OMP another first timer?

[shini-666.livejournal.com]

Well it seemed to be the trend. Just stumbled onto this forum so yeah...Can't sleep, have to be at the hospital in...10 hours? Yeah that's about right. So in about 16 hours I may or may not be able to walk yay. I like walking now, I swear my doctor is lucky he's a lot like Ratchet >.> Sorry tangent.

Anyway nothing to deep as I'm on some major pain killers but a few quotes that sparked my interest:

1. "Now, I suppose this is the time for me to say something profound...Nothing comes to mind, let's do it."

2. ?: "I think what _____ is asking is, 'What do we do now'?"
??: "Now we die."
?: "Well, that's a bad plan."

3. "Prowl, Look scary and take point" (Honestly you could throw in several mechs names that could lead to a very interesting situation)

4. Some case where our favorite Seeker trine is forced/willingly defects

Thundercracker: "We're hear to seek peace/alliance/etc."
Skywarp: "Assuming of course, you'll hear us out."
Prowl: "And if we don't?"
Skywarp: "Well, I guess we all start shooting. There's energon, death, hard feelings...it'd suck."

5. Epps: "This where you're keepin' the little green men?
Area 51 Officer/Simmons/Banachek: "There are no alien life forms at Area 51"*allows the unit to pass through to the base*
Lennox: *smirks and pats Ironhide's dash* "Present company excluded, of course."

6. Autobot: "_______! It's good to see you well!"
Defected Decepticon: "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you."
Autobot: "Well, isn't that...interesting."

7. In which a mech, for example Skywarp or Sides or someone else, suddenly finds themselves with a vastly growing intellect, perhaps a jarring hit to the head/wheeljack explosion/etc.

?: "I'm telling you, I am absolutely fine. There is nothing cruvus with me!"
*everyone stares*
?: "What?"
??: "You just said there's nothing "cruvus" with you."
?: "What? No I didn't."
??: "Yes, you did."
?: "I did not."
??: "Ah yeah, you did."
?: "Didn't."
??: "Did."
?: *annoyed* "Cruvus? What is that?"

8.
?: "What just happened?"
??: "Apparently we said hello, insulted each other and broke for recess."

9. ?: "Hot Rod?"
Rodimus: "Actually, It's Rodimus Prime now."
?: "Oh, well how very important. I'll inform the galaxy. Can you get over here and help me now?"

10. Starscream: "Thundercracker, the next time I feel the urge to help someone, feel free to give me a swift hit."

....

Starscream: "And TC, the next time Skywarp get's the urge to help someone, shoot him."

11. Prowl: "You are all casualties until 1400 hours."
Jazz: "Would that be Daylight Savings or Standard?"

12. Ratchet/Preceptor/Wheeljack: *to Sideswipe* "Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean, something like five hundred million billion just passed through you."
Sunstreaker: *skeptical look to Sideswipe* "No matter how dense?"
Sideswipe: "Hey. if you'd been listening, you'd know that Nintendos pass through everything. Everything."

13. Prowl: *enraged* "Red Alert said there was a brawl!"
Sideswipe: "More of a scuffle...sir."
Prowl: "You're lucky you didn't kill any of those men!"
Sunstreaker: "No, we were very careful about that Prowl."

14. A pair of mechs get caught in some failed experiment getting them stuck in a time loop. The only solution out of it? They have twenty four hours to confince their surperiors that there is a loop, and get the appropriate mechs to come up with a solution. But hey, when you're living the same day over and over, why not take a few days off? Or admit things/do things you never would otherwise?

Comments

[tainry.livejournal.com]

Aahahahahahahaha! I rather like 3...must remember that line...

[wachey.livejournal.com]

7. In which a mech, for example Skywarp or Sides or someone else, suddenly finds themselves with a vastly growing intellect, perhaps a jarring hit to the head/wheeljack explosion/etc.

?: "I'm telling you, I am absolutely fine. There is nothing cruvus with me!"
*everyone stares*
?: "What?"
??: "You just said there's nothing "cruvus" with you."
?: "What? No I didn't."
??: "Yes, you did."
?: "I did not."
??: "Ah yeah, you did."
?: "Didn't."
??: "Did."
?: *annoyed* "Cruvus? What is that?"

This one would be very fun to write!! But what does Cruvus mean???

9. ?: "Hot Rod?"
Rodimus: "Actually, It's Rodimus Prime now."
?: "Oh, well how very important. I'll inform the galaxy. Can you get over here and help me now?"

Somehow I can very easily see a Decepticon saying that.

14. A pair of mechs get caught in some failed experiment getting them stuck in a time loop. The only solution out of it? They have twenty four hours to confince their surperiors that there is a loop, and get the appropriate mechs to come up with a solution. But hey, when you're living the same day over and over, why not take a few days off? Or admit things/do things you never would otherwise?

Aww, this one could be both funny and romantically sweet. But which mechs to choose? Hm...the twins come to mind, but that may be too obvious...

Cruvus

[shini-666.livejournal.com]

XD I found the quote searching Wikiquotes and I didn't even know what it meant til Sunny and sides below explained it.

Could use different word in it's place if one didn't want to deal with the crossover nature of it.

[sunny-and-sides.livejournal.com]

Heh... someone is obviously a Stargate fan...

As to the poster above. Cruvis is "Ancient" for wrong as in "there is nothing wrong with me".

No. 14 would be an interesting story with, perhaps, Ironhide and Jazz as Teal'c and O'Neill respectively. Make Prowl as Sam and Perceptor or Wheeljack can be Daniel. Prime as General Hammond. Hehe.

[(Anonymous)]

Stargate/transformers crossovers would be great... Kinda glad to know I'm not the ONLY one who watches TF's and SG: sg1...

[techno4tomcats.livejournal.com]

You are not alone ;D

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

I was laughing at # 12 for like... 5 minutes...