Random quotes bunnies

[shirubie.livejournal.com]

Just a few random quotes I've picked up here and there. Hope it might inspired someone:

1) Random Con: An order's an order, even if it's a really, really, dumb order.

2) Cliffjumper: This is my BOOMSTICK!!

3) Random Con: You know what my problem is? I'm too slagging NICE!

4) The twins are sitting in the rec room:
Sunstreaker: This table, it's called the "table of the Lambos".
Sideswipe: There was a guy who called it the "table of the two idiots" but I don't think he recognised us.

5) Jazz: Aw, c'mon Prowl, where's your sense of humor?
*Prowl opens a drawer of his desk, rummages through it, pulls out a circuit board and tosses it to Jazz* Here it is. Please dispose of it for me.

6) ???: This...*raises big gun* will kill you. THIS ...*raises bigger gun* will kill you, and everyone else in the room!

7) Inspired by the movie X2: X-Men United: Remember that scene where Storm creates tornadoes to get rid of the jets chasing the Blackbird? Replace Jets with Seekers and...

Megatron: What do you mean you were caught in FIVE consecutive tornadoes?!
Skywarp: everything's spinniiiiiing... *pukes*

Comments

[flatlineglitter.livejournal.com]

O-omg... I got an idea off of number 6.

Have it be 2009 Movie `verse Ironhide getting fed up with the little remote control car Wheelie.


Oh god. So tempted. xD But beyond that I got nuttin .

Hope it adds fodder though. :3

[shirubie.livejournal.com]

You're right, that's just so Ironhide.

And seconds after saying this, every human and Autobot flees the room.

Ironhide: *looks around the empty room then down at Wheelie* well, looks like it will only kill you afterall...