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tf_bunny_farm1) Red Alert is the wicked witch of the east, Optimus is the good witch of the North, Prowl and Jazz are munchkins, Cliffjumper is Toto and Inferno swears these ruby slippers aren’t his! (Set in G1)
2) Hotshot saves Wheeljack from execution… much to the Ex-Autobot’s fury (Set between Armada and Energon)
3) When Inferno is branded with the Decepticon's mark, Hotshot calls in an old friend named Wheeljack who might be able to help (Set in Energon)
4) Smokescreen was the sole carer of his two younger siblings after their creators die in a transport accident. He struggles to provide for them while he trains in the Autobot academy to become a psychologist and diversionary tactician, and resorts to gambling for energon to provide for his young brothers.
Magnus finds out and forces Smokescreen to give one of his siblings up for adoption. Prowl is chosen by Magnus to be given away. Smokescreen wallows in guilt, becoming the underground betting boss Gambler, but raises Bluestreak, the youngest of the trio, well.
After Smokescreen is caught gambling under his alias, Gambler, with Bluestreak guilty of turning an optic to his elder brothers habit (sometime after he has completed his training in the Autobot Academy) Magnus sends them to serve time with Optimus' crew on earth as punishment, only to run into their long lost brother, who doesn't seem to know them at all. (Set in TF:A)
5) The Black Ops Club is the gossip hub of Cybertron, Secret organizations use the bar as an information hub. Jazz, while on a mission to gather info, meets his old lover and rouge agent, Prowl. (Prowl was preferably blackmailed into going rouge by a rival organization) (Set in G1 or Bayverse)
6)“Prowler” Jazz snickered placing his servos on his hips “I don’t understand you half the time and I’m bonded to you”
7) "I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you"
8) "To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target" Prowl offers Bluestreak sniping advice.
9) "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."
2) Hotshot saves Wheeljack from execution… much to the Ex-Autobot’s fury (Set between Armada and Energon)
3) When Inferno is branded with the Decepticon's mark, Hotshot calls in an old friend named Wheeljack who might be able to help (Set in Energon)
4) Smokescreen was the sole carer of his two younger siblings after their creators die in a transport accident. He struggles to provide for them while he trains in the Autobot academy to become a psychologist and diversionary tactician, and resorts to gambling for energon to provide for his young brothers.
Magnus finds out and forces Smokescreen to give one of his siblings up for adoption. Prowl is chosen by Magnus to be given away. Smokescreen wallows in guilt, becoming the underground betting boss Gambler, but raises Bluestreak, the youngest of the trio, well.
After Smokescreen is caught gambling under his alias, Gambler, with Bluestreak guilty of turning an optic to his elder brothers habit (sometime after he has completed his training in the Autobot Academy) Magnus sends them to serve time with Optimus' crew on earth as punishment, only to run into their long lost brother, who doesn't seem to know them at all. (Set in TF:A)
5) The Black Ops Club is the gossip hub of Cybertron, Secret organizations use the bar as an information hub. Jazz, while on a mission to gather info, meets his old lover and rouge agent, Prowl. (Prowl was preferably blackmailed into going rouge by a rival organization) (Set in G1 or Bayverse)
6)“Prowler” Jazz snickered placing his servos on his hips “I don’t understand you half the time and I’m bonded to you”
7) "I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you"
8) "To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target" Prowl offers Bluestreak sniping advice.
9) "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."
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Date: 2011-05-22 11:38 pm (UTC)#1 sends me crosseyed b/c I recently read Cracked's article on why Glinda was the real villain of the movie.
#9 may become a new phrase when dealing with my newly minted teenaged boy. :sigh:
Nice bunnies! Can't wait to see what they spawn. :runs & hides:
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Date: 2011-05-23 12:07 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-05-23 12:59 pm (UTC)And somewhere in my head Spock said it makes sense. Speaking of which...has there been done a crossover where the two of them meet? Or even better, one where Jazz meets Spock and makes hash of his Vulcan logic...
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Date: 2011-05-23 01:08 pm (UTC)I think there has been one where Prowl meets Spock but I can't remember where I found it, all I remember of it is the Transformers and the Star Trek cast having a race of some sort and Prowl and Spock both win... But I've never seen one where Jazz tears Spock's logic to pieces, would be so funny!
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Date: 2011-05-24 12:17 am (UTC)http://ante-luce.livejournal.com/70991.html
And I, too, would like to read a fic where Jazz just totally shreds Spock's beloved logic.
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Date: 2011-05-31 02:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-17 06:04 pm (UTC)Here, have a crack fic.
The Wizard of Odd. (http://oomm-backin5.livejournal.com/1164.html)