WHY WON'T THEY DIE?!

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The Bunnies keep on breeding. I'm finding them behind the sofa, in drawers and hiding behind the cooker. The one behind the cooker is a little well done.

1. Movieverse: After the fight with Bumblebee, Barricade was very badly damage. In fact so bad he was sure that was it for him. With no other Decepticons there to help him and unable to fix himself, all Barricade could think to do was find somewhere to crawl to and die. Where none of the organics of Earth would ever find his body.
 

2. Movieverse: The reason Barricade disappeared during the movie was because Bumblebee killed him in their fight. Now the Allspark is gone and Megatron and with the other Decepticons presumed dead, Bumblebee is left with no distractions and so the guilt begins it’s evil consumption. 
  A. Ratchet and Wheeljack want to heal Bumblebee of his nagging guilt, so retrieve the body of Barricade and re-create him in the form of Prowl!

3. Movieverse: Atlantis is not a myth, it’s just now hidden far beneath the ocean from prying eyes. It can be found in the Laurentian Abyss which just so happens to be where the body of the Decepticons were disposed to. 
   A.1. The Atlantians see these bodies as an opportunity to destroy humans for the desecration and disregard for their underwater home. So they use an ancient spell that transposes their minds into the bodies of these machines.  
   A.2. The consciousness of the Decepticons still remains deep in their shells. 
B. The Atlantians bring back life to the Decepticons.

4. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are twins with a twinned spark. What if that spark never divided?

5. One day Blurr talks way too much even for him, resulting in a massive meltdown of 
his CPU and circuitry. He can’t stop!

6. When they first met, Grimlock decided to eat Wheelie instead.

7. Swoop finds himself becoming more distant from his brothers, as he spends more time in his studies to become a medic. Will he have to lose one or the other?

8. Back to Blurr. Wheeljack’s latest invention can slow time. Blurr gets zapped accidentally.

9. Prowl had to work hard for his position. He was barely out of Sparkling stage when he first became Optimus Prime’s Second in Command.

10. G1 / Armada Crossover: The Sideswipes, Blurr’s, Red Alert‘s, SkyFire‘s, Starscream’s and Wheeljack’s end up swapping universes. (or only some or one of them)

11. If RC’s could soliloquy? Transformers as Remote controlled vehicles.

12. G1: Scavenger has always had little self esteem, that is why he seeks a purpose by collecting and bringing stuff he hopes will be useful, making him useful. He overhears a conversation about himself, and things are said which make his self esteem drop to almost nothing. Upset he runs away. Now he’s missing and the other Constructicons are angry when they find out why.

13. There was no war… to begin with. The Ark was originally an exploration vessel and it‘s crew consisted of both Autobots and Decepticons. After the crash on Earth, it is THEN that dissent begins to arise. 
  A. The Decepticons discover what war is from Human history. 
B. There is a difference of opinion in regards Organics. 
   C. They were trapped and awake during the million years they were buried. (Cabin Fever)
D. Peace still reins on Cybertron and Shockwave is the logical yet honourable leader.

14. Sunstreaker becomes SunStorm.

15. Wheeljack and Perceptor are siblings

16. Dinobots go to human school

17. Spike is on a student exchange at school.

18. Movieverse: If Mikaela was average (to even below average) in looks would Sam still like, like her?

19. The Transformer factions agree to a student(mech) exchange.

20. G1: The Transformers landed in Europe.

21. Teletran-1 as Hal (From 2001: A Space Odyssey)

22. After the events of the Transformer (G1) movie. The Autobots (and/or Decepticons) go to Vector Sigma to revive their fallen comrades. 
  A. They have completely new bodies.
B. They are effectively reborn and start again as Sparklings.

23. Bluestreak witnesses a murder, but no-one believes him.

24. AU: Falling through a rift in time, some Transformers find themselves trapped in human bodies… at a GIRLS high school!

25. G1: They awoke in Japan, during the age of the Samurai.

26. G1: They awoke during the age of King Arthur and his court.

27. Perceptor was on Earth, long , long before. His off-lined form was revered as the Goddess Athena. In fact Perceptor was the inspiration for Plato’s School of Philosophy, which was the first ever academy. (named after Akadameia.)

28. Elm Street Crossover. Freddy haunts the dreams of the Transformers.

29. Perceptor/Starscream.

30. Perceptor/Starscream Crossover with Audition. 
Perceptor was a teacher of Science yet he was lonely and looking for a bond mate. So a colleague suggested he do a fake audition for an apprentice to look for the perfect mate and Perceptor instantly falls for Starscream.

31. (Inspired by The Hill’s Have Eyes) 
Like any factory there are rejects. So the Quintessons dispose of them in the deepest part of Cybertron. But one day they awaken again. 
   A. Cybertron society deems them ugly and they find it hard to fit in.
B. They are bitter and angry at the way the were treated in comparison to the successful ones and want revenge on their more popular and younger brethren.

32. Transformers do Romeo & Juliet.

33. Why are there no Decepticon Minibots?

34. Minibots were created as slaves and servants. And it is a tradition the AUTOBOTS are not keen to give up.

35. Trapped on Char and with limited Energon, the Decepticons resort to cannibalism.

36. The Decepticons develop sports. ‘Fleshling Tennis’, ‘Elephant Football’, ’HumanHamster Snooker’ ect…

37. Bumblebee doesn’t know why he’s different from his brothers, Why the Stunticons pick on him specifically, or why Megatron and Starscream REALLY don’t like him.
His father, Soundwave can’t, or won’t, tell him. The truth is, during a battle Bumblebee got his CPU scrambled and suddenly started calling Soundwave, dad. (Imprinting like a baby bird) Soundwave the secret softy that he is, took Bumblebee in to raise as if he were his own son.

38. The Transformers that were created during the war find it difficult to adjust to a peace-time Cybertron.

39. Sunstreaker spent lots of time at one particular carwash. He’s even made a friend. The old man who runs it. He doesn’t know how to deal when the old man eventually dies of old age. Everyone thinks it’s just because he lost his favourite carwash, but Sunstreaker is genuinely upset about losing his friend.

40. Le Gasp. Megatron can re-use idea’s!

41. Movieverse: Mikaela breaks up with Sam for Miles.

42: Movieverse: Mikaela breaks up with Sam to go back with Trent.

43. Movieverse: Sam and Miles are brothers or cousins.

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2. A. Ratchet and Wheeljack want to heal Bumblebee of his nagging guilt, so retrieve the body of Barricade and re-create him in the form of Prowl!

Why do I keep thinking Bumblebee/Prowl? And then there's the danger of Prowl remembering who he was.


4. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are twins with a twinned spark. What if that spark never divided?

I like this one. Sideswipe as a vain and violent mech with a short temper fuse and enough charm and connections to get out of trouble.


6. When they first met, Grimlock decided to eat Wheelie instead.

Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, feel sick now.


8. Back to Blurr. Wheeljack’s latest invention can slow time. Blurr gets zapped accidentally.

I read this and I instantly thought of slow-motion Blurr. *dies*


33. Why are there no Decepticon Minibots?

They ate them all? Seriously, Decepticons are all about strength and power and the Minobots are all small and not dangerous looking. I keep thinking Megatron either had them destroyed or the rest of the army cannibalized them (for energon and spare parts). Of course, that logic is shot to hell with the Cassetticons, but then again, they have Soundwave to protect them.


34. Minibots were created as slaves and servants. And it is a tradition the AUTOBOTS are not keen to give up.

That would explain why they get so much abuse. (And here I was thinking it was the fic writers fault. XP) This could go nicely with number 33. Of course, now I think the Decepticons are doing the nice thing and the war is now to free the Minibots.

Optimus Prime: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings... except Minibots.


36. The Decepticons develop sports. ‘Fleshling Tennis’, ‘Elephant Football’, ’HumanHamster Snooker’ ect…

And they want Eject to be their play-by-play (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Play-by-play) announcer. Skywarp is the color commentator (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_commentator).


37. Bumblebee doesn’t know why he’s different from his brothers, Why the Stunticons pick on him specifically, or why Megatron and Starscream REALLY don’t like him. His father, Soundwave can’t, or won’t, tell him. The truth is, during a battle Bumblebee got his CPU scrambled and suddenly started calling Soundwave, dad. (Imprinting like a baby bird) Soundwave the secret softy that he is, took Bumblebee in to raise as if he were his own son.

I like this one so much. Soundwave and Bumblebee! *eyes bunny* So much potential. Soundwave may be a softy, but he doesn't raise nice kids.

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Why do I keep thinking Bumblebee/Prowl? And then there's the danger of Prowl remembering who he was.

Because you like the pairing so? ^^ And because it would make the bunny even more daring and twisted?
I'm kind of hoping if whoever takes this bunny up does that with the awakening of Prowl's memories as Barricade.


I like this one. Sideswipe as a vain and violent mech with a short temper fuse and enough charm and connections to get out of trouble.

He'll be a handful that one will.



Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, feel sick now.

It's called PoisonRhymenitus.


They ate them all? Seriously, Decepticons are all about strength and power and the Minobots are all small and not dangerous looking. I keep thinking Megatron either had them destroyed or the rest of the army cannibalized them (for energon and spare parts). Of course, that logic is shot to hell with the Cassetticons, but then again, they have Soundwave to protect them.

Could be. Like the Decepticon femme's perhaps?



That would explain why they get so much abuse. (And here I was thinking it was the fic writers fault. XP) This could go nicely with number 33. Of course, now I think the Decepticons are doing the nice thing and the war is now to free the Minibots.

Optimus Prime: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings... except Minibots.

Megatron: They are not a number. They are MINIBOTS!!!! (From The Prisoner series)



And they want Eject to be their play-by-play announcer. Skywarp is the color commentator.

*During Snooker Blitzwing pots the wrong ball*
Soundwave: Ball is not red.
Blitzwing: Hang on
*grabs ball, shakes it and human inside is impaled on the spikes sticking out from inside the ball.
Blitzwing: Now it's red.



I like this one so much. Soundwave and Bumblebee! *eyes bunny* So much potential. Soundwave may be a softy, but he doesn't raise nice kids.

Take it?
Soundwave wants his kids to be happy and if violence and mayhem make them happy...

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Because you like the pairing so? ^^ And because it would make the bunny even more daring and twisted?
I'm kind of hoping if whoever takes this bunny up does that with the awakening of Prowl's memories as Barricade.

I'm not that much of a fan of the pairing. That's why it surprises me. XP But you're right on the more daring and twisted part.

Barricade will be more than pissed. I see him pretending to be Prowl and sabotaging everything. Making the other Autobots mad at each other until he can get them alone. Bumblebee would either be the first or the last to get attacked by him.

Wow... That bunny really gets the dark side of me. I usually like happy endings. O_O


He'll be a handful that one will.

And dangerous. I picture him as a Decepticon. One that Megatron keeps close at all times because Sideswipe has more chances of being successful if he tried to kill him. And, unlike Starscream, Sideswipe had charisma.


It's called PoisonRhymenitus.

Grimlock now has ten seconds of life before he starts talking in rhyme. There's no antidote.


Could be. Like the Decepticon femme's perhaps?

Just like that. Now, did any Minibot escaped and joined the Autobots to avenge the other Minis? I keep imagining Cliffjumper...


Megatron: They are not a number. They are MINIBOTS!!!! (From The Prisoner series)

LOL Someone needs to write it.


*During Snooker Blitzwing pots the wrong ball*
Soundwave: Ball is not red.
Blitzwing: Hang on
*grabs ball, shakes it and human inside is impaled on the spikes sticking out from inside the ball.
Blitzwing: Now it's red.

Blood, gore and sport. It's everyman's dream come true.


Take it?
Soundwave wants his kids to be happy and if violence and mayhem make them happy...

I'll take it, but I don't know when I'll be able to start on it. =D