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1. What if Perceptor had a glitch? Only his isn't paranoia.
2. It is not common knowledge that the Constructicons were reprogrammed. The Autobots believe they joined the Decepticons of their own free will. Then an injured Hook is captured by Autobots... What will happen when they learn the truth?
3. "I have no idea what Wheeljack just said. It's not like I can read his lips."
4. Soundwave never liked reading the mind of a Constructicon.
5. "I don't think Perceptor could hate anyone even if he tried."
6. Cybertronian eating disorders.
7. A mobile home mech.
8. 2007. Swoop crashes to Earth... with a sparkling. "His name Perceptor. We found him. Decepticons attacked so him Grimlock told me Swoop to take Perceptor where safe. So here we am."
9. "He'll think you're a toy to play with."
10. Optimus often found it hard to keep Perceptor's projects straight.
11. "None of us here could have that."
12. He couldn't have gone better.
13. "... or you may yet have another deliberate accident."
14. "Lesson learned and trained."
15. "What happened?"
"I got hit in the head with a wrench."
"You should know better than to bother Ratchet when he's busy."
"It wasn't Ratchet. Perceptor threw it."
"... What?"
"Yeah. That surprised me more than getting hit did."
16. The Autobots and Decepticons celebrate Father's Day.
17. Perceptor is badly damaged and to protect himself, his consciousness retreats into his universal emulator. Ratchet repairs him but has trouble waking him from his 'coma'.
18. Perceptor saves Sunstreaker's life, nearly at the cost of his own. The Twins don't know how to react to that especially considering how they've always treated Perceptor.
19. Can go with the 'Perceptor relieves the frustrations of his fellow scientists' bunny. Ratchet and Wheeljack ask Perceptor to teach the Dinobots and/or the Protectobots about interfacing.
20. The Twins are shocked when they learn how many bots Perceptor has slept with.
21. Perceptor: "Any time you want me, just ask."
22. Jazz and Perceptor are captured by Decepticons and one of them takes a sexual interest in Perceptor. Jazz tries to protect him.
23. Smokescreen psychoanalyzes Perceptor.
24. Smokescreen psychoanalyzes the Constructicons.
25. Perceptor is assaulted and Smokescreen helps him come to terms with it.
26. Perceptor was assaulted vorns ago and now he sleeps around to prove to himself he's not afraid. Can go with bunny number 25 but not necessary.
27. Optimus notices how nervous Perceptor gets when someone gets between him and the door. "He hates feeling trapped, Optimus. After what he's been through, can you really blame him?"
28. Perceptor is claustrophobic.
29. Autobots travel to the time of Beast Machines.
30. One of Perceptor's inventions explodes, causing him and Grimlock to... fall out of phase with the world around them. No one can see or hear them and they can walk right through obstacles as if they weren't there.
31. Sparkplug asks Perceptor a question and suddenly finds himself in a 'Who's On First' type of conversation.
32. They never crashed. They successfully chased off the Nemesis, and started gathering energon. How will this effect Earth?
33. Perceptor has robot mode flight, yet he hasn't told anyone. Can go with any 'Perceptor used to be a Decepticon' bunny if you like, but it's not necessary.
34. The last thing Perceptor's creator ever said to him: "It's going to be ok, baby. I just need you to wait here and be very quiet. Can you do that for me?"
35. The Twins learn the hard way that Perceptor's lens barrel is also a weapon.
36. While the crews of the Ark and Nemesis sleep, Cybertron is dying. Entire sections shutting down, malfunctions causing power to be diverted away from where it's needed... A group of Autobot scientists try to find a way to stabilize their world, and finally decide that if a conscious mind could control Cybertron's functions, could tell them where exactly repairs were most needed... So, in secret, the scientists begin designing a new bot. This bot looks like an ordinary Autobot... on the outside. Inside, he is much more advanced than anything the Autobots or Decepticons have built before. He would make a fine addition to the Autobot forces if he hadn't been built to save a dying world. His spark, his laser core, are housed in a device called a universal emulator, which allows him to connect with Cybertron, become a part of Cybertron. The scientists keep this bot, Perceptor, a secret from even the other Autobots. But soon people begin noticing changes in the way Cybertron functions, how the world seems alive and aware. And people begin worshiping the 'god' they believe has awakened deep within Cybertron's core.
37. Perceptor sends Megatron a Father's Day present.
38. Perceptor's family falls apart when one of his creators joins the Decepticons.
39. Perceptor was so mistreated that he can't care about anything anymore.
40. Perceptor grows up with an abusive creator.
41. Perceptor's creators are proud of his intelligence. Of course they are.
42. Perceptor was never allowed to play as a child. His creators never allowed him to be a kid.
43. Perceptor's universal emulator allows him to feel the pain of anyone he touches.
44. Brawn/Huffer
45. The scientists each have their own way of lying.
46. The Decepticons' Weapon-of-the-week causes all Autobots it hits to undergo a drastic change in personality. And it managed to hit all the Autobots present at that battle. The change takes a while to happen, so they don't change until they get back to the Ark. And since most of the other Autobots are out on various missions, the only ones at the Ark to witness this violent change - and to suffer because of it - are Perceptor and Swoop.
47. The Dinobots discover Dr. Seuss. "Grimlock, what are you doing with that poor fox?"
"Putting socks on it. Then me Grimlock put fox in socks in box."
48. A minibot somehow crashes into a perfume store. And then has trouble getting rid of the smell.
49. The Dinobots watch a pirate movie and now want to go hunting for pirate treasure. They also seem to think Seaspray is a pirate.
50. Swoop takes Perceptor flying.
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Date: 2008-06-16 08:37 am (UTC)We already have that. He's called Rodimus Prime.
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Date: 2008-06-16 08:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-16 06:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-16 10:32 pm (UTC)8. 2007. Swoop crashes to Earth... with a sparkling. "His name Perceptor. We found him. Decepticons attacked so him Grimlock told me Swoop to take Perceptor where safe. So here we am."
Do you have any clue how much fun that would be to write? Hmm... Maybe I'll put it in the 'Universal Pride' universe. It's odd enough to fit. *has sudden vision of the guy who spoke spanish talking to Swoop and sparkling Perceptor* Oh dear...
18. Perceptor saves Sunstreaker's life, nearly at the cost of his own. The Twins don't know how to react to that especially considering how they've always treated Perceptor.
*twitches* So very tempting... *flinches* No, not gonna write it. *waves hand to shoo off bunny* I have enough on my plate, thanks.
27. Optimus notices how nervous Perceptor gets when someone gets between him and the door. "He hates feeling trapped, Optimus. After what he's been through, can you really blame him?"
Okay, this one might end up being written. Because, really, it works so perfectly with some of my fics...
31. Sparkplug asks Perceptor a question and suddenly finds himself in a 'Who's On First' type of conversation.
I have no clue what a 'Who's On First' is, so I'm afraid I'll have to ask for an explanation. Please?
37. Perceptor sends Megatron a Father's Day present.
Megatron: Get away from that!
Starscream: Aww, it's a present for you!
Megatron: Idiot, it's from Perceptor!
Starscream: Eep! *gently places box on ground* Well... Aren't you gonna open it?
Megatron: *gives incredulous look* You're kidding, right? Do you realize the likely hood of it being a bomb? Intentionally or not?
Starscream: Then what, oh great one, do you plan on doing with it?
Megatron: *stares at box, then shrugs* *calls Soundwave* Soundwave, I need to borrow Rumble and Frenzy.
On fourty-six, because I don't feel like copying all of that, it sounds as though the change is temporary. It'd be even better if the Autobot's affected by it don't remember any of it happening. *huggles Perce and Swoop* We love ya, honest.
47. The Dinobots discover Dr. Seuss. "Grimlock, what are you doing with that poor fox?"
"Putting socks on it. Then me Grimlock put fox in socks in box."
Have I ever mentioned that I love the way your mind works?
And that's all I have for this one. *wonders off feeling happy*
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Date: 2008-06-16 11:36 pm (UTC)Fig: "Ok, little one. Can you say 'Gracias'?"
Perceptor: *looks confused* "Grassy?"
Fig: "No. Gracias.
Swoop: "What you doing with him Perceptor?"
Fig: "Teaching him how to speak a civilized language."
Swoop: "... English not civilized?
I really hope you write this bunny. It would be perfect in the Universal Pride universe.
*twitches* So very tempting... *flinches* No, not gonna write it. *waves hand to shoo off bunny* I have enough on my plate, thanks.
*sadly watches as the bunny hops away*
Okay, this one might end up being written. Because, really, it works so perfectly with some of my fics...
Yay!
I have no clue what a 'Who's On First' is, so I'm afraid I'll have to ask for an explanation. Please?
Who's on First? (http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml)
Megatron: Get away from that!
Starscream: Aww, it's a present for you!
Megatron: Idiot, it's from Perceptor!
Starscream: Eep! *gently places box on ground* Well... Aren't you gonna open it?
Megatron: *gives incredulous look* You're kidding, right? Do you realize the likely hood of it being a bomb? Intentionally or not?
Starscream: Then what, oh great one, do you plan on doing with it?
Megatron: *stares at box, then shrugs* *calls Soundwave* Soundwave, I need to borrow Rumble and Frenzy.
Frenzy: *stares at box* *looks nervously up at Soundwave*
Rumble: *gives Soundwave the kicked puppy look*
Soundwave: *sighs*
*wonders how many toys Perceptor made explode while a sparkling*
Megatron: *looks at destroyed living room* "What the-" *sees remains of a blanket, teddy bear, candle, and jar of wax* "How did you manage to make that explode?"
Perceptor: *looks upset and holds up arms to be picked up*
Megatron: *sighs and picks up burnt sparkling* "You need a bath." *looks again at destroyed room* "We'll leave this mess for Optimus to clean up."
Perceptor: *clicks happily and snuggles against Megatron*
Megatron: *looks at Perceptor* "You know, if we could teach you how to deliberately do what you just did accidentally... Hmmm... Maybe I can sign you up for an explosives class... Just don't tell Optimus."
Starscream: *has just finished watching flashback* "Bad enough he was causing small explosions, you made him learn how to make bigger ones?!"
Megatron: "It seemed like a good idea at the time!" *hears explosion* "What-" *looks over at gift*
Soundwave: *chest and legs covered in soot* "Explosion: Small." *picks something out of the remains of the box* "Gift: Large Teddy Bear with datastick on chain around neck."
Megatron: *sees Rumble and Frenzy peaking out from behind Soundwave* "I thought I told you two-" *realizes he can't blame them and looks at Teddy Bear* "A toy- wait, did you say datastick?" *thinks of Perceptor* "That's my boy!"
On fourty-six, because I don't feel like copying all of that, it sounds as though the change is temporary. It'd be even better if the Autobot's affected by it don't remember any of it happening. *huggles Perce and Swoop* We love ya, honest.
*joins group hug* Yes, we love you! And yes, it's temporary. *pictures cuddled up together and hiding in a dark corner in a forgotten part of the Ark* Hear that, temporary! *Perceptor and Swoop are too scared to come out of hiding*
Have I ever mentioned that I love the way your mind works?
*grins* And how about Swoop playing with some fish? "One Fish. Two Fish. Red Fish. Blue-" *stops and glares at one of the other Dinobots* "What you do with Blue Fish?"
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Date: 2008-06-24 02:03 am (UTC)See this link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4340511/1/Only_In_This_Family
Summery:Swoop makes planet fall, bringing along a bit of a surprise. A surprise which Fig promptly sets about teaching. Sequel to 'On The Universal Pride Of Those Identified As Male'.
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Date: 2008-06-28 04:45 am (UTC)