tf_bunny_farm | 14 bunnies (Reply)

More bunnies to inflict on you lot. I have finally managed to get more then a page of story down, and I don't want to get distracted by them. Be warned- nine through fourteen are rather silly. Not to mention most of them came from crossbreeding with my other fandoms. I need to get my rabbit hutch fixed...there's more of them everyday.

1. Crossover-BTVS. One of the human characters spent a significant portion of their life in Sunnydale. So while they may not ‘know’ about vampires, they’d be rather used to the idea of paranoia as a life saving trait. As well as high death rates, suspicious cover-ups, weird methods of self protection, and double think. ‘Sunnydale was perfectly normal, and I carried a dagger and didn’t invite people in at night. Alien robots don’t exist, and I shouldn’t get into vehicles I don’t recognize…’

2. [2007] N.B.T.’s- Non Biological Terrestrials. Sector Seven created them, and not all of them were deactivated within their first moments.

3. [G1]Suppose, after generations of interaction, earth became more like Cybertron- Cities scaled to bots as well as humans, large portions of the land metal, essentially combining the two planets, with elements of both. What would life be like, in 2700?

4. [G1] Skyfire, due to ice ages, the expansion and retreat of the glaciers, warm seasons, and just plain luck, ended up in North America. He’s buried near the top, a little further from the pole then canon, and when the ice expands, he ends up carried with it. When they retreat, he’s left behind in the remaining ice. A warm enough time period, and the ice melts, leaving Skyfire stuck in Canada, many, many years before computers, cars, or ways to hide, access information, learn the languages, or not get worshipped as a god. (Note: I am nowhere NEAR a student of glacial movement, so for all I know, this is physically impossible)

5. Crossover- Alex Rider. (I seem to come up with a lot of these, don’t I?) Alex doesn’t care if the fate of the world does hang in the balance. The next time M16 asks him to investigate a dubious international project, he’s running off to Siberia. Decepticons were not part of his training.

6. Most people with computers have inevitably encountered that time, when the computer simply refuses to run for longer then 15 minutes without lagging or freezing up- think transformers ever have problems like this?

7. [2007]Crossover- Supernatural. (*sigh*) the boys and thus, the Impala, are in Mission City investigating a malicious ghost when the battle happens.

8. For the constructicons, what would it actually be /like/, being suddenly deprogrammed?

9. Crossover- Magic Kaito/Detective Conan. Because Prowl simply needs to be introduced to kaitou 1412, a.k.a. Kaitou Kid. While we’re at it, so does Red Alert. And Jazz. Add to the list Megatron, Shockwave, and Breakdown…

10. What’s the cybertronian equivalent of piercings?

11. Crossover-Batman. Batmobile as transformer has already been discussed on this community. I think it’d make a rather sweet little girl, though. Because thinking of daddy-bat’s reaction to Catwomen corrupting his ‘daughter’ make me giggle wildly.

12. “Crash, Bang, Boom”

13. Perk of being a deity number 1: More people call out your name during sex then any other.

14. For the Elites of either side, the war is a Big Deal. For the grunts, who may have encountered their leader maybe once or twice in a lifetime? Not so much. It’s more, I blow you up, you blow me up, after the battle want to go out for some highgrade?

a.“Hey, Medic! Heard Hammerstop needs a new grappling hook. Commander says he’ll trade ya for some energon.”