All together, 15 bunnies
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1) Jazz and Prowl (after much pestering on Jazz’s part ^^) take part in a charity ball where you can “buy” an Autobot to spend a day with you (the respective Autobots have this day off, but can be called back in case of emergency, and don’t have to stay with their “buyer” if they’re somehow acting excruciatingly). The both officers are still very surprised, however, as suddenly Prime appears and then buys the two of them together. They spend a wonderful day then where Optimus isn't their leader but their friend, and get to know sides of him they didn't know to exist.
Extra, but not necessary bunny for all who like sex (XD): At the end of the day, Optimus "kidnaps" them into his personal quarters where he gets dominant (the nice way) and orders them around for erotic playing.
Inspired by a post in the Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme.
Animated
1) Optimus has the cutest smile ever. Point.
2) Someone decides to make Ratchet’s face more “symmetric” – by breaking the left half of his chevron, too. *ouch*
3) One of Prowl’s shoulder wings gets broken. *double ouch*
4) One or both of Optimus’ helmet antennas get broken *triple ouch*
Having Optimus captured and the others driven into a corner, Blitzwing gets the glorious idea what “fun” it would be to break one of his antenna and watch his reaction since he knows how sensitive such extremities are.
What he hasn’t expected, however, is the pain flooding Optimus’ systems unusually strong, causing him to go literally berserk. It sets so much energy free that it, together with the pain itself, even override the stasis cuff’s paralysis. As soon as he rips them apart, Optimus attacks mindlessly, taking himself Lugnut, Blitzwing and all the other present Decepticons down.
It looks like as if he would also attack his terrified friends before he, luckily, snaps out of it and/or faints.
Today’s bunnies like apparently “appendage violating”. (Little critters.)
6) The team is shocked when they learn that Optimus is actually much younger than they thought (not younger than Bumblebee, though).
7) Oil Slick has come to Earth. His special ability (I got the information from the Trans-Wiki
8) For any reason, it’s a/some Decepticon(s) who get touched by the chemicals. My favourites for this would be Blitzwing and Megatron because I’d really like to know of what they’re afraid.
9) After the events in Megatron Rising, Optimus begins to have problems with his spark. But what else should you expect after his body had been two times exposed to the Allspark’s energy?
10) Can, but doesn’t have to be related to #9.
???: “Of course it’s possible, you dense, narrow-minded glitches! We’re speaking of the Allspark which hasn’t one, but two times fragged with your Prime’s body/spark!!”
11) Oil Slick and Meltdown join forces (come on, they’re made for each other. XD)
12) After Season 2 finale; aftermaths of Black Friday.
Meltdown was always furious whenever someone dared to interfere with his plans (especially those agitating Autobots). Fortunately for them, though, his obsession with damaging Prof. Sumdac and creating an organic Transformer were so important to him, he never wasted much thought on any of the “disruptive elements” once his anger subsided.
But being melted into a pool (though by accident) was even for him too much to bear, and Meltdown’s rage at the responsible person even ruled out his other obsessions for the time being.
A certain fire truck should be very, very afraid…
13) Prowl gets in conflict with Oil Slick due to their shared past, but different beliefs in the present.
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Date: 2009-02-23 04:57 am (UTC)Whenever I think of Oil Slick-or Lockdown, for that matter, all I can think is 'Way to make friends with the creepiest mother****** you could find, Prowl'. I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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Date: 2009-03-20 02:17 pm (UTC)Well, Ratchet floats on the same boat - he maybe didn't befriend them, but he helped Oil Slick unintentionally to modifiy the Cosmic Rust. I wonder how the both of them are going to react when finding out they both share a past with him. o_O
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Date: 2009-03-20 02:44 pm (UTC)Yes, but Oil Slick and Lockdown are creepy-obsessed with Prowl. It makes me go 'Primus, Prowl! Is there a sign on your back that says 'Hi, creepy Decepticons, stalk me!' or something?!' XD
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Date: 2009-03-20 07:20 pm (UTC)Oil Slick isn't obsessed with Prowl. The only thing we know about his past (he didn't talk much in "Transwarped") is that he trained together with him - people just assume he's obsessed because they parallel it with the whole Lockdown offering Prowl to come with him thing.
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Date: 2009-03-21 05:34 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-03-22 06:37 pm (UTC)I think I should feel a bit bad for Optimus now, shouldn't I?
No, feel more sorry for Prowl. XD He's the one I write-slash-torture the most.
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Date: 2009-03-20 08:21 pm (UTC)#9 and 10
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