ext_190966 ([identity profile] kirin-saga.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tf_bunny_farm2008-10-01 07:11 pm

Everything was so CHEAP in the 30s!

The 1930s have nothing to do with this post. I've just been looking at really old ads. Meat was 18 cents a pound and none of the cars were over $200. That's so not fair.


1. Perceptor's lover gets tired of taking care of him.

2. It's took Perceptor a long time to get people to see him and not his father's son.

3. I Hate Myself for Loving You by Joan Jett.

4. Art. Perceptor sitting on Grimlock's shoulder.

5. Mirage can not turn invisible. He's a ghost that can sometimes become visible.

6. Everyone was hurt in the explosion and were sent away for treatment. It was years before he saw them again.

7. The Cassettes are told that if they don't break their connection with Blaster, Blaster will die.

8. The problem grew because of his protectiveness.

9. Perceptor is curious about death so he attempts to study it using himself as a test subject. (Was there a movie like this? Flatliners?)

10. You know those spam e-mails that advertise sexual enhancements? What would the Cybertronian version be?

11. They lived not in the reflection of the world, but in the mirror itself.

12. Perceptor walked into the rec room, gave everyone an assessing stare, and smiled. And suddenly everyone began feeling horribly, horribly afraid.

13. The Ark once had another name and another crew. The ghosts of that crew aren't happy that their home has been rebuilt, launched, and crashed.

14. Art. Inferno, wearing a bow tie, holding Perceptor, who is wearing a garter, in his arms and kissing him. And at their feet in a Just Married sign.

15. Perceptor dies and someone destroys all the microscopes in the Ark because he can't look at them without thinking of Perceptor.

16. Dion's body was never found. What if he hadn't been hurt as badly as everyone thought? What if he slipped into stasis lock and was found by someone who didn't know who he was? What if, many many vorns later, he woke up?

17. Femme!Dion.

18. Legend tells of the Titans...

19. The Ark mission had been intended to be brief. And so Blaster, who was assigned to the Ark, saw no problem with being separated from his Cassettes for that supposedly brief time. The Cassettes spent four million years being told Blaster was dead, but they could faintly feel that that was a lie.

20. "They do as they are told and only as they are told."

21. He was disturbingly passive.

22. 2007. What if Soundwave was a reprogrammed Blaster?

23. "You can tell a lot about someone by watching how they treat those who are weaker than themselves."

24. Blaster and Perceptor are Cybertronians but not the kind everyone believes they are. Cybertron has stories of mythical beings just as Earth does, and two of them are here.

25. The Decepticons build a device that is guaranteed to destroy the Autobots once and for all. The only problem is, once activated, it's only two seconds before the device goes off. No one is willing to sacrifice themselves and so it seems as if the plan will be scrapped. Until someone comes up with a brilliant solution. "All we have to do is put a Do Not Push sign on the On button. Perceptor will do the rest."

26. Indrik the Beast.

27.He always heard screaming. Even when there was no screaming to be heard.

28. "If it wasn't for me, Barricade and Blaster never would have met."

29. Before the war, several mechs were kidnapped and forced to undergo painful experiments that would eventually give them the ability of mass conversion. The ones doing the experiments were caught and the victims released and the whole thing was covered up. Now, other than the victims themselves, no one alive knows about the experiment and most assume that mass conversion had been brought about by accident. Now though, the truth will come out... now that the things that were done to the test subjects are causing massive systems failures.

30. There were two factions of Quintessons, those that made the Cybertronians (all those who were able to format themselves with mobile altmodes) and those that made all the ones with immobile altmodes.

31. It upsets Perceptor when people ignore him when he discusses his projects. So when someone actually shows interest, it's no wonder that it makes Perceptor happy. Too bad this someone is a Decepticon.

32. Art. Grimlock holding a sparkling!Blaster. Optional: Rewind and/or Eject standing next to them looking nervous (like he's afraid Grimlock will drop Blaster).

33. Perceptor is the creation of a Decepticon that Mirage has been ordered to kill. Mirage did as ordered before discovering the sparkling. Not knowing what else to do, he takes Perceptor with him to the Autobot base.

34. When Percy was a sparkling, he walked off with a stranger. His creators never saw him again.

35. Sudden thought: Red Alert as Mirage and Hound's sparkling!

36. Hound/Red Alert. Inspired by the song Ol' Red by Blake Shelton. That dog sounds like it could be their spawn.

37. "Never let anyone know that you're good with kids. You'll never get out of babysitting duty."

38. It had quickly become a banishment.

39. There's a medical emergency during a mission... and Steeljaw is the only one there to help. "Hands. What I wouldn't give for hands right about now."

40. What if everyone woke up from stasis at different times?

41. Rumble enjoys sitting at a window in the Decepticons' underwater base, watching the ocean life swim past. Hopefully, no one will learn this little secret of his.

42. The Cassettes have a whole little house in there.

43. He was raped by his lover. His lover who was usually so good to him. His lover who, for the first time since they got together, got overcharged. His lover who didn't remember what he had done to him.

44. "I'm a fish."

45. Ratchet finally realizes his temper is out of control.

46. "I went there to feel safe and he followed. It's not safe there anymore."

47. Unicron is lonely.

48. Hook: *whines* "Make them go away."

49. "I'm sorry for being me."

50. Raoul comes across a depressed looking Blaster... and learns that Tracks is, once again, being an ass.

51. It is always difficult with [insert character name here] to know when he is serious and when he is merely amusing himself at one's expense.

52. Ultra Magnus, Blaster, and Perceptor are the Cybertronian versions of the Fates.

53. His creators learned he was trapped in an abusive relationship and try to convince him to leave. He refuses to though, convinced that "It will never happen again. He promised."

54. 2007. It's Halloween and Sam and Mikaela want to take the Autobots trick-or-treating. So they somehow manage to convince them to alter their holoforms so they appear to be costumed children.

55. Perceptor discovers a candy called Pop Rocks.

56. "No one deserves to face the darkness alone."

57. What if Punch was Counterpunch first?

58. Skywarp usually acted so loud and annoying, that when he was quiet no one ever realized he was there.

59. Living in a shattered dream.

60. Teletraan-1 is down and Wheeljack can't get the right parts to fix it until the next contact with Cybertron, which is two Earth months away. Needing communications up and running (especially since the Decepticons had stepped up their attacks), Optimus has Blaster act as the communication hub. Blaster agrees but after a few days, realizes that acting as communications is more tiring than he had expected and he is unable to attend to his normal duties. Optimus agrees to allow him to focus solely on communications so Blaster retreats to his quarters. A few weeks later, Tracks returns from a mission and when he has trouble finding Blaster, he heads to the tapedeck's quarters... and finds Blaster practically catatonic, being cared for by his Cassettes, all his focus on keeping the lines of communication clear and untangled.

61. Wheeljack makes a Cybertronian-sized Pogo Stick.

62. Art. The Dinobots wearing trench coats and fedoras. Trying to look sneaky.

63. Blaster has a habit of picking up cute creatures and bringing them home.

64. An accident caused him to switch bodies with a Decepticon. And now that Decepticon is at the Ark, alone with his lover.

65. A whining Motormaster.

66. Perceptor's creators were fascinated with organic life and began seeking ways to turn barren rock into a thriving ecosystem. They succeeded with Earth. However, since they were seen as eccentric and foolish, they told no one of their project and never returned to Cybertron. They decided to live on Earth's moon, where they could raise their sparkling, Perceptor (created after they left Cybertron) and watch their world develop (with occasional field trips).

67. "Normal is the last thing I'd ever call my life."

68. You know how Sam left Miles on the side of the road? What if Miles never made it home?

69. Crossover with Newsies. Blaster and Perceptor, damaged from a battle, land at the Sheepshead Racetrack in the year 1899.

70. Perceptor was raised by a group of femmes.

71. Beachcomber is assigned a mission with Red Alert. Or is Red Alert the mission?

72. Perceptor and Springer were 'born' triplechangers and were shunned because of it, believed to be monstrous freaks. Their childhood was spent suffering from abuse and neglect before they managed to run away and disappear deep within Cybertron's tunnels. Many vorns later, during one of their rare trips to the surface, they hear rumors of war... and learn that engineers are working on reformatting volunteers into 'artificial' triplechangers. How do they feel about this?

73. Everyone knows (or at least suspects) that Perceptor is insane. But no one thought Blaster was as well.

74. "You can't punish him. He really didn't know any better."

75. Blaster is a serial killer. His Cassettes know and help keep him from being discovered. They don't like that he's a killer, but they don't want him to be punished for a flaw in his programing that he can't help having.

76. Is having a glitch an explanation or an excuse?

77. Kitten!Skywarp.

78. 2007. Perceptor and Blaster were raised, in secret, by a Decepticon. Inspired by number 35 from this post.

79. People sometimes wonder why it takes Red Alert a while to respond to his name. The thing is, having spent most of his life on military bases constantly under threat of attack... every time he hears someone scream "RED ALERT!" he thinks it's a sound of alarm.

80. Perceptor never told anyone that his lens barrel is also a weapon.

81. While the bodies of those aboard the Ark and Nemesis slept for all those years, their spirits were up and roaming. Some stayed on Earth but some managed to make it back to Cybertron. After a while, they manage to find someone who can actually see them (Perceptor). Now though, they need to convince him to arrange for a rescue party and Perceptor needs to convince everyone else that he has not gone insane.

82. Rumble is Blaster's creation. A few orns after Rumble was created, Blaster was attacked and badly injured by Decepticons. One of them, Soundwave, was about to kill Blaster before detecting the newly created Cassette within him. Not wanting to kill a sparkling, Soundwave tore open Blaster's chest and gently removed the sparkling. Soundwave then left taking Rumble with him, 'forgetting' to kill Blaster.

83. Crossover with Spiderwick. No matter the world, there is always magic.

84. "Nothing can hide from the dead."

85. Steeljaw, alone, raised Blaster.

86. The Seibertronian Dictionary Definition For "Dion" - Delete It Or Not.

87. "You want to find us. You want to meet us. You think you want us. But you just don't need us."

88. While making repairs to the Ark, Grapple and Hoist notice that Perceptor's lab is smaller than the blueprints say it should be. What they will discover will shock everyone.

89. What if, when Perceptor was a youngling, his personality was similar to Wednesday Addams? What if the only reason he acts differently now is because someone tried to reprogram him?

90. "You turned me into a soldier."

[identity profile] cindy-73.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ah our lovable Kirin barring her lovable bun buns. Now let's see...

12. Perceptor walked into the rec room, gave everyone an assessing stare, and smiled. And suddenly everyone began feeling horribly, horribly afraid.

Run, just run.

26. Indrik the Beast

Oooooooooooooooooooooo

37. "Never let anyone know that you're good with kids. You'll never get out of babysitting duty."

I wrote a TF fic where poor Bluestreak was forced to babysit. I got to did that one up and re-post it or give you guys the link.

44. "I'm a fish."

Did Skywarp tamper with the energon and taint it with the TF equivalent to LSD again???

47. Unicron is lonely.

Unicron: Galvatron!
Galvatron: What do you want?
Unicron: Find me a woman!
Galvatron: BAWAAAA??????????????????

55. Perceptor discovers a candy called Pop Rocks.

Mawahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

61. Wheeljack makes a Cybertronian-sized Pogo Stick.

Don't let Jack near Percy and the Pop Rocks! XD

62. Art. The Dinobots wearing trench coats and fedoras. Trying to look sneaky.

And I can hear them say "Sneak, sneak, sneak, tip toe, tip toe, sneak, sneak, sneak." As they're sneaking about with everyone giving them real funny looks. XP

77. Kitten!Skywarp.

Cute!

83. Crossover with Spiderwick. No matter the world, there is always magic.

Never piss of the fairy folk, they can be just as nasty as dragons, fiends and aberrations! And trust me most fae detest technology that they can't control, just imagine when what they are capable of doing when they realalize they can't control Transformers!

89. What if, when Perceptor was a youngling, his personality was similar to Wednesday Addams? What if the only reason he acts differently now is because someone tried to reprogram him?

*Evil giggles* Nothing more entertaining than psychologically disturbed children in fiction. XD

[identity profile] cindy-73.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Did he make you think of Unicron, too?

Nope, just a huge frickin' aquatic bicorn with who's a god who swims with arctic crocodiles and snow snakes. Um, yeah, ooooooooooooooo!

Link! Link! I want to read! ... Who'd he have to babysit? Wait, don't tell me. I want to be surprised.

Here's the link. Adventures in Baby Changing (http://cindy-73.livejournal.com/26134.html#cutid1)

*loves the image* And Blaster would be playing the Inspector Gadget theme song in the background!

... Ok, now I want to see them running around like Inspector Gadget. And I have that song stuck in my head now.


Now I have the Inspector Gadget song going through my head to! XD

If he did, we all know where he got the drug *points to Perceptor*

Perceptor: *not high for once* "What? He offered me videos of the hallucinating Decepticons."


Me: And Sky, what's in it for you???

Skywarp: I just like fishes! Fishes go pook, pook, pook!!! ;3

ME: O____________O, *sigh* T__T, Skywarp what in the universe am I going to do with you?

Skywarp: Love me! XD