HELP!! MEGATRON'S KIDNAPPED THE BUNNY FARM!!

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

Okay, not really, but here's the bunny anyway (partially inspired by another bunny on here, but for the life of me, I can't find it!!):

Megatron had heard of this human concept of something called "The Fourth Wall," a supposed wall between reality and another reality beyond, supposedly containing a double of everyone. So what does Megatron do? Has a machine built to tear down that Fourth Wall, of course! (the usual excuses, geting more energon, more men, etc., etc.)

Only problem: When he breaks the Fourth Wall, he inadvertently kidnaps memebers the TF Bunny Farm.

Imagine Megatron's surpirse when several of the humans start squealing in delight and his second-in-command is assaulted by dozens of females.

And lets not forget why most of them can't look at the Autobot scientist without squealing in delight.

(okay, specific info: You can't use real people from the Bunny Farm, screen name or otherwise, without the original person's consent. Also, no Mary-Sue or Gary-Stu and no humans-turn-Cybertronian. Because that would sort of defeat the purpose of this bunny. And, no romance between a person of the Tf Bunny Farm and anyone of the mechs (or femmes)!!

ALSO: PAY ATTENTION!! BIG NOTE: YOU CAN ONLY REFER TO A PERSON OF THE TF BUNNY FARM ONLY BY THIER SCREEN NAMES!!! REAL NAMES ARE NOT ALLOWED!!! )

Other than that, everything else if free game! Go nuts, peope!! XD

Comments

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

Whoever does this has my permission to use this crazy 28-year-old with six-colored hair (black, blue, purple, pink, silver, green; and yes, my hair really is like that) who constantly chases Warpath and Dead End.

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

Oo Six colored hair!? I think Sixshot has found a friend in you. (Somewhere...*shrug*) But Warpath an Dead End will never get any sleep now!! XD

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

Yes, six-colored hair.

D: But he might have killed Prowl! (It's either him or Scavenger who killed Prowl. As a Prowl fangirl, that is an offence of the highest caliber.)

No, no they won't. :)

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

O.O Six-colored hair.... cool.....XD

:O NOES!! PROWL!!! FELLOW PROWL FANS UNITE!!!

And which continuity are you talking about? Megatron killed Prowl in the 80's movie and to my knowledge, Prowl's still alive and well in IDW...

XD

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

Actually, Scavenger is commonly believed to have killed Prowl in the '80s movie. (Both the TF Wikis say he did.)

>><< *crazy stalker*

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

:/ Coulda sworn that Megatron killed him. Oh well, either way, we're stalking him together!!! >:D *Evillaugh*

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

*attempts to evilaugh but hacks up a lung instead* Oo.... Wonder how much it's worth on eBay.

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

2 energon cubes and a quarter. I looked it up. XD

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

... Mid or high grade?

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

;P High, of course!

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

SOLD! *snatches energon and her quarter, flees to attempt to bribe the Twins into fragging Prowl and letting her watch*

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

Oo
okay... uh... I would totally agree with you there, but sadly, no slash since this is the CANON universe we were kidnapped to.
Though, you can talk to them about slash, but sadly they won't do anything remotely romantic unless it was canon.

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

Keyword 'attempt'. *sob*

...So HardheadXBlurr is good? (Is canon. There's one episode in the third season they can been seen kissing in the background. Can't remember the name right now though...)

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

O.O REALLY?!?! :D *zooms off to check. Sees that they are kissing*

HELL'S YES!! We could pester them about it and then smile when we agree that they should be together! :) They'll like that!

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

Told ya!

I was like 'HOLYMOTHEROFPRIMUSAMIIMAGININGTHIS?!?!'.

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

:) Either way, they now have a bunch of humans following them around saying "Will you two kiss again, please?"

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

XD With cameras! Don't forget the cameras!

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

*pulls out a professional digital camera and waits eagerly for the moment they kiss*

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

I WANT PRINTS!

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

Get me three cubes of high-grade and an autograph book of the following people: Alex Milne, Eric Holmes, Josh Perez, Simon Furman, Don Figueroa, Peter Cullen, Tara Strong, and every mech on the ark (especially Blurr's!) and they're all yours!! X)

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

...Would a cratered-out-of-their-minds Lambosammich (with either Blue or Blackandwhite filling, your choice~ ;) ) and a high-definition video camera with attached software be an acceptable alternative?

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

Okay,(but I was really hoping for that autograph book...) and the sandwich has to have blankandwhite filling.

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

Oh hey. I gives you more about mes, yes.

About 5'9" in flats, healthy weight, rather...heavy in the chest, 28, primarily black hair with streaks of blue, green, purple, pink, and silver, very loud, often complains that no one looks her in the face, almost always in black, talks damn near nonstop, snarks, and hates the cold.

At the Autobot base I'd probably be constantly annoying Prowl or Red Alert. Until they finally snapped and threw me out, at which point I would go chase Warpath and Powerglide around beggig for rides, or maybe snarking back and forth with Gears.

At the Decepticons' I'd probablydefinitely be squealing incessiantly over both the Stunticons and Insecticons, until I was nearly squished/eated, at which point I would flee and attempt to pet Ravage, and flee yet again when he tried to eat me, continuing the cycle, with brief stops to pester Soundwave and/or insult Starscream.

...Wow, I'm a bitch. XD

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

Oo
Don't kill me for agreeing with you.

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

I am a bitch. XD