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Just nine bunnies, but the last one is LOONNGGGG.

 

1. Transformers play Jumanji.

 

2. Starscream and Skyfire switch bodies and are forced to pretend to be each other until they can figure out how to reverse it. (A bit cliché but I’ve never seen those two do this.)

 

3. Art: Chibi Primus. (Thanks to silvane91.) Annoyed expression and fist-shaking optional.

 

4. Art: Transformers with piercings. (Basically the same thing as silvane91’s fic prompt, but picturified. Or even better: an illustrated fanfic!)

 

5. We know that certain transformers have been introduced to surfing (and we got the pictures to prove it), but what about snowboarding?

 

6. In the ‘real world’, they’re only toys. In the Transformers universe, they’re still only toys. They’re just very big toys that belong to a cute little sparkling-deity named Primus. One day, little Primus was happily playing with his Transformer toys, making them populate a prosperous, peaceful empire and support a healthy economy. Primus’ brother Unicron was annoyed at Primus’ lack of creativity and, snatching the toys away, proceeded to bash them against each other in mock-war. ‘Wahhhh!!!’ wailed Primus. Unicron ignored his brother and began to haphazardly divide the toys into two different groups, clumsily setting them up in battle position on the lumpy carpet…

 

7. Transformers turning into fanon ‘sparklings’ has been done a lot, but I’ve never seen Transformers accidentally regress into their equivalent of teenage years. What would the older ‘Bots and ‘Cons be like as adolescents? It’d be really interesting to see the reactions of, say, the Seekers and the Lambos (who sometimes tend to act like teenagers regardless of their actual ages) to officers who suddenly don’t feel like being responsible.

 

8. Do Cybertronians have anything similar to those cheesy campfire songs humans learn as kids? Are there Cybertronian nursery rhymes?

 

9. [Note: the following poem has been poem-napped from J.K. Rowling and force-fed semi-toxic energon bunny chow which caused it to mutate. My sincere apologies… and please try and ignore that awkward unrhymed line.]

 

AU! *ahem*

 

In times of old when friends were true
And the Golden Age just started
The leaders of this noble world
Thought never to be parted.
United by a common goal,
They governed from the Tower
To keep Cybertron shining bright
And rich in peace and power.
"Together we will protect and reign!"
The four good friends decided
And never did they dream that they
Might someday be divided,
For were there such friends anywhere
As Megatron and Optimus?
Unless it was the second pair
Of Skyfire and Starscream?
So how could such great friendships fail?
What strength had those bonds lacked?
Well, the friends began to disagree
When the Enemy attacked.
Said Megatron, "We’ll protect just those
Who trust in strength and might."
Said Optimus, "We’ll defend those who
Believe in what is right.”
Said Starscream, "We'll guard you if
Your function is of use.”
Said Skyfire, "I'll shield you all
From the Enemy’s abuse."
These differences caused little strife
When first they came to light,
For each of these four leaders had
A squad with which they might
Protect those they deemed worthy, so,
For instance, Megatron
Looked after those with strength
Who wanted power for Cybertron.
And Starscream favored those
Who had a scientific mind,
While Optimus stood with pacifists
And others of that kind.
Skyfire cared for the weaker ones
Who just needed someone stronger;
So near the end, all were still one,
For just a little longer.

But Cybertron was doomed to fall;
This war could not be won.
The Four turned on each other, and
The Golden Age was done.
And never since those leaders great
Each went their separate ways
Has Cybertron shone proudly
As it did in brighter days.

And now the Enemy has returned,
The vast and foul horde:
The time has come for unity
Between the Prime and Lord.
Starscream and Skyfire must
Set differences aside;
There will soon be no more time
For foolish, misplaced pride. 

Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
This warning history shows,
For Cybertron’s in danger
From external, deadly foes
If we do not stand together
Then destruction is our fate.
I have told you, I have warned you…
I just hope it’s not too late.

Comments

[silvane91.livejournal.com]

6. In the ‘real world’, they’re only toys. In the Transformers universe, they’re still only toys. They’re just very big toys that belong to a cute little sparkling-deity named Primus.

Bwahaha! Someone needs to draw that. Poor Bots. And then they all join together and swarm Sparkling!Unicron and Sparkling!Primus gleefully joins in by throwing blocks... Dammit, I wish I could actually draw.

7. Transformers turning into fanon ‘sparklings’ has been done a lot, but I’ve never seen Transformers accidentally regress into their equivalent of teenage years. What would the older ‘Bots and ‘Cons be like as adolescents? It’d be really interesting to see the reactions of, say, the Seekers and the Lambos (who sometimes tend to act like teenagers regardless of their actual ages) to officers who suddenly don’t feel like being responsible.

Megatron and Optimus. Possibly Prowl. Because Megs was probably a total nerd in his younger years, and you know Prowl and Optimus were hotshots when they were teenagers. Plus, maximum trauma for minimum effort. Smokescreen would make a killing playing therapist for both sides.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

... I love that poem! I now want to see that fic so much!