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tf_bunny_farmUm. Hi. First post! Been lurking for a while now, breeding bunnies for even longer, finally heard of this place and rounded up some of these suckers for a post. Enjoy!
These ones are 2007 Movieverse:
1) Wheeljack landed on Earth quite some time ago – and naturally, managed to level several thousand square miles of Russian forest while doing so.
In other words – Wheeljack Blew Up (Over)
2) Prime to newest arrival: Welcome to Earth! We’re going to need you to stay in orbit for a little while –
Cosmos: Oh hell no.
Prime: …beg pardon?
Cosmos: Sir, do you have any idea of what that Decepticon is doing to the satellites up here? o_o;
On a side note, been rewatching some G1. Apparently you-know-who’s tentacle thing…isn’t entirely new. >_<;
3) a) “@%#@ Will! You just had to let Fig be the one to go out and greet the goddamned UFO, didn’t you?!”
“He just signed back on to active duty, Epps, it made sense for him to sit in on the next few landings - ”
“Spanish, Will. He greeted the bastard in *Spanish* and now we can’t get the fraggers to shut up!”
Jorge Figueroa, meet Cosmos. Cos, meet Fig. G1 fans may shoot me now.
b) *and sometime later…*
“…why the hell does a UFO need a holoform anyways? It’s not like it even has windows!”
“I dunno man. But you’re not going to believe what he picked out.”
“…I swear to God, if Fig conned him into Elvis like he’s been bragging I will shoot him.” Takes care of the witness credibility issue, though.
4) Mikaela doing a custom paint job for one/all of the Arcee trio. Because we saw her airbrushing that bike in RotF, and the trio have some neat glyphs on their frames.
5) The Allspark attracts and animates metallic/mechanical objects. Compasses will therefore point to it. Sam finds himself heckled by wayward GPS units and their confused/bemused/ticked-off drivers when he starts carrying a shard around.
The rest of these are G1:
6) Ratchet never looks up. It’s a good thing, or he’d see the graffiti his victims have begun scrawling on the ceiling to amuse each other…
(Actual occurrence at work. You would think a trauma attending would take less than six months to notice the post-it war the residents have going on over his head…)
Side thought: You know those ‘light pens’ that some artists make out of LED’s to draw on timelapse photos? Maybe Cybertronians have real ones - markers that etch temporary glowing marks that fade after a few weeks…this could probably apply to body/armor art as well, come to think of it - instant tanning/henna pens! (this could probably go with #4)
7) Spike didn’t know which was worse: explaining to Carly that the red figure kicking at the end of a rope above the Ark’s entrance was nothing to be worried about, or explaining why the minibots seemed to be having a party on the hillside above.
8) It all was secretly a game, of course; those watching could never feel how delicately the Twin terrors actually mechhandled their prey, nor witnessed the secret grins hidden beneath the constant griping and perpetual attempts at revenge.
( I’ve always wanted to see the Twins vs. minibots written/presented as a more mutualistic relationship. Sure, they provoke and harass each other, but they probably look after each other in strange ways as well. Any fics out there where the minis silently comfort one of the Twins while the other is in surgery/post-op/separated during a long mission? Or the Twins holding and protecting an injured minibot after battle, maybe even carrying them to safety if Ratchet is busy with someone more critical?)
9) a) Everyone thought Ratchet yelled at Wheeljack because of his explosions. No one ever noticed that the worst explosions usually came after being yelled at.
Because I’ve always had this nasty little bunny that Jackie is a cutter when emotionally stressed.
b) No one ever considered that Wheeljack’s explosions might have been attempts at escaping something far worse, until it was almost too late.
(DV version. This could become something very, very dark indeed…I mean, how bad would it be for an abuser to be a surgeon and readily capable of masking the physical (psychological is another matter) evidence of their assaults?
10) He hadn’t realized how much a simple, sparkfelt ‘thank you’ meant until Cosmos went entirely to pieces.
11) Cassette tapes…eventually mature into tape decks.
12) The emerging use of human cell phone technology begins to trigger seizures in some of the crew.
(I’m thinking the comms, along with the highly sensitive like Red Alert and maybe Windcharger due to his EMP abilities, but could apply to anyone really. Inspired by finding my dad’s old ‘brick’ of a cell phone in the garage the other day…)
13) And my last but definitely worst (morally, at least) offering:
G1. Prowl. Car bra.
(Srsly. Spotted a Datsun in one the other day. Died laughing. Came back to share.)
a) bonus points if someone writes him walking around downtown Portland at some public function or another, utterly clueless as to why he’s getting strange looks from the locals.
b) even better if it’s a gift from an unwitting Bluestreak, with Smokescreen somewhere in the back of it all trying not to laugh his aft off (because let’s face it, of the Z trio the gambler would have the dirtiest mind).
c) extra kink courtesy of Real Life: Some Datsun 280zx’s had squirters built into their headlight buckets…
…which, due to their shape, also happen to be fondly referred to as ‘sugar scoops’. >:3
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Date: 2010-08-10 06:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-10 03:31 am (UTC)**Gets smited by Mentat!Prowl**
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Date: 2010-08-10 06:19 am (UTC)...I'll stop now. ;P
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Date: 2010-08-10 06:15 am (UTC)And Ravage decides he wants a whole collection of kitten-tapes.
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Date: 2010-08-11 10:06 pm (UTC)Hi! Welcome to the nuthouse!
Date: 2010-08-10 07:13 pm (UTC)Re: Hi! Welcome to the nuthouse!
Date: 2010-08-11 10:08 pm (UTC)Re: Hi! Welcome to the nuthouse!
Date: 2010-08-12 03:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-11 02:13 am (UTC)Car bra! ... actually, come to think of it, there was a fanfic involving those and Jazz. I'd have to go check in the old Valentine entries...
Number 6 makes me laugh a lot. I bet Sunstreaker might have added his own artistic flare (now who else would post on that...?)
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Date: 2010-08-11 11:03 pm (UTC)And I had the notion of combining the car-bra idea with one about some joker swapping out Prowl's license plates for something incriminating while he's in recharge. 'Cause I seriously doubt he can see them over that huge bumper. But trying to figure out something amusing using six characters or less is hard...
Sunny...hadn't even thought about that! He'd insist on leaving the best most perfect graffiti, and hang around too long being persnickety about his 'art', and end up getting caught, and made to repaint the whole ceiling as punishment...
...upon which he'd have his revenge by coloring it something at least a little less hideous than Ark Orange. Or maybe something more hideous, because it would be a way of getting back at Sides (whose tendency to land himself on his back in medbay where he's forced to stare at it is far greater, and whom abandoned his twin to the mercies of a graffiti-hating Hatchet, the bastard).
Car Bra
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