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tf_bunny_farm2008-09-28 09:14 pm
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Insanity Awaits
They aren't that good (school is eating all my mental activity, so I've been short on ideas), but have fun anyway:
1. An advanced (more so than the TFs) alien race diagnoses Blurr's speed as a glitch in his programming and offers to fix it for him. He can't decide if he wants to accept. If he does, he knows others won't find him so annoying and maybe then he won't be an outcast, but then he won't have his speed which makes him useful in the eyes of his superiors.
2. Laserbeak is tired of being a cassette and asks Soundwave to upgrade her into a femme body. To the shock of both the Autobots and Decepticons, she's (by their standards) gorgeous. (Bonus points if Rumble and Frenzy become super protective) The one mech she can't capture the attention of, however, is the only one whose opinion she values most.
2a. That one mech is Ravage.
2b. That one mech is Soundwave.
2c. That one mech is Megatron or Optimus.
2d. It's Blaster.
2e. Just because I know someone will want me to, it's Perceptor. (You know who you are)
3. Thundercracker X Tracks. Inspired by the fact that my best friend's car is named Tracks and her parents' TC.
4. G1 Wreck-Gar meets Animated Wreck-Gar and decides to take him in as a son.
5. TF:Ani. Megatron decides to kill Ultra Magnus and take his place. Inspired by a conversation with alabaster_demon on the Autobots being very Communistic.
6. Inspired by the same conversation, I'm curious to see what you all come up with just with the suggestion that the TF:Ani Autobots are a lot like Soviets.
7. Perceptor realises he preferred being in the agile Nijika body, rather than his own bulky form, and begins making a new body for himself.
8. One of the humans makes a connection - the Transformers drink energon and also bleed it. Therefore they must be vampires.
9. Raoul and Astoria meet... and their personalities clash HORRIBLY. Tracks and Powerglide are caught up in their battle.
10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.
11. The morning after number 10.
12. HardheadXBlurr. Because even though they totally kissed IN CANON, I'm the only person who ever does anything for them.
13. What are the Cybertronian equivalents of our really kinky fetishes?
14. Rumble and Frenzy somehow switch bodies with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. How long can the two sets of twins keep up the ruse before they can figure out how to get their own bodies back?
15. ?? (to Springer): "You always loved her, didn't you? Even when you were with me, it was her face you were picturing, and now that Hot Rod is out of the picture, I'm nothing, aren't I?"
16: "If we weren't on opposite sides, we'd make a pretty good team."
17. Skywarp warps someplace with an Autobot stuck to him, causing him to warp somewhere totally new and different from where he'd intended. They have to work together to get back. (I was thinking Sideswipe, but it can be whoever.)
18. I don't remember the episode, but Ravage actually CAN speak - he just chooses not to. Why do you suppose this is?
19. Not having gender, the Transformers are surprised to witness a Gay Pride parade - and shocked to see Homophobic protestors.
20. A bot from G1 somehow switches bodies with their counterpart from Animated. ("Freaky Friday" was on earlier.)
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1. An advanced (more so than the TFs) alien race diagnoses Blurr's speed as a glitch in his programming and offers to fix it for him. He can't decide if he wants to accept. If he does, he knows others won't find him so annoying and maybe then he won't be an outcast, but then he won't have his speed which makes him useful in the eyes of his superiors.
2. Laserbeak is tired of being a cassette and asks Soundwave to upgrade her into a femme body. To the shock of both the Autobots and Decepticons, she's (by their standards) gorgeous. (Bonus points if Rumble and Frenzy become super protective) The one mech she can't capture the attention of, however, is the only one whose opinion she values most.
2a. That one mech is Ravage.
2b. That one mech is Soundwave.
2c. That one mech is Megatron or Optimus.
2d. It's Blaster.
2e. Just because I know someone will want me to, it's Perceptor. (You know who you are)
3. Thundercracker X Tracks. Inspired by the fact that my best friend's car is named Tracks and her parents' TC.
4. G1 Wreck-Gar meets Animated Wreck-Gar and decides to take him in as a son.
5. TF:Ani. Megatron decides to kill Ultra Magnus and take his place. Inspired by a conversation with alabaster_demon on the Autobots being very Communistic.
6. Inspired by the same conversation, I'm curious to see what you all come up with just with the suggestion that the TF:Ani Autobots are a lot like Soviets.
7. Perceptor realises he preferred being in the agile Nijika body, rather than his own bulky form, and begins making a new body for himself.
8. One of the humans makes a connection - the Transformers drink energon and also bleed it. Therefore they must be vampires.
9. Raoul and Astoria meet... and their personalities clash HORRIBLY. Tracks and Powerglide are caught up in their battle.
10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.
11. The morning after number 10.
12. HardheadXBlurr. Because even though they totally kissed IN CANON, I'm the only person who ever does anything for them.
13. What are the Cybertronian equivalents of our really kinky fetishes?
14. Rumble and Frenzy somehow switch bodies with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. How long can the two sets of twins keep up the ruse before they can figure out how to get their own bodies back?
15. ?? (to Springer): "You always loved her, didn't you? Even when you were with me, it was her face you were picturing, and now that Hot Rod is out of the picture, I'm nothing, aren't I?"
16: "If we weren't on opposite sides, we'd make a pretty good team."
17. Skywarp warps someplace with an Autobot stuck to him, causing him to warp somewhere totally new and different from where he'd intended. They have to work together to get back. (I was thinking Sideswipe, but it can be whoever.)
18. I don't remember the episode, but Ravage actually CAN speak - he just chooses not to. Why do you suppose this is?
19. Not having gender, the Transformers are surprised to witness a Gay Pride parade - and shocked to see Homophobic protestors.
20. A bot from G1 somehow switches bodies with their counterpart from Animated. ("Freaky Friday" was on earlier.)
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That actually makes sense. (Even if it does still kinda squick me out.)
Actually, I may have seen that. Was the mech in question Starscream?
There was a bunny not long ago about the implications of mechs with windscreens in their chests, since that is the location of a Cybertronian's spark. I likened it to wearing a bikini - revealing without actually showing everything, which is amusing when you consider that it implies that Optimus Prime goes about in the Cybertronian equivalent of a bikini... and for that matter so do Ironhide and Ratchet in G1.
Well, when you think about it, Alpha-Trion designed Optimus... I'm amused... Ooh, Blaster and Soundwave too! Mmmm...
I think if that is used as the basic measuring stick, then the Seekers, with their chest canopies and bitch heels are "dressed" like they're in bikini tops and slutty high heel boots. XD
*Loves* I so wanna see a pic of the seekers as prostitutes now... (And Soundwave or Megatron as their pimp... hahaha... What a great mental image...)
(Megatron: You have failed me. AGAIN. Get out there and earn, Starscream!)
Suffice to say, it'd give my poor Maggy a nervous breakdown, methinks. He'd probably be so happy once he gets back to his own 'verse that he'd even hug Megatron. (BTW, in the RP Maggy is muse for, Megatron is his brother-in-law.)
Poor guy. *Hugs UM* Brother-in-law... so by marriage? Who's married to who? (Sorry that I'm nosy...)
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Yes - the fic was Ambrosia, by
Well, when you think about it, Alpha-Trion designed Optimus... I'm amused...
So am I - it implies some interesting things about ol' Trion that he'd do such a thing, and depending on how you take fanon, to two mechs.
Poor guy. *Hugs UM* Brother-in-law... so by marriage? Who's married to who? (Sorry that I'm nosy...)
Oh, Optimus is bonded to Megatron in the game. It's nominally a movieverse game where Optimus and Megatron had a long history and once Megs pulled himself up from the bottom of the ocean he and Optimus eventually made up, got bonded and declared peace. I came into the game a long time after, and took the tack of Magnus being Optimus's adopted brother (they were both adopted by Alpha Trion, some time before Optimus became Prime) right from the start.
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Okay. Yes, I've seen that before. I read quite a bit of it feeling utterly confused til I figured out this wasn't G1 they were talking about.
So am I - it implies some interesting things about ol' Trion that he'd do such a thing, and depending on how you take fanon, to two mechs.
Alpha is their equivalent of a dirty old man! XD
Oh, Optimus is bonded to Megatron in the game. It's nominally a movieverse game where Optimus and Megatron had a long history and once Megs pulled himself up from the bottom of the ocean he and Optimus eventually made up, got bonded and declared peace. I came into the game a long time after, and took the tack of Magnus being Optimus's adopted brother (they were both adopted by Alpha Trion, some time before Optimus became Prime) right from the start.
Ah. I get it now. I've never been able to really get into online RP-ing, though sometimes I do it with friends. (Like, live. Not online.) Normally they make me play Blurr cos I can talk very fast.