Bunnies made with Lightning! REAL LIGHTNING!

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

I thought up a majority of this list as I was half asleep last night, so if anything doesn't make sense, sorry.

1. (G1) For once Blurr was at a loss for words - he couldn't believe the other had kissed him! (I was thinking Hardhead/Blurr for this, since that one actually happened, but it could be anybody.)

2. (Animated) Spike and Carly made a cameo in TF:Ani. What would the other human characters be like in this continuity? Like Chip, or Astoria, or Raoul, or Sam and Mikaela, or Maggie, or those annoying kids from "Armada" that everyone likes to forget.

3. (Beast Wars) Megatron/Rubber Duck. Yesssss.

4. (G1) Ironhide: "Ya got it all wrong, guys. Chromia's my baby sister!"

5. (G1) ???: "Is... is Prowl actually having an argument with Teletraan?"

6. (G1) Going with the theory that Perceptor sees more than he lets on, he finds it especially painful to look at Bluestreak.

7. (Any Continuity) ??: "If we were Disney Princesses, who do you think we'd be?"
??: "What kind of a stupid question is that!?"
??: "Just answer it..." (This is one of those that seemed a lot funnier when I thought of it...)

8. (G1) Shockwave stayed behind on Cybertron, that's a given. Not because of orders, though, but because of an incriminating phobia.

9. (G1) All of the Ark is excited - the humans have made a cartoon of their kind, called "Transformers:Animated"! But when it proves to be the opposite of what they all expected... Tracks and Sunstreaker demand to know why they're not in it. Ratchet is mildly pissed that he acts just like an angry Kup. Bumblebee is confused as to why he and Optimus are so brash and... well, not very nice. Even Prowl is a bit concerned with his characterization, though he claims he "doesn't want to know" what the humans were thinking. Jazz is amused. Spike is hurt that his character was reduced so much to make room for this new girl nobody's ever heard of. And that's nothing compared to what the Decepticons think of it.

Comments

[koilungfish.livejournal.com]

8 - Didn't he have on-screen orders to stay? Or am I missing something here?

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

Probably. (It's been a while since I've seen any epis featuring Shockwave). I just thought it'd be more interesting that way.

[leilani666.livejournal.com]

7. (Any Continuity) ??: "If we were Disney Princesses, who do you think we'd be?"
??: "What kind of a stupid question is that!?"
??: "Just answer it..." (This is one of those that seemed a lot funnier when I thought of it...)

Sunstreaker: I don't know about us, but I do know Perceptor makes a good Belle and Hound can be Pocahontas.
Sideswipe: Makes perfect sense if you think of Mirage as John Smith. Colors of the wind or whatever the Pit that song was called.
Sunstreaker: *nods*
Sideswipe: Great, now I think Bumblebee can be Ariel. What with the whole human love he has going on.
Sunstreaker: You know, with your habit of not taking care of yourself only to stun everyone by arriving at the parties looking almost as good as me; you make a great Cinderella.
Sideswipe: *glares* Does that make you Snow White, Mr. Fairest of them all?
Sunstreaker: *glares back*
Sideswipe: Fine, I'll be Jasmine and you'll be Mulan. At least they kick some aft.
Prowl: *processor locks up*
Sunstreaker: Can't believe it took him this long. I think he's getting immune to us.
Sideswipe: Immunity? Never! *cackles*

Sorry, couldn't help it.

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! That was an excellent response to what is possibly the worst bunny ever!

And then Skids is Tiger Lily or Eilonwy, I guess, since nobody remembers any of them.

3.

[zeroxgirl1201.livejournal.com]

Insecticomics fan?

Re: 3.

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

Uh... I have been reading it a bit lately, but I wasn't aware this happened at all in it... I must go lurk over there to find such things... mweh heh heh...

[ishimura.livejournal.com]

7. (Any Continuity) ??: "If we were Disney Princesses, who do you think we'd be?"
??: "What kind of a stupid question is that!?"
??: "Just answer it..." (This is one of those that seemed a lot funnier when I thought of it...)
XD This could get interesting.... *evil laughter*

*pouts* Why has nobody feed the bunnies in my list?

[dark-static.livejournal.com]

3. Is it sad that I actually made an OC out of that duck?

5. ...well he is a semi-sentient computer so I would think that's quite plausible. I mean it's not as if he's shouting at the sofa.

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

I can't say I blame you. That is one sexy, sexy duck. XD

And as for Teletraan - yes. There needs to be more fics about this poor computer. On that matter, not that computers have genders anyway, but is Teletraan considered masculine or feminine? Different sources give conflicting info on the subject, too, so... though, maybe that's just how Teletraan wants it.

[dark-static.livejournal.com]

Indeed it is; besides I just found the profile http://darkstatic.deviantart.com/art/Ducky-42727286 I seriously need to get out more ;P

Yeah poor teletraan never does get enough screentime of his own. Teletraan always sounded more masculine to me. That and I doubt prime would like mechs hitting on the computer...I can't believe I just said that.

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

Maybe Optimus just doesn't want anyone near Teletraan cos he wants Teletraan to himself! Haha! Actually, I've never seen anyone try an Optimus/Teletraan(/Elita)... Now THAT'D be interesting...

[dark-static.livejournal.com]

That's possible after all Teletraan does talk and he is always the one standing near him/her...wonder if Prime gets jelous of Spike and Sparkplug when they have to fix Teletraan.

It's be different that's for sure.

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

That it would, that it would. Has anybody suggested this yet?

[dark-static.livejournal.com]

Not that I know of

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

6. (G1) Going with the theory that Perceptor sees more than he lets on, he finds it especially painful to look at Bluestreak.

That would be terrible to see everyone's skeletons. I wonder what Perceptor would see by looking at some of the Decepticons?


8. (G1) Shockwave stayed behind on Cybertron, that's a given. Not because of orders, though, but because of an incriminating phobia.

He's afraid of Organics! Or possibly space flights?

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

#6 - Maybe that's the real reason why he hates to fight them?

#8 - Oh, man. I hadn't intended this as comedy, but Shockwave being deathly afraid of us puny humans would make for a really funny interpretation of the episode where Spike and Carly go to Cybertron! ("Eek! An organic! Kill it!") It's comparable to human being afraid of tiny little bugs! (I'm one to talk - I have that same "eek" reaction whenever I see a spider!)