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1. The Mythbusters visit the Ark. Wheeljack and Perceptor act like fan girls.

2. Sometimes, Primus really regrets his decision to become a planet. Inspired by this fic

3. "... You asked Perceptor for an explanation, didn't you?"
"I'm sorry! I'll never do it again!"

4. Perceptor's pain sensors cannot be turned off, even if it appears they can be. Ratchet is the first medic that's realized this.

5. "Wow. Who knew Perceptor could out-glare Grimlock?"

6. Perceptor insists that those that died during TF:TM are still around. Everyone believes he's gone insane and First Aid prescribes something to help him recover from his 'delusions'. And we all know what anti-psychotics do to those that don't need them...

7. Tracks/Swoop.

8. Jazz gets sprayed by a family of skunks. He is then banned from the Ark until he gets rid of the stench.

9. Someone loses their Gestalt mates and goes insane. He gets it into his head that since most others don't have Gestalts mates, that they're insane too. He can't fix himself but he can fix them... by making them Gestalt, whether they want it or not. It's bad enough when he was targeting Cybertronians, but now he's gotten his hands on a group of organics...

10. Unicron's doctor orders him to go on a diet, so he goes in search of low-fat planets. Note: He could also go looking for low-flat planets; because I tried to say low-fat too fast today, and I ending up saying low-flat. Maybe his doctor speaks really fast?

11. Perceptor's afraid of commitment, because every time he's been in a committed relationship, he's been abandoned. So maybe... if he runs first, it won't hurt so much.

12. Hook is dying. The other Constructicons refuse to accept that. Might have mentioned this one before; can't remember.

13. When Perceptor's creators were killed, Brawn promised to look after him. And yes, looking after him includes teaching him the best insults.

14. Crossover with The Simpsons.

15. Soundwave takes away Rumble's television as punishment for something the Cassette did.

16. "Things will only make sense if we begin at the beginning."
"And what do you call the beginning?"
Quote from Hickory Dickory Death by Agatha Christie.

17. "Freedom is the right of all Dentists." Note: Inspired by a typo.

18. "'Til all are One Toast." Note: I came up with this one while hungry.

19. He vowed to never, ever volunteer in the lab again.

20. Art. Hoist mopping the floor; a bucket of water is next to him. Grapple is standing next to another bucket and is using a sponge to clean the walls. Inspired by two sentences in this fic.

21. Everywhere Perceptor goes, people die. It's nothing he consciously does, but he can't help doing it. Death just seems to be drawn to him. Again, inspired by this fic

22. Lately, Perceptor has been waking up in rooms not his own and it's obvious what he and the room's owner had been doing. However, he remembers none of it. He never does. But taking a look at security footage, he can clearly see that he goes willingly to their rooms. He just doesn't understand it.

23. About a thousand balloons are released inside the Ark and, for once, the Twins are not at fault.

24. Plug-and-Play, Hot swappable, and Hot pluggable. Those were listed as features on a media card reader I got. My mind went to the gutter.

25. Due to the behavior of the Autobot and Decepticon armies, Megatron and Optimus decide to attend parenting classes.

26. Art. Mommy!Prowl, daddy!Jazz, sister!Mirage, brother!Hound.

27. Starscream tries to disguise himself as Optimus.

28. Crossover with Death Note. Perceptor finds a notebook.

29. Ratchet: "Can you give me a hand?"
Wheeljack: *tosses him a spare hand*
Ratchet: *stares at hand* "... That joke is older than you are."

30. What if Blaster had been raised by Jazz?

31. "Is he staring at the wall or through it?"

32. Perceptor never minded being touched. It was the kind of touch that sometimes bothered him.

33. Everyone thinks Perceptor is innocent and naive and so feel free to flirt with him and make inappropriate innuendos, believing Perceptor wouldn't recognize it for what it was. Of course, since Perceptor is not innocent and naive, their belief allows him to tease them, knowing that they'd believe he's not aware of the effect he has on them.

34. Guilty until proven innocent.

35. Some people believe that Perceptor, using his universal emulator, can steal knowledge from others. Not only is this true be he can also steal memories and erase minds. He can steal your life if he wishes. And in a time where many records have been lost, it's very easy to start living as someone else...

36. Perceptor. Wild Child by Enya.

37. A mission on Cybertron results in major data recovery (meaning they've found many, many computer files). Some of those files are from various police departments... and one of those files is a warrant for Perceptor's arrest.

38. Art. Perceptor and mech of your choice. Picture is cut in half diagonally, the left side is in black and white; the right side in color. Perceptor is stepping out of the B&W to where the other mech is, which is in color. Inspired by Color Everywhere by Deana Carter.

39. Posted on the wall of the lab is a calendar with pictures of Wheeljack's and Perceptor's best explosions.

40. Perceptor is from a city believed to be nothing more than a legend. Optional: A legend made of electrum?

41. Springer/Perceptor. Someday Out of the Blue by Elton John.

42. Inferno/Red Alert. Everything I Do by Bryan Adams.

43. Perceptor's creators were musicians and wanted Perceptor to follow in their footsteps. I thought of this while listening to Innocent Voices by Muse.

44. Firestar is killed. This forms a rift between Inferno and Red Alert.

45. Red Alert disappears. And as Inferno is away on a mission, it takes a while for anyone to notice.

46. For all his intelligence, he was still, at heart, a child.

47. Perceptor lived in a rather depressing household while growing up.

48. Sideswipe paints himself up like Red Alert. "Do you really think that's going to fool anyone? You're bigger than he is."
"He could have grown."
"... You're an idiot."

49. Perceptor often seems lost in thought. So it's very easy to forget that he's there, that he's actually paying attention to them. The things he witnesses...

50. Art. Grimlock and Red Alert cuddled up. Red Alert is sleeping and is not aware of who's holding him.

51. Unlike when others acted a bit paranoid around the Dinobots, they never minded when Red Alert did. He acted that way with just about everyone who wasn't Inferno, so the Dinobots knew it wasn't because he had anything against them personally.

52. There being an energy shortage, the Twins know better than to tamper with energon as a joke. But someone does not know better.

53. He wasn't one of Skywarp's favorite targets, but he would suffice.

54. At the beginning of the Golden Age, Cybertronians colonized various worlds. One of these worlds was lost, seemingly vanished into nothing, and the colony was never heard from again. Eventually, the colony became nothing more than a legend. Then one day, after the start of the war (and after the Ark has crashed on Earth), Kup's ship crashes on a world his sensors detected too late to avoid. And Kup meets a young mech named Perceptor, who thought Cybertron was nothing more than a myth.

55. It was a story Kup would never tell.

56. Perceptor's lover is killed. His reaction is unexpected. Bunny inspired by Bad Girl by Madonna.

57. Perceptor still waits for Ratchet and Wheeljack to come back. Post-TFTM. Inspired by this fic.

58. A mech raised as a femme. Or the other way around.

59. "If they're ever serious... run."

60. It was one of the only things the Twins were always serious about.

61. They thought Perceptor was overcharged but in fact, his fuel tank was nearly empty. His behavior is due to gradual systems failure, and the damage to the parts of his CPU that have been affected so far is what's making him act drunk. Hopefully, the real problem will be discovered before it's too late.

62. It has gotten to the point where the Constructicons can no longer hide Hook's and Mixmaster's insanity.

63. Art. Decepticon!Kup.

64. Cybertronians meet Paul Bunyan.

65. Perceptor finds a Bunyip.

66. Sam is annoyed because Starbucks has run out of coffee.

67. Art. Lamborghini puppy pile. Inspired by SBX's fic: Ambush

68. Perceptor's creators realized early on that their son had no conscience.

69. Using bells to teach them how to be silent.

70. They were determined to prove their existence was a lie.

71. It was a killing secret.

72. One of the Dinobots sees Red Alert trying to kill himself. And panics. A panicked Dinobot is never a good thing, especially if they're trying to save you from doing something stupid. Because a panicked Dinobot is loud and a loud Dinobot always draws a crowd.

73. Perceptor's creators are/were porn stars.

74. I read somewhere that those who learn a second language, usually end up speaking more correctly than a native speaker. Because a native speaker is comfortable enough with the language to get lazy with their words. Well, even on Cybertron, Perceptor spoke very correctly. What if his native language was not Cybertronian? Can go with bunny 54 but not necessary.

75. They thought that it had turned them into sparklings. However, it actually brought their sparkling selves from the past and sent their present selves into limbo.

76. "Your traitorous son!"

77. Perceptor's creators are killed and he's sent to live with a relative he's never met.

78. Optimus goes back in time and meets someone. Because of this, he's Perceptor's creator. Optimus, of course, didn't know this until after he returned to the present.

79. "How could you forget that you're a triple-changer?!"

80. ?: *laughs* "Only you, Perceptor. Only you."

81. AU. Hound as Aladdin. Mirage as Jasmine.

82. AU. Perceptor as Belle. Springer as Beast. Yeah... I've been listening to Disney music. I'm sorry.

83. Perceptor's hometown has always been a mystery. He hasn't told them where he's from, true, but only because if they knew, it would be an even bigger mystery. Because Perceptor's home is Cybertron's only Ghost Town. A thousand years before the start of the war, everyone (and I mean everyone) in this town disappeared. Including Perceptor. There was no sign of where any of them had gone and there was no sign of struggle anywhere. It was like they all simply vanished between one step and the next. Even if the Ark's crew were to learn the name of his home town, Perceptor's not about to tell them where he's been all this time.

84. Perceptor even confused himself sometimes.

85. 2007. Perceptor was not created by the Allspark. But... the Allspark is the only way to give life for a Cybertronian. If the Allspark didn't create him, how is he alive?

86. "It's not becoming famous that's important. It's how you get there."

87. Perceptor speaking in sign language to someone.

88. Art. Fuzzy Soundwave.

89. Perceptor's creator was a Dark Lady. Bunny inspired by Dark Lady by Cher.

90. "Could you go about being brave in a less dangerous manner?"

91. Art. Perceptor looking at his projects in confusion. Wheeljack standing in the background, looking heartbroken. Inspired by the bunny where Perceptor reverts to a sparkling's mentality because of one of Wheeljack's explosions (I can't remember who posted that one).

92. When Perceptor was a sparkling/youngling, his creators and teachers thought he had a learning disability (or was stupid) because he never paid attention in class and had poor grades because he didn't do his assignments. Fortunately, they eventually learn that he was simply bored with what he was being taught because he already knew it. And they finally realize he's a genius.

93. Sideswipe found it curious how Perceptor's optics would sometimes change from a bright sapphire blue, to a blue so pale it was almost white.

94. Perceptor's 'with sparkling' and there's a bet going around the Ark as to who the other parent is. The answer is surprising. Grimlock/Perceptor?

95. "I think people more often kill those they love, than those they hate. Possibly because only the people you love can really make life unendurable to you." ~Quote from The Crooked House by Agatha Christie.

96. The Twins decide to teach Perceptor how to fight.

97. ?: *sneak sneak sneak*
Perceptor: "What are you doing?"
?: *panics*

98. Perceptor: "I think... I think there's something wrong with me."

99. Ratchet: "It'll be all right. I'm just going to give you something to help you rest. Is that all right with you? Would you like to sleep awhile?"

100. Perceptor's reports have always been wordy, but with a good dictionary, they were usually understandable. But lately, they've been a little strange. So, rather than asking Perceptor, Optimus has Blaster look it over. And Blaster notices a disturbing pattern and consults Smokescreen. Together, the two of them realize Perceptor, though he himself may not realize it, is begging for help. They realize that he's hurt or sick in some way and he is only subconsciously aware of it.

101. Art. A photograph of a couple, torn in half. Optional Title: We Were Happy Once

102. Red Alert may fear conspiracies and betrayal, but they are his favorite things to read about.

103. You think you know a person. And then it turns out that you never knew them at all.

104. Contrary to popular belief, Perceptor did not have a very long attention span. Much to his lover's annoyance.

105. Perceptor's creators never did approve of his friends.

106. Raoul is is an old man now and Tracks has trouble accepting the fact that he will soon lose his friend.

107. A thousand paper cranes.

108. If the connection between the spark and the CPU is disrupted, freewill will be lost.

109. What if the Constructicons wanted Omega Supreme to kill them?

110. Omega Supreme loved the Constructicons. But he would never love Devastator.

111. I was reading through old posts on various communities. And reading the comments. And saw this comment: Perceptor is teh sex. Persextor, even. Take it, run with it, and thank apathocles for thinking of it.

112. Crossover with BTVS/Ats. Angel finds a red microscope in one of Wolfram&Hart's vaults.

113. Perceptor: "There are worse things in this world than Decepticons."

114. Ratchet: *hears Perceptor and Grimlock arguing in the hall*
Perceptor: "I assure you, Grimlock, I am perfectly fine!"
Grimlock: "And me Grimlock tell you that you not fine!"
Perceptor: "Really, Grimlock, this is completely unnecessary!"
Ratchet: *stares at the door to the medic bay as the voices get closer*
Grimlock: *enters med bay carrying a protesting Perceptor* "Is necessary!"
Ratchet: *stares in shock*
Perceptor: *yelps as Grimlock thrusts him towards Ratchet* *whines* "Grimlock!"
Grimlock: *to Ratchet* "Him Perceptor get dizzy and fall down. Have trouble get back up again."
Ratchet: *points to an empty berth* "Put him there; I'll check him out."
Grimlock: *lays Perceptor on the berth*
Perceptor: *pouts*

115. I meant well. Those are some of the saddest words in the world.

Comments

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1. The Mythbusters visit the Ark. Wheeljack and Perceptor act like fan girls.

I would too! I bet they would put the national guard on alert and the Decepticons would stay home for awhile.

30. What if Blaster had been raised by Jazz?

Makes sense. They both have the same taste in music...makes me wonder if Shockwave raised Prowl thant ;D

44. Firestar is killed. This forms a rift between Inferno and Red Alert.

Oh no! Poor guys! First the lost of their friend and than a spilt between them...Knowing these two, it mostly likely Red's fault.


45. Red Alert disappears. And as Inferno is away on a mission, it takes a while for anyone to notice.

Bad Autobots. Very mean not to noticed that he is gone. I hope Inferno chews them a good one.

48. Sideswipe paints himself up like Red Alert. "Do you really think that's going to fool anyone? You're bigger than he is."
"He could have grown."
"... You're an idiot."

And I bet that is the day when the Decepticons decide to kidnapped him...Starscream decides to do naughty things...heh.

50. Art. Grimlock and Red Alert cuddled up. Red Alert is sleeping and is not aware of who's holding him.

Awwwww Me want!

58. A mech raised as a femme. Or the other way around.

Ooooo, a classic idea really. Can be used for anyone.

72. One of the Dinobots sees Red Alert trying to kill himself. And panics. A panicked Dinobot is never a good thing, especially if they're trying to save you from doing something stupid. Because a panicked Dinobot is loud and a loud Dinobot always draws a crowd.

Well...if they draw a crowd than someone will be able to help Red ^^; I bet it would be Sludge or Swoop that founds him.

102. Red Alert may fear conspiracies and betrayal, but they are his favorite things to read about.

Of course he would love them. They would be the only ones he wouldn't have to worry about or believe in ^_^

And....I need a few more days to at least edit my contest story. They had me working alot these past week and I need a day or two to actually do a good job on editing it ;-; sorry

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I would too! I bet they would put the national guard on alert and the Decepticons would stay home for awhile.

And all the Autobots would take a vacation far, far away. Because who wants to be in the Ark when it explodes? Though someone should supervise...

The Autobots need to play the 'Not Me!' game.

Makes sense. They both have the same taste in music...makes me wonder if Shockwave raised Prowl thant ;D

Yeah. And Blaster's Cassettes would be Jazz's grandchildren!

Jazz: "Hey! I ain't that old!"
Eject: "Of course you are, Gramps."
Jazz: *cries* *has mid-life crisis*

And Prowl was totally raised by Shockwave.

Oh no! Poor guys! First the lost of their friend and than a spilt between them...Knowing these two, it mostly likely Red's fault.

Probably. But he wouldn't understand what it was he did, which would make the problem worse... *hugs Red Alert*

Bad Autobots. Very mean not to noticed that he is gone. I hope Inferno chews them a good one.

Oh, he will. They'll all run crying to their mothers.

And I bet that is the day when the Decepticons decide to kidnapped him...Starscream decides to do naughty things...heh.

Sideswipe: "WTF?!"
Starscream: "What's wrong with you?!"
Sideswipe: "I'm not Red Alert!"
Starscream: "You're not?" *takes a good look* "Oh, slag."
At the Ark
Red Alert: *cries* "I can't believe he's cheating on me with Sideswipe!"
Inferno: *trying to comfort him* "I'm sure it was just a mistake." *doesn't believe it* *plans on killing Sideswipe and Starscream*

Awwwww Me want!

Me want too! *cries because she can't draw good*

Ooooo, a classic idea really. Can be used for anyone.

Big suprise: I thought of Perceptor when I wrote that. *looks around* Bet you never saw that coming.

Though you have to admit, it would explain why he seems so girly some times.

Well...if they draw a crowd than someone will be able to help Red ^^; I bet it would be Sludge or Swoop that founds him.

Sludge, most likely. Swoop, I think, would be a bit calmer and try to help rather than panic.

Of course he would love them. They would be the only ones he wouldn't have to worry about or believe in ^_^

Yep! Though I bet everyone will be shocked at his reading choice. And maybe think he's being influenced by them...

Optimus: "Maybe if we don't let him read those books, he won't see conspiracies around every corner."

And....I need a few more days to at least edit my contest story. They had me working alot these past week and I need a day or two to actually do a good job on editing it ;-; sorry

Deadline has been extended to next Saturday.