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tf_bunny_farmSadly, I return home Friday. Then it's back to weekends only *is sad*
Anyways, here's 33 bunnies. The last three are photo bunnies, which is why they are at the end. All pics work safe.
1. Inspired by the tv show “Bones”. What if Prowl was like Bones, when it came to understanding of socially acceptable behavior/conversation?
2. Praxian written language looks like art. Non-Praxians don't know the pretty designs are words.
3. Prowl was kidnapped as a sparkling and grew up as a slave. When his captor saw how beautiful he was becoming, he became a sex slave. Possible preg.
4. How did Jazz and Prowl get together? Jazz bought him.
5. Prowl doesn't have a battle computer. He has visions. Only other Praxians know this. According to Praxian myth, those who receive visions lose the ability when they lose their virginity. This is a lie. Only those with visions know this is a lie.
6. Praxian traditional dance: Belly Dancing.
7. Something has the Praxians agitated and skittish. No one has any idea what to do about this.
8. Bayverse. Praxus was a myth (think Avalon or Atlantis. Preferably Avalon). When Smokescreen, Prowl, and Bluestreak arrive on Earth, no one knows they are Praxians.
9. Jazz and Inferno start a support group to help themselves deal with having lovers who have glitches. Prowl and Red Alert think this means they think of them as Glitches. Especially since the announcement has a typo. When Your Lover Has a Glitch became When Your Lover Is A Glitch.
10. Inferno/Prowl
11. Prowl has had a glitch since he was created. The battle computer actually keeps it as stable as possible. Without that computer... he's dangerous to others, unstable, prone to lashing out. He talks to himself. But through all that, has an almost childlike demeanor. The battle computer was his creator's last desperate hope. And it worked.
12. Prowl was severely abused by his creators for several vorns. This was never discovered. He only escaped because he ran away. He's never told anyone.
13. Prowl is raped and gets pregnant. Optimus, not knowing about the rape, is furious that Prowl 'decided' to have a sparkling during war. He orders Prowl confined to base (banned from duty) for the duration of the carrying period, confined to quarters towards the end of it. Optimus then makes plans to smuggle the sparkling to safety, without consulting Prowl. Prowl, meanwhile, feels like he is being punished for being a victim.
14. Praxus fell during Sentinel's reign. Desperate to conserve the culture, he has the last three surviving Praxians locked away in stasis, intending to wake them after the war was won. Officially, there were no survivors. Many vorns later, Autobots discover a hidden vault in the depths of Iacon.
15. Prowl was created blind. His creator saw this as an experiment: just how well can a blind Praxian 'see' with the sensors of their doorwings? The answer? Well enough that Ratchet is currently the only one who knows he's blind.
17. An unfortunate quirk of Praxian coding: they will always love Vosnians, no matter what. Inspired by Love the Way You Lie by Eminem and Rihanna, and Grenade by Bruno Mars.
18. When Prowl crashes, he goes into a daze and isn't aware enough to stop anyone from doing what they want to him. The twins find out and take the opportunity to play pranks on him. When asked how they do it, thinking this mech also wants to prank prowl, they tell him. Weeks later, they learn this mech has been hurting Prowl.
19. A... lighter version of #11. Remove Prowl's battle computer, and he's just like River from Firefly.
20. Prowl is losing his mind. The twins are the only ones who notice and try to help him.
21. Bayverse. After Optimus and his group leave, Cybertron is attacked by the Quintessons, who were believed to be nothing more than stories. Autobots and Decepticons were forced to band together. Against all odds, they defeat the Quintessons, but not before Cybertron is completely destroyed. Now, united and too battle weary to care about the Autobot/Decepticon war, they head to Earth. OR, they were immediately enslaved, worked together to overthrow the Quintessons, and escaped.
22. Praxians have claws. And fangs. They just usually keep them retracted.
23. Praxians, like Deltans (Star Trek), take a vow of celibacy when leaving the city. For the same reason Deltans do.
24. “If a Praxian growls at you, run.”
25. Prowl is trapped in an abusive relationship. With Jazz.
26. Doorwings are sensitive, but not in the way most people think. Touching them does not bring pleasure; even the slightest touch causes pain.
27. Prowl is the creation of Sunstreaker and Bluestreak, who have been together since early in the war. They (and Sideswipe) have kept this, and the fact they even knew each other before the Ark, a secret.
28. Great way to torture a Praxian? Remove their doorwings. Practically blind, deaf, and mute, they'd be too disoriented to put up a fight. And also, have no balance.
29. “Evil has a delicious taste to it.”
30. “Different people have different differences.”
31.
32.
33.
Anyways, here's 33 bunnies. The last three are photo bunnies, which is why they are at the end. All pics work safe.
1. Inspired by the tv show “Bones”. What if Prowl was like Bones, when it came to understanding of socially acceptable behavior/conversation?
2. Praxian written language looks like art. Non-Praxians don't know the pretty designs are words.
3. Prowl was kidnapped as a sparkling and grew up as a slave. When his captor saw how beautiful he was becoming, he became a sex slave. Possible preg.
4. How did Jazz and Prowl get together? Jazz bought him.
5. Prowl doesn't have a battle computer. He has visions. Only other Praxians know this. According to Praxian myth, those who receive visions lose the ability when they lose their virginity. This is a lie. Only those with visions know this is a lie.
6. Praxian traditional dance: Belly Dancing.
7. Something has the Praxians agitated and skittish. No one has any idea what to do about this.
8. Bayverse. Praxus was a myth (think Avalon or Atlantis. Preferably Avalon). When Smokescreen, Prowl, and Bluestreak arrive on Earth, no one knows they are Praxians.
9. Jazz and Inferno start a support group to help themselves deal with having lovers who have glitches. Prowl and Red Alert think this means they think of them as Glitches. Especially since the announcement has a typo. When Your Lover Has a Glitch became When Your Lover Is A Glitch.
10. Inferno/Prowl
11. Prowl has had a glitch since he was created. The battle computer actually keeps it as stable as possible. Without that computer... he's dangerous to others, unstable, prone to lashing out. He talks to himself. But through all that, has an almost childlike demeanor. The battle computer was his creator's last desperate hope. And it worked.
12. Prowl was severely abused by his creators for several vorns. This was never discovered. He only escaped because he ran away. He's never told anyone.
13. Prowl is raped and gets pregnant. Optimus, not knowing about the rape, is furious that Prowl 'decided' to have a sparkling during war. He orders Prowl confined to base (banned from duty) for the duration of the carrying period, confined to quarters towards the end of it. Optimus then makes plans to smuggle the sparkling to safety, without consulting Prowl. Prowl, meanwhile, feels like he is being punished for being a victim.
14. Praxus fell during Sentinel's reign. Desperate to conserve the culture, he has the last three surviving Praxians locked away in stasis, intending to wake them after the war was won. Officially, there were no survivors. Many vorns later, Autobots discover a hidden vault in the depths of Iacon.
15. Prowl was created blind. His creator saw this as an experiment: just how well can a blind Praxian 'see' with the sensors of their doorwings? The answer? Well enough that Ratchet is currently the only one who knows he's blind.
17. An unfortunate quirk of Praxian coding: they will always love Vosnians, no matter what. Inspired by Love the Way You Lie by Eminem and Rihanna, and Grenade by Bruno Mars.
18. When Prowl crashes, he goes into a daze and isn't aware enough to stop anyone from doing what they want to him. The twins find out and take the opportunity to play pranks on him. When asked how they do it, thinking this mech also wants to prank prowl, they tell him. Weeks later, they learn this mech has been hurting Prowl.
19. A... lighter version of #11. Remove Prowl's battle computer, and he's just like River from Firefly.
20. Prowl is losing his mind. The twins are the only ones who notice and try to help him.
21. Bayverse. After Optimus and his group leave, Cybertron is attacked by the Quintessons, who were believed to be nothing more than stories. Autobots and Decepticons were forced to band together. Against all odds, they defeat the Quintessons, but not before Cybertron is completely destroyed. Now, united and too battle weary to care about the Autobot/Decepticon war, they head to Earth. OR, they were immediately enslaved, worked together to overthrow the Quintessons, and escaped.
22. Praxians have claws. And fangs. They just usually keep them retracted.
23. Praxians, like Deltans (Star Trek), take a vow of celibacy when leaving the city. For the same reason Deltans do.
24. “If a Praxian growls at you, run.”
25. Prowl is trapped in an abusive relationship. With Jazz.
26. Doorwings are sensitive, but not in the way most people think. Touching them does not bring pleasure; even the slightest touch causes pain.
27. Prowl is the creation of Sunstreaker and Bluestreak, who have been together since early in the war. They (and Sideswipe) have kept this, and the fact they even knew each other before the Ark, a secret.
28. Great way to torture a Praxian? Remove their doorwings. Practically blind, deaf, and mute, they'd be too disoriented to put up a fight. And also, have no balance.
29. “Evil has a delicious taste to it.”
30. “Different people have different differences.”
31.
32.
33.
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Date: 2011-04-14 12:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-14 01:11 am (UTC)Well, not really.
Bunny 31. . .
Date: 2011-04-14 07:11 am (UTC)Re: Bunny 31. . .
Date: 2011-04-15 10:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-14 08:58 am (UTC)#32. gaymobile!!!! XDD
#33. Well, that stylish police car didnt last long... pride iz hurt.
#23. What is the reason? m not familiar with StarTrek.
#25. been read similar fics several times. Still, a good new fic is A-okay!
#22&24 feel connected XD
#10. WHAT. Now im curious, too.
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Date: 2011-04-15 10:20 pm (UTC)23. Quoted from Memory Alpha, the Star Trek Wiki:
They had pain-relieving abilities that manifested during tactile contact. This ability did not, however, heal injuries. Deltans believed Humans to be a sexually immature species. Because of their high sexuality, Deltans had to swear an oath of celibacy upon entering service in Starfleet, as a promise not to take advantage of any fellow crewmember.
The Deltans' strong sexual presence, even without physical contact, was explained by pheromones and sub-conscious telepathy
Interesting, huh?
25. Which ones have you read? The only ones I can think of are that crossover with Silent Hill, and a recent one where Prowl agrees to have sex with Jazz but doesn't like it and it escalates. Can't remember the title right now...
22&24. They do, don't they?
10. Well, I've paired Inferno with Hook; thought it was time someone paired him with a not Red Alert autobot.
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Date: 2011-04-23 01:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-23 06:46 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-04-26 11:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-22 07:05 am (UTC)3 & 4. Now listen to the song Electric Barbarella by Duran Duran.
15. So can Jazz see without his visor or not? if not, gives new meaning to the term: the blind leading the blind.
16. ROFL there's no 16. That's just funny. did you accidentally miss it or did you do that to see who would catch it?
17. 6-way orgy anyone? (totally de-anoned right there)
18. I would hate to see what the twins would do to him, especially if sociopathic Sunny gets protective of Prowl.
25. as a big prowl/jazz shipper, I would hate/love to see that.
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Date: 2011-04-22 04:17 pm (UTC)18. It would be even worse if it's combined with 27.
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Date: 2011-04-23 01:53 am (UTC)18+27... so they prank their own son/nephew? kinda twisted if you think about it.
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Date: 2011-04-23 02:01 am (UTC)18+27 ; Sorta. But then again my dad plays harmless pranks on me when I visit so I'm thinking the twins (or at least Sunny) think it' their right to make their nephew/son's life more "fun" and encourage others as long as it's harmless. But then go psycho on the one who's actively hurting him.
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Date: 2011-04-23 02:03 am (UTC)Awww, which means Bluestreak would be the one cuddling him and telling him things will be okay when Prowl's hurt and crying (mommy blue)
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Date: 2011-04-23 02:06 am (UTC)ps. that was it'd be cool in the previous post >.<. my keyboard buttons are dying
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Date: 2011-04-23 07:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-24 08:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-23 07:06 pm (UTC)3&4. lol! Perfect!
15. I never really think of Jazz as blind, but that would make the bunny more interesting. Though Jazz can see normally with the visor, while Prowl's sensors don't give details of someone's/something's appearance.
16. I actually hadn't noticed that. I'm hoping I just accidentally skipped it (I've been known to do that) instead of actually having a 16 and forgetting to save before closing. *thinks* One of these days I need to go through all my posts, write down all the numbers I've skipped, and see if they mean anything in some kind of code. Maybe Soundwave's sending me secret messages or something.
17. That would be hot to see (and everyone else's reactions would be hilarious). Seekers and Datsuns all tangled together in post 'facing bliss. I wonder if the Autobots would try to fix this.
18. I love it when the twins get protective of Prowl. There wouldn't even be a piece of scrap metal left of the slagger that hurt Prowl when the twins got through with him.
25. I love the JazzxProwl pairing, but they all seem basically the same. A happy, healthy relationship and if it's not happy, it's usually Prowl's fault for being so emotionless. Jazz needs to be the reason more often and I want some violence, damn it!
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Date: 2011-04-25 06:35 am (UTC)17. I agree, that's why I requested it somewhere else. ;) Just curious, what do you mean by 'fix it'?
25. I know what you mean. Honestly, the way I see Jazz recon work being that sometimes he needs to interface with Decepticons to get the needed information. I'd hate to see if Prowl was the jealous, monogomaus type...but that probably doesn't qualify by what you're talking about either, does it?
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Date: 2011-04-27 12:05 am (UTC)25. Not exactly. That could still be seen as being Prowl's fault. Jazz would just be doing his job. Now if Jazz was cheating, not because he needed to for the sake of his job, but for more selfish reasons... then it would be Jazz's fault. I want it to be Jazz's fault!
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Date: 2011-04-27 07:43 am (UTC)25. well, I ran into this one fic where he was spending a lot of time with Blaster, who had a obvious thing for Jazz, and Prowl thought Jazz was cheating on him with Blaster and wouldn't believe Jazz when he insisted he wasn't.
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Date: 2011-04-27 08:50 pm (UTC)Let me know if someone takes it?
25. well, I ran into this one fic where he was spending a lot of time with Blaster, who had a obvious thing for Jazz, and Prowl thought Jazz was cheating on him with Blaster and wouldn't believe Jazz when he insisted he wasn't.
I vaguely remember reading that. Could you give me the link?
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Date: 2011-04-30 06:13 am (UTC)http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2577500/23/Love_is_a_battlefield
it's only this one chapter, though my favorite is the chapter Forever Yours, but that falls under 'it's Prowl's fault' category.
re-posted this (I put it in the wrong spot (sorry!))
Date: 2011-04-22 04:14 pm (UTC)31. Lol. Maybe Rachet should do that instead of the age old "throw them in a closet until theymurder/interface the other". Or the twins. Oooh Sunny's reaction to that (and now I wanna draw this...)!
Re: re-posted this (I put it in the wrong spot (sorry!))
Date: 2011-04-23 01:49 am (UTC)Re: re-posted this (I put it in the wrong spot (sorry!))
Date: 2011-04-23 02:08 am (UTC)Now what would Sunny and Sides say >D ?
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Date: 2011-04-23 02:10 am (UTC)Re: re-posted this (I put it in the wrong spot (sorry!))
Date: 2011-04-27 12:11 am (UTC)31. I wonder where Ratchet put their afts. On display in the rec room? On the wall like a fisherman hangs his catch?
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Date: 2011-09-24 06:12 am (UTC)Warnings for rape, violence, and mind-fuckery.
http://ladydragon76.livejournal.com/90129.html
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Date: 2011-09-24 03:03 pm (UTC)#14
Date: 2013-08-23 05:17 am (UTC)http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9583155/1/Turning-the-Tide