ext_190966 ([identity profile] kirin-saga.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tf_bunny_farm2008-07-19 04:53 am

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Contest entries are due today! Let me know if you need an extension!

 

And now, on to new bunnies!


 

1. The Mythbusters visit the Ark. Wheeljack and Perceptor act like fan girls.


2. Sometimes, Primus really regrets his decision to become a planet. Inspired by this fic


3. "... You asked Perceptor for an explanation, didn't you?"
"I'm sorry! I'll never do it again!"


4. Perceptor's pain sensors cannot be turned off, even if it appears they can be. Ratchet is the first medic that's realized this.


5. "Wow. Who knew Perceptor could out-glare Grimlock?"


6. Perceptor insists that those that died during TF:TM are still around. Everyone believes he's gone insane and First Aid prescribes something to help him recover from his 'delusions'. And we all know what anti-psychotics do to those that don't need them...


7. Tracks/Swoop.


8. Jazz gets sprayed by a family of skunks. He is then banned from the Ark until he gets rid of the stench.


9. Someone loses their Gestalt mates and goes insane. He gets it into his head that since most others don't have Gestalts mates, that they're insane too. He can't fix himself but he can fix them... by making them Gestalt, whether they want it or not. It's bad enough when he was targeting Cybertronians, but now he's gotten his hands on a group of organics...


10. Unicron's doctor orders him to go on a diet, so he goes in search of low-fat planets. Note: He could also go looking for low-flat planets; because I tried to say low-fat too fast today, and I ending up saying low-flat. Maybe his doctor speaks really fast?


11. Perceptor's afraid of commitment, because every time he's been in a committed relationship, he's been abandoned. So maybe... if he runs first, it won't hurt so much.


12. Hook is dying. The other Constructicons refuse to accept that. Might have mentioned this one before; can't remember.


13. When Perceptor's creators were killed, Brawn promised to look after him. And yes, looking after him includes teaching him the best insults.


14. Crossover with The Simpsons.


15. Soundwave takes away Rumble's television as punishment for something the Cassette did.


16. "Things will only make sense if we begin at the beginning."
"And what do you call the beginning?"
Quote from Hickory Dickory Death by Agatha Christie.


17. "Freedom is the right of all Dentists." Note: Inspired by a typo.


18. "'Til all are One Toast." Note: I came up with this one while hungry.


19. He vowed to never, ever volunteer in the lab again.


20. Art. Hoist mopping the floor; a bucket of water is next to him. Grapple is standing next to another bucket and is using a sponge to clean the walls. Inspired by two sentences in this fic.


21. Everywhere Perceptor goes, people die. It's nothing he consciously does, but he can't help doing it. Death just seems to be drawn to him. Again, inspired by this fic


22. Lately, Perceptor has been waking up in rooms not his own and it's obvious what he and the room's owner had been doing. However, he remembers none of it. He never does. But taking a look at security footage, he can clearly see that he goes willingly to their rooms. He just doesn't understand it.


23. About a thousand balloons are released inside the Ark and, for once, the Twins are not at fault.


24. Plug-and-Play, Hot swappable, and Hot pluggable. Those were listed as features on a media card reader I got. My mind went to the gutter.


25. Due to the behavior of the Autobot and Decepticon armies, Megatron and Optimus decide to attend parenting classes.


26. Art. Mommy!Prowl, daddy!Jazz, sister!Mirage, brother!Hound.


27. Starscream tries to disguise himself as Optimus.


28. Crossover with Death Note. Perceptor finds a notebook.


29. Ratchet: "Can you give me a hand?"
Wheeljack: *tosses him a spare hand*
Ratchet: *stares at hand*
"... That joke is older than you are."


30. What if Blaster had been raised by Jazz?


31. "Is he staring at the wall or through it?"


32. Perceptor never minded being touched. It was the kind of touch that sometimes bothered him.


33. Everyone thinks Perceptor is innocent and naive and so feel free to flirt with him and make inappropriate innuendos, believing Perceptor wouldn't recognize it for what it was. Of course, since Perceptor is not innocent and naive, their belief allows him to tease them, knowing that they'd believe he's not aware of the effect he has on them.


34. Guilty until proven innocent.


35. Some people believe that Perceptor, using his universal emulator, can steal knowledge from others. Not only is this true be he can also steal memories and erase minds. He can steal your life if he wishes. And in a time where many records have been lost, it's very easy to start living as someone else...


36. Perceptor. Wild Child by Enya.


37. A mission on Cybertron results in major data recovery (meaning they've found many, many computer files). Some of those files are from various police departments... and one of those files is a warrant for Perceptor's arrest.


38. Art. Perceptor and mech of your choice. Picture is cut in half diagonally, the left side is in black and white; the right side in color. Perceptor is stepping out of the B&W to where the other mech is, which is in color. Inspired by Color Everywhere by Deana Carter.


39. Posted on the wall of the lab is a calendar with pictures of Wheeljack's and Perceptor's best explosions.


40. Perceptor is from a city believed to be nothing more than a legend. Optional: A legend made of electrum?


41. Springer/Perceptor. Someday Out of the Blue by Elton John.


42. Inferno/Red Alert. Everything I Do by Bryan Adams.


43. Perceptor's creators were musicians and wanted Perceptor to follow in their footsteps. I thought of this while listening to Innocent Voices by Muse.


44. Firestar is killed. This forms a rift between Inferno and Red Alert.


45. Red Alert disappears. And as Inferno is away on a mission, it takes a while for anyone to notice.


46. For all his intelligence, he was still, at heart, a child.


47. Perceptor lived in a rather depressing household while growing up.


48. Sideswipe paints himself up like Red Alert. "Do you really think that's going to fool anyone? You're bigger than he is."
"He could have grown."
"... You're an idiot."


49. Perceptor often seems lost in thought. So it's very easy to forget that he's there, that he's actually paying attention to them. The things he witnesses...


50. Art. Grimlock and Red Alert cuddled up. Red Alert is sleeping and is not aware of who's holding him.


51. Unlike when others acted a bit paranoid around the Dinobots, they never minded when Red Alert did. He acted that way with just about everyone who wasn't Inferno, so the Dinobots knew it wasn't because he had anything against them personally.


52. There being an energy shortage, the Twins know better than to tamper with energon as a joke. But someone does not know better.


53. He wasn't one of Skywarp's favorite targets, but he would suffice.


54. At the beginning of the Golden Age, Cybertronians colonized various worlds. One of these worlds was lost, seemingly vanished into nothing, and the colony was never heard from again. Eventually, the colony became nothing more than a legend. Then one day, after the start of the war (and after the Ark has crashed on Earth), Kup's ship crashes on a world his sensors detected too late to avoid. And Kup meets a young mech named Perceptor, who thought Cybertron was nothing more than a myth.


55. It was a story Kup would never tell.


56. Perceptor's lover is killed. His reaction is unexpected. Bunny inspired by Bad Girl by Madonna.


57. Perceptor still waits for Ratchet and Wheeljack to come back. Post-TFTM. Inspired by this fic.


58. A mech raised as a femme. Or the other way around.


59. "If they're ever serious... run."


60. It was one of the only things the Twins were always serious about.


61. They thought Perceptor was overcharged but in fact, his fuel tank was nearly empty. His behavior is due to gradual systems failure, and the damage to the parts of his CPU that have been affected so far is what's making him act drunk. Hopefully, the real problem will be discovered before it's too late.


62. It has gotten to the point where the Constructicons can no longer hide Hook's and Mixmaster's insanity.


63. Art. Decepticon!Kup.


64. Cybertronians meet Paul Bunyan.


65. Perceptor finds a Bunyip.


66. Sam is annoyed because Starbucks has run out of coffee.


67. Art. Lamborghini puppy pile. Inspired by SBX's fic: Ambush


68. Perceptor's creators realized early on that their son had no conscience.


69. Using bells to teach them how to be silent.


70. They were determined to prove their existence was a lie.


71. It was a killing secret.


72. One of the Dinobots sees Red Alert trying to kill himself. And panics. A panicked Dinobot is never a good thing, especially if they're trying to save you from doing something stupid. Because a panicked Dinobot is loud and a loud Dinobot always draws a crowd.


73. Perceptor's creators are/were porn stars.


74. I read somewhere that those who learn a second language, usually end up speaking more correctly than a native speaker. Because a native speaker is comfortable enough with the language to get lazy with their words. Well, even on Cybertron, Perceptor spoke very correctly. What if his native language was not Cybertronian? Can go with bunny 54 but not necessary.


75. They thought that it had turned them into sparklings. However, it actually brought their sparkling selves from the past and sent their present selves into limbo.


76. "Your traitorous son!"


77. Perceptor's creators are killed and he's sent to live with a relative he's never met.


78. Optimus goes back in time and meets someone. Because of this, he's Perceptor's creator. Optimus, of course, didn't know this until after he returned to the present.


79. "How could you forget that you're a triple-changer?!"


80. ?: *laughs* "Only you, Perceptor. Only you."


81. AU. Hound as Aladdin. Mirage as Jasmine.


82. AU. Perceptor as Belle. Springer as Beast. Yeah... I've been listening to Disney music. I'm sorry.


83. Perceptor's hometown has always been a mystery. He hasn't told them where he's from, true, but only because if they knew, it would be an even bigger mystery. Because Perceptor's home is Cybertron's only Ghost Town. A thousand years before the start of the war, everyone (and I mean everyone) in this town disappeared. Including Perceptor. There was no sign of where any of them had gone and there was no sign of struggle anywhere. It was like they all simply vanished between one step and the next. Even if the Ark's crew were to learn the name of his home town, Perceptor's not about to tell them where he's been all this time.


84. Perceptor even confused himself sometimes.


85. 2007. Perceptor was not created by the Allspark. But... the Allspark is the only way to give life for a Cybertronian. If the Allspark didn't create him, how is he alive?


86. "It's not becoming famous that's important. It's how you get there."


87. Perceptor speaking in sign language to someone.


88. Art. Fuzzy Soundwave.


89. Perceptor's creator was a Dark Lady. Bunny inspired by Dark Lady by Cher.


90. "Could you go about being brave in a less dangerous manner?"


91. Art. Perceptor looking at his projects in confusion. Wheeljack standing in the background, looking heartbroken. Inspired by the bunny where Perceptor reverts to a sparkling's mentality because of one of Wheeljack's explosions (I can't remember who posted that one).


92. When Perceptor was a sparkling/youngling, his creators and teachers thought he had a learning disability (or was stupid) because he never paid attention in class and had poor grades because he didn't do his assignments. Fortunately, they eventually learn that he was simply bored with what he was being taught because he already knew it. And they finally realize he's a genius.


93. Sideswipe found it curious how Perceptor's optics would sometimes change from a bright sapphire blue, to a blue so pale it was almost white.


94. Perceptor's 'with sparkling' and there's a bet going around the Ark as to who the other parent is. The answer is surprising. Grimlock/Perceptor?


95. "I think people more often kill those they love, than those they hate. Possibly because only the people you love can really make life unendurable to you." ~Quote from The Crooked House by Agatha Christie.


96. The Twins decide to teach Perceptor how to fight.


97. ?: *sneak sneak sneak*
Perceptor:
"What are you doing?"
?: *panics*


98. Perceptor: "I think... I think there's something wrong with me."


99. Ratchet: "It'll be all right. I'm just going to give you something to help you rest. Is that all right with you? Would you like to sleep awhile?"


100. Perceptor's reports have always been wordy, but with a good dictionary, they were usually understandable. But lately, they've been a little strange. So, rather than asking Perceptor, Optimus has Blaster look it over. And Blaster notices a disturbing pattern and consults Smokescreen. Together, the two of them realize Perceptor, though he himself may not realize it, is begging for help. They realize that he's hurt or sick in some way and he is only subconsciously aware of it.


101. Art. A photograph of a couple, torn in half. Optional Title: We Were Happy Once


102. Red Alert may fear conspiracies and betrayal, but they are his favorite things to read about.


103. You think you know a person. And then it turns out that you never knew them at all.


104. Contrary to popular belief, Perceptor did not have a very long attention span. Much to his lover's annoyance.


105. Perceptor's creators never did approve of his friends.


106. Raoul is is an old man now and Tracks has trouble accepting the fact that he will soon lose his friend.


107. A thousand paper cranes.


108. If the connection between the spark and the CPU is disrupted, freewill will be lost.


109. What if the Constructicons wanted Omega Supreme to kill them?


110. Omega Supreme loved the Constructicons. But he would never love Devastator.


111. I was reading through old posts on various communities. And reading the comments. And saw this comment: Perceptor is teh sex. Persextor, even. Take it, run with it, and thank apathocles for thinking of it.


112. Crossover with BTVS/Ats. Angel finds a red microscope in one of Wolfram&Hart's vaults.


113. Perceptor: "There are worse things in this world than Decepticons."


114. Ratchet: *hears Perceptor and Grimlock arguing in the hall*
Perceptor:
"I assure you, Grimlock, I am perfectly fine!"
Grimlock:
"And me Grimlock tell you that you not fine!"
Perceptor:
"Really, Grimlock, this is completely unnecessary!"
Ratchet: *stares at the door to the medic bay as the voices get closer*
Grimlock: *enters med bay carrying a protesting Perceptor*
"Is necessary!"
Ratchet: *stares in shock*
Perceptor: *yelps as Grimlock thrusts him towards Ratchet* *whines*
"Grimlock!"
Grimlock: *to Ratchet*
"Him Perceptor get dizzy and fall down. Have trouble get back up again."
Ratchet: *points to an empty berth*
"Put him there; I'll check him out."
Grimlock: *lays Perceptor on the berth*
Perceptor: *pouts*


115. I meant well. Those are some of the saddest words in the world.

[identity profile] norielit.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
4. Perceptor's pain sensors cannot be turned off, even if it appears they can be. Ratchet is the first medic that's realized this.

*is in lurve with bunny* I have no clue how to use this, but dang. He's gotta have one huge pain resistance...

16. "Things will only make sense if we begin at the beginning."
"And what do you call the beginning?"
Quote from Hickory Dickory Death by Agatha Christie.


That's... Kinda haunting actually. Now I really want to get some of her books.

18. "'Til all are One Toast." Note: I came up with this one while hungry.

Mmmm, toast. *is now hungry*

19. He vowed to never, ever volunteer in the lab again.

I'm having a rather ridiculious image of Prime trying to force Perceptor into the lab, while Perceptor's grabbed ahold of the door and won't let go. See what you do to me?

22. Lately, Perceptor has been waking up in rooms not his own and it's obvious what he and the room's owner had been doing. However, he remembers none of it. He never does. But taking a look at security footage, he can clearly see that he goes willingly to their rooms. He just doesn't understand it.

...This sounds like it would be awesome to read, but I can't think of any way to pull it off. *pouts*

26. Art. Mommy!Prowl, daddy!Jazz, sister!Mirage, brother!Hound.

Now, where have I heard this before? *is teasing*

31. "Is he staring at the wall or through it?"

Errr... Good question. And I'm not even going to bother saying who I'm thinking of - it's fairly obvious with us two.

33. Everyone thinks Perceptor is innocent and naive and so feel free to flirt with him and make inappropriate innuendos, believing Perceptor wouldn't recognize it for what it was. Of course, since Perceptor is not innocent and naive, their belief allows him to tease them, knowing that they'd believe he's not aware of the effect he has on them.

*cackles* Go, Perce, Go! *cheers*

34. Guilty until proven innocent.

The Justice System, Mini-Bot Style! ...Forgive me, I still dont' really like the majority of the mini-bots. *glares at Brawn and Cliffjumper specifically*

37. A mission on Cybertron results in major data recovery (meaning they've found many, many computer files). Some of those files are from various police departments... and one of those files is a warrant for Perceptor's arrest.

Where do we go from here, from here, where do we go from here? ...Run?

41. Springer/Perceptor. Someday Out of the Blue by Elton John.

I'm fairly certain you've posted this one before... Ah well. yay for Springer/Perceptor!

[identity profile] norielit.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I sure you'll figure out a way to use this! And he never seems to make a big deal about anything, I figured he'd be the same way with pain.

We can but hope that I'll figure something out.

*stares* *giggles at image* I'm sorry! ... I seem to say that a lot, don't I?

Optimus: "You are going and that's final!"
Perceptor: "No! You can't make me!" *throws tantrum*


I'm afraid it's a bad habit we both have. But rest assured, if I was upset, I wouldn't keep coming back. And, ya know, it's partially my own fault for having such an active imagination.

Very obvious. All someone has to do is bait a trap with Perceptor and we will happily walk into it, knowing full well that it's a trap.

The proof? The fact that I keep coming back here - I know there's Perceptor here, so I keep returning, despite the fact that this place spells my D.O.O.M.

I was wondering what brought up the subject of mini-bots... Now I know. And knowing is half the battle.

Yeah, that must have been terribly random for you. I do actually like Beachcomber (mostly...), and I can stand Bumblebee in small doses. It's the others that annoy me.

... Is that a song? *is confused*

I know we've already covered this, but... No. Just me being weird.

[identity profile] norielit.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
45. Red Alert disappears. And as Inferno is away on a mission, it takes a while for anyone to notice.

*twitches sporadically* It's the Decepticons! ...Or the fanboys, but is there really that much of a difference?

48. Sideswipe paints himself up like Red Alert. "Do you really think that's going to fool anyone? You're bigger than he is."
"He could have grown."
"... You're an idiot."


...This makes me think of 'Brotherly, Indeed' by ShyLight on deviantart. It's a hilarious comic strip.

57. Perceptor still waits for Ratchet and Wheeljack to come back. Post-TFTM. Inspired by this fic.

Can you really blame him? I mean, they spent the last four million years thinking the Ark's crew was dead, is it that huge a leap for them?

61. They thought Perceptor was overcharged but in fact, his fuel tank was nearly empty. His behavior is due to gradual systems failure, and the damage to the parts of his CPU that have been affected so far is what's making him act drunk. Hopefully, the real problem will be discovered before it's too late.

Wouldn't it be easy for Ratchet or First Aid to see that?

68. Perceptor's creators realized early on that their son had no conscience.

*is still amused by this* Are we sure that Laserbeak isn't involved in this somehow?

79. "How could you forget that you're a triple-changer?!"

...You have no clue how well this fits in with a bunny I've been developing. No clue at all.

81. AU. Hound as Aladdin. Mirage as Jasmine.

Hey, if the shoe fits...

82. AU. Perceptor as Belle. Springer as Beast. Yeah... I've been listening to Disney music. I'm sorry.

O.O Lookit, kirin! It's beautiful! ...Now if I can just figure out a way to make it work. *is plotting*

90. "Could you go about being brave in a less dangerous manner?"

Ratchet: "Dear Fellow Autobots, This is your Chief Medical Officer Ratchet, informing you that I've hijacked the intercomm system to give you a bit of news. I'm going to sleep and will not be leaving my berth for the next half-a-cycle. Now, I understand you're Autobots, but... Could you go about being brave in a less dangerous manner than normal, since I won't be around to save your sorry afts?"

95. "I think people more often kill those they love, than those they hate. Possibly because only the people you love can really make life unendurable to you." ~Quote from The Crooked House by Agatha Christie.

...This one's just screaming for Constructicons/Omega Supreme. Screaming for it.

107. A thousand paper cranes.

*cries*

109. What if the Constructicons wanted Omega Supreme to kill them?

*cries louder*

110. Omega Supreme loved the Constructicons. But he would never love Devastator.

*has lost her voice from crying* *hiccups*

[identity profile] norielit.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*is interested* Oh? Do tell.

...You're my beta, I'll send it to you when it's done. It involves Springer and Perceptor. It also involves unnamed, incompetent medics, furious, confused friends and Perceptor being fucked up in the head. Yeah...

[identity profile] koilungfish.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Where do the entries go again?

[identity profile] norielit.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a post that says the contest is open, I think about halfway down the page. Leave a link there and she'll compile them all into a post tomorrow.

[identity profile] norielit.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a post that says the contest is open, I think about halfway down the page. Leave a link there and she'll compile them all into a post tomorrow.

[identity profile] norielit.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
whoops... meant this to be a reply. ignore it, please. *blushes*

[identity profile] silvane91.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
When is the next contest? My computer /hates/ me, so I think it be easier for all involved if I take what backups I've got and wait till I replace this hunk of junk to work on them. Last night it set a new record by freezing up /every 10 minutes/. Not fun.

[identity profile] silvane91.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I hope it does too.

[identity profile] yami-samuraiflo.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
81. AU. Hound as Aladdin. Mirage as Jasmine.
82. AU. Perceptor as Belle. Springer as Beast. Yeah... I've been listening to Disney music. I'm sorry.


*stare* Ok, I know the perfect character to play Jafar...

Starscream: I'm not!
Me: Yeah, right.

But I don't know who should be Gaston, Tracks or Sunstreaker?

58. A mech raised as a femme. Or the other way around.

Look like someone has watched 'Rose of Versailles'...
*giggle* I can think of several characters I could use with a bunny like that.

[identity profile] newsy891.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
But I don't know who should be Gaston, Tracks or Sunstreaker?

Have the two of them settle it with a spitting contest. Because in a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston. =D

[identity profile] yami-samuraiflo.livejournal.com 2008-07-20 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*pictures Starscream in Jafar's hat* *giggles*

*giggles* Iznogood's hat would be great on him too. If you never saw a picture of the character, you may find one here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iznogoud

What was Terry Pratchett saying about Grand Vizier? I haven't read my book since a while...

As for Jafar... Now, we just need Iago. Laserbeak? Buzzsaw? Come here, my dears...

I have no idea. Coin toss?

*think for a second* We could. But better not tell them he dies at the end of the movie, or they will escape.

Actually, I haven't. I may have to now.

It's a good anime, but the end was so sad...
I've good memories of the series. For once, the french dubbing was quite good and well, even with fictional characters and sometimes situations, most of what is say about french history is acurate.
If you manage to watch, I think you will like.

Oh? Do tell...

Hum, at the top we have Starscream, Optimus, Ratchet, Bluestreak, Jazz, Cliffjumper, Skywarp, Scavenger and Ironhide.
Must I say more? *grin*
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[personal profile] eerian_sadow 2008-07-19 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
hey, i was hoping that i wouldn't have to do this, but after a week and a half of being sick and only about 600 words worth of progress, i'm going to need that extension.
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[personal profile] eerian_sadow 2008-07-20 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
probably not longer than a week.

[identity profile] dreamer-way.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
1. The Mythbusters visit the Ark. Wheeljack and Perceptor act like fan girls.

I would too! I bet they would put the national guard on alert and the Decepticons would stay home for awhile.

30. What if Blaster had been raised by Jazz?

Makes sense. They both have the same taste in music...makes me wonder if Shockwave raised Prowl thant ;D

44. Firestar is killed. This forms a rift between Inferno and Red Alert.

Oh no! Poor guys! First the lost of their friend and than a spilt between them...Knowing these two, it mostly likely Red's fault.


45. Red Alert disappears. And as Inferno is away on a mission, it takes a while for anyone to notice.

Bad Autobots. Very mean not to noticed that he is gone. I hope Inferno chews them a good one.

48. Sideswipe paints himself up like Red Alert. "Do you really think that's going to fool anyone? You're bigger than he is."
"He could have grown."
"... You're an idiot."


And I bet that is the day when the Decepticons decide to kidnapped him...Starscream decides to do naughty things...heh.

50. Art. Grimlock and Red Alert cuddled up. Red Alert is sleeping and is not aware of who's holding him.

Awwwww Me want!

58. A mech raised as a femme. Or the other way around.

Ooooo, a classic idea really. Can be used for anyone.

72. One of the Dinobots sees Red Alert trying to kill himself. And panics. A panicked Dinobot is never a good thing, especially if they're trying to save you from doing something stupid. Because a panicked Dinobot is loud and a loud Dinobot always draws a crowd.

Well...if they draw a crowd than someone will be able to help Red ^^; I bet it would be Sludge or Swoop that founds him.

102. Red Alert may fear conspiracies and betrayal, but they are his favorite things to read about.

Of course he would love them. They would be the only ones he wouldn't have to worry about or believe in ^_^

And....I need a few more days to at least edit my contest story. They had me working alot these past week and I need a day or two to actually do a good job on editing it ;-; sorry

[identity profile] leilani666.livejournal.com 2008-07-20 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
1. The Mythbusters visit the Ark. Wheeljack and Perceptor act like fan girls.

Please tell me someone adopted this!

7. Tracks/Swoop.

O_O *picks up bunny, looks back at unfinished stories and puts it back down* Maybe later.

*looks at 20*

Poor Grapple and Hoist. They must hate me so much.

*glances at 21*

Eep! Curse you Cassettes!
Well, it won't be exactly like that, but way too close to what I had planned. XP *whistles innocently*

23. About a thousand balloons are released inside the Ark and, for once, the Twins are not at fault.

OMG... I just know who did it. It goes great with the bunny I was thinking of picking up, when I finished Shattered Dreams. The one that said 'Why is Prime in the brig?'

25. Due to the behavior of the Autobot and Decepticon armies, Megatron and Optimus decide to attend parenting classes.

Teacher: Remember, hitting your children when they behave badly is not the right answer. In fact, the children may be doing it to get your attention. Hitting him will only give him what he wants.
Megatron: Oh slag...
Optimus: What is it?
Megatron: I don't know what's more disturbing. That the fleshy makes sense. That Starscream is trying to kill me to get my attention. Or that I've been giving him what he wants all along when I beat him up.

30. What if Blaster had been raised by Jazz?

This one makes sense.

39. Posted on the wall of the lab is a calendar with pictures of Wheeljack's and Perceptor's best explosions.

LOL Now I'm picturing Ratchet's reaction if he finds it.

*looks at 57*

Such a sad bunny. Poor Perceptor =(

69. Using bells to teach them how to be silent.

So that's how Cybertronians train their spies.

94. Perceptor's 'with sparkling' and there's a bet going around the Ark as to who the other parent is. The answer is surprising. Grimlock/Perceptor?

Awww! Why do I find it so cute?

[identity profile] leilani666.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
*pouts*

Awww... Wait until I finish a couple of stories and I'll pick it up. That okay?

I'm sure they don't hate you that much. They're just... mildly annoyed. And feeling overworked.

*giggles*

*happy dance* I look forward to it!

Hope I don't disappoint. XP

I would have never suspected Optimus. *thinks* I wonder why he did it.

Red Alert: Well?
Prowl: Are you going to say why you did it?
Optimus: No. But I can tell you, it was worth it.

Optimus: "Look on the bright side."
Megatron: "And that is?"
Optimus: "He deliberately tries to kill you. Imagine having to live with mechs who almost kill you accidentally on a daily basis."
Megatron: "Wheeljack?"
Optimus: "Worse. Perceptor. His explosions have chemicals in them."
Megatron: *shudders*


ROFL And with those two going to the classes, I feel sorry for the ones left in charge.

It really does, doesn't it? I'm surprised no one has written this yet. Or if they have, I haven't found it.

Me neither. Maybe I'll write it after I finish Family. *considering it*

Ratchet: *stares* "What... the... slag..."
Wheeljack: "Do you like it?"
Ratchet: *is speechless*
Perceptor: "Maybe he doesn't like that one." *turns the page* "This one is better."
Ratchet: *twitch*


LOL They're dead.

Because it is cute! Imagine... A sparkling with Perceptor's intelligence and curiousity and Grimlock's strength and desire for leadership.

That's a cute image. Plus the combination of the two sounds like an awesome leader for the Autobots... or the Decepticons.

[identity profile] leilani666.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think it's possible for me to be disappointed in anything you write.

O_O *dies from pressure*

.... I can picture Optimus sounding all regal when he says that.

*laughs* He wouldn't say it any other way.

Prowl: *hiding under desk*
Jazz: *tries to get Prowl out from under desk* "It's ok, Prowl. Ratchet slipped something in their energon. They won't wake up 'til tomorrow."
Prowl: *hesitates then starts to leave his hiding place*
*EXPLOSION*
Prowl: *darts back under desk*
Jazz: *sigh* "I'm not even gonna ask how they managed that while unconscious." *hears another explosion* "Move over."
Prowl: *makes room for Jazz under desk*
*EXPLOSION*


LOL

*hopes* And when will we see more of Family?

Soon. I need to write fluff and cute moments. I've written too much sadness lately.

I wonder... would it be murder or justifiable homicide?

Prowl is going with justifiable homicide. Only because they can't loose their best medic.

He would make a good leader, wouldn't he? A Decepticon leader... I like that! *thinks* Of course, if he took over the Decepticons, Perceptor and Grimlock would join him, because they wouldn't want to fight him. And where Grimlock goes, so do the other Dinobots.

*giggles* Why doesn't it surprise me you like the idea of him as the next Decepticon leader. Wheeljack and Ratchet won't be happy to see the Dinobots join the Decepticons... again.

Now the question is: Would Grimlock be willing to follow his own creation?

Good question... *brain explodes from thinking* O_O

[identity profile] leilani666.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
And here is my try at number 7 (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4444217/1/BeautyandtheBeast).
Hope you like it.

[identity profile] leilani666.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
And because I told you I would write tit. Here's number 23 (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4361949/2/Doing_Time)to cheer you up.

Nightnight! *falls asleep on keyboard*

[identity profile] leilani666.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
*write it

ugh typos... I need sleep.

[identity profile] casora-tigerkin.livejournal.com 2008-07-29 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
50. Art. Grimlock and Red Alert cuddled up. Red Alert is sleeping and is not aware of who's holding him.

Trapped by outerelf on FF.net is a fic with this theme.

Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4423906/1/Trapped