And you thought my last list was long...

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

I should post bunnies when I have, like, 50 of them. But no. I have to keep going and going and going and going. I'm like that annoying pink rabbit.

If you don't know what inspired some of these... you've been living under a rock.



1. Perceptor doesn't often pay attention to what he's agreeing to when he's working on one of his projects.

2. Mirage accidentally calls Hound Prowl.

3. Kup always tells true stories. So who does everyone go to when they want to hear make-believe?

4. Art. Kup sulking.

5. Sunny Came Home by Shawn Colvin.

6. Rumble: "Hey, you remember when Soundwave lost control of his telepathy and a whole bunch of humans started reading everyone's minds? And how the Autobots went out and fixed it somehow?"
Frenzy: "Yeah, so?"
Rumble: "Well, I don't think they got everyone..."
Frenzy: *curious*
Rumble: "Because, you see, there's this community on LiveJournal..."

7. "I am the reason I am still alive." Note: This one was the result of me misreading a quote.

8. "Who do you want me to be?"

9. "That's not the question I asked."
"But it is the one I answered."

10. Art. Red Alert with an Inferno plushie.

11. Rewind and Perceptor have a conversation and giving Blaster a headache.

12. Ratchet and Wheeljack get fed up with the way Perceptor's fans are treating him and so decide to lock him up where his fans can't reach him.

13. Eject and Rewind's sparkling days.

14. Can Cybertronians gets ulcers?

15. Perceptor had spent his entire life as an experiment in an underground lab. Until the lab was discovered by the Wreckers.

16. "He's not dangerous."
"He is when he wants to be."

16. Perceptor's 'with sparkling' and has no idea who the other parent is.

17. Remember the panic over Y2K?

18. Due to an injury, Blaster is temporarily mute. His Cassettes try to cheer him up.

19. Crossover. Hound meets Captain Planet. And he can't get anyone to believe he met Captain Planet.

20. Art. Grimlock holding a kitten. Perceptor holding another kitten and showing Grimlock how to be gentle with it.

21. What if certain 'Bots and 'Cons needed medicated Energon? Like some humans need insulin (or other medication)? How would they manage an Energon shortage? Inspired by a comment tainry made on chapter two of my fic, Begin Again.

22. Art. Wreck-gar as Pepé Le Pew and Soundwave as Penelope. Acting like them, at least. Bonus if the background is based on one of the Pepé Le Pew cartoons.

23. What if Sideswipe and Sunstreaker were once Minibots?

24. Red Alert and Perceptor somehow switch bodies. And try to hide it. And have fun trying to hide it.

25. I was looking through Transformers sites, and I found one that said this: I also get this weird feeling from Hoist that he doesn't quite realize he's a giant robot. So... write a fic where Hoist does, in fact, keep forgetting that he's a giant robot.

26. That same website also had this: One thing Wheeljack has taught me that if you ever go visit another planet, feel free to experiment with several different accents until you find one you like and go with it.

27. What if Huffer was the youngest, not Bumblebee?

28. Cosmos has finally had enough. And he's finally decided to do something about it. Yes, I am still at that same webpage.

29. Cosmos/Blaster.

30. Cliffjumper and Red Alert discuss conspiracy theories.

31. Art. Hound as a nun.

32. Art. Perceptor in a cage that is not tall enough for him to stand up in. He's sitting on the floor, leaning against the bars. He looks depressed.

33. "... I'm having a little trouble picturing Perceptor as a virgin."

34. Crossover with Mummies Alive!

35. Crossover with Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys.

36. Perceptor was a member of the Ark's crew when they crashed on Earth. What if he had been 'pregnant' at the time?

37. Art. Perceptor holding his sparkling, while Grimlock watches protectively nearby.

38. There's a contest going around the Ark. Whoever interfaces with the most mechs wins. Everyone who competes has to get a signature from the ones they interface with (they know about the contest). Optional: "I can't believe Perceptor won!"
"Me neither. I didn't even know he was competing."
*looks over Perceptor's collected signatures* "... Is that Megatron's signature?"
*looks at list* "Huh. That is Megatron's signature. And there's Starscream's and Soundwave's too."
"Better not let Red Alert Optimus see this. He'll blow a gasket or something."
"He's already seen it. See? That's his signature right below Starscream's."

39. Crossover with The Mask.

40. Perceptor's creators arranged for him to bond with a mech Perceptor had never met and, when he did meet him, who he did not particularly like. Perceptor had been bonded to him for a couple vorns when the war started and Perceptor, out of duty, followed his bondmate to the Autobots. Perceptor's views, however, are more closesly to those of the Decepticons. Only his unwanted bond keeps him from betraying the Autobots. And his bondmate knows it. And every time Perceptor even thinks of betraying him, in any way...

41. Similar to 40 in that Perceptor is trapped in a forced bonding. Perceptor doesn't love his bondmate and he knows that his bondmate doesn't love him, only lusts for him. So Perceptor has an affair.

42. Ratchet threatens to quit if Optimus doesn't do something about Wheeljack and Perceptor.

43. Art. Ratchet's Worst Nightmare: A whole crowd of Wheeljacks and Perceptors.

44. Megatron orders Perceptor killed. Why?

45. Wheeljack and Perceptor never mean to pull pranks. But, sometimes, pranks happen anyways. *thinks* I need to make that an icon.

46. There are several cities in America called Crystal City. How do the Constructicons feel about this?

47. Remember that Swoop lays an egg bunny? Well, what if Dinobot (from Beastwars) hatched from that egg? Inspired by this picture.

48. Perceptor learns that in the future he will murder someone, and this murder will change Cybertron for the worst. He knows he can't promise to not commit the murder, because he doesn't know why he will kill him. So... he doesn't the only thing he can do.

49. Perceptor: "I will kill for you."

50. A murder is commited and someone suspects Perceptor. This someone doesn't want Perceptor to be known as a murderer, remembered as one... so this someone kills Perceptor, quickly and painlessly. Perceptor will now be known as a brilliant scientist and as an innocent victim, not a cold blooded killer. This someone believes he's done good. But then the killer of the first murder is discovered... and it wasn't Perceptor.

51. I was looking back through my RL journal and came across this entry. Note the part about Perceptor.

52. Springer loves Perceptor. So does Beachcomber. Let the battles begin!

53. "Perceptor seems to be a better fighter when he's half in recharge than he is when awake."
"Let me guess. You surprised him and he kicked your aft, didn't he?"
"Yeah. I don't get it though. How can he be a better fighter when he's so tired?"
"Because he's not awake enough to pull his punches."

54. "And now back to your regularly scheduled breakdown!" Bunny inspired by Black and White and Red by raisedbymoogles. Sorry, the link I have is friends locked. You have to be a member of mecha_erotica to see it.

55. Contrary to popular belief, Red Alert is not the craziest mech on the Ark.

56. What if Red Alert wasn't as safe with Inferno as their friends believed?

57. Oracles, a sub-race of Cybertronians long believed to be extinct. These Oracles could see the future, could see inside the hearts and minds of others. Nothing was hidden from them. And so, when the Cybertronian government planned to pass a law declaring the Oracles as 'sub'-Cybertronians and made it legal to own one, the Oracles foresaw it and all chose death over slavery. Or so it seemed.

58. Nothing ever seems to phase Perceptor. Sunstreaker takes that as a challenge.

59. All day, Perceptor has been amused. Optimus is almost afraid to ask why.

60. No one knows exactly what bonding entails until they bond. It is the law.

61. The nicest thing about hurt is the comfort afterwards. (Actually, tainry came up with this one. Said it in a comment.)

62. "He has treated me much better than anyone else ever has."

63. Perceptor has his own brand of logic that Prowl has to work hard to understand.

64. Perceptor is carrying a Decepticon's sparkling.

65. Art. Wheeljack and Perceptor walking through a park. Perceptor's pushing a sparkling in a stroller. Because for some odd reason, I suddenly started singing "Wheeljack and Perceptor, sitting in a tree...". *looks over bunny list* There seems to be a lot of 'Perceptor has a sparkling!' bunnies. He must think I'm running a breeding farm or something...

64. Cybertronian Breeding Farm.

65. Art. Autobots and Decepticons as astrological signs.

66. On Cybertron, Twins are extremely rare. So when a couple is lucky enough to have twins, they become famous and get a lot of free stuff.

67. Everyone wondered why, when Perceptor stepped between Megatron and a badly injured Optimus, Megatron chose to retreat rather than shoot through Perceptor.

68. They made a mistake when they decided to soundproof Perceptor's lab and give it it's own separate ventilation system. Hopefully, someone will come looking for him before his injuries or the fire kills him.

69. "If I offered to pay you, would you do it?"
"Sure!"
Later
"Hey, you never paid me!"
"I never said I'd pay you. I said I'd offer to."

70. "I think it's time everyone learned he's our little brother."

71. Perceptor had the golden Twin wrapped around his finger. If he wanted something, all he had to do was ask.

72. Wheeljack's jealous whenever Perceptor pays attention to someone else. This always results in a bigger explosion than usual.

73. "Well, that was a bigger explosion than necessary."

74. Perceptor loved him. But did he love him enough to help him get away with murder?

75. Someone has a crush on Perceptor, who is already bonded. What will this someone do?

74. When Perceptor was a sparkling, his creators believed the rumors of the coming war. So they took Perceptor and left Cybertron. They settled on an uninhabited planet and it was just the three of them. They have told Perceptor nothing of Cybertron, not even that it exists.

75. Cybertron's Witness Protection Program.

76. "Perceptor needs to be taken care of." Now how exactly did he mean that?

77. They each believed the other had commited murder.

78. Children can be so cruel sometimes.

79. Love them and leave them.

80. Blaster is killed and all his memories are transfered to his Cassettes.

81. Springer learns about Nijika.

82. Brutally loved.

83. "'By the skin of your teeth.' I've never understood that phrase. It's not like a human's teeth have skin."

84. 2007/G1. What if Miles got somehow sent to the G1 universe?

85. Perceptor never saw anything wrong with using the dead as spare parts, especially if he's acting as a field medic. Even if the dead had been a close friend of his. Even if the dead was not completely dead, but was still beyond help.

86. How readable is Perceptor's handwriting?

87. Can a human radio pick up Autobot or Decepticon comm channels? Accidentally I mean, not a radio that was programmed to do so.

88. Blaster suffers from empty nest syndrome.

89. Autobot scientists go on strike. Meaning they only work on personal projects, not what their superiors tell them to work on.

90. The Constructicons go on strike.

91. Perceptor occasionally has sharp headaches... but he has learned to ignore them. He... really shouldn't have ignored them.

92. He didn't always do as he said, but he always did what he meant.

93. "They starved him."

94. What happens when the warriors forget how to fight?

95. A parent knows when their child has killed someone. "They'll forget what you did."
"Or maybe they'll never forget what you might do."

96. Weakened Energon lines that are prone to breaking.

97. He tried to curl around the pain.

98. "I'd rather lose this than that."

99. Not even Red Alert believed that conspiracy.

100. Red Alert finds all these conspiracy websites.

101. Pre-TF:TM. The Ark is haunted. By who?

102. Two of every animal. I honestly can't believe no one has suggested this one yet. Or if they have, I've forgotten.

103. Red Alert went to a lot of trouble to gather these items. Now how does he present his gift?

104. The unlikely happens more often than one would think.

105. Observant? Hardly the word. And yet non other fitted. ~ The Clocks by Agatha Christie.

106. Perceptor has learned to keep his true limits a secret. He's so much more than what they think.

107. Perceptor talks so... elaborately because he knows people will tell him to shut up before they leave. This means he doesn't have to explain what he is really doing.

108. "When you're convinced someone is a good person, it never occurs to you that he might not be." Inspired by The Clocks by Agatha Christie.

109. The war is over. The crew of the Ark are considered too eccentric for most jobs so they stay with Optimus. Optimus: *cries* "So close to escape. So close..."

110. They remembered Perceptor as the slutty Academy student.

111. He hadn't want to go to school that day, but his creators made him go anyways. That was the last they had ever saw him.

112. A member of the Ark learns he was kidnapped as a sparkling.

113. Perceptor often said one thing, yet he'd mean something completely different.

114. A living work of art, it is illegal to damage him. And this work of art fights in the war.

115. Omega Supreme was so careful while holding him.

116. Perceptor was raised by the Constructicons.

117. Omega Supreme/Swoop.

118. Perceptor was on the brink of death when he was found by one of Oberon's Children. And he became one of them.

119. Sometimes Perceptor's logic really confused them. Similar to number 63. Oops.

120. Miles takes a vacation in the tropics.

121. "You can do it. I mean, you have resources."

122. Perceptor has no tact. Inspired by Anya from BTVS.

123. Perceptor writes his notes in a rather confusing shorthand.

124. "Being bored is worse than being dead."

125. "Even in madness, there is a definite method behind the madness." I'm pretty sure this one was inspired by one of Agatha Christie's books (probably The Clocks) but I forgot to write it down.

126. "Is that all you know? Or all you're willing to tell?"

127. Crossover. Prowl and Hercule Poirot discuss crime.

128. "You have to be gentle with those that see." Partly inspired by norielit, partly by my own wandering thoughts.

129. Prowl enters the rec room and finds everyone pampering Perceptor.

130. Perceptor has a mild case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. And it gets worse when he's stressed. Much to Beachcomber's amusement.

131. Optimus and Megatron enter peace negotiations. One of Megatron's terms: He wants Perceptor. No Perceptor, no peace.

132. A game where Perceptor tries to stump others with what he says. Perceptor doesn't realize he's playing the game and is just excited that someone is actually listening to what he says.

133. Crossover. Perceptor meets a Vulcan scientist.

134. Everything Perceptor ever told them about his life before the war was a lie.

135. A one night stand leaves Perceptor pregnant. And he's still in school. What can I say? This seems to be the pregnant!Perceptor list.

136. People don't like to think that their friends are being hurt. So they often ignore any evidence of it.

137. Perceptor often solved problems without realizing. Inspired by this quote: "She had the gift, often possessed by those who are too occupied with their own thoughts to pay attention to what others are saying, to come to the heart of a problem." ~The Clocks by Agatha Christie.

138. Perceptor was bonded before the war (it was an arranged 'marriage') but he hasn't seen his bondmate since they had been separated during an attack early in the war. Until his bondmate shows up on Earth.

139. Perceptor often forgets where he puts things. Wheeljack finds this funny.

140. "If you haven't found it by now, you're not going to."

141. As a sparkling, Perceptor had his own language. He didn't seem to understand Cybertronian. His creators took him to medics, and specialists, and try desperately to get through to him.

142. "Fourth wall? What fourth wall?"

143. "The gain is not worth the consequences."

144. Perceptor is a victim of sexual harassment.

145. When Perceptor was in school, a friend of his (who went to a different school) told him about some problems a teacher was causing. So as a favor to his friend, Perceptor checks him out and learns that the mech has had dealings with the Decepticons and was even involved with several assassinations. Not having any proof, and know that if he told anyone they'd think him a liar (because this teacher was well respected and liked), Perceptor decides to get this teacher in trouble with the law some other way. So he creates false records for himself and passes himself off as an adult who worked for a little known research company. And he wormed his way into the teacher's life and seduced him. The teacher checked him out, of course, but Perceptor's falsified records were too well done (and his real ones too well hidden) for them to be recognized as a forgery. Perceptor succeeds in seducing the teacher, though as far as anyone else can see, Perceptor is the one being seduced, and they enter into a relationship. After a while, Perceptor leaves and erases his false records and plants false evidence that the teacher knew he was underage all along. Then, after 'hiding' some video tapes he had secretly made of some of their activities, he 'accidentally' lets slip to one of the teacher's neighbor's that his coming of age is soon. This neighbor, realizing what this means, calls the police. Who find the videos. And Perceptor succeeds in getting this teacher arrested.

146. Cosmos/Tracks.

147. Perceptor is captured by the Decepticons and his memories (not his knowledge; just his memories) are erased. The Autobots don't find out about his memories being erased until they rescue him.

148. He'd taught him everything he knew... and it wasn't enough.

149. "I taught him everything he knew... but I did not teach him all I know."

150. Perceptor had told them not to touch it. They really should have listened. They were never going to live this down.



Also, my internet keeps going out. So if it takes a while for me to reply to your comments, that's why.