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[daftedly.livejournal.com]

Some more bunnies from me (12 to be exact). I don't know whether they're any good, since most of them are either completely random or total crack.

1. Sparkplug Witwicky / Megatron - kinky (I got this from the random pairing generator and laughed so hard I cried.)

2. "It's a beautiful morning for satellites." Teletraan 1 / ?, or any pairing, or whatever comes to mind first, doesn't matter.

3. Crossover with The Last Unicorn. Bonus points if it's the Decepticons that get stuck in TLU verse, and have to get help from the unicorns.... I just want to see Megatron's reaction to unicorns. XD

4. "Everytime we get to together, we've got to get it on."

5. The Decepticons and Autobots are forced to choose a side: ... Pirates or Ninjas? Chocolate or Vanilla? Cats or Dogs?

6. "Music is mightier than the blaster."

7. "The only way to predict the future is to invent it."

8. ???: "Whatever you do, don't touch Scrapper's Ugly Doll." (What the heck is an Ugly Doll?!)

9. Devastator likes Altoids. Bruticus likes minty fresh breath. The Combaticons and the Constructicons don't necessarily agree with what their combined forms think.

10. Commercial planes will sometimes get birds sucked into their engines, to disastrous results. What if this happened to a Seeker? Or any transformer with a flight-capable alt. mode, for that matter.

11. What's our equivalent of energon? Soda? Coffee? Ice cream? Alcohol? (And don't say it's food in general.)

12. Optimus Prime's "theme song" is "The Touch" by Stan Bush. What's Megatron's theme song? Starscream's? Soundwave's? Jazz's? Prowl's? Wheeljack's? Ratchet's? (And anyone else you can think of a good theme song for.)

That's it from me. And sorry if they're bad; I thought I had a bunch of good ones, but they all fled in terror when I sat down to write this. :/

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[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

2. "It's a beautiful morning for satellites." Teletraan 1 / ?, or any pairing, or whatever comes to mind first, doesn't matter.

My first thought? Teletraan/Cosmos.

3. Crossover with The Last Unicorn. Bonus points if it's the Decepticons that get stuck in TLU verse, and have to get help from the unicorns.... I just want to see Megatron's reaction to unicorns. XD

He'd probably cower in fear from the innocence. *giggles*

4. "Everytime we get to together, we've got to get it on."

... I'm hearing Blaster saying this. Kind of singing it and saying "Get it oooooonnnnn!" like that one guy does.

5. The Decepticons and Autobots are forced to choose a side: ... Pirates or Ninjas? Chocolate or Vanilla? Cats or Dogs?

Regular or Decaf? Left side, right side, cake, or candy? *reads what she just wrote* MOVING ON!

6. "Music is mightier than the blaster."

This would be so funny if someone said this to Blaster, without knowing Blaster's name. He'd give them this look and they wouldn't know why everyone was laughing.

7. "The only way to predict the future is to invent it."

This would be a good thing for Perceptor to say, I think. Though I've always seen him as a kind of Seer, so either he's invented a lot of the future or he's lying.

8. ???: "Whatever you do, don't touch Scrapper's Ugly Doll." (What the heck is an Ugly Doll?!)

... I want an Uglydoll Poe so much now.

9. Devastator likes Altoids. Bruticus likes minty fresh breath. The Combaticons and the Constructicons don't necessarily agree with what their combined forms think.

The question is: Where does Devastator get enough Altoids to get fresh breath?

And why are Bruticus/Devastator fics so hard to find?!

11. What's our equivalent of energon? Soda? Coffee? Ice cream? Alcohol? (And don't say it's food in general.)

Grenadine syrup. The cheap kind. It's yummy.

[prowlsgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh I know Prowl's! ^_^

singing: "Bad Boys. Bad Boys. What ya gonna do when they come for you?"

[norielit.livejournal.com]

1. Sparkplug Witwicky / Megatron - kinky (I got this from the random pairing generator and laughed so hard I cried.)

You're not the only one that laughed so hard they cried when they read this. Because isn't it just perfect crack?


5. The Decepticons and Autobots are forced to choose a side: ... Pirates or Ninjas? Chocolate or Vanilla? Cats or Dogs?

Autobots: Pirates (because the 'Cons would be ninjas), Chocolate (because it seemed appropriate for reasons I don't feel like thinking on), Dogs (because they're super friendly and really annoying at times. And because one of them is named Hound...).
Decepticons: Ninjas (because ninjas are dark and sneaky and stuff), Vanilla (because the 'Bots would go for chocolate), Cats ('cause cats are regal and tempermental and cause of Ravage...).

6. "Music is mightier than the blaster."

Someone totally needs to say this to Blaster... I can see Mikaela talking to him about music before getting a proper introduction and saying this and then being all confused over the fact that he gets all huffy and leaves.

8. ???: "Whatever you do, don't touch Scrapper's Ugly Doll."

I'm with kirin: I want and Uglydoll Poe so freakin' much now.

9. Devastator likes Altoids. Bruticus likes minty fresh breath. The Combaticons and the Constructicons don't necessarily agree with what their combined forms think.

That's... I really need to try this. No, really. Because Devastator/Bruticus? Sounds awesome. And it is not my place in the universe to deny the awesome.

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[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

For Wheeljack, or Perceptor, or any of them crazy science types...

The song "For Science" by They Might Be Giants comes to mind...