Lucky Seven

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

I was gonna hold out and make a long list, but you know what, screw it.


1. Mechs have blue sparks. Femmes have orange. (Because orange is opposite of blue on the colour wheel, of course!)

1a. Ratchet discovers one of his "mech" patients has an orange spark and is really a re-formatted femme.

2. The Autobots discover an extremely sufficient way to synthesise energon - also extremely controversial: "Energon is made of PEOPLE! IT'S PEOPLE!"

3. Art bunny, inspired by too much Christopher Moore: TF:Ani Jet Twins. As vampires. (I don't even like vampires, but I still wanna see it.)

4. Crack!pairing number one: Wheeljack/Red Alert

5. Crack!pairing number two: Powerglide/Huffer

6. And a more disturbing done. I would like to see an example of this: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LastDanceWithMaryJane within a fanfiction.

7. Crossover with the old, 1980's "Knight Rider" series. At the end of "KITT vs KARR", KARR's body was destroyed, but his CPU is absolutely fine. What if one of the Autobots recognises it as a CPU and decides to build him a new, Autobot body? (This could go two ways: either KARR is impressed at other, sentient machines with no ulterior motives and decides to work for him, or he uses his new body to continue being evil. Hey, either way, he's voiced by Peter Cullen!)

Comments

[wachey.livejournal.com]

5. Crack!pairing number two: Powerglide/Huffer

I'm working on it!! X3

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

YAY. *is excited*

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

I love you both. <3

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

Yay minibot love!

[okami-myrrhibis.livejournal.com]

Icon love... :)

eta: Hope someone picks up 1 or 4. Cuz you KNOW Red's processor cannot take the strain of dealing w/ Jack's.. issues.

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

Hope someone picks up 1 or 4. Cuz you KNOW Red's processor cannot take the strain of dealing w/ Jack's.. issues.
I know. But I still want to see it for some odd reason. Blame it for writing something too late at night. (Or technically too early in the morning.) Though I'm sure WJ would at least try to be a good partner. With someone like Red it might not succeed, but he would try.

Why the love for #1? I'm curious. :3

[okami-myrrhibis.livejournal.com]

The hidden-femme angle I've liked. Given the "thus far" obvious lighter armor for the femmes, it makes sense that they might want to be fighters, but the reality is that they cannot take the amount of damage mechs can... so to aid in the war-effort &/or to reduce the.. bullseye painted on them by Cons... they choose/forced into mech-frames.

I've read a few fics (Including What's Wrong with a Little Destruction?) where that was the case - some femmemodels were in mech-frames due to the war.

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

I love fics like that, uncommon as they are. I've read a couple. (Heck, I'm writing one currently...) I wish there were more, though. At any rate, it would explain the lack of Decepticon femmes; the "bulls-eye" thing you mentioned can work both ways.

[okami-myrrhibis.livejournal.com]

LOL - more icon love!!

And cool - can't wait to see what you come up with on the femme-side :)

[katsuko]

#6 is delightfully twisted, to the point where I'm thinking it may go onto my Prompts For Later Use list.

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

Isn't it just? I'd love to see what you came up with. :3

Crack!

[outerelf.livejournal.com]

*sob* You know, I have been working on crack pairing number one for Wheeljack/Red Alert for months now, and I cannot figure out any plausible (or inplausible) way to get them together that doesn't involve Inferno. Inferno and Wheeljack is easy. Now, if only there was some way of substituting Inferno for Red....

Re: Crack!

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry... if I had any logical way to make it work, I'd try to help, but I really don't... it came from, oddly enough, a really cracky RP where it turned out Inferno was Red's brother, so they had to end their relationship, and... well, I won't go into the details, but this pairing was the direction it was heading.

Re: Crack!

[outerelf.livejournal.com]

Really? Can I see the RP? MAybe if I read the RP I could get some idea of where to go next... (Darn it! I already got Red pairing with just about everyone else. Still gotta figure out Red and Blurr...) *insert twitch here*

I CAN ONLY WRITE ON A COMPUTER ONCE A WEEEK! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ALL OF MY STORY IDEAS WRITTEN IN ONE DAY?

Sorry, I needed to get that out. But thanks for reviving my interest in the pairing. I'll see what I can do for writing it!

Re: Crack!

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

Oh, god I don't even know the link! >_< *feels bad*

I know Wheeljack was trying to figure out something and Red was helping him out, though against his will. But then WJ counciled him when he found out he almost bonded with his brother, and then Red started getting scared that maybe there was more to WJ than he'd originally thought... Yeah, it was a weird RP...

Re: Crack!

[(Anonymous)]

This is outerelf, I just don't feel like logging on. But I just realized I forgot to tell you I wrote the Wheeljack/ Red. It's posted on ff.net, as Explosive Love. Also on deviantart...

[meirelle.livejournal.com]

LOL! SOYLENT ENERGON IS PEOPLE! XD

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

Yay, someone caught the reference! Ahaha!

I really wanna see this done somehow, even if it's just art, because for some reason the mental image of Spike/Sam/Sari/other-human-of-choice screaming this brings me so much lulz.

Though it has the potential to be dark, too - how did WJ and/or Perceptor find this out, anyway? Did they dig up corpses? Is that what happened to Sparkplug between seasons 2 and 3? Who knows?