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tf_bunny_farmAttention FanFiction.Net authors: The Transformers section now has a character list. *happy dance*
1. Crossover with Harry Potter. Because Mixmaster and Snape totally need to meet each other.
2. He knew someone who was going to die.
3. Starscream and Red Alert became bondmates shortly before the war.
4. 2007. An escape pod, holding several malnourished sparklings and a dead femme, crashes to Earth.
5. Well, we've wondered what Perceptor and Bluestreak would be like if given caffeine... but what about Red Alert?
6. Sapient Pearwood. Yes.
7. Perceptor was a teenager when he got pregnant. His creators, seeing him as a disgrace, disowned him and kicked him to the streets. He barely manages to survive and as it gets closer to the time his sparkling needs to be placed in his/her own body, he becomes desperate to earn the money needed to construct a frame.
A. Enter Megatron, who offers to have a body made for his sparkling if he agrees to work for the Decepticons.
B. Enter Optimus, who offers to have a body made for his sparkling if he agrees to work for the Autobots.
C. Enter someone else.
And where is the sparkling's other creator during all this?
8. Even silence tells.
9. Optimus tries very hard to keep his science team busy. Because nothing scares him more than bored scientists.
10. His creators had taught him to act sweet and innocent to fool the social workers into believing everything was all right.
11. Wheeljack convinces Perceptor to help him with a new project. This project explodes in a huge way. Inferno managed to drag Wheeljack out of the fire, but he didn't know Perceptor was there until it was... too late.
12. A type of Cybertronian Artemis Fowl.
13. Crossover with Artemis Fowl. Red Alert meets Foaly.
14. "Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know." ~ Foaly; Artemis Fowl.
15. Mirage's 'invisibility' actually works just like the 'shielding' fairies use in Artemis Fowl. (Can anybody guess what book I just read?)
16. Skyfire, trapped in the ice but fully conscious, has created imaginary friends to prevent himself from going insane from loneliness. This fails, obviously, because the imaginary friends have become alternate personalities.
17. Starscream turns Skyfire into a cat. Inspired by Kkal's art.
18. Swoopimus Prime. Inspired by a pic I saw on DeviantArt. Be sure to read the artists comments. Backstory number 2 had me staring in shock.
19. Perceptor is the name of a race, not the name of an individual. They just see no reason to tell anyone their real names and as there are so few of them and they are rarely anywhere together, they simply claim Perceptor to be their own name.
20. Art. Sparkling!Starscream drawing a picture of Skyfire on the wall.
21. Art. Sparkling!Skyfire, drawing (on paper) a picture of Starscream flying. Underneath Starscream Skyfire has written My Best Friend Forever.
22. "You're so addictive."
23. Art. An upset Perceptor resting in Grimlock's arms, leaning against his chest.
24. "Don't think the threat of imminent death gets you out of explaining!" ~ Quote from a Rurouni Kenshin/Bleach Crossover I just read.
25. "You can't not be here if you're here."
26. He was born dead, and no one noticed.
27. A few vorn after the Ark disappeared, the Autobots, desperate to survive, formed a Ghost Army. This army was surprisingly successful and is so classified only Ultra Magnus, Alpha Trion, and the members of the Ghost Army even know about the Ghost Army's mission. Suggested Ghost Army members: Perceptor (come on, did you honestly expect me to not mention him?), Blaster, Red Alert, Inferno, Smokescreen, and anyone else you think would fit.
28. Perceptor can see things others cannot. Most know this but few of them realize that this means that he can also shield things from mortal sight.
29. Sometimes, Perceptor seemed impossible to predict.
30. His accent sounded like a little bit of everything.
31. "If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written."
32. Dating rescues.
33. "I should have known something was wrong."
"How could you have possibly known?"
"He told be goodbye. He never said goodbye before."
34. The overlooked is often the most dangerous.
35. 2007. Red Alert was killed long ago, but was reborn on Earth, as a human. And Miles is starting to remember his previous life. Bonus if he remembers before the movie and Sam thinks he's going crazy when he starts talking about a civil war fought by giant robots. More bonus points if Sam doesn't remember Miles 'delusion' until a few months after Mission City.
36. Optimus: *stares in shock* "What do you mean you accidentally created a black hole?!"
Perceptor: *cowers* "It's only a little one, sir."
Optimus: "Only a-" *sigh* "Go... just go."
Perceptor: *runs away*
37. Crossover with Bleach. Kurotsuchi meets Perceptor and Mixmaster. And wishes he hadn't.
38. Perceptor can stop time. He has fun with this.
39. "Is he a genius or crazy?"
"What's the difference?"
40. Prowl/Blaster.
41. Perceptor occasionally has rapid changes in mood. And it has nothing to do with pregnancy or PMS.
42. There seems to be a suicide 'epidemic' going around the Autobots. Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert, Springer, and Ultra Magnus have all killed themselves. At least that's what everyone believes. But the 'bodies' that were found were fake, and the 'dead' Autobots are actually very much alive. Unfortunetly, they are very much alive in a Quintesson's lab.
43. Cop Bunnies. Because Cop Bunnies is what a friend heard when I told her that the Plot Bunnies were chasing Perceptor. (Bunny!Prowl?)
44. "Hold your horses."
"Hold my... what?"
45. Snarl/Swoop.
46. "Good and evil is not always black and white. They do blend a little."
47. "Anything they can't fix..."
48. Jazz loves Prowl. Prowl does not love Jazz. Prowl is already bonded. Jazz doesn't know this. Prowl tries to discourage Jazz. Jazz is not about to give up.
49. Too unstable to love.
50. If he were a cat, he'd be purring.
51. It was like watching a cat toying with a mouse.
52. "Perceptor just lets everyone sleep all over him." Note: No, my mind was not in the gutter when I came up with this one. I didn't even realize it could be a bunny until after I said this about my new Perceptor.
53. "I think Skywarp has finally grown up."
"Yeah... I hate it."
"Me too."
54. Steeljaw watches the Lion King.
55. Tracks is the creation of Mirage and one of the Twins.
56. The scientists' accidentally-destructive-ness is apparently contagious. As Tracks discovers. "I didn't do it. Honest. ... I didn't mean to do it."
57. When they made the Dinobots, they hadn't expected a femme spark. Swoop wonders why 'he' seems different than his brothers.
58. Early in the war, certain femmes (Perceptor, Blaster, Springer, and Red Alert) were ordered to disguise themselves as mechs. It took them a long, long time to feel comfortable in their new bodies, but they eventually grew used to them and even began to like them. But now that the war is over, Optimus and Elita have told them that they no longer needed to hide. Optimus and Elita order them to report to the medbay for new bodies. But Optimus and Elita never once stopped to ask if they wanted new bodies, but they can't ignore a direct order and so they obediently report to the medbay. And afterwards... their lives seem to fall apart. Their friends react badly to their real gender, they are treated differently... they hate it. And Optimus and Elita are too blind to see it.
59. It was a race to see what would kill him.
60. "You weren't supposed to die before me."
1. Crossover with Harry Potter. Because Mixmaster and Snape totally need to meet each other.
2. He knew someone who was going to die.
3. Starscream and Red Alert became bondmates shortly before the war.
4. 2007. An escape pod, holding several malnourished sparklings and a dead femme, crashes to Earth.
5. Well, we've wondered what Perceptor and Bluestreak would be like if given caffeine... but what about Red Alert?
6. Sapient Pearwood. Yes.
7. Perceptor was a teenager when he got pregnant. His creators, seeing him as a disgrace, disowned him and kicked him to the streets. He barely manages to survive and as it gets closer to the time his sparkling needs to be placed in his/her own body, he becomes desperate to earn the money needed to construct a frame.
A. Enter Megatron, who offers to have a body made for his sparkling if he agrees to work for the Decepticons.
B. Enter Optimus, who offers to have a body made for his sparkling if he agrees to work for the Autobots.
C. Enter someone else.
And where is the sparkling's other creator during all this?
8. Even silence tells.
9. Optimus tries very hard to keep his science team busy. Because nothing scares him more than bored scientists.
10. His creators had taught him to act sweet and innocent to fool the social workers into believing everything was all right.
11. Wheeljack convinces Perceptor to help him with a new project. This project explodes in a huge way. Inferno managed to drag Wheeljack out of the fire, but he didn't know Perceptor was there until it was... too late.
12. A type of Cybertronian Artemis Fowl.
13. Crossover with Artemis Fowl. Red Alert meets Foaly.
14. "Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know." ~ Foaly; Artemis Fowl.
15. Mirage's 'invisibility' actually works just like the 'shielding' fairies use in Artemis Fowl. (Can anybody guess what book I just read?)
16. Skyfire, trapped in the ice but fully conscious, has created imaginary friends to prevent himself from going insane from loneliness. This fails, obviously, because the imaginary friends have become alternate personalities.
17. Starscream turns Skyfire into a cat. Inspired by Kkal's art.
18. Swoopimus Prime. Inspired by a pic I saw on DeviantArt. Be sure to read the artists comments. Backstory number 2 had me staring in shock.
19. Perceptor is the name of a race, not the name of an individual. They just see no reason to tell anyone their real names and as there are so few of them and they are rarely anywhere together, they simply claim Perceptor to be their own name.
20. Art. Sparkling!Starscream drawing a picture of Skyfire on the wall.
21. Art. Sparkling!Skyfire, drawing (on paper) a picture of Starscream flying. Underneath Starscream Skyfire has written My Best Friend Forever.
22. "You're so addictive."
23. Art. An upset Perceptor resting in Grimlock's arms, leaning against his chest.
24. "Don't think the threat of imminent death gets you out of explaining!" ~ Quote from a Rurouni Kenshin/Bleach Crossover I just read.
25. "You can't not be here if you're here."
26. He was born dead, and no one noticed.
27. A few vorn after the Ark disappeared, the Autobots, desperate to survive, formed a Ghost Army. This army was surprisingly successful and is so classified only Ultra Magnus, Alpha Trion, and the members of the Ghost Army even know about the Ghost Army's mission. Suggested Ghost Army members: Perceptor (come on, did you honestly expect me to not mention him?), Blaster, Red Alert, Inferno, Smokescreen, and anyone else you think would fit.
28. Perceptor can see things others cannot. Most know this but few of them realize that this means that he can also shield things from mortal sight.
29. Sometimes, Perceptor seemed impossible to predict.
30. His accent sounded like a little bit of everything.
31. "If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written."
32. Dating rescues.
33. "I should have known something was wrong."
"How could you have possibly known?"
"He told be goodbye. He never said goodbye before."
34. The overlooked is often the most dangerous.
35. 2007. Red Alert was killed long ago, but was reborn on Earth, as a human. And Miles is starting to remember his previous life. Bonus if he remembers before the movie and Sam thinks he's going crazy when he starts talking about a civil war fought by giant robots. More bonus points if Sam doesn't remember Miles 'delusion' until a few months after Mission City.
36. Optimus: *stares in shock* "What do you mean you accidentally created a black hole?!"
Perceptor: *cowers* "It's only a little one, sir."
Optimus: "Only a-" *sigh* "Go... just go."
Perceptor: *runs away*
37. Crossover with Bleach. Kurotsuchi meets Perceptor and Mixmaster. And wishes he hadn't.
38. Perceptor can stop time. He has fun with this.
39. "Is he a genius or crazy?"
"What's the difference?"
40. Prowl/Blaster.
41. Perceptor occasionally has rapid changes in mood. And it has nothing to do with pregnancy or PMS.
42. There seems to be a suicide 'epidemic' going around the Autobots. Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert, Springer, and Ultra Magnus have all killed themselves. At least that's what everyone believes. But the 'bodies' that were found were fake, and the 'dead' Autobots are actually very much alive. Unfortunetly, they are very much alive in a Quintesson's lab.
43. Cop Bunnies. Because Cop Bunnies is what a friend heard when I told her that the Plot Bunnies were chasing Perceptor. (Bunny!Prowl?)
44. "Hold your horses."
"Hold my... what?"
45. Snarl/Swoop.
46. "Good and evil is not always black and white. They do blend a little."
47. "Anything they can't fix..."
48. Jazz loves Prowl. Prowl does not love Jazz. Prowl is already bonded. Jazz doesn't know this. Prowl tries to discourage Jazz. Jazz is not about to give up.
49. Too unstable to love.
50. If he were a cat, he'd be purring.
51. It was like watching a cat toying with a mouse.
52. "Perceptor just lets everyone sleep all over him." Note: No, my mind was not in the gutter when I came up with this one. I didn't even realize it could be a bunny until after I said this about my new Perceptor.
53. "I think Skywarp has finally grown up."
"Yeah... I hate it."
"Me too."
54. Steeljaw watches the Lion King.
55. Tracks is the creation of Mirage and one of the Twins.
56. The scientists' accidentally-destructive-ness is apparently contagious. As Tracks discovers. "I didn't do it. Honest. ... I didn't mean to do it."
57. When they made the Dinobots, they hadn't expected a femme spark. Swoop wonders why 'he' seems different than his brothers.
58. Early in the war, certain femmes (Perceptor, Blaster, Springer, and Red Alert) were ordered to disguise themselves as mechs. It took them a long, long time to feel comfortable in their new bodies, but they eventually grew used to them and even began to like them. But now that the war is over, Optimus and Elita have told them that they no longer needed to hide. Optimus and Elita order them to report to the medbay for new bodies. But Optimus and Elita never once stopped to ask if they wanted new bodies, but they can't ignore a direct order and so they obediently report to the medbay. And afterwards... their lives seem to fall apart. Their friends react badly to their real gender, they are treated differently... they hate it. And Optimus and Elita are too blind to see it.
59. It was a race to see what would kill him.
60. "You weren't supposed to die before me."
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Date: 2008-10-09 01:09 am (UTC)Perceptor: *cowers* "It's only a little one, sir."
Optimus: "Only a-" *sigh* "Go... just go."
Perceptor: *runs away*
OMFG! XD Have you any idea what you just unleashed in my mind!!! I could go anywhere with this overly enticing bun-bun! I'm a die-hard black hole fanatic! I call the binary star system Cygnus X-1 my baby for god's sake! XD and I guarantee that the black hole Percy made is a micro black hole and that's the most dangerous kind there is, just imagine if he stabilized it and/or Megs found out and used it as an energy source for his fusion cannon! 8O Oh god, can I think of a few more things, but why spoil it for you and everyone else. Trust me you deserve me making you a Perceptor winamp skin! ;D
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Date: 2008-10-09 01:21 am (UTC)21. Art. Sparkling!Skyfire, drawing (on paper) a picture of Starscream flying. Underneath Starscream Skyfire has written My Best Friend Forever.
These are just so frickin' cute I absolutely have to do them. (Seriously, have you seen my sickeningly adorable oekaki (http://community.livejournal.com/tf80sfun/168068.html) of those two?) <3
I should stop collecting and start drawing/writing, but holy god these things stick to me. x@;
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Date: 2008-10-09 02:04 am (UTC)...I have a bunny on my next list that's similar to this. (It's TFA Prowl, as the direct descendant of Vector Prime, can manipulate time. He uses this mainly when fighting, making himself appear more skilled in Circuit-Su than he really is.)
57. When they made the Dinobots, they hadn't expected a femme spark. Swoop wonders why 'he' seems different than his brothers.
Ooh. I see the rest of the Dinobots, after it's found out that Swoop's a femme and what that means is explained to them, getting really protective. But only when they're around other mechs, not in battle. Swoop was always a femme and she was a decent fighter, spontaneously knowing that after thinking she was a he will not make that change. I can imagine that, at first, yes, the other Dinos will treat her differently but things get back to normal after Swoop verbally beats them down. The rest of the Autobots...I don't know.
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Date: 2008-10-09 03:00 am (UTC)Perceptor: *cowers* "It's only a little one, sir."
Optimus: "Only a-" *sigh* "Go... just go."
Perceptor: *runs away*
So Perceptor helped to build the LHC?
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Date: 2008-10-09 03:11 am (UTC)Everyone just assumed Prowl was a preprogam.
48. Jazz loves Prowl. Prowl does not love Jazz. Prowl is already bonded. Jazz doesn't know this. Prowl tries to discourage Jazz. Jazz is not about to give up.
This is an interesting twist to the Jazz/Prowl dynamic.
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Date: 2008-10-09 03:26 am (UTC)I'm not a fan of Harry Potter at ALL, but I am very curious as to why you would say this...
9. Optimus tries very hard to keep his science team busy. Because nothing scares him more than bored scientists.
*loves*
(Can anybody guess what book I just read?)
Hm... My money's on "Captain Underpants"! *runs*
39. "Is he a genius or crazy?"
"What's the difference?"
This fits Mixmaster so, so well
55. Tracks is the creation of Mirage and one of the Twins.
Most likely Sunstreaker. (Oh, come on, it's so obvious!)
60. "You weren't supposed to die before me."
Reminds me of TF:TM. Jazz to Prowl. Or anyone to Ironhide. Or Kup to anyone that died. (Or Inferno to Red Alert... *trying to make everyone realise Red Alert died...*)
Way to end your list on a downer...
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Date: 2008-10-09 06:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-10-09 08:31 am (UTC)4. 2007. An escape pod, holding several malnourished sparklings and a dead femme, crashes to Earth.
I'd love to see this, and how the Autobots on Earth react... and how they cope with taking care of the sparklings.
6. Sapient Pearwood. Yes.
I am now trying to nut out the idea of a sentient plant-based polymorphic creature... with a bad temper.
22. "You're so addictive."
My muses are playing up again - this is one of two things, either Magnus is saying it to Optimus, or someone (who is optional) is saying it to drone!Primus (whether the drone is Magnus is optional).
23. Art. An upset Perceptor resting in Grimlock's arms, leaning against his chest.
I love the idea of these two together.
38. Perceptor can stop time. He has fun with this.
It was one of the gifts he got to carry out his mission as a Servant of Primus.
42. There seems to be a suicide 'epidemic' going around the Autobots. Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert, Springer, and Ultra Magnus have all killed themselves. At least that's what everyone believes. But the 'bodies' that were found were fake, and the 'dead' Autobots are actually very much alive. Unfortunetly, they are very much alive in a Quintesson's lab.
And Optimus thinks he's going nuts because he can still feel the bond he had with Magnus.
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Date: 2008-10-09 01:34 pm (UTC)25. Jazz immediately regretted asking Prowl to screen his calls. =D
30. Cosmos!!
52. I want to give your new Perceptor and all his little friends a great big snuggle. Awwww! <3
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Date: 2008-10-09 04:09 pm (UTC)O.O shocking
4. 2007. An escape pod, holding several malnourished sparklings and a dead femme, crashes to Earth.
Sad about the femme, but the sparklings sound good to me! I just hope that the Autobots will find them before someone else finds them *glares at Screamer*
7. Sounds all so good. I would love it if someone could actually combined all the choices. Cause than it shall be a grand bunny for sure. But I do hope that the sparkling's other creator didn't just run out on them. Maybe he had to move away for work or something...
10. His creators had taught him to act sweet and innocent to fool the social workers into believing everything was all right.
Punch! ....What?
20. Art. Sparkling!Starscream drawing a picture of Skyfire on the wall.
21. Art. Sparkling!Skyfire, drawing (on paper) a picture of Starscream flying. Underneath Starscream Skyfire has written My Best Friend Forever.
Awwwwww, both are just so darn cute ^_^
31. "If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written."
Man....I bet Wheeljack wished he had won that bet XD
35. 2007. Red Alert was killed long ago, but was reborn on Earth, as a human. And Miles is starting to remember his previous life. Bonus if he remembers before the movie and Sam thinks he's going crazy when he starts talking about a civil war fought by giant robots. More bonus points if Sam doesn't remember Miles 'delusion' until a few months after Mission City.
Must be done!!! Any fic that combines these two guys into one beind has to be done XD
57. When they made the Dinobots, they hadn't expected a femme spark. Swoop wonders why 'he' seems different than his brothers.
Ah, poor Swoop
58. *slaps Prime in the back of the head* Bad Prime! Now look at what you have done.
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Date: 2008-10-09 05:04 pm (UTC)This one just spawned a very demanding smut-bunny in my head.
60. "You weren't supposed to die before me."
I must adopt this one. Will post a link as soon as I finish it.
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Date: 2008-10-10 05:52 am (UTC)You put a comic in my head. I don't DO comics.
36. Optimus: *stares in shock* "What do you mean you accidentally created a black hole?!"
Perceptor: *cowers* "It's only a little one, sir."
Optimus: "Only a-" *sigh* "Go... just go."
Perceptor: *runs away*
Does this mean there is a new galaxy too?
60. "You weren't supposed to die before me."
"You were supposed to die somewhere else." *had read it as a direction as opposed to time*
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