HELP!! MEGATRON'S KIDNAPPED THE BUNNY FARM!!

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

Okay, not really, but here's the bunny anyway (partially inspired by another bunny on here, but for the life of me, I can't find it!!):

Megatron had heard of this human concept of something called "The Fourth Wall," a supposed wall between reality and another reality beyond, supposedly containing a double of everyone. So what does Megatron do? Has a machine built to tear down that Fourth Wall, of course! (the usual excuses, geting more energon, more men, etc., etc.)

Only problem: When he breaks the Fourth Wall, he inadvertently kidnaps memebers the TF Bunny Farm.

Imagine Megatron's surpirse when several of the humans start squealing in delight and his second-in-command is assaulted by dozens of females.

And lets not forget why most of them can't look at the Autobot scientist without squealing in delight.

(okay, specific info: You can't use real people from the Bunny Farm, screen name or otherwise, without the original person's consent. Also, no Mary-Sue or Gary-Stu and no humans-turn-Cybertronian. Because that would sort of defeat the purpose of this bunny. And, no romance between a person of the Tf Bunny Farm and anyone of the mechs (or femmes)!!

ALSO: PAY ATTENTION!! BIG NOTE: YOU CAN ONLY REFER TO A PERSON OF THE TF BUNNY FARM ONLY BY THIER SCREEN NAMES!!! REAL NAMES ARE NOT ALLOWED!!! )

Other than that, everything else if free game! Go nuts, peope!! XD

Comments

Laugh!

[outerelf.livejournal.com]

Watch me as I now roll on the floor in laughter. If anyone wants to write this, I'm more then willing to be used!

I'd probably be the creepy girl who stalks Red and Inferno, making Red glitch, and Inferno be overly possessive :)

Re: Laugh!

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

:D HELL YES!! That would be awesome! Lock Red and Inferno in a room together and laugh at them through the door. (or something...) and just cause, I will be one of those who follow Megatron around everywhere!
...
Oh, no OO; I'm getting bitten by more bunnies... slag it... *sees one of those fanged furballs chomping on leg*

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

I lay dibs on Huffer, Wheeljack, Scavenger, First Aid, Fireflight, Frenzy, Skywarp and Swoop!

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

*Huffer*: Who're you?
*?*: I'm Lapinporokoira!
*Huffer*: Lapinprokotrowathrapat!? WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT!?
*Lapin*: Mine... *gasp a la fangirl!* WHEELJACK!!
*Wheeljack*: Eh!? *is assulted by fangirl*
Several hours later...
*BOOOM!!!!*
*everyone* X( WHEELJACK!!!
*Wheeljack*: *points to Lapin*
*Lapin*: :D Let's go again...! Let's go again...!

^_^ I'm going to start writing this if I get anymore ideas!! (sorry if that's not how you normally act ^^;)

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Ultra Magnus finds himself being stalked by a certain bottle blonde Australian (aka, one Mimi Sardinia) who has a thing about him and Optimus... him and Optimus being in a relationship at that. That can be done two ways, confusion because they aren't, or mild paranoia because they are, and they keep it secret.

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

^_^ Do it...!! If Optimus and Magnus have stalkers, that's the LEAST of thier worries. What about everyone else that AGREES with you? What're they going to do? XD

Somebody take this bunny or I'll be writing it soon! *notices all the bunnies chomping on legs* And I already have a fic in progress. D:

[katsuko]

Dear Primus below. If anyone takes this, I give permission to use my seeker-obsessed self. Neither the command trine nor the Coneheads could walk ten feet without a strange little blonde organic in glasses popping up to ask what they're doing, why they're doing it, is it fun, and can she do it too?

No, really. I'm sure I drive everyone out of their fraggin' minds doing that. It's fun XD

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

O.O Careful, the seekers might squish you!! *hmm...* And we'll all have to come up with a reason for Megatron and the other Decepticons not to squish us!!! um..... *lightbulb!!*

WE CAN ANNOY THE AUTOBOTS LIKE IT'S NO ONE'S BUISNESS!!!! :D

X) seriously going to start writing this if anymore ideas come....!!

[jim-ghote.livejournal.com]

I'd more than likely be hanging out with some assorted mechs and femmes in either a communal cloud of disbelief over the whole thing, or trading running commentary over the whole proceedings.

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

I'll be right behind you and just bask in their glory that we (as in those kidnapped) were lucky enough not know that the Transformers were real. :) You made me happy with a little bit of order

(though standing around stupified sounds good for the more hyper of the bunch! X))

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

Whoever does this has my permission to use this crazy 28-year-old with six-colored hair (black, blue, purple, pink, silver, green; and yes, my hair really is like that) who constantly chases Warpath and Dead End.

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

Oo Six colored hair!? I think Sixshot has found a friend in you. (Somewhere...*shrug*) But Warpath an Dead End will never get any sleep now!! XD

[raelynhb.livejournal.com]

I give myself to whomever writes this!! Lol I'd be clinging to Skyfire and asking if he and the aerial bots are "doing" anything, and then clinging to saiderial bots and asking them the same questions!
I'm this side of 22 Red head with glasses and A pervy fan streak.

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

XD I don't think Skyfire would mind human company that much and the Aerialbots just might get a little more vain when this is all done!!

Oo; Pervy fan streak? >> I sorta got that from your icon... *don't let Starscream see it if you come! The twins might find it funny though... X)*

[cindy-73.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god! I give you guys’ permission to use me too, to see me sitting or standing around in awe of the seekers, Coneheads and Decepticon Triplechangers while scribbling notes and randomly telling Starscream that he reminds me of my husband off and on is perfectly fine with me.

This is a great bunny, this goes up in my personal best bunny contest in my mind next to the your new fave characters (from whatever show/movie/anime/cartoon/comic/manga/book, etc) meeting the older faves fanfic bunny.

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

XD Those guys are going to have a following after a while! To quote Astrotrain: "These fools WORSHIP Transformers!!" *OUCH!!! bit by another bunny* And I won't contradict him!

Oh, glad you like this one so much! He's been bred properly over the course of several months just sitting in my head like a good little bunny! *pats bunny's head. Bunny smiles showing several rows of sharp fangs*

[quark101.livejournal.com]

Ooh. This sounds like fun! Too busy with other things, so I can't write it. But, if anyone does, feel free to use me. (Just "Quark" would be fine.)

I'll be the short brunette hanging around the science 'bots. Asking them questions, like how they work - sciency-questions and the like. (I'm a Chemistry major, BTW.) And, if I'm not with them, I'd probably be with Bluestreak. I think we'd get along pretty well. And, I'm rather quiet, so I don't really mind if someone else does all the talking.

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

*goes to geek mode* Yes, yes! This works! All the science bots will like someone who wants to listen to them. :)

I'm probably going to do this bunny now that everyone's been replying! :D

[(Anonymous)]

It never fails, no matter how a day goes, all I have to do is log onto the bunny farm and be instantly cheered up :D I really hope someone takes this! I also adding myself to the list of "feel free to use" ('specially in gang-glomps)

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

:D Yesh!! More people!! Then we'll need names of mechs you'll glomp and basic description (tall/short, hair color, age, etc.) as much or as little as you want. And if more people reply, then I'm so doing this!!!

Wow this got long

[ink-in-hand.livejournal.com]

People have permission to toss me in as well. For less of a mouthful you could shorten my name as you will.

Average height, healthy weight, 23, dirty blond hair with at least half a dozen drawing/writing implements stuck behind a short ponytail, is a quiet native northern Michigander, extremely logic and detail oriented, and loves screwing with people's heads over what sex they are.

At the Autobot base I'd probably be in the science labs or following Beachcomber, just listening to all the information they could tell me (knowledge glutton). Quietly but firmly attached to alt-mode Sludges' or Snarls' leg because "OMFG Dinosaurs! I can die happy now". I'm also a horrible insomniac, so the likelyhood of my being up at any one hour is fairly high, which would probably give Red Alert something new to be paranoid about. Not that he wouldn't be already with all these new humans milling about, many of which have definite and strong Decepticon sympathies.

At the Decepticons' I'd probably be again in the labs learning as much as I could. Following the Coneheads after informing them I find them more interesting than the main seeker trine. As well as the Stunticons and Insecticons. And maybe having a competition with Shrapnel to see how many mechs one could zap (is one of those humans that produces a lot of static electricity and can take a good jolt without any ill effects).

Re: Wow this got long

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

O.o wow... It is long. BUT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR!!! :D
Great description on personality, looks, and what you would do with the Autobots and Decepticons you would meet. :) I really like the idea of Red Alert being paranoid about humans with strong Decepticon sympathies (yes, I am guilty as charged.)
This is the format I was looking for in ideas. (Primus, I have GOT to write this down somewhere...) Thank you!!
Maybe I'll make you second... Oh, and by the way, you'll get along fine with Prowl and Perceptor. Maybe there'll be a scene with all three of you in the same room.... X)

*looks at all the other commentors and sees jealously raidiating off of thier forms* Maybe they should give me ideas like this as well... *hinthint*

Long comment recieves long response. It's the way the world works! X)

[chaoslyrics.livejournal.com]

Ooops, I was the anonymous post earlier....

I am on the short side, bout 5'4, am 17, am very hourglass shaped (damn large hips!) and have dark brown-reddish layered hair, red streaks in the front. And female, can't forget that. I dress in all dark or neutral colours (not pink or yellow for me :) Ummm, I am very hypocritical in the way that I can be completely logical one minute and very not, the next. Like 'Ink_in_hand', I'm also an insomniac and have pet peeves like open cupboard doors and a need for perfect punctuation... which I am so not using right now >.< I like to think that I'm a quirky Canadian girl. Quirky because many of my friends and mine conversations are filled with sexual puns and innuendos. Weird as that sounds... okay... and I spell colour with a 'U', very Canadian :D

Not really a Autobot fan but I fangasm over Decepticons like Starscream (or any seeker, I would be running around the con base committing mischief with Skywarp or studying organic biology with Screamer), Dead End (If he were real, I'd have many philosophical discussions with him about life), the Constructicons (I'm kinda weird that way but I love hook...), Blitzwing, or Astrotrain... should probably stop listing now...

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

No, no keep it coming!! I'm getting some more ideas! With two insomniacs, Red's going to have crash if 'outerelf' can't keep him busy with Inferno. And another strong Decepticon sympathizer!! X)

Those Cons won't know what hit them!! >:D

[hecate-19.livejournal.com]

Me, I'm a thirty-ish, but look much younger than actual age, 5'1" Asian woman who wears glasses over her brown eyes, has long black hair, and tends to fade into the background.

I'd hang around Prowl and Jazz, but mostly Jazz whenever he plays music, since they're my favorite couple. From time to time, I'd be around Optimus, Bluestreak and the Twins, Mirage and Hound, Ratchet and Wheeljack, the Dinobots, and Fireflight and Sandstorm. I'd run up to glomp all of my favorites once before running back into the shadows, since I'm very shy. Occasionally, giggles could be heard from the shadows around said mechs.

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

XD "giggles from the shadows!?" *dies of laughter* You'll be more welcome into the Autobot ranks than us D-cons supporters. Now, in canon Jazz and Prowl were never a couple, so I'll need to work around that... And all the others will be glad for human company, though they might freak out if they're glomped!! XD

[(Anonymous)]

My name is Zero. I have tangly dark blond hair that may or may not have plastic owl toys stuck in it. My eyes are sort of a hazel/gold color. I'm fairly tall and skinny, and I'm a teenager.
I don't like crowds, but if there's only two or three other people in the room I should have a personality. My personality varies. I'm prone to headaches if there's too much noise and then I'm a grouch. If I have no headaches and there's not too many people I'm friendly. Unless I'm mad at somebody. Then I glare at them until they aren't annoying. I don't swear, preferring to use words like "gosh" or "heck".
I sleep when I'm so tired I can't stay awake, and then I sometimes end up in strange places. I tend to hear people talk while I'm asleep, but even if I'm listening in on a conversation I may not notice having a mattress or two dumped on top of me. When I'm awake I also like to find strange places to hide in. I probably would end up scaring various transformers by popping out from nowhere when they approach one of my hiding places.
I have no exact preferences as to whom I would be going after, so just about anyone is fine with me. I probably won't be glomping as much as the popping-out-of-nowhere thing I mentioned.

Let me know if you need anything else.

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

You know, as you were describing yourself, for some reason, Sunstreaker kept popping up in my head so you might be running into him a lot. And you could scare the heck out of Red and most of the Ark mechs with that hiding info. And I can just see you curled up on a desk or something in one of the offices or on a table in the rec room.

:D So, thank you!! *glomps*

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

XD Those Cons are going to wish the'd never been sparked!! But I need basic pysical description!

[usemychopsticks.livejournal.com]

Whoever adopts this is free to use me. I'm going to be 15 soon, asian, and I'm usually quiet unless I'm around friends, then I'll start yapping and we'll talk about the craziest and stupidest things.I'd be stalking the stunticons, combaticons, and constructicons (Scavenger your awesome!). And at the autobot base the aerialbots, Red Alert, and Bluestreak will have to go into hiding. Then I'd hound Astrotrain to give me ride, and start taking pictures of everyone.

[chaoslyrics.livejournal.com]

I can't believe that I forgot about Scavenger! I would also be bff's with him cause we'd have a shared obsession with shiny things! And Jazz isn't so bad... we have a love of music in common...

[casora-tigerkin.livejournal.com]

I volunteer!!

I'm 20, have brown hair and blue eyes. I wear glasses and can't see a thing without them. You can shorten my name to Cass or Cassie if I like you. I'm quiet and tend to show up in unexpected places. I'm definatly an Autobot supporter, but would kiddnap Ravege if given the chance(I love cats). Prowl and Jazz are my faveorite pairing, thus I would proabbly follow them around and get under foot. I like taking pictures and have a camera on me at all times, I would try to get in Red alerts good graces by helping collect blackmail matirial. I would also try to help Ratchet in his war against the twins. When I wasn't doing anything I would most likely hang out with the Dinobots.

[wachey.livejournal.com]

Well, if someone does write this, they can use me. I'd be the girl spouting out random facts about various TF universes, or something about DC super heroes, or trying to quietly draw in a corner somewhere.

Though if I could become friends with Hot Rod, Soundwave, or Thrust that'd be awesome XD

I also like Huffer, Prowl, Ratchet, and Optimus :3 Oh, and Dead End for some reason...

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

*writes it down and tries to keep everyone's names, personalities, and likes straight*