tf_bunny_farm | 8 quote-ish bunnies

Well, I need to stay off WikiQuote. Especially when I should be writing.

All of these bunnies are quotes, and pretty much all borrowed (and modified in some cases) from "Firefly."

1. ?: We're gonna die.
??: We are not gonna die. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for Primus to let us die.

2. Decepticon 1: I know something ain't right.
Decepticon 2: _____, we're 'cons. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

3. (replace with whomever you like, it just rather cracked me up to mix and match in my head)

Prowl: Sir, we don't want to deal with Starscream again.
Ironhide: Why not?
Prowl: He shot you.
Ironhide: Well, yeah, he did a bit.
...
Ironhide: Been a long time since Starscream shot me, and that was due to a perfectly legitimate conflict of interest. I got no grudge.
...
Ironhide: Did you send word to Starscream?
Jazz: Yeah, ain't heard back yet. Didn't he shoot you one time?
Ironhide: Everyone's makin' a fuss.

4. (personally, this one would be hilarious if it could be worked into a fic)

Starscream: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in slaggin' command here! Now we're finishing this deal, and then maybe -- maybe we'll come back for those morons... got themselves caught... and you can't change that by getting all... bendy.
Jazz: All what?
Starscream: You got the light... from the console to keep you... lifting you up... they shine like... [starts grabbing at the air] little angels...
[Starscream promptly falls flat onto the floor.]
Jazz: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
Ratchet: I told him to sit down.

5. "It's been a big day, what with the abduction, and all."

6. ?: Ship like this, be with you till the day you die.
??: Because it's a death trap.

7. ?: When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, you find someone to carry you.

8. ?: It sounds like something this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well, but…
??: If they got guns and brains at all.
?: They've got guns…

(I sorta feel like that last one's been on here before. If so, feel free to ignore that one ^^;)