Star Treck Crossovers

[balrog-roike.livejournal.com]

1) A Star Treck crew discovers Cybertron.
a) One of the crew members is from Vulcan. Prowl and/or Shockwave practically live for logic. If a contest between them ensues, who will suffer more? The Vulcan, the Cybertronian - or their respective crew members?
b) One of the humans remembers something about giant alien robots in Earth's past. How did humanity forget their saviours?
c) Bones VS Ratchet
d) The humans think they have found a new race of Borg or the creators of the Borg. The Cyberronians aren't amused.

2) Cybertronians, meet the Borg, Borg, meet your doom!
The Borg have discovered Cybertron. The responses to "We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated!" vary from "WUAHAHAHAHAH! Their cute primitive nanobots tickle!" over "IEEEEEEEEEEEH! VERMIN! Die, vermin, die!" to "It's so cute, can I keep it?"
a) A Star Treck crew follows and for the first time, they see the Borg run for their lives.
b) The Borg must have the Cybertronian technology. They declare war on both factions. While Megatron laughs himself silly, Optimus tries to tell the Borg queen as gentle as possible that they will never be able to assimilate beings consisting of pure energy.
c) The Borg are happy! They've found their gods!!!

3) They Voyager wasn't found by the first Borg. It was found by the Cybertronians. After its adventures near Earth, it returns to Cybertron only to discover that in the meantime everything has gone to the pit and his saviors are trying to kill each other.
a) One of the Autobot scientists gifted it with sentience.
b) Screamer and Skyfire gifted it with sentience. Skyfire vanished before the beginning of the war and Starscream didn't remember his pet project - until now.

Comments

[delilahdraken]

There must be some kind of internet telepathy going on, because I was thinking about posing a similar plot bunny.

[balrog-roike.livejournal.com]

Soundwave!!!

[raelynhb.livejournal.com]

omg, I love you I was just going to post something almost exactly like this... Fan Telepathy strikes again!
I hope someone picks these up soon...

[balrog-roike.livejournal.com]

Again, Soundwave! XD

[okami-myrrhibis.livejournal.com]

I love all of these. Pity I can't write worth a damn.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

1. a) One of the crew members is from Vulcan. Prowl and/or Shockwave practically live for logic. If a contest between them ensues, who will suffer more? The Vulcan, the Cybertronian - or their respective crew members?

*LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* At least Vulcans don't crash when confronted by something illogical. So if it was Prowl and not Shockwave, I think Spock the Vulcan would win.

b) One of the humans remembers something about giant alien robots in Earth's past. How did humanity forget their saviours?

Yeah, how could they?
Autobot: *sniff* "You don't love us anymore." *cries*
Human: *feeling very awkward*

c) Bones VS Ratchet

I have been waiting forever for some Bones and Ratchet interaction. I posted a bunny where they met, but it's been almost a year, I think. Hopefully, the new Star Trek movie will encourage people to adopt some of these Star Trek crossovers.

d) The humans think they have found a new race of Borg or the creators of the Borg. The Cyberronians aren't amused.

I'm not surprised. Did humans simply jump to conclusion when they saw mechanical beings, or is there some other 'evidence'. And I wonder what the other species will think of the humans' accusations.

2) Cybertronians, meet the Borg, Borg, meet your doom!
The Borg have discovered Cybertron. The responses to "We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated!" vary from "WUAHAHAHAHAH! Their cute primitive nanobots tickle!" over "IEEEEEEEEEEEH! VERMIN! Die, vermin, die!" to "It's so cute, can I keep it?"

Blaster, I bet, will want to keep one. He's known for choosing strange pets. Maybe Bluestreak as well. Perceptor would want to study one. Everyone else would probably use them for target practice.

I would like to see what Hook thinks of the Borgs' idea of perfection.

a) A Star Treck crew follows and for the first time, they see the Borg run for their lives.

StarFleet: O.o "WTF?!"

*LOVES* I want to see so much!

b) The Borg must have the Cybertronian technology. They declare war on both factions. While Megatron laughs himself silly, Optimus tries to tell the Borg queen as gentle as possible that they will never be able to assimilate beings consisting of pure energy.

*LOVES* Pure energy! Energy beings in a mechanical shell! Yes, that would throw a wrench in the works, now wouldn't it? *thinks* What other energy beings are there in ST? I can't remember.

c) The Borg are happy! They've found their gods!!!

... *CACKLES*

3) They Voyager wasn't found by the first Borg. It was found by the Cybertronians. After its adventures near Earth, it returns to Cybertron only to discover that in the meantime everything has gone to the pit and his saviors are trying to kill each other.


V'Ger? I love you for mentioning V'Ger. Poor V'Ger.

a) One of the Autobot scientists gifted it with sentience.

Wheeljack, probably.

b) Screamer and Skyfire gifted it with sentience. Skyfire vanished before the beginning of the war and Starscream didn't remember his pet project - until now.

Very interesting.

You know what's weird? I have been a big fan of Star Trek my whole life, and have never written fic for it. I might need to correct that. Maybe. *looks over crossover bunnies again* Hmmmm...

[balrog-roike.livejournal.com]

I've got only one thing to say:

Resistance is futile!!!

I wonder how the Dinobots would react to the Borgs. Pets or squishy smears on the ground?

The other species were included in the term "Humans" in my bunny about the humans thinking they've found the Creators of the Borg.

Personally, I wonder what Prime would do.
He has to safe the Borg because they are sentient beings - but at the same time, they steal this sentience whenever they can. They are worse than Megatron.
A small conflict of interests, huh?

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

*LOVES* Pure energy! Energy beings in a mechanical shell! Yes, that would throw a wrench in the works, now wouldn't it? *thinks* What other energy beings are there in ST? I can't remember.

There's been quite a few races of pure energy beings that have come and gone in the course of Star Trek, I can't recall many but at least the Organians (TOS), the princess from the TNG episode "The Dauphin" (it was a Wesley Crusher episode), probably the Prophets (from DS9) and I wouldn't be surprised if the Q are too.

A good few of the "more advanced" species along the way were that - energy beings who could optionally take physical form when they wished.

[undeadharlot.livejournal.com]

2c and 3b have just combined together in my mind to form super ULTRA borg bunny!

[balrog-roike.livejournal.com]

That can't be good...
That has to be BRILLIANT!

[usemychopsticks.livejournal.com]

I just came back from watching the new Star Trek movie, and when I saw Bones on screen my first thought was RATCHET!

Also after reading 1A I really want to see an interaction between Spock and Prowl.

you spawned another bunny:

[ditzymusiclover.livejournal.com]

the quintessons created a race that eventually became the borg. Note to self - next time, don't try to merge organics and machinery.