Random quotes bunnies

[shirubie.livejournal.com]

Just a few random quotes I've picked up here and there. Hope it might inspired someone:

1) Random Con: An order's an order, even if it's a really, really, dumb order.

2) Cliffjumper: This is my BOOMSTICK!!

3) Random Con: You know what my problem is? I'm too slagging NICE!

4) The twins are sitting in the rec room:
Sunstreaker: This table, it's called the "table of the Lambos".
Sideswipe: There was a guy who called it the "table of the two idiots" but I don't think he recognised us.

5) Jazz: Aw, c'mon Prowl, where's your sense of humor?
*Prowl opens a drawer of his desk, rummages through it, pulls out a circuit board and tosses it to Jazz* Here it is. Please dispose of it for me.

6) ???: This...*raises big gun* will kill you. THIS ...*raises bigger gun* will kill you, and everyone else in the room!

7) Inspired by the movie X2: X-Men United: Remember that scene where Storm creates tornadoes to get rid of the jets chasing the Blackbird? Replace Jets with Seekers and...

Megatron: What do you mean you were caught in FIVE consecutive tornadoes?!
Skywarp: everything's spinniiiiiing... *pukes*

Comments

[flatlineglitter.livejournal.com]

O-omg... I got an idea off of number 6.

Have it be 2009 Movie `verse Ironhide getting fed up with the little remote control car Wheelie.


Oh god. So tempted. xD But beyond that I got nuttin .

Hope it adds fodder though. :3

[shirubie.livejournal.com]

You're right, that's just so Ironhide.

And seconds after saying this, every human and Autobot flees the room.

Ironhide: *looks around the empty room then down at Wheelie* well, looks like it will only kill you afterall...

[logicaldisaster.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I love number 5. I think I could include it in one of the chapters of my fics. Or if it gets really needy, maybe a one-shot of its own.

[elycien-xiii.livejournal.com]

Haha, #1 makes me think of Skywarp. Maybe he and TC get sent out on some ridiculous errand and are rather disgruntled about it. Hmm, I'm getting ideas now... XD *files this away for later*

And... XDD Why do I want to attribute #3 to Motormaster? Spoken while he's shouting at his quivering gestalt. "I COULD'VE TORN YOU GLITCHES INTO SCRAP A LONG TIME AGO, BUT NO!"

[kaitou-pandora.livejournal.com]

. . .

*sighs*

*adds another bunny to the growing line* Just wait, okay? You'll get your chance sometime soon - you're going to be a scene in that one long fic I just started.

*to OP* Will credit, and post a link to the relevant chapter when completed! Expect a few months' delay, though.