idea what to do about this.
8. Bayverse. Praxus was a myth (think Avalon or Atlantis. Preferably Avalon). When Smokescreen, Prowl, and Bluestreak arrive on Earth, no one knows they are Praxians.
9. Jazz and Inferno start a support group to help themselves deal with having lovers who have glitches. Prowl and Red Alert think this means they think of them as Glitches. Especially since the announcement has a typo. When Your Lover Has a Glitch became When Your Lover Is A Glitch.
10. Inferno/Prowl
11. Prowl has had a glitch since he was created. The battle computer actually keeps it as stable as possible. Without that computer... he's dangerous to others, unstable, prone to lashing out. He talks to himself. But through all that, has an almost childlike demeanor. The battle computer was his creator's last desperate hope. And it worked.
12. Prowl was severely abused by his creators for several vorns. This was never discovered. He only escaped because he ran away. He's never told anyone.
13. Prowl is raped and gets pregnant. Optimus, not knowing about the rape, is furious that Prowl 'decided' to have a sparkling during war. He orders Prowl confined to base (banned from duty) for the duration of the carrying period, confined to quarters towards the end of it. Optimus then makes plans to smuggle the sparkling to safety, without consulting Prowl. Prowl, meanwhile, feels like he is being punished for being a victim.
14. Praxus fell during Sentinel's reign. Desperate to conserve the culture, he has the last three surviving Praxians locked away in stasis, intending to wake them after the war was won. Officially, there were no survivors. Many vorns later, Autobots discover a hidden vault in the depths of Iacon.
15. Prowl was created blind. His creator saw this as an experiment: just how well can a blind Praxian 'see' with the sensors of their doorwings? The answer? Well enough that Ratchet is currently the only one who knows he's blind.
17. An unfortunate quirk of Praxian coding: they will always love Vosnians, no matter what. Inspired by Love the Way You Lie by Eminem and Rihanna, and Grenade by Bruno Mars.
18. When Prowl crashes, he goes into a daze and isn't aware enough to stop anyone from doing what they want to him. The twins find out and take the opportunity to play pranks on him. When asked how they do it, thinking this mech also wants to prank prowl, they tell him. Weeks later, they learn this mech has been hurting Prowl.
19. A... lighter version of #11. Remove Prowl's battle computer, and he's just like River from Firefly.
20. Prowl is losing his mind. The twins are the only ones who notice and try to help him.
21. Bayverse. After Optimus and his group leave, Cybertron is attacked by the Quintessons, who were believed to be nothing more than stories. Autobots and Decepticons were forced to band together. Against all odds, they defeat the Quintessons, but not before Cybertron is completely destroyed. Now, united and too battle weary to care about the Autobot/Decepticon war, they head to Earth. OR, they were immediately enslaved, worked together to overthrow the Quintessons, and escaped.
22. Praxians have claws. And fangs. They just usually keep them retracted.
23. Praxians, like Deltans (Star Trek), take a vow of celibacy when leaving the city. For the same reason Deltans do.
24. “If a Praxian growls at you, run.”
25. Prowl is trapped in an abusive relationship. With Jazz.
26. Doorwings are sensitive, but not in the way most people think. Touching them does not bring pleasure; even the slightest touch causes pain.
27. Prowl is the creation of Sunstreaker and Bluestreak, who have been together since early in the war. They (and Sideswipe) have kept this, and the fact they even knew each other before the Ark, a secret.
28. Great way to torture a Praxian? Remove their doorwings. Practically blind, deaf, and mute, they'd be too disoriented to put up a fight. And also, have no balance.
29. “Evil has a delicious taste to it.”
30. “Different people have different differences.”
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Anyways, here's 33 bunnies. The last three are photo bunnies, which is why they are at the end. All pics work safe.
1. Inspired by the tv show “Bones”. What if Prowl was like Bones, when it came to understanding of socially acceptable behavior/conversation?
2. Praxian written language looks like art. Non-Praxians don't know the pretty designs are words.
3. Prowl was kidnapped as a sparkling and grew up as a slave. When his captor saw how beautiful he was becoming, he became a sex slave. Possible preg.
4. How did Jazz and Prowl get together? Jazz bought him.
5. Prowl doesn't have a battle computer. He has visions. Only other Praxians know this. According to Praxian myth, those who receive visions lose the ability when they lose their virginity. This is a lie. Only those with visions know this is a lie.
6. Praxian traditional dance: Belly Dancing.
7. Something has the Praxians agitated and skittish. No one has any idea what to do about this.
8. Bayverse. Praxus was a myth (think Avalon or Atlantis. Preferably Avalon). When Smokescreen, Prowl, and Bluestreak arrive on Earth, no one knows they are Praxians.
9. Jazz and Inferno start a support group to help themselves deal with having lovers who have glitches. Prowl and Red Alert think this means they think of them as Glitches. Especially since the announcement has a typo. When Your Lover Has a Glitch became When Your Lover Is A Glitch.
10. Inferno/Prowl
11. Prowl has had a glitch since he was created. The battle computer actually keeps it as stable as possible. Without that computer... he's dangerous to others, unstable, prone to lashing out. He talks to himself. But through all that, has an almost childlike demeanor. The battle computer was his creator's last desperate hope. And it worked.
12. Prowl was severely abused by his creators for several vorns. This was never discovered. He only escaped because he ran away. He's never told anyone.
13. Prowl is raped and gets pregnant. Optimus, not knowing about the rape, is furious that Prowl 'decided' to have a sparkling during war. He orders Prowl confined to base (banned from duty) for the duration of the carrying period, confined to quarters towards the end of it. Optimus then makes plans to smuggle the sparkling to safety, without consulting Prowl. Prowl, meanwhile, feels like he is being punished for being a victim.
14. Praxus fell during Sentinel's reign. Desperate to conserve the culture, he has the last three surviving Praxians locked away in stasis, intending to wake them after the war was won. Officially, there were no survivors. Many vorns later, Autobots discover a hidden vault in the depths of Iacon.
15. Prowl was created blind. His creator saw this as an experiment: just how well can a blind Praxian 'see' with the sensors of their doorwings? The answer? Well enough that Ratchet is currently the only one who knows he's blind.
17. An unfortunate quirk of Praxian coding: they will always love Vosnians, no matter what. Inspired by Love the Way You Lie by Eminem and Rihanna, and Grenade by Bruno Mars.
18. When Prowl crashes, he goes into a daze and isn't aware enough to stop anyone from doing what they want to him. The twins find out and take the opportunity to play pranks on him. When asked how they do it, thinking this mech also wants to prank prowl, they tell him. Weeks later, they learn this mech has been hurting Prowl.
19. A... lighter version of #11. Remove Prowl's battle computer, and he's just like River from Firefly.
20. Prowl is losing his mind. The twins are the only ones who notice and try to help him.
21. Bayverse. After Optimus and his group leave, Cybertron is attacked by the Quintessons, who were believed to be nothing more than stories. Autobots and Decepticons were forced to band together. Against all odds, they defeat the Quintessons, but not before Cybertron is completely destroyed. Now, united and too battle weary to care about the Autobot/Decepticon war, they head to Earth. OR, they were immediately enslaved, worked together to overthrow the Quintessons, and escaped.
22. Praxians have claws. And fangs. They just usually keep them retracted.
23. Praxians, like Deltans (Star Trek), take a vow of celibacy when leaving the city. For the same reason Deltans do.
24. “If a Praxian growls at you, run.”
25. Prowl is trapped in an abusive relationship. With Jazz.
26. Doorwings are sensitive, but not in the way most people think. Touching them does not bring pleasure; even the slightest touch causes pain.
27. Prowl is the creation of Sunstreaker and Bluestreak, who have been together since early in the war. They (and Sideswipe) have kept this, and the fact they even knew each other before the Ark, a secret.
28. Great way to torture a Praxian? Remove their doorwings. Practically blind, deaf, and mute, they'd be too disoriented to put up a fight. And also, have no balance.
29. “Evil has a delicious taste to it.”
30. “Different people have different differences.”
31.

32.

33.
