Insanity Awaits

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They aren't that good (school is eating all my mental activity, so I've been short on ideas), but have fun anyway:


1. An advanced (more so than the TFs) alien race diagnoses Blurr's speed as a glitch in his programming and offers to fix it for him. He can't decide if he wants to accept. If he does, he knows others won't find him so annoying and maybe then he won't be an outcast, but then he won't have his speed which makes him useful in the eyes of his superiors.

2. Laserbeak is tired of being a cassette and asks Soundwave to upgrade her into a femme body. To the shock of both the Autobots and Decepticons, she's (by their standards) gorgeous. (Bonus points if Rumble and Frenzy become super protective) The one mech she can't capture the attention of, however, is the only one whose opinion she values most.

2a. That one mech is Ravage.

2b. That one mech is Soundwave.

2c. That one mech is Megatron or Optimus.

2d. It's Blaster.

2e. Just because I know someone will want me to, it's Perceptor. (You know who you are)

3. Thundercracker X Tracks. Inspired by the fact that my best friend's car is named Tracks and her parents' TC.

4. G1 Wreck-Gar meets Animated Wreck-Gar and decides to take him in as a son.

5. TF:Ani. Megatron decides to kill Ultra Magnus and take his place. Inspired by a conversation with alabaster_demon on the Autobots being very Communistic.

6. Inspired by the same conversation, I'm curious to see what you all come up with just with the suggestion that the TF:Ani Autobots are a lot like Soviets.

7. Perceptor realises he preferred being in the agile Nijika body, rather than his own bulky form, and begins making a new body for himself.

8. One of the humans makes a connection - the Transformers drink energon and also bleed it. Therefore they must be vampires.

9. Raoul and Astoria meet... and their personalities clash HORRIBLY. Tracks and Powerglide are caught up in their battle.

10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.

11. The morning after number 10.

12. HardheadXBlurr. Because even though they totally kissed IN CANON, I'm the only person who ever does anything for them.

13. What are the Cybertronian equivalents of our really kinky fetishes?

14. Rumble and Frenzy somehow switch bodies with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. How long can the two sets of twins keep up the ruse before they can figure out how to get their own bodies back?

15. ?? (to Springer): "You always loved her, didn't you? Even when you were with me, it was her face you were picturing, and now that Hot Rod is out of the picture, I'm nothing, aren't I?"

16: "If we weren't on opposite sides, we'd make a pretty good team."

17. Skywarp warps someplace with an Autobot stuck to him, causing him to warp somewhere totally new and different from where he'd intended. They have to work together to get back. (I was thinking Sideswipe, but it can be whoever.)

18. I don't remember the episode, but Ravage actually CAN speak - he just chooses not to. Why do you suppose this is?

19. Not having gender, the Transformers are surprised to witness a Gay Pride parade - and shocked to see Homophobic protestors.

20. A bot from G1 somehow switches bodies with their counterpart from Animated. ("Freaky Friday" was on earlier.)
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7. Perceptor realises he preferred being in the agile Nijika body, rather than his own bulky form, and begins making a new body for himself.

*LOVES* A new Femme body? *wants to see*

8. One of the humans makes a connection - the Transformers drink energon and also bleed it. Therefore they must be vampires.

Makes sense to me. *thinks* You know the vampire culture? You think they may want to speak to the Autobots and/or Decepticons?

10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.

Megatron: *drunk* "Will you marry me?"
Perceptor: *confused* "Uh..."
Grimlock: *picks Perceptor up* *glares at Megatron* "You go away or me Grimlock step on you."

Megatron: *drunk* "Will you marry me?"
Blaster: *confused* "I..."
Rewind: "No he won't." *tries to drag Blaster to safety*

Megatron: *drunk* "Will you marry me?"
Red Alert: *confused* "What..."
Inferno: *grabs Red Alert* "MINE!"

Megatron: *sulks* "Next time, I need to get them alone."

11. The morning after number 10.

Megatron: *wakes up with a headache* "What did I do last night?"
Starscream: "I think the better question would be: Who did I do last night?"
Megatron: *confused* "What?"
Starscream: *smirks and points to the other side of the berth*
Megatron: *looks* *stares at recharging Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert* "What happened?"
Starscream: "You got them alone, apparently. And..." *smirks and hold up a tiny piece of paper* "... you got married too. And it's all legal in the eyes of human law."
Megatron: *stares*
Starscream: *is very amused* "So... how was Vegas?"

16: "If we weren't on opposite sides, we'd make a pretty good team."

Mixmaster said to Perceptor. When Scrapper and Optimus heard this, and heard Perceptor agree, they frantically attempted to separate the two.

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

*LOVES* A new Femme body? *wants to see*
I'm extremely curious to what everyone's reactions would be. I only thought of one...
Prowl: Perceptor you need to sign thi- what are you doing?
Perceptor: Oh, well, I-
Prowl: Forget it. I don't want to know.

Makes sense to me. *thinks* You know the vampire culture? You think they may want to speak to the Autobots and/or Decepticons?
What do you mean by "vampire culture"?

Megatron: *drunk* "Will you marry me?"
Perceptor: *confused* "Uh..."
Grimlock: *picks Perceptor up* *glares at Megatron* "You go away or me Grimlock step on you."
Haha! Protective Grimlock is adorable!

Megatron: *drunk* "Will you marry me?"
Blaster: *confused* "I..."
Rewind: "No he won't." *tries to drag Blaster to safety*
But how would Soundwave react?!

Megatron: *drunk* "Will you marry me?"
Red Alert: *confused* "What..."
Inferno: *grabs Red Alert* "MINE!"
Hm. Red Alert would probably think it's a conspiracy of sorts, or something.

Megatron: *wakes up with a headache* "What did I do last night?"
Starscream: "I think the better question would be: Who did I do last night?"
Megatron: *confused* "What?"
Starscream: *smirks and points to the other side of the berth*
Megatron: *looks* *stares at recharging Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert* "What happened?"
Starscream: "You got them alone, apparently. And..." *smirks and hold up a tiny piece of paper* "... you got married too. And it's all legal in the eyes of human law."
Megatron: *stares*
Starscream: *is very amused* "So... how was Vegas?"
BWAHAHA! Oh, Starscream. You kill me. Oh, that was highly entertaining.

Mixmaster said to Perceptor. When Scrapper and Optimus heard this, and heard Perceptor agree, they frantically attempted to separate the two.
Oh, noes! Nobody understands their partnership! (Coincidentally, Mixmaster is my favourite Constructicon. I adore his speech impediment - mostly cos it makes me feel not so bad about my own!)

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.

I have this image of Megatron trying to cop onto Ultra Magnus, while Magnus is hiding behind Optimus (or more to the point, is trying to keep Optimus between him and a drunkly amorous Megatron), while Optimus is both confused and amused at the situation. Extra comedy when he changes tack and starts hitting on Optimus, much to Magnus's horror and jealous possessiveness.


13. What are the Cybertronian equivalents of our really kinky fetishes?

Tell me which fetishes and I night be able to come up equivalents.


15. ?? (to Springer): "You always loved her, didn't you? Even when you were with me, it was her face you were picturing, and now that Hot Rod is out of the picture, I'm nothing, aren't I?"

I take it "her" is Arcee.

Maybe it's this comm getting to me, but I can't help think it's Perceptor talking. You know you've been here too long when you automatically jump to Springer/Perceptor as a conclusion.


18. I don't remember the episode, but Ravage actually CAN speak - he just chooses not to. Why do you suppose this is?

Maybe he has an odd issue with staying true to his anthro form and found out cats can't talk like humans so he refuses to talk too - at least out loud, he doesn't mind using personal comm or telepathy.


19. Not having gender, the Transformers are surprised to witness a Gay Pride parade - and shocked to see Homophobic protestors.

I love Autobots reacting to human sexuality issues.


20. A bot from G1 somehow switches bodies with their counterpart from Animated. ("Freaky Friday" was on earlier.)

Magnus is horrified to find he's Supreme Commander, especially after a life of trying to avoid having to do Optimus's job (he doesn't mind being in a high ranking position, but he doesn't want to be The Boss).

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

I take it you're a Magnus fan? ^_^

I have this image of Megatron trying to cop onto Ultra Magnus, while Magnus is hiding behind Optimus (or more to the point, is trying to keep Optimus between him and a drunkly amorous Megatron), while Optimus is both confused and amused at the situation. Extra comedy when he changes tack and starts hitting on Optimus, much to Magnus's horror and jealous possessiveness.
Teehee. Poor Autobots. Does Megatron even care which one he gets?

Tell me which fetishes and I night be able to come up equivalents.
Voyeurism (probably doesn't even need to be changed). Paedophilia. Urophilia. Bondage. Whipped cream. Fishnets and stilettos. Uh... I don't know many off the top of my head, and I don't think school is the best place to look 'em up...

I take it "her" is Arcee.
Yup!

Maybe it's this comm getting to me, but I can't help think it's Perceptor talking. You know you've been here too long when you automatically jump to Springer/Perceptor as a conclusion.
Wanna know a secret?

...that's what I thought too...

I love Autobots reacting to human sexuality issues.
Me too. Why don't people touch on this more? It's certainly relevant!

Magnus is horrified to find he's Supreme Commander, especially after a life of trying to avoid having to do Optimus's job (he doesn't mind being in a high ranking position, but he doesn't want to be The Boss).
Haha! *Wants to see* I didn't even think of him, but when I do, it'd probably be one of the best to see!

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

I take it you're a Magnus fan? ^_^

Nawwww! Is it that obvious? XD


Teehee. Poor Autobots. Does Megatron even care which one he gets?

If he's drunk enough to hit on the first and second in command of the Autobots, I really doubt it. :)

Voyeurism (probably doesn't even need to be changed). Paedophilia. Urophilia. Bondage. Whipped cream. Fishnets and stilettos. Uh... I don't know many off the top of my head, and I don't think school is the best place to look 'em up...

Voyeurism doesn't need a change. Paedophilia... depends on how you take Cybertronian development - I mean if you go with an idea of sparklinghood that is equivalent to childhood in human development that's easy, but if you take the tack that they get sparked with an adult mentality... well that's a little more tricky. It'd probably come down to an issue of whether they are mentally ready for interfacing or not.
Urophilia... again, it depends on how you imagine Cybertronians work. Do they have systems for ejecting waste materials? I have read at least one fic that had them with something like - being able to eject old lubricants (I really wonder if the scene in question was inspired by movieverse, though the fic was Armada).
Bondage? No need to change that either, hell, I've RP'd bondage in a TF RP. My Bluestreak muse can be fairly pervy at times.
Whipped cream... well the same RP I played bondage in also had energon-based edible paint... I'm sure if one were creative about it other ideas about Cybertronian food could be utilised in porn.
Fishnets and stilettos... oh that's a hard one, considering Cybertronians don't actually wear clothing (except maybe the occasional cape, random hat, and trenchcoats for disguise). It makes me think about Seeker feet actually, and how they so look like they naturally have high heels. Maybe the nearest equivalent is someone who has a risque armour style, but that's more like dressing skimpily in public, on a regular basis.


...that's what I thought too...

This comm infects your brain!


Haha! *Wants to see* I didn't even think of him, but when I do, it'd probably be one of the best to see!

XD I think I was channelling my RP muse a bit more than my non-RP muse. My RP-Magnus adamantly avoids ever taking Optimus's job after having to do it for a time while Optimus was off-world (and being turned emo by Quintessons). He'd prefer to do all of Optimus's paperwork in preference to being in charge. I think he'd be horrified to be dumped in TFA!Magnus's place (not to mention he'd be really depressed that TFA!Optimus is some young washout - my RP-Magnus practically adores his brother).

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

Nawwww! Is it that obvious? XD
What? No, not in the slightest! xD

If he's drunk enough to hit on the first and second in command of the Autobots, I really doubt it. :)
Megatron is such a funny drunk. I'd party with him.

Paedophilia... depends on how you take Cybertronian development - I mean if you go with an idea of sparklinghood that is equivalent to childhood in human development that's easy, but if you take the tack that they get sparked with an adult mentality... well that's a little more tricky. It'd probably come down to an issue of whether they are mentally ready for interfacing or not.
Hm. I dunno, that's kinda tricky. I always kinda figured the minibots and cassettes to be younger due to their size, but then, I'm kinda a weirdo. (And it makes about half my OTPs paedophilic in nature. I dunno if I should be entertained or offended by what I just did to myself there.)

Urophilia... again, it depends on how you imagine Cybertronians work. Do they have systems for ejecting waste materials? I have read at least one fic that had them with something like - being able to eject old lubricants (I really wonder if the scene in question was inspired by movieverse, though the fic was Armada).
I guess that could make sense, even if it is kinda icky. (And I always figured in the movie Bee was just repeating what he learned from Mojo in an earlier scene.)

Bondage? No need to change that either, hell, I've RP'd bondage in a TF RP. My Bluestreak muse can be fairly pervy at times.
Actually, though I'm not into regular bondage, I do enjoy TF bondage... (esp. if a normally dominant mech is the one tied) But don't tell anyone!

Whipped cream... well the same RP I played bondage in also had energon-based edible paint... I'm sure if one were creative about it other ideas about Cybertronian food could be utilised in porn.
I once read a fic where they had flavoured wax. Though if energon IS also what runs through their systems... hehe...

Fishnets and stilettos... oh that's a hard one, considering Cybertronians don't actually wear clothing (except maybe the occasional cape, random hat, and trenchcoats for disguise). It makes me think about Seeker feet actually, and how they so look like they naturally have high heels.
I love seeker bitch boots. They're my favourite TF feet to draw.

Maybe the nearest equivalent is someone who has a risque armour style, but that's more like dressing skimpily in public, on a regular basis.
Like who?

I'll look up some of the stranger ones when I'm not in a public place.

This comm infects your brain!
Yes, yes it does. But I don't really mind. Hell, it's fun.

XD I think I was channelling my RP muse a bit more than my non-RP muse. My RP-Magnus adamantly avoids ever taking Optimus's job after having to do it for a time while Optimus was off-world (and being turned emo by Quintessons). He'd prefer to do all of Optimus's paperwork in preference to being in charge. I think he'd be horrified to be dumped in TFA!Magnus's place (not to mention he'd be really depressed that TFA!Optimus is some young washout - my RP-Magnus practically adores his brother).

Not to mention himself being old as (possibly older than) Kup, Sentinel still being alive (and kinda a jerk-ass), and Elita-1, rather than leading her own small band of rebels, being a Decepticon scientist.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

I guess that could make sense, even if it is kinda icky.

Yeah, and even in the fic I referenced, it wasn't meant as a kink, but as a way of humiliating the one on the receiving end.


Like who?

There was a bunny not long ago about the implications of mechs with windscreens in their chests, since that is the location of a Cybertronian's spark. I likened it to wearing a bikini - revealing without actually showing everything, which is amusing when you consider that it implies that Optimus Prime goes about in the Cybertronian equivalent of a bikini... and for that matter so do Ironhide and Ratchet in G1.
I think if that is used as the basic measuring stick, then the Seekers, with their chest canopies and bitch heels are "dressed" like they're in bikini tops and slutty high heel boots. XD


Not to mention himself being old as (possibly older than) Kup, Sentinel still being alive (and kinda a jerk-ass), and Elita-1, rather than leading her own small band of rebels, being a Decepticon scientist.

Suffice to say, it'd give my poor Maggy a nervous breakdown, methinks. He'd probably be so happy once he gets back to his own 'verse that he'd even hug Megatron. (BTW, in the RP Maggy is muse for, Megatron is his brother-in-law.)

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Yeah, and even in the fic I referenced, it wasn't meant as a kink, but as a way of humiliating the one on the receiving end.
That actually makes sense. (Even if it does still kinda squick me out.)
Actually, I may have seen that. Was the mech in question Starscream?

There was a bunny not long ago about the implications of mechs with windscreens in their chests, since that is the location of a Cybertronian's spark. I likened it to wearing a bikini - revealing without actually showing everything, which is amusing when you consider that it implies that Optimus Prime goes about in the Cybertronian equivalent of a bikini... and for that matter so do Ironhide and Ratchet in G1.
Well, when you think about it, Alpha-Trion designed Optimus... I'm amused... Ooh, Blaster and Soundwave too! Mmmm...

I think if that is used as the basic measuring stick, then the Seekers, with their chest canopies and bitch heels are "dressed" like they're in bikini tops and slutty high heel boots. XD
*Loves* I so wanna see a pic of the seekers as prostitutes now... (And Soundwave or Megatron as their pimp... hahaha... What a great mental image...)
(Megatron: You have failed me. AGAIN. Get out there and earn, Starscream!)

Suffice to say, it'd give my poor Maggy a nervous breakdown, methinks. He'd probably be so happy once he gets back to his own 'verse that he'd even hug Megatron. (BTW, in the RP Maggy is muse for, Megatron is his brother-in-law.)
Poor guy. *Hugs UM* Brother-in-law... so by marriage? Who's married to who? (Sorry that I'm nosy...)

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Actually, I may have seen that. Was the mech in question Starscream?

Yes - the fic was Ambrosia, by i_stalk_piccolo.


Well, when you think about it, Alpha-Trion designed Optimus... I'm amused...

So am I - it implies some interesting things about ol' Trion that he'd do such a thing, and depending on how you take fanon, to two mechs.


Poor guy. *Hugs UM* Brother-in-law... so by marriage? Who's married to who? (Sorry that I'm nosy...)

Oh, Optimus is bonded to Megatron in the game. It's nominally a movieverse game where Optimus and Megatron had a long history and once Megs pulled himself up from the bottom of the ocean he and Optimus eventually made up, got bonded and declared peace. I came into the game a long time after, and took the tack of Magnus being Optimus's adopted brother (they were both adopted by Alpha Trion, some time before Optimus became Prime) right from the start.

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Yes - the fic was Ambrosia, by i_stalk_piccolo.
Okay. Yes, I've seen that before. I read quite a bit of it feeling utterly confused til I figured out this wasn't G1 they were talking about.

So am I - it implies some interesting things about ol' Trion that he'd do such a thing, and depending on how you take fanon, to two mechs.
Alpha is their equivalent of a dirty old man! XD

Oh, Optimus is bonded to Megatron in the game. It's nominally a movieverse game where Optimus and Megatron had a long history and once Megs pulled himself up from the bottom of the ocean he and Optimus eventually made up, got bonded and declared peace. I came into the game a long time after, and took the tack of Magnus being Optimus's adopted brother (they were both adopted by Alpha Trion, some time before Optimus became Prime) right from the start.

Ah. I get it now. I've never been able to really get into online RP-ing, though sometimes I do it with friends. (Like, live. Not online.) Normally they make me play Blurr cos I can talk very fast.

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8. One of the humans makes a connection - the Transformers drink energon and also bleed it. Therefore they must be vampires.

Soylent Purple by Misya.
TFA drabble. Focused on Bumblebee and Sari. Makes more sense if you've seen 'Along Came A Spider'. Giant alien robots are pretty friggin weird.
Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4377779/1/Soylent_Purple

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

O_O I have NEVER seen that fic before. Haha. Oh, man, the psychic activity in this fandom is epic. AND their title is a ref to one of my most beloved movies, so double the winnage!

Thanks for the link!

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18. I don't remember the episode, but Ravage actually CAN speak - he just chooses not to. Why do you suppose this is?

It's a fact that people who don't (or can't) speak are all too often underestimated. So while the Autobots know that he is a dangerous adversary, the fact that he doesn't talk dampens that knowledge enough to give him an edge. So maybe it ties in with his profession?

That and there is a hell of a lot of amusement to be gained when you let people make their own assumptions.

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

It's a fact that people who don't (or can't) speak are all too often underestimated. So while the Autobots know that he is a dangerous adversary, the fact that he doesn't talk dampens that knowledge enough to give him an edge. So maybe it ties in with his profession?
That's true, and it makes a hell of a lot of sense, actually. But it only answers why he doesn't speak around the Autobots... unless he wants the other Decepticons to underestimate him as well?

That and there is a hell of a lot of amusement to be gained when you let people make their own assumptions.
That is also true! XD

[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

(school is eating all my mental activity, so I've been short on ideas)

I sympathize completely. *wince*

1. An advanced (more so than the TFs) alien race diagnoses Blurr's speed as a glitch...

And if he isn't useful to his superiors, he may well become an outcast anyway... I imagine that this is a one-time offer for Blurr (perhaps the aliens are just passing through the galactic area and he'll probably never see them again). I'm not sure I've ever seen a fic that seriously looks into Blurr's perspective. This kind of makes me want to see Decepticon!Blurr now: he wouldn't have to worry about being annoying to others, because A) most of the Decepticons are/can be even more annoying; B) as a 'Con he wouldn't care if he was bothering someone else or not; and C) as long as he was useful and not rebellious, he wouldn't need to worry about getting kicked out.

Laserbeak is tired of being a cassette and asks Soundwave to upgrade her...

I guess the one mech being Soundwave is supported by the fact that he made her body gorgeous in the first place. And protective!cassette-twins are *adorable*.
If it was Ravage, she might only realize it after her spark is transferred, and try to persuade Ravage to also ask for a body-change. I can see Ravage being really attached to his cyber-panther form, though... it's pretty slagging cool.
If it was Megatron or Optimus, she might have a pretty strong advantage right from the start. I bet she has plenty of blackmail on both of them. And if she doesn't, Soundwave could probably find her some... or she could manipulate Reflector into taking some incriminating pictures...

5. TF:Ani. Megatron decides to kill Ultra Magnus and take his place. Inspired by a conversation with alabaster_demon on the Autobots being very Communistic.

6. Inspired by the same conversation, I'm curious to see what you all come up with just with the suggestion that the TF:Ani Autobots are a lot like Soviets.

XD The bunnies have spawned!

9. Raoul and Astoria meet... and their personalities clash HORRIBLY. Tracks and Powerglide are caught up in their battle.

Somehow I see this one eventually going toward Tracks/Powerglide.

10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.

And of course, there's a very canon opportunity for him/them to do this XD. Maybe during that one infamous episode, the drunk 'Cons decided to head over to the Ark together and do a big group wedding.

14. Rumble and Frenzy somehow switch bodies with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. How long can the two sets of twins keep up the ruse before they can figure out how to get their own bodies back?

*wants to see* This one looks really, really fun to read.

16: "If we weren't on opposite sides, we'd make a pretty good team."

*loves* This could apply to so many different Bot-Con pairs/groups... very open to interpretation. It might not even be a Bot and a Con speaking.

17. Skywarp warps someplace with an Autobot stuck to him...

*goes trawling through FF.net* Really Bad Eggs (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2178539/1/Really_Bad_Eggs) by PuraJazzBot has Skywarp taking Prowl and Bluestreak on a little jaunt.

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nd if he isn't useful to his superiors, he may well become an outcast anyway... I imagine that this is a one-time offer for Blurr (perhaps the aliens are just passing through the galactic area and he'll probably never see them again). I'm not sure I've ever seen a fic that seriously looks into Blurr's perspective. This kind of makes me want to see Decepticon!Blurr now: he wouldn't have to worry about being annoying to others, because A) most of the Decepticons are/can be even more annoying; B) as a 'Con he wouldn't care if he was bothering someone else or not; and C) as long as he was useful and not rebellious, he wouldn't need to worry about getting kicked out.

Laserbeak is tired of being a cassette and asks Soundwave to upgrade her...

I guess the one mech being Soundwave is supported by the fact that he made her body gorgeous in the first place. And protective!cassette-twins are *adorable*.
If it was Ravage, she might only realize it after her spark is transferred, and try to persuade Ravage to also ask for a body-change. I can see Ravage being really attached to his cyber-panther form, though... it's pretty slagging cool.
If it was Megatron or Optimus, she might have a pretty strong advantage right from the start. I bet she has plenty of blackmail on both of them. And if she doesn't, Soundwave could probably find her some... or she could manipulate Reflector into taking some incriminating pictures...

5. TF:Ani. Megatron decides to kill Ultra Magnus and take his place. Inspired by a conversation with alabaster_demon on the Autobots being very Communistic.

6. Inspired by the same conversation, I'm curious to see what you all come up with just with the suggestion that the TF:Ani Autobots are a lot like Soviets.

XD The bunnies have spawned!

9. Raoul and Astoria meet... and their personalities clash HORRIBLY. Tracks and Powerglide are caught up in their battle.

Somehow I see this one eventually going toward Tracks/Powerglide.

10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.

And of course, there's a very canon opportunity for him/them to do this XD. Maybe during that one infamous episode, the drunk 'Cons decided to head over to the Ark together and do a big group wedding.

14. Rumble and Frenzy somehow switch bodies with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. How long can the two sets of twins keep up the ruse before they can figure out how to get their own bodies back?

*wants to see* This one looks really, really fun to read.

16: "If we weren't on opposite sides, we'd make a pretty good team."

*loves* This could apply to so many different Bot-Con pairs/groups... very open to interpretation. It might not even be a Bot and a Con speaking.

17. Skywarp warps someplace with an Autobot stuck to him...

*goes trawling through FF.net* Really Bad Eggs by PuraJazzBot has Skywarp taking Prowl and Bluestreak on a little jaunt.

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Wow, dunno what happened with that last reply, there... sorry about that; my connection's all wonky right now. Onto the actual replying part...

And if he isn't useful to his superiors, he may well become an outcast anyway... I imagine that this is a one-time offer for Blurr (perhaps the aliens are just passing through the galactic area and he'll probably never see them again).
That was the general idea, yes. Poor Blurr.

I'm not sure I've ever seen a fic that seriously looks into Blurr's perspective.
Me either, but I'd really like to. (Thus why I put stuff like this forth)

This kind of makes me want to see Decepticon!Blurr now: he wouldn't have to worry about being annoying to others, because A) most of the Decepticons are/can be even more annoying; B) as a 'Con he wouldn't care if he was bothering someone else or not; and C) as long as he was useful and not rebellious, he wouldn't need to worry about getting kicked out.
Ooh, so, so true. But he is too eager to do good. Though maybe that's why the Shattered Glass version of him works so well.

I guess the one mech being Soundwave is supported by the fact that he made her body gorgeous in the first place. And protective!cassette-twins are *adorable*.
I don't know if that supports it, since the idea was that she couldn't get their attention, but it could bring forth a whole different plot point. *is intrigued* And, yes, I do love the idea of Rumble and Frenzy to pound anyone who tried to get close to their sister.

If it was Ravage, she might only realize it after her spark is transferred, and try to persuade Ravage to also ask for a body-change. I can see Ravage being really attached to his cyber-panther form, though... it's pretty slagging cool.
This is the one I'm hoping for most, actually. I dunno why, but the idea of RavageXLaserbeak won't leave me alone recently, even though actually seeing it would squick me out a little. I dunno. Just their personalities, I suppose. I'm weird.

If it was Megatron or Optimus, she might have a pretty strong advantage right from the start. I bet she has plenty of blackmail on both of them. And if she doesn't, Soundwave could probably find her some... or she could manipulate Reflector into taking some incriminating pictures...
Ooh, good point! *loves the idea of Laserbeak being manipulative* It seems so interesting when you put it like that!

XD The bunnies have spawned!
These little fraggers breed like crazy! *Shakes baby bunnies off legs*

Somehow I see this one eventually going toward Tracks/Powerglide.
Whaaaaa...!? How so? I'm intrigued!

And of course, there's a very canon opportunity for him/them to do this XD. Maybe during that one infamous episode, the drunk 'Cons decided to head over to the Ark together and do a big group wedding.
It's a real shame they never did that again. The Decepticons make such happy, funny drunks! *wants to see*

*wants to see* This one looks really, really fun to read.
Doesn't it just?! I'm just dying to see some double-twin interaction.

*loves* This could apply to so many different Bot-Con pairs/groups... very open to interpretation. It might not even be a Bot and a Con speaking.
Yes, I'm having fun seeing who everybody thinks is talking! And who else would you think it to be? The Beast Wars characters? (I don't remember what the factions are called!) Or a human and a 'con!

*goes trawling through FF.net* Really Bad Eggs by PuraJazzBot has Skywarp taking Prowl and Bluestreak on a little jaunt.
O_O I've never seen that fic before! Thanks for that AMAZING link.

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Though maybe that's why the Shattered Glass version of him works so well.

So you don't think that Shattered Glass Blurr would be slow? I suppose there could be two (or more) mirror-verses: one where the factions/motivations are switched, and one where each individual person's characteristics are reversed. For example, (to use a kirin_saga-type model), a universe with an evil Perceptor and a universe with a stupid, blind Perceptor.

Whaaaaa...!? How so? I'm intrigued!

Well, maybe Tracks & Powerglide were already good friends or even more before they met Raoul and Astoria. Then the two humans would kind of have to accept the situation the way it is.
Or Tracks and Powerglide could get to know each other while trying to mediate between their human friends.
Or Raoul and Astoria could really be moving toward a love/hate kind of relationship, and confuse the poor 'Bots tremendously. "But just yesterday you said you HATED him! Now you're dating him? How does that even work??"
Or Raoul could hang out with Powerglide, and Astoria with Tracks when the humans aren't getting along with their usual Autobot buddies.
*runs from growing bunny horde*

The Beast Wars characters? (I don't remember what the factions are called!)

Er, Maximals and Predacons, I think? *has never watched Beast Wars*

And who else would you think it to be?

Now you're moving into the area of my personal canon, which insists that for every 'Bot there is an equal and opposite reaction 'Con, and vice versa. Not necessarily pairing-wise, but just a strange kind of cross-faction parallel or unusual dynamic.

For example: Optimus-Megatron, Skyfire (or Red Alert)-Starscream, Sideswipe-Skywarp, Sunstreaker-Thundercracker, Ratchet-Hook, Wheeljack (or Perceptor)-Mixmaster, Prowl (or Elita-1)-Shockwave, Jazz (or Blaster)-Soundwave, Grimlock (or Silverbolt)-Motormaster plus associated gestalt members, Steeljaw-Ravage, Rewind&Eject-Frenzy&Rumble...

O_O I've never seen that fic before! Thanks for that AMAZING link.

You're welcome! ^__^

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So you don't think that Shattered Glass Blurr would be slow?
I haven't actually been able to READ Shattered Glass yet, so I'm going purely off of Teletraan. I think he's just as fast, just crueller and not at all as panicky.

I suppose there could be two (or more) mirror-verses: one where the factions/motivations are switched, and one where each individual person's characteristics are reversed. For example, (to use a kirin_saga-type model), a universe with an evil Perceptor and a universe with a stupid, blind Perceptor.
I really like that idea. What if the three worlds collided? And does this apply only to G1, or to the other continuities also? Holy crap, that's a lot of 'verses!

Well, maybe Tracks & Powerglide were already good friends or even more before they met Raoul and Astoria. Then the two humans would kind of have to accept the situation the way it is.
Or Tracks and Powerglide could get to know each other while trying to mediate between their human friends.
You know, I never thought of Tracks and 'Glide together, but it seems as if it'd work.

Or Raoul and Astoria could really be moving toward a love/hate kind of relationship, and confuse the poor 'Bots tremendously. "But just yesterday you said you HATED him! Now you're dating him? How does that even work??"
Oh, man, I could TOTALLY see that! The rich uptown girl and the tough guy from the wrong side of the tracks! (Wrong side of the Tracks? Hehe...) It's like a movie! Now I kinda wanna see Raoul/Astoria... because I really needed more ideas right now...

Or Raoul could hang out with Powerglide, and Astoria with Tracks when the humans aren't getting along with their usual Autobot buddies.
That's actually a cute mental image.

*runs from growing bunny horde*
Run, Forrest! Run!

Now you're moving into the area of my personal canon, which insists that for every 'Bot there is an equal and opposite reaction 'Con, and vice versa. Not necessarily pairing-wise, but just a strange kind of cross-faction parallel or unusual dynamic.
That's a very interesting concept, actually. (And I feel a lot better that I'm not the only one to draw parallels between Sideswipe and Skywarp. I have a feeling they'd be buds if not for the war)

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Holy crap, that's a lot of 'verses!

*mentally multiplies # of TF universes by 3* Oh dear...

Oh, man, I could TOTALLY see that! The rich uptown girl and the tough guy from the wrong side of the tracks!

I wasn't even considering their personalities.

because I really needed more ideas right now...

XD

Run, Forrest! Run!

*sigh* I really need to start a list of movies that I need to see before I die. (or before I go to college)

(And I feel a lot better that I'm not the only one to draw parallels between Sideswipe and Skywarp. I have a feeling they'd be buds if not for the war)

YES. And Thundercracker and Sunstreaker would commiserate over keeping their companions out of trouble.

Sunstreaker: But you're not even *related* to yours. Whenever he goes and gets in trouble, people always give me this pitying look when I come to get him out of it and tell them he's my brother...
Thundercracker: At least until they get to know you - then they start giving Sideswipe the pitying look, right?
Sunstreaker: Shut up.
Thundercracker: But anyway, you think you've got a problem with your twin? At least he can't warp.
Sunstreaker: Hmmm. Good point.
*both picture Sideswipe with warp capabilities*
Sunstreaker: ...Let's talk about something else, alright?

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*mentally multiplies # of TF universes by 3* Oh dear...
This is horrible of me, but by thinking about all that the first thing that springs to mind is a giant all-Optimus (or all-Starscream, or all-Megatron, or all-anyone that shows up a lot) orgy.

I just watched a very perverted movie, so sorry for that. XD

I wasn't even considering their personalities. I've kinda gotten used to thinking of the TF humans as not having any.
Oh, but I do like a lot of the secondary humans. It's just the main ones that bother me. (Mostly. Not the case in all continuities. I do like Sari. And I just wish ALL the kids in Armada would be "accidentally" stepped on.)

*sigh* I really need to start a list of movies that I need to see before I die. (or before I go to college)
You haven't seen "Forrest Gump"? Have you at least eaten at the restaurant?

YES. And Thundercracker and Sunstreaker would commiserate over keeping their companions out of trouble.
*tries very hard not to turn this into a crack!pairing*

Sunstreaker: But you're not even *related* to yours. Whenever he goes and gets in trouble, people always give me this pitying look when I come to get him out of it and tell them he's my brother...
Thundercracker: At least until they get to know you - then they start giving Sideswipe the pitying look, right?
Sunstreaker: Shut up.
Thundercracker: But anyway, you think you've got a problem with your twin? At least he can't warp.
Sunstreaker: Hmmm. Good point.
*both picture Sideswipe with warp capabilities*
Sunstreaker: ...Let's talk about something else, alright?
LAWL! XD
But if they're buds, Siders doesn't even NEED the ability to warp, cos 'Warp can just take him with him. Which comes in handy when trying to escape angry brothers, trine-mates, medics, and victims of being pushed down the stairs.

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This is horrible of me, but by thinking about all that the first thing that springs to mind is a giant all-Optimus (or all-Starscream, or all-Megatron, or all-anyone that shows up a lot) orgy.

...

I do like Sari.

I've been trying to figure it out-- what exactly is it about Sari that makes her so much more accepted than the rest of the mainstream TF humans?

You haven't seen "Forrest Gump"? Have you at least eaten at the restaurant?

No, I haven't... but I'm starting to think that joining this comm not only gives telepathy, but increases the general amount of weird happenings in RL.
About once a month or so the youth group I'm involved in does a dinner & movie thing. Today was one of those d&m days. Guess what movie?
Seriously, that was weird. (The coincidence, not the movie.) I thought when I went that we were gonna be watching Young Frankenstein in honor of October.
It was a great movie though! (And as it turns out, I had seen parts of the movie before but I guess I hadn't known which movie it was.)

*tries very hard not to turn this into a crack!pairing*

Oh, you don't need to. I read a drabble once which had a pre-war 'relationship' (more like just getting together the one time, I think) between Thundercracker and Sunstreaker, with a chance meeting between Sideswipe and Skywarp as the reason that T & Sunst. met.

But if they're buds, Siders doesn't even NEED the ability to warp, cos 'Warp can just take him with him.

True.

...and victims of being pushed down the stairs.

Who?

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...
Have I properly disturbed you? Haha, then my job is complete!

I've been trying to figure it out-- what exactly is it about Sari that makes her so much more accepted than the rest of the mainstream TF humans?
Hm, you know, I'm not sure, but this does seem to be true. Maybe because she's spunky, or that she has a cute character design, or that everybody likes her VA, or maybe just cos she's not borderline retarded.

but I'm starting to think that joining this comm not only gives telepathy, but increases the general amount of weird happenings in RL.
Assuming RL stands for "Real Life", I totally agree.

Oh, you don't need to. I read a drabble once which had a pre-war 'relationship' (more like just getting together the one time, I think) between Thundercracker and Sunstreaker, with a chance meeting between Sideswipe and Skywarp as the reason that T & Sunst. met.
R-really?! *runs off to search teh interwebz*

Who?
Have you read the Teletraan article on Skywarp? It seems to like the idea of him pushing others down stairs.

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R-really?! *runs off to search teh interwebz*

Found it? It's here (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4318301/4/More_Than_Just_A_Passing_Glance).