Rabid Bunnies to be Killed
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tf_bunny_farm1. Red Alerts sensor net is extremely powerful. When he was a youngling he heard a lot of things he shouldn’t of, and was sent to an insane asylum. To this day, he had never told anyone he could hear their spark pulsing, hear words whispered from far away, smell the spilled energon rotting on the floor…
2. Prowl and Red Alert have had enough with paperwork, and being tired of being the most underappreciated crewmembers, so they run away
33. The Lamborghini model line was made to counter Seekers, but unfortunately, due to the fact that not one of them came out with a full CPU and had some odd quirk or another, most of them were scrapped.
4. . (Coraline crossover) ____________ was seriously unhappy with the Ark, and thought that everything was wrong with it. Of course, that’s when ____________ found an old rag doll that looked exactly like him, and a magical doorway that led to a world where mechs had organic eyes, and everyone was completely nice to him...
5. Ratchet threatens to turn someone into something other then a toaster- and actually does so.
6. Ratchet actually follows through with his threats. So, imagine some poor mechs surprise when the ceiling is carpeted with fighting mechs, someone else is thrashing from where they had been tied down to a berth, etc
7. Everyone claims Seekers Trines are bonded to each other and are closer then family. So, in TF:TM, what had Thundercracker and Skywarp been thinking when Starscream had them thrown out
8. You know the annoying Paperclip on Microsoft Word? A transformer integrates with a computer, catches a virus, and goes around acting like the stupid thing.
9. A transformer was completely and totally stumped by the rubics cube.
10. The infamous ‘third’ faction- those with some type of glitch. Prowl, Red Alert, Cliffjumper and others were part of the third faction, hiding out on Earth or in other planets. However, with the coming of Mudflap and Skids, they feel the need to reach out to their brethren who quite obviously have glitches. Optimus Prime and the other Autobots don’t realize what’s going on until it’s too late. Question is, will they even want the Twins back?
11. I noticed that everyone, when turning the Transformers human, turn them into handsome/beautiful humans. So, the truth is… the giant alien robots make really ugly humans. They’re so hideous, nobody can even really bare to look at them.
12. Seekers are Sex Gods. Really. If you look, Seekers are one of the most popular characters, and whenever there’s a mary-sue, they are sure to be after the Seekers. The Seekers are Sex Gods.
13. Or on the flip side- I really hate the design the Seekers have in the movies. They are ugly. The entire reason why others target Seekers was because it was the only way to wipe out their ugly existence from off the face of the planet.
14. Although Prime had treated the humans respectfully, Keller always had the underlying feeling that they weren’t treating them equally. That was nastily shown when he had a chance to see Prime speak to Dolphins and Whales like full equals.
15. Red Alert (or Prowl) has a code imprinted within his CPU, so that if anyone ever attempts to access it through cables or anything else, his memory will automatically be wiped and a virus downloaded into whomever attempted to access.
a. It’s already happened several times before. That’s why Soundwave speaks so oddly, and refuses to telepathically question Red Alert or Prowl.
b. It’s permanent- once wiped, the memory chips are completely wiped, and they have to start all over again.
c. Every time it happens, his CPU is destroyed a little bit more, shown by the increasing paranoia (or In Prowls case, lack of emotions)- eventually the Arks crew will be forced to replace him like the last ten mechs
d. The memories can be returned- it’s just that there are always gaps in the memories, and the memories can be considered faulty.
e. It reverts the programming to that of a sparkling- so the Arks crew has no idea how to react when a mech in a full-grown body with the CPU of a sparkling is landed with them.
16. Bumblebee just couldn’t get why everyone looked at him so oddly. Why couldn’t anyone believe that Sam was sitting right next to him, perfectly fine? Why couldn’t they understand that the mangled body wasn’t actually Sam?
17. The Autobots and Decepticons have a movie fight- The Autobots attempt to make a horror movie, while the Decepticons attempt to make a sappy romance story. Whichever one makes the most money a week after release wins.
18. Why was Megatron able to beat the crap out of Prime in the first movie, but not in the second movie? Truthfully, it’s Earths atmosphere. The longer a mech stays within it, the crueler, much more violent, and stronger a mech becomes.
19. The cybertronian equivalent of the Holocaust. Mechs with glitches, or physically different were forced out of homes and sent to large prison camps.
20. After the death of so many of the Arks members after the events of TF:TM, those still surviving couldn’t stand it. To be such a closely knit group, only to be torn apart by the deaths… It broke many of them. Badly enough that no one dared to talk to the old crew in fear of being killed by overreactions.
21. When Springer came to Earth, he was expecting the same sort of Idiots that had always commanded him in the past. Instead he found a quirky command group that somehow, when all mixed together, proved to not only effective, but caring.
22. Springer, when younger, was a rebellious hot streak. Untamed, and wild, he refused to believe others could be helpful out of the goodness of their sparks until the One Fateful Day.
23. Every red balloon was another memory, quietly released to the wind.
24. “Hey, what happened to you? You used to be so grouchy, but now you smile all the time…”
25. . “The will to be stupid is a powerful force, but it can be overcome.” – Lois McMaster Bujold
26. Crossover with Courage the Cowardly Dog. A transformer literally lands in the middle of Nowhere. Right next to a screaming purple dog.
27. X-over with Herbie. Herbie was accidentally given sentience when a visitor drove his car too close to the Allspark. Unfortunately, the Allspark wasn’t able to give him the ability to actually transform, but it did give him one of his special abilities- the ability to weaken and shift gravitational pulls. How else could he drive on walls, upside down, float in water, or any of the other stuff? Of course, now with the Autobots and Decepticons after his hide, each thinking he’s a spy for the other side…
28. Miles was killed in the 2007 movie- that’s why we never saw him in the second movie.
29. In the end, it wasn’t a peace treaty, or anything else that ended the war- it was time itself. As millenniums passed, and neither side seemed any closer to winning, both sides began making small agreements. Eventually it led to larger agreements, until at last, the settled into harmony together- all without conceding to the other side that they might have been right.
30. What happened after the Thirteen Primes war against each other to save Earth? When exactly did Optimus Primes war begin- and what happened to the Fallen during that time?
31. Simmons, despite all rumors to the contrary, wasn’t a very proud man. He was just a dedicated one. If needed, he would strip naked and run through the city at the top of his lungs if it would save lives.
32. ?: Was it always like this?
33. Quote: With ill-grace, he mouthed a nobly worded, if vague, apology to them for past slurs on their character, intelligence, ancestry, appearance—
34. It was illogically logical.
35. “Are we there yet?”
36. Optimus Prime regarded the shovel in one hand, before looking up. “You are going to listen to me, aren’t you?” The other eyed the already dug hole in a mix between horror and surprise.
37. Switching Bases. In an attempt to get hostilities between armies to die down for awhile, a TV Networker agrees to give each side a chance to create thirty cubes if they will appear on his program. Both sides accept, without realizing what the program is. “What do you mean, the Atuobots are coming to our base to decorate it?”
38. Xover with Golden Sun. A flying ship appears over base.
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Date: 2009-07-29 11:28 pm (UTC)8. CLIPPY
15. That just makes me ow because that could go so wrong so fast.
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Date: 2009-07-30 01:35 am (UTC)8. Yes. Clippy.
15. Yes, so ouchie, especially if no one knew.
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Date: 2009-07-30 01:39 am (UTC)8. akhdasdfask Clippy was the bane of my existence in school since I had to use him for one class in an exercise.
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Date: 2009-07-29 11:34 pm (UTC)When you say this, do you mean all seekers, including the coneheads, or are you excluding them for their head shape? Technically they are called seekers, they just happen to have coneheads. And seeing as they don't get fic of Mary Sues going after them, then not all seekers are sex gods.
Sorrys for the contradiction @.@ Too much Critical Thinking class...
*thinks about it more* Darn brain. *remembers* Oh, yeah, uh...I've been writing a lot of Thrust fic lately. Dammit!! Maybe they are all sex gods!! GARRGH!!
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Date: 2009-07-30 02:33 am (UTC)(Personally I'm sick of rteading about Seekers. Absoluetly sick of it.)
PHEAR THE SEEKER SEX GODS. THANK GOODNESS THAT I'M NOT AFFECTED.
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Date: 2009-07-30 04:00 am (UTC)*has chase scene of Hot Rod and Soundwave* Aww, cuteness :3
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Date: 2009-07-30 04:12 am (UTC)#23 reminds me of the song 99 red balloons.
#34 sounds like something Prowl would say in response to something Jazz did or said...XD
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Date: 2009-07-30 04:59 am (UTC)http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c2/shini_666/Optimusfan.jpg
Actually took that photo...the fan was set up where we go to play DDR it's a running joke now. Every time we go you have to say hi to Optimus.(The best part is that this fan is located at a major/full service truck stop...as in Semi truck stop.
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Date: 2009-07-30 05:42 am (UTC)I always wonder about that. Even if there was no really deep bond between them, Starscream didn't really have to throw them out too...
18. Why was Megatron able to beat the crap out of Prime in the first movie, but not in the second movie? Truthfully, it’s Earths atmosphere. The longer a mech stays within it, the crueler, much more violent, and stronger a mech becomes.
I questioned that as well, along with Bumblebee's increased lethality, though to a lesser degree.
29. In the end, it wasn’t a peace treaty, or anything else that ended the war- it was time itself. As millenniums passed, and neither side seemed any closer to winning, both sides began making small agreements. Eventually it led to larger agreements, until at last, the settled into harmony together- all without conceding to the other side that they might have been right.
Yes. That honestly seems more likey. Somebody write it, PLEASE.
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Date: 2009-07-30 10:49 am (UTC)This makes me want to read about the exact opposite: Seekers may be handsome but are terrible in bed.
Random Con: So how was your night with *insert Seeker here*
Femme con: Horrible, just horrible. Worst sex of my life. That guy had absolutely no idea what to do, I almost had to explain everything. And those damn wings! They're always in the way!
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Date: 2010-12-01 03:11 am (UTC)7. I had an idea on that: Starscream was so bent on defeating Megatron, he took what he considered 'the perfect opportunity'. Unfortunately he didn't check the condition of his trine. When he finally secured leadership, he wanted to celebrate with his trine, but found them gone. Perfect for angst.
8. I changed mine to the kitty. Sometimes I click on 'animate' repeatedly when I'm bored.
9. And then Prowl comes along and solves it in no time. Why do I see a frustrated Jazz or Sideswipe? OOH! it's Starscream that got frustrated by it.
12. I believe that, considering I wanted to jump Thundercracker after seeing Top Gun for the first time the other day. (Did I just de-anon?)
13. G1 Starscream meets Bay Starscream. What would he think of his counterpart, especially considering his ego?
15. What about spark-merge?
20. [To be such a closely knit group, only to be torn apart by the deaths…] SPOILERS: In the first chapter of my g1/07 crossover, which takes place roughly a year after the events of said movie, we meet up with the twins who went AWOL. (yes, I still am working on that.)
24. Ratchet!
25. Why overcome it. Embrace it and Dare To Be Stupid!
26. My mind is telling me it's Frenzy, before he met up with Barricade. No one believes him that the new stereo is an evil robot.
27. That is cool. My husband and I also talk: What if K.I.T.T. got too close to the Allspark.
34. How many times throughout fanfics has Prowl implied that about Jazz?
35. Mudflap - Yes, Skids, we're there.
Skids - LIAR!
37. Red Alert would fritz: SECURITY BREACH! SECURITY BREACH! Sideswipe and Skywarp, the two pranksters would be in utter glee. (and I see Soundwave and Jazz breaking into each other's quarters to 'copy' each other's music selections.)