Two dozen baby bunnies. And...

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I've been thinking about one of my previous bunnies - the one about combining a bunch of unrelated bunnies together in one fic - and I'm seriously considering giving it a shot. I've never written fic before, but if I'm trying to combine four-ish different ideas I might be able to fill in between them enough to make a decent story. If I get any of it written before my head explodes, I'll post it on my LJ and post a link here, if that's ok.

Right now I'm considering some bunnies I've dug up from the archives that were submitted by cheysulinight, norielit, lapinporokoira, and dreamer_way.

And while I ponder:

 

1. “The enemy, of course, but an enemy for 6000 years now, which made him sort of a friend.” ~Good Omens

 

2. He looked into the other mech’s optics and saw the terrible beast still lurking there.

 

3. Unicron’s floating head becomes a tourist attraction.

 

4. Because of the energon crisis, all the wild creatures of Cybertron (and any other ‘natural’ part of the planet that could produce energy) were hunted down and drained for their energon. Hound, Trailbreaker, and Beachcomber reluctantly took part in this, and on Earth they try to protect the environment as a sort of penance.

 

5. Also, did the Autobots ever worry that the humans will have a blood shortage? It seems to be the equivalent of an energon shortage…

 

6. When Megatron is ‘replaced’ by Galvatron, Megatron has a little chat with Primus. Primus agrees to let him come back as a sort of guardian spirit to the Decepticons, as long as he doesn’t try to harm the Autobots. When he sees what Galvatron has become, instead of watching over his old faction, he places Optimus under his protection, knowing that in the end, Optimus is the only one who can save the ‘Cons. Of course, Starscream’s floating around too…

 

7. Optimus decides Perceptor is safer with the 'Cons. (Word for word, kirin_saga.)

 

8. Thundercracker/Wheeljack = Crackerjack

 

9. Huffer/Ratchet or Hound/Ratchet = Hatchet

 

10. Hound/Soundwave = Houndwave

 

11. What if Skywarp was Starscream’s long-lost science pal and Skyfire was his ‘Con wingmech and trinemate? (Yes, I know Skywarp could probably just warp out of the ice but work with me here.)

 

12. Thrust, Ramjet, and Dirge = red, white, and blue. *waves flag* They could do a Fourth of July flyover, or maybe something patriotic for another of the many, many countries with red/white/blue colors.

 

13. The Dinobots, the Aerialbots, and the Stunticons try to vote.

 

14. Rumble/Bumblebee = Rumblebee

 

15. A virus sweeps through the ‘Bot and ‘Con ranks, hitting the language centers in their processors. Each mech is left with only one language with which to communicate. Unfortunately, not all of them speak the same language… And Soundwave’s ‘language’ is his telepathic abilities, so he can’t talk at all.

 

16. A cassette (or more than one) is a triplechanger. Because that cassette-tape form is pretty useless.

 

17. Inferno has a less serious version of Red Alert's glitch, and he hangs around Red to hide it – because next to Red, even if Inferno acts a little paranoid and irrational, no one will notice it if Red's shrieking and his horns are glowing blue.

 

18. In the episode where Optimus keeps fiddling with the basketball, there’s a part where he tosses the ball to Spike and says, ‘Spike, process quickly!’. In a different episode, Soundwave is playing catch (with a human instead of a ball) and he says, ‘Skywarp, think fast!’. If even Soundwave was able to pick up on and correctly say the slang term, why couldn’t Optimus?

 

19. Can a Transformer get dehydrated de-energized from crying too much?

 

20. Megatron’s cannon has a ‘Transmogrifier’ setting. (It turns its target into random creatures or objects.)

 

21. Megatron’s cannon has a ‘Heal’ setting (He shoots something and it fixes itself).

 

22. Megatron’s cannon has an ‘Energon-Pie-Throwing’ setting.

 

23. Aesop’s Fables/Transformers.

 

24. Optimus and Megatron are having another epic battle. Their troops, fighting around them, are startled by a sudden bright blue light and turn to watch as Megatron reaches triumphantly into Optimus’ chest and – yoink! – takes the Matrix… which slams itself into Megatron’s partly-torn-open chest. When the brilliant light fades, both Megatron’s and Optimus’ weapons are gone, as are their faction symbols. The Matrix rests, satisfied, within Megatron, having successfully chosen a new Prime.