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tf_bunny_farm2008-09-28 09:14 pm
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Insanity Awaits
They aren't that good (school is eating all my mental activity, so I've been short on ideas), but have fun anyway:
1. An advanced (more so than the TFs) alien race diagnoses Blurr's speed as a glitch in his programming and offers to fix it for him. He can't decide if he wants to accept. If he does, he knows others won't find him so annoying and maybe then he won't be an outcast, but then he won't have his speed which makes him useful in the eyes of his superiors.
2. Laserbeak is tired of being a cassette and asks Soundwave to upgrade her into a femme body. To the shock of both the Autobots and Decepticons, she's (by their standards) gorgeous. (Bonus points if Rumble and Frenzy become super protective) The one mech she can't capture the attention of, however, is the only one whose opinion she values most.
2a. That one mech is Ravage.
2b. That one mech is Soundwave.
2c. That one mech is Megatron or Optimus.
2d. It's Blaster.
2e. Just because I know someone will want me to, it's Perceptor. (You know who you are)
3. Thundercracker X Tracks. Inspired by the fact that my best friend's car is named Tracks and her parents' TC.
4. G1 Wreck-Gar meets Animated Wreck-Gar and decides to take him in as a son.
5. TF:Ani. Megatron decides to kill Ultra Magnus and take his place. Inspired by a conversation with alabaster_demon on the Autobots being very Communistic.
6. Inspired by the same conversation, I'm curious to see what you all come up with just with the suggestion that the TF:Ani Autobots are a lot like Soviets.
7. Perceptor realises he preferred being in the agile Nijika body, rather than his own bulky form, and begins making a new body for himself.
8. One of the humans makes a connection - the Transformers drink energon and also bleed it. Therefore they must be vampires.
9. Raoul and Astoria meet... and their personalities clash HORRIBLY. Tracks and Powerglide are caught up in their battle.
10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.
11. The morning after number 10.
12. HardheadXBlurr. Because even though they totally kissed IN CANON, I'm the only person who ever does anything for them.
13. What are the Cybertronian equivalents of our really kinky fetishes?
14. Rumble and Frenzy somehow switch bodies with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. How long can the two sets of twins keep up the ruse before they can figure out how to get their own bodies back?
15. ?? (to Springer): "You always loved her, didn't you? Even when you were with me, it was her face you were picturing, and now that Hot Rod is out of the picture, I'm nothing, aren't I?"
16: "If we weren't on opposite sides, we'd make a pretty good team."
17. Skywarp warps someplace with an Autobot stuck to him, causing him to warp somewhere totally new and different from where he'd intended. They have to work together to get back. (I was thinking Sideswipe, but it can be whoever.)
18. I don't remember the episode, but Ravage actually CAN speak - he just chooses not to. Why do you suppose this is?
19. Not having gender, the Transformers are surprised to witness a Gay Pride parade - and shocked to see Homophobic protestors.
20. A bot from G1 somehow switches bodies with their counterpart from Animated. ("Freaky Friday" was on earlier.)
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1. An advanced (more so than the TFs) alien race diagnoses Blurr's speed as a glitch in his programming and offers to fix it for him. He can't decide if he wants to accept. If he does, he knows others won't find him so annoying and maybe then he won't be an outcast, but then he won't have his speed which makes him useful in the eyes of his superiors.
2. Laserbeak is tired of being a cassette and asks Soundwave to upgrade her into a femme body. To the shock of both the Autobots and Decepticons, she's (by their standards) gorgeous. (Bonus points if Rumble and Frenzy become super protective) The one mech she can't capture the attention of, however, is the only one whose opinion she values most.
2a. That one mech is Ravage.
2b. That one mech is Soundwave.
2c. That one mech is Megatron or Optimus.
2d. It's Blaster.
2e. Just because I know someone will want me to, it's Perceptor. (You know who you are)
3. Thundercracker X Tracks. Inspired by the fact that my best friend's car is named Tracks and her parents' TC.
4. G1 Wreck-Gar meets Animated Wreck-Gar and decides to take him in as a son.
5. TF:Ani. Megatron decides to kill Ultra Magnus and take his place. Inspired by a conversation with alabaster_demon on the Autobots being very Communistic.
6. Inspired by the same conversation, I'm curious to see what you all come up with just with the suggestion that the TF:Ani Autobots are a lot like Soviets.
7. Perceptor realises he preferred being in the agile Nijika body, rather than his own bulky form, and begins making a new body for himself.
8. One of the humans makes a connection - the Transformers drink energon and also bleed it. Therefore they must be vampires.
9. Raoul and Astoria meet... and their personalities clash HORRIBLY. Tracks and Powerglide are caught up in their battle.
10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.
11. The morning after number 10.
12. HardheadXBlurr. Because even though they totally kissed IN CANON, I'm the only person who ever does anything for them.
13. What are the Cybertronian equivalents of our really kinky fetishes?
14. Rumble and Frenzy somehow switch bodies with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. How long can the two sets of twins keep up the ruse before they can figure out how to get their own bodies back?
15. ?? (to Springer): "You always loved her, didn't you? Even when you were with me, it was her face you were picturing, and now that Hot Rod is out of the picture, I'm nothing, aren't I?"
16: "If we weren't on opposite sides, we'd make a pretty good team."
17. Skywarp warps someplace with an Autobot stuck to him, causing him to warp somewhere totally new and different from where he'd intended. They have to work together to get back. (I was thinking Sideswipe, but it can be whoever.)
18. I don't remember the episode, but Ravage actually CAN speak - he just chooses not to. Why do you suppose this is?
19. Not having gender, the Transformers are surprised to witness a Gay Pride parade - and shocked to see Homophobic protestors.
20. A bot from G1 somehow switches bodies with their counterpart from Animated. ("Freaky Friday" was on earlier.)
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Nawwww! Is it that obvious? XD
Teehee. Poor Autobots. Does Megatron even care which one he gets?
If he's drunk enough to hit on the first and second in command of the Autobots, I really doubt it. :)
Voyeurism (probably doesn't even need to be changed). Paedophilia. Urophilia. Bondage. Whipped cream. Fishnets and stilettos. Uh... I don't know many off the top of my head, and I don't think school is the best place to look 'em up...
Voyeurism doesn't need a change. Paedophilia... depends on how you take Cybertronian development - I mean if you go with an idea of sparklinghood that is equivalent to childhood in human development that's easy, but if you take the tack that they get sparked with an adult mentality... well that's a little more tricky. It'd probably come down to an issue of whether they are mentally ready for interfacing or not.
Urophilia... again, it depends on how you imagine Cybertronians work. Do they have systems for ejecting waste materials? I have read at least one fic that had them with something like - being able to eject old lubricants (I really wonder if the scene in question was inspired by movieverse, though the fic was Armada).
Bondage? No need to change that either, hell, I've RP'd bondage in a TF RP. My Bluestreak muse can be fairly pervy at times.
Whipped cream... well the same RP I played bondage in also had energon-based edible paint... I'm sure if one were creative about it other ideas about Cybertronian food could be utilised in porn.
Fishnets and stilettos... oh that's a hard one, considering Cybertronians don't actually wear clothing (except maybe the occasional cape, random hat, and trenchcoats for disguise). It makes me think about Seeker feet actually, and how they so look like they naturally have high heels. Maybe the nearest equivalent is someone who has a risque armour style, but that's more like dressing skimpily in public, on a regular basis.
...that's what I thought too...
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Haha! *Wants to see* I didn't even think of him, but when I do, it'd probably be one of the best to see!
XD I think I was channelling my RP muse a bit more than my non-RP muse. My RP-Magnus adamantly avoids ever taking Optimus's job after having to do it for a time while Optimus was off-world (and being turned emo by Quintessons). He'd prefer to do all of Optimus's paperwork in preference to being in charge. I think he'd be horrified to be dumped in TFA!Magnus's place (not to mention he'd be really depressed that TFA!Optimus is some young washout - my RP-Magnus practically adores his brother).
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What? No, not in the slightest! xD
If he's drunk enough to hit on the first and second in command of the Autobots, I really doubt it. :)
Megatron is such a funny drunk. I'd party with him.
Paedophilia... depends on how you take Cybertronian development - I mean if you go with an idea of sparklinghood that is equivalent to childhood in human development that's easy, but if you take the tack that they get sparked with an adult mentality... well that's a little more tricky. It'd probably come down to an issue of whether they are mentally ready for interfacing or not.
Hm. I dunno, that's kinda tricky. I always kinda figured the minibots and cassettes to be younger due to their size, but then, I'm kinda a weirdo. (And it makes about half my OTPs paedophilic in nature. I dunno if I should be entertained or offended by what I just did to myself there.)
Urophilia... again, it depends on how you imagine Cybertronians work. Do they have systems for ejecting waste materials? I have read at least one fic that had them with something like - being able to eject old lubricants (I really wonder if the scene in question was inspired by movieverse, though the fic was Armada).
I guess that could make sense, even if it is kinda icky. (And I always figured in the movie Bee was just repeating what he learned from Mojo in an earlier scene.)
Bondage? No need to change that either, hell, I've RP'd bondage in a TF RP. My Bluestreak muse can be fairly pervy at times.
Actually, though I'm not into regular bondage, I do enjoy TF bondage... (esp. if a normally dominant mech is the one tied) But don't tell anyone!
Whipped cream... well the same RP I played bondage in also had energon-based edible paint... I'm sure if one were creative about it other ideas about Cybertronian food could be utilised in porn.
I once read a fic where they had flavoured wax. Though if energon IS also what runs through their systems... hehe...
Fishnets and stilettos... oh that's a hard one, considering Cybertronians don't actually wear clothing (except maybe the occasional cape, random hat, and trenchcoats for disguise). It makes me think about Seeker feet actually, and how they so look like they naturally have high heels.
I love seeker bitch boots. They're my favourite TF feet to draw.
Maybe the nearest equivalent is someone who has a risque armour style, but that's more like dressing skimpily in public, on a regular basis.
Like who?
I'll look up some of the stranger ones when I'm not in a public place.
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Yes, yes it does. But I don't really mind. Hell, it's fun.
XD I think I was channelling my RP muse a bit more than my non-RP muse. My RP-Magnus adamantly avoids ever taking Optimus's job after having to do it for a time while Optimus was off-world (and being turned emo by Quintessons). He'd prefer to do all of Optimus's paperwork in preference to being in charge. I think he'd be horrified to be dumped in TFA!Magnus's place (not to mention he'd be really depressed that TFA!Optimus is some young washout - my RP-Magnus practically adores his brother).
Not to mention himself being old as (possibly older than) Kup, Sentinel still being alive (and kinda a jerk-ass), and Elita-1, rather than leading her own small band of rebels, being a Decepticon scientist.
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Yeah, and even in the fic I referenced, it wasn't meant as a kink, but as a way of humiliating the one on the receiving end.
Like who?
There was a bunny not long ago about the implications of mechs with windscreens in their chests, since that is the location of a Cybertronian's spark. I likened it to wearing a bikini - revealing without actually showing everything, which is amusing when you consider that it implies that Optimus Prime goes about in the Cybertronian equivalent of a bikini... and for that matter so do Ironhide and Ratchet in G1.
I think if that is used as the basic measuring stick, then the Seekers, with their chest canopies and bitch heels are "dressed" like they're in bikini tops and slutty high heel boots. XD
Not to mention himself being old as (possibly older than) Kup, Sentinel still being alive (and kinda a jerk-ass), and Elita-1, rather than leading her own small band of rebels, being a Decepticon scientist.
Suffice to say, it'd give my poor Maggy a nervous breakdown, methinks. He'd probably be so happy once he gets back to his own 'verse that he'd even hug Megatron. (BTW, in the RP Maggy is muse for, Megatron is his brother-in-law.)
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That actually makes sense. (Even if it does still kinda squick me out.)
Actually, I may have seen that. Was the mech in question Starscream?
There was a bunny not long ago about the implications of mechs with windscreens in their chests, since that is the location of a Cybertronian's spark. I likened it to wearing a bikini - revealing without actually showing everything, which is amusing when you consider that it implies that Optimus Prime goes about in the Cybertronian equivalent of a bikini... and for that matter so do Ironhide and Ratchet in G1.
Well, when you think about it, Alpha-Trion designed Optimus... I'm amused... Ooh, Blaster and Soundwave too! Mmmm...
I think if that is used as the basic measuring stick, then the Seekers, with their chest canopies and bitch heels are "dressed" like they're in bikini tops and slutty high heel boots. XD
*Loves* I so wanna see a pic of the seekers as prostitutes now... (And Soundwave or Megatron as their pimp... hahaha... What a great mental image...)
(Megatron: You have failed me. AGAIN. Get out there and earn, Starscream!)
Suffice to say, it'd give my poor Maggy a nervous breakdown, methinks. He'd probably be so happy once he gets back to his own 'verse that he'd even hug Megatron. (BTW, in the RP Maggy is muse for, Megatron is his brother-in-law.)
Poor guy. *Hugs UM* Brother-in-law... so by marriage? Who's married to who? (Sorry that I'm nosy...)
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Yes - the fic was Ambrosia, by
Well, when you think about it, Alpha-Trion designed Optimus... I'm amused...
So am I - it implies some interesting things about ol' Trion that he'd do such a thing, and depending on how you take fanon, to two mechs.
Poor guy. *Hugs UM* Brother-in-law... so by marriage? Who's married to who? (Sorry that I'm nosy...)
Oh, Optimus is bonded to Megatron in the game. It's nominally a movieverse game where Optimus and Megatron had a long history and once Megs pulled himself up from the bottom of the ocean he and Optimus eventually made up, got bonded and declared peace. I came into the game a long time after, and took the tack of Magnus being Optimus's adopted brother (they were both adopted by Alpha Trion, some time before Optimus became Prime) right from the start.
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Okay. Yes, I've seen that before. I read quite a bit of it feeling utterly confused til I figured out this wasn't G1 they were talking about.
So am I - it implies some interesting things about ol' Trion that he'd do such a thing, and depending on how you take fanon, to two mechs.
Alpha is their equivalent of a dirty old man! XD
Oh, Optimus is bonded to Megatron in the game. It's nominally a movieverse game where Optimus and Megatron had a long history and once Megs pulled himself up from the bottom of the ocean he and Optimus eventually made up, got bonded and declared peace. I came into the game a long time after, and took the tack of Magnus being Optimus's adopted brother (they were both adopted by Alpha Trion, some time before Optimus became Prime) right from the start.
Ah. I get it now. I've never been able to really get into online RP-ing, though sometimes I do it with friends. (Like, live. Not online.) Normally they make me play Blurr cos I can talk very fast.