And here I break my promise of 25 per post, and only bring you 10.

[shyrstyne.livejournal.com]

Despite having disapeared off the face of the internet, all I have to bring you is this. Sadly, without all that free-time I had whilst working I haven't had near the same flow of inspiration. I've also been rather busy. I do apologize, but that's just how it's been.



1. Shortly after Bluestreak joins the Autobots he finds himself on the wrong end of a series of nasty teasing and pranks. Blue, still recovering from wounds both physical and mental, bottles himself up, unable to deal with it himself, but unwilling to go to someone for help. Jazz notices, and petitions Prime to be allowed to set the troublemakers straight. Prime denies it, saying that it's already being taken care of, but not by him.

During their next recharge cycle, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are taken on a trip through Bluestreak's nightmares.

2. Hound discovers the wonders of bubble wrap.

    2a. He shows it to Mirage, who refuses to give in to baser pleasure.

3. Sideswipe bets Sunstreaker that the yellow frontliner can't go a week without losing his temper. In typical brotherly fashion, Sunstreaker sets out to prove him wrong. Cue the one of the most aggravating, screwed up weeks of the Darling Daffodils life (and some very confused bots left along the way).

4. GrimlockxBlurr (meeting of the misunderstood?)

5. SkyfirexSideswipe (I really really really incredibly want to see this because my brain insists it could work)

6. So after reading Jazzerella, my mind decided…

    6a. Little Red Riding Cliffjumper.
    6b. (Wheel)Jack and the beanstalk
    6c. Sleeping Prowl (Sleeping Beauty)
    6d. Sunstreaker and the bolt (Princess and the Pea)

7. "Nails on Chalkboard" is a very comforting sound to robots. Much like rocking movements and lullaby's to people.

8.  It happens often in sparkling-fic where children and sparklings have positive, and gleeful reactions to Wheeljack's vocal indicators.

This is an entirely human reaction.

By contrast, what if sparklings didn't like Wheeljack at all due to the feature, and is astounded when the first time he meets a small human child they do like him?

9. There is a very short list of bots on the Ark who, as an absolute and unbendable rule, are never to be the subjects of pranks, mischievousness, projects of moral, ethical or sensible dubiousness, malicious double-talk, malicious anything, tricks, contracts, black mail, or shenanigans.

    9a. Prowl is not one of these bots. He was, but lost those rights at one point.
        (inner fangirl says relationships are taboo with this short list of bots- but I'm biased because I've been soaking in the PxJ comm. again)
    9b. These bots all have one thing in common.
    9c. It's a cult.
(participants so far include Shockwave, Perceptor, and Beachcomber. Feel free to add at will)

10. Ctrl+Alt+Dlt = Cybertronian Dead Baby Comedy?

Comments

[xellos-otaku-21.livejournal.com]

*kidnaps #8*

I've had an idea for a story that's been brewing for a while involving Wheeljack acting as a babysitter for a couple of bot.

[kaitekat.livejournal.com]

#2 is making me snicker. A lot. (Oh, bubblewrap, how I love thee so~!)

6 would be very tempting if I wasn't already working on a Transformers!Fairy tale. *prods at it*

[merrypaws.livejournal.com]

I completely cracked at 'Sunsteaker and the Bolt', because it's just so fitting.

[byrnstar.livejournal.com]

1. Shortly after Bluestreak joins the Autobots he finds himself on the wrong end of a series of nasty teasing and pranks. Blue, still recovering from wounds both physical and mental, bottles himself up, unable to deal with it himself, but unwilling to go to someone for help. Jazz notices, and petitions Prime to be allowed to set the troublemakers straight. Prime denies it, saying that it's already being taken care of, but not by him.

During their next recharge cycle, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are taken on a trip through Bluestreak's nightmares.

One should never torment a youngling within range of an intensely maternal, empathic and sneaky communications officer...

2. Hound discovers the wonders of bubble wrap.
2a. He shows it to Mirage, who refuses to give in to baser pleasure.

Eventually, Hound gets tired of trying to ‘convince’ Mirage to lighten up and stages a hostile takeover - by wrapping his/their berth completely in the stuff. :P

4. GrimlockxBlurr (meeting of the misunderstood?)

Even funnier if they understand each other perfectly, and have long rambling conversations in gobbledygook which no one else can make a word out of.

6. So after reading Jazzerella, my mind decided…

6a. Little Red Riding Cliffjumper.
6b. (Wheel)Jack and the beanstalk
6c. Sleeping Prowl (Sleeping Beauty)
6d. Sunstreaker and the bolt (Princess and the Pea)

Umm...Little Seaspray? (Beachcomber should be the Prince. :P)

Perceptorlina. (Because he's a microscope, and ironically already been shrunk in G1...)

A variation on The Six Swans (Seekers?). This one would probably have to be Decepticon based to get enough (Seekers? Cassettes?). The king is of course Megatron. And the silent sister? Soundwave. Perhaps his cassettes get turned into seekers, or vice versa...

Puss in Boots. Because I have this insane scene running through my head of the Twins grabbing Steeljaw and playing 'dress up' with him. Oddly enough the cat seems to be enoying it. Perv.

7. "Nails on Chalkboard" is a very comforting sound to robots. Much like rocking movements and lullaby's to people.

The Autobots also find it a convenient way of telling the humans ‘go home already’, without using so many words... :P

9. There is a very short list of bots on the Ark who, as an absolute and unbendable rule, are never to be the subjects of pranks, mischievousness, projects of moral, ethical or sensible dubiousness, malicious double-talk, malicious anything, tricks, contracts, black mail, or shenanigans.

9a. Prowl is not one of these bots. He was, but lost those rights at one point.
(inner fangirl says relationships are taboo with this short list of bots- but I'm biased because I've been soaking in the PxJ comm. again)
9b. These bots all have one thing in common.
9c. It's a cult.
(participants so far include Shockwave, Perceptor, and Beachcomber. Feel free to add at will)

Hmm...they all graduated from the same Academy? One rumored to be a completely insane hotbed of hazing, pranking, and shenanigans, so that nothing the Twins can do is ‘new’ to them? And Prowl lost his membership to the club when he failed to prank better than he got. XD

[(Anonymous)]

do you mind if I do bunny 2? My muse is going rabid over it