HELP!! MEGATRON'S KIDNAPPED THE BUNNY FARM!!

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

Okay, not really, but here's the bunny anyway (partially inspired by another bunny on here, but for the life of me, I can't find it!!):

Megatron had heard of this human concept of something called "The Fourth Wall," a supposed wall between reality and another reality beyond, supposedly containing a double of everyone. So what does Megatron do? Has a machine built to tear down that Fourth Wall, of course! (the usual excuses, geting more energon, more men, etc., etc.)

Only problem: When he breaks the Fourth Wall, he inadvertently kidnaps memebers the TF Bunny Farm.

Imagine Megatron's surpirse when several of the humans start squealing in delight and his second-in-command is assaulted by dozens of females.

And lets not forget why most of them can't look at the Autobot scientist without squealing in delight.

(okay, specific info: You can't use real people from the Bunny Farm, screen name or otherwise, without the original person's consent. Also, no Mary-Sue or Gary-Stu and no humans-turn-Cybertronian. Because that would sort of defeat the purpose of this bunny. And, no romance between a person of the Tf Bunny Farm and anyone of the mechs (or femmes)!!

ALSO: PAY ATTENTION!! BIG NOTE: YOU CAN ONLY REFER TO A PERSON OF THE TF BUNNY FARM ONLY BY THIER SCREEN NAMES!!! REAL NAMES ARE NOT ALLOWED!!! )

Other than that, everything else if free game! Go nuts, peope!! XD

Comments

Re: Wow this got long

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

O.o wow... It is long. BUT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR!!! :D
Great description on personality, looks, and what you would do with the Autobots and Decepticons you would meet. :) I really like the idea of Red Alert being paranoid about humans with strong Decepticon sympathies (yes, I am guilty as charged.)
This is the format I was looking for in ideas. (Primus, I have GOT to write this down somewhere...) Thank you!!
Maybe I'll make you second... Oh, and by the way, you'll get along fine with Prowl and Perceptor. Maybe there'll be a scene with all three of you in the same room.... X)

*looks at all the other commentors and sees jealously raidiating off of thier forms* Maybe they should give me ideas like this as well... *hinthint*

Long comment recieves long response. It's the way the world works! X)

Wow this got long, again

[ink-in-hand.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! This was a great idea, and we're learning a bit about our fellow bunny farmers, so bonus. There may be more mechs than just Red getting paranoid, since all these humans know so much about them that they should have no way of knowing. There may even be a little bit of fighting between the factions for these humans that know so much, so as to get one up on their enemies. *gives more ideas*

I did forget to say I wear glasses, and that it's my preference to wear all black or dinosaur themed clothes. (I'm sorry Transformers, but they're my first love)

Not surprised, I've been known to openly remark 'that isn't logical' when something (usually a someone) doesn't make sense. It is also my tendency to communicate in a manor that emulates the same preference for exact speaking that Perceptor is known for. And while the previous sentence is a mild exaggeration, he has my sympathy for the constant need to 'dumb down' or simplify ones' common vocabulary. It's the very reason my post was so long to begin with XD. (I hope they don't mind that I'm a strong Decepticon sympathizer with you.)

And if I'm to be more than a passing mention I have to say that I'm a bit of a haphophobe and that it's pretty severe if I'm not the one initiating contact. Obscure references are usually tossed in my insults (see icon) but since I often say it in a neutral or sarcastic tone, it usually gets passed by. My humor is much the same way.

Re: Wow this got long, again

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

=OWO= Okay, I officially love you right now!! Mechs fighting over farmers... I wonder who will win? Maybe the Dcon sympathizers (*voice a la conniving Megatron* of who I humbly lead) will willingly give up thier information on the Autobots to the bad guys! (I wonder if they'll be interseted to know the sleeping patterns of a certain Red Alert X)

So anyway, if Jazz or the Twins (or more likely, one of the farmers) does somethig stupid/funny/side-splitting, then Prowl and you will be right there and say together "This isn't logical."

Cue the awkward glances!! (I'll be giggling madly over on one of the tables, annoying or talking to one of the other bots.) Although, the other Autobots will be disinclined to allow us Decepticon symphathizers to roam freely. After all, we could turn against them and suddenly the Decepticons have all the information they need to win the war, or something of that nature.

What if they lock us up and never let us come home!? (not that most of us would want to go home...)

And you don't like people touching you? Well, that's a shame. My usual greeting to friends is a hello and a quick hug. Sometimes it's a glomp if that person has been away for a long time. But I think we can work around that and have the bots politely ask if they can pick you up if you need to be transported anywhere. I can work with this.

Now, if real life would get out of my face!

Re: Wow this got long, again

[ink-in-hand.livejournal.com]

That knowledge will especially valueable if it's figured out just where in the timeline we got pulled to. I mean, imagine the changes a lot of people would try to make if it's near the 1985 movie. Or even the knowledge of some things that became retro-canon such as sparks.

Prowl and you will be right there and say together "This isn't logical."
And variants thereof.

If we never got to come back I'd do the unthinkable and throwaway my pride to suck up to Powerglide so he could take me to that dinosaur island.

*shrug* It's better if I at least see it coming. But if I don't, the chances are good to get a strangled scream out of me, and that's if my guard is down. You wouldn't believe the amount of casual touching that happens on a regular basis, I'm really good at weaving through crowds and dodging oblivious people. Checking out during my shopping is a chore every time, since the tellers like to press your chance/receipts into your hand.

Re: Wow this got long, again

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

I figured: yes, we were pulled from April, 2009 to sometime in 1984, before the movie, but still in G1's prime. Yes, we could try to change a few things, like "Is that Lazerbeak hiding in the rafters?" or "Uh, Spike, why are you carrying Soundwave?" or varients thereof.

Imgaine if the Bots and Cons realized that we have knowledge of the Multiverse! Like Beast Wars, Animated, THE 2007 MOVIE (which was to die for, by the way), maybe the Unicron Trilogy, and definately leave out RiD and Kiss Players.

If I never come back, I'll be screaming my delight and then I'll go and zoom off to play with the Bots some more!