14 bunnies

[silvane91.livejournal.com]

More bunnies to inflict on you lot. I have finally managed to get more then a page of story down, and I don't want to get distracted by them. Be warned- nine through fourteen are rather silly. Not to mention most of them came from crossbreeding with my other fandoms. I need to get my rabbit hutch fixed...there's more of them everyday.

 

1. Crossover-BTVS. One of the human characters spent a significant portion of their life in Sunnydale. So while they may not ‘know’ about vampires, they’d be rather used to the idea of paranoia as a life saving trait. As well as high death rates, suspicious cover-ups, weird methods of self protection, and double think. ‘Sunnydale was perfectly normal, and I carried a dagger and didn’t invite people in at night. Alien robots don’t exist, and I shouldn’t get into vehicles I don’t recognize…’

2. [2007] N.B.T.’s- Non Biological Terrestrials. Sector Seven created them, and not all of them were deactivated within their first moments.

3. [G1]Suppose, after generations of interaction, earth became more like Cybertron- Cities scaled to bots as well as humans, large portions of the land metal, essentially combining the two planets, with elements of both. What would life be like, in 2700?

4. [G1] Skyfire, due to ice ages, the expansion and retreat of the glaciers, warm seasons, and just plain luck, ended up in North America. He’s buried near the top, a little further from the pole then canon, and when the ice expands, he ends up carried with it. When they retreat, he’s left behind in the remaining ice. A warm enough time period, and the ice melts, leaving Skyfire stuck in Canada, many, many years before computers, cars, or ways to hide, access information, learn the languages, or not get worshipped as a god. (Note: I am nowhere NEAR a student of glacial movement, so for all I know, this is physically impossible)

5. Crossover- Alex Rider. (I seem to come up with a lot of these, don’t I?) Alex doesn’t care if the fate of the world does hang in the balance. The next time M16 asks him to investigate a dubious international project, he’s running off to Siberia. Decepticons were not part of his training.

6. Most people with computers have inevitably encountered that time, when the computer simply refuses to run for longer then 15 minutes without lagging or freezing up- think transformers ever have problems like this?

7. [2007]Crossover- Supernatural. (*sigh*) the boys and thus, the Impala, are in Mission City investigating a malicious ghost when the battle happens. 

8. For the constructicons, what would it actually be /like/, being suddenly deprogrammed?

9. Crossover- Magic Kaito/Detective Conan. Because Prowl simply needs to be introduced to kaitou 1412, a.k.a. Kaitou Kid. While we’re at it, so does Red Alert. And Jazz. Add to the list Megatron, Shockwave, and Breakdown…

10. What’s the cybertronian equivalent of piercings?

11. Crossover-Batman. Batmobile as transformer has already been discussed on this community. I think it’d make a rather sweet little girl, though. Because thinking of daddy-bat’s reaction to Catwomen corrupting his ‘daughter’ make me giggle wildly.

12. “Crash, Bang, Boom”

13. Perk of being a deity number 1: More people call out your name during sex then any other.

14. For the Elites of either side, the war is a Big Deal. For the grunts, who may have encountered their leader maybe once or twice in a lifetime? Not so much. It’s more, I blow you up, you blow me up, after the battle want to go out for some highgrade?

a.“Hey, Medic! Heard Hammerstop needs a new grappling hook. Commander says he’ll trade ya for some energon.”

 

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[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

4. [G1] Skyfire, due to ice ages, the expansion and retreat of the glaciers, warm seasons, and just plain luck, ended up in North America. He’s buried near the top, a little further from the pole then canon, and when the ice expands, he ends up carried with it. When they retreat, he’s left behind in the remaining ice. A warm enough time period, and the ice melts, leaving Skyfire stuck in Canada, many, many years before computers, cars, or ways to hide, access information, learn the languages, or not get worshipped as a god. (Note: I am nowhere NEAR a student of glacial movement, so for all I know, this is physically impossible)

So by a freak coincidence, the modest, quiet scientist plows into a glacier but ends up as a deity... while the egotistical Seeker with low self-esteem who would just LOVE being worshipped (even by primitive organics) escapes the crash but ends up as Megatron's punching bag. Oh, I can hear Starscream whining now.

10. What’s the cybertronian equivalent of piercings?

o_O. And of course, this begs the question: which Cybertronians would be suitably crazy enough during the equivalent of their 'rebellious teenager' phase to GET piercings? And since metal isn't like organic tissue, wouldn't they be permanent? Hmmm... how would the Universe be different if, say, Megatron and Sideswipe and Perceptor had nose rings? *ponders*

13. Perk of being a deity number 1: More people call out your name during sex then any other.

Well, if you're an all-seeing, all-knowing, and all-hearing deity, this might get more annoying than gratifying after a while. Because, you know, people are having sex *all. the. time*. XD

[silvane91.livejournal.com]

So by a freak coincidence, the modest, quiet scientist plows into a glacier but ends up as a deity... while the egotistical Seeker with low self-esteem who would just LOVE being worshipped (even by primitive organics) escapes the crash but ends up as Megatron's punching bag. Oh, I can hear Starscream whining now.

SS: It's not faiiir.
SF: There, there. I can always tell my followers to worship you too.

Hmmm... how would the Universe be different if, say, Megatron and Sideswipe and Perceptor had nose rings? *ponders*

Dear god, my brain! *falls over laughing* I'd like to see Perceptor explain that.

Well, if you're an all-seeing, all-knowing, and all-hearing deity, this might get more annoying than gratifying after a while. Because, you know, people are having sex *all. the. time*. XD

And now I have an image in my head of an angry chibi Primus shaking his fist at the sky and declaring, "stop having sex, dammit!"

[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

Because of course Starscream would demand to be comforted and coddled for not being lucky enough to get frozen and stasis-locked for millions of years.

And now I'm craving fanart of unexpectedlypunk!pierced Cybertronians. And that mental image of indignant chibi Primus totally needs to be shared.

[seikk.livejournal.com]

7. [2007]Crossover- Supernatural. (*sigh*) the boys and thus, the Impala, are in Mission City investigating a malicious ghost when the battle happens.

0_0 *waaaaannts!*

8. For the constructicons, what would it actually be /like/, being suddenly deprogrammed?

The good thing about two weeks without internet access at the Grandparents'? No distractions and I might actually be able to write the rabid bunnies I'm picking up from around here.

And this is so, so interesting...

[silvane91.livejournal.com]

Seriously? You might do #8? Sweet! Ohh, if you do, please post a link.

[seikk.livejournal.com]

Uh...here you go. *prods link over*

I hope you like it! ^^;;;

http://seikk.livejournal.com/10261.html

[lunar-eclipse24.livejournal.com]

13. Perk of being a deity number 1: More people call out your name during sex then any other.

Maybe that's why some religions think sex should be solely for procreation instead of recreation. XD

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

1. My first thought was Miles. It would explain his oddness.

I just had a thought: Red Alert lands in Sunnydale!

6. Most people with computers have inevitably encountered that time, when the computer simply refuses to run for longer then 15 minutes without lagging or freezing up- think transformers ever have problems like this?

Prowl and Red Alert. Prowl and Red Alert probably have this problem all the time.

7. [2007]Crossover- Supernatural. (*sigh*) the boys and thus, the Impala, are in Mission City investigating a malicious ghost when the battle happens.

I think I've seen this on tf2007fun. I've also seen one post-Mission city where Sam and Dean think Bumblebee is a haunted car.

8. For the constructicons, what would it actually be /like/, being suddenly deprogrammed?

It be confusing and painful... and they'd be depressed and feel guilty over all that they've done... *hugs Constructicons*

9. Crossover- Magic Kaito/Detective Conan. Because Prowl simply needs to be introduced to kaitou 1412, a.k.a. Kaitou Kid. While we’re at it, so does Red Alert. And Jazz. Add to the list Megatron, Shockwave, and Breakdown…

It would be funny if Red Alert met Kid. I can't think of how they'd meet yet.

And I can imagine Perceptor, if he met him, being fascinated with Kid's magic.

14. For the Elites of either side, the war is a Big Deal. For the grunts, who may have encountered their leader maybe once or twice in a lifetime? Not so much. It’s more, I blow you up, you blow me up, after the battle want to go out for some highgrade?

This actually made me think of Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Sheepdog_and_Ralph_Wolf) from Looney Tunes. For them, their 'war' was simply a 9 to 5 job.

Someone really needs to write this one. With Perceptor and Springer being one of the 9 to 5 Autobots and, during the off hours, being friends with the Decepticon triple changers.

[silvane91.livejournal.com]

My first thought was Miles. It would explain his oddness.

I just had a thought: Red Alert lands in Sunnydale!

Miles would fit in rather well there, wouldn't he? Poor Red though. He'd probably meet up with the Scooby Gang. If Buffy Speak and it's accompanying buffy Logic don't fritz his circuits, then the magic will. Although he'd probably be extremely jealous that their main enemy can be kept out by lack of verbal invitation.

It would be funny if Red Alert met Kid. I can't think of how they'd meet yet.

And I can imagine Perceptor, if he met him, being fascinated with Kid's magic.

Red Alert's getting a lot of abuse in this post, isn't he? He probably doesn't know why he and Kid met either. Kid's contrary like that. Don't worry Red. Perceptor will avenge you. Conan's curiosity, combined with kicked-puppy optics, so Kid can't escape without feeling like pond scum.

Someone really needs to write this one. With Perceptor and Springer being one of the 9 to 5 Autobots and, during the off hours, being friends with the Decepticon triple changers.

Triple-Changers/Wreckers traveling mah-jong and drinking club! ...What?


And thanks for the rec on the Supernatural crossover. I'm off to trawl the archive at Tf2007.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

Miles would fit in rather well there, wouldn't he? Poor Red though. He'd probably meet up with the Scooby Gang. If Buffy Speak and it's accompanying buffy Logic don't fritz his circuits, then the magic will. Although he'd probably be extremely jealous that their main enemy can be kept out by lack of verbal invitation.

Poor Red, indeed. But he's so much fun to pick on! And Scooby-speak seems to be contagious... What if Red Alert learned English from them? *giggles* That would be so funny!


Red Alert's getting a lot of abuse in this post, isn't he? He probably doesn't know why he and Kid met either. Kid's contrary like that. Don't worry Red. Perceptor will avenge you. Conan's curiosity, combined with kicked-puppy optics, so Kid can't escape without feeling like pond scum.

Like I said, it's so much fun to pick on him! And kicked-puppy!Perceptor! The most dangerous weapon there is! Do not even try to resist, Kid! Pond scum would not look good on you!

Triple-Changers/Wreckers traveling mah-jong and drinking club! ...What?

Oddly enough, that made me think of Saiyuki. And they really should form a club!

And thanks for the rec on the Supernatural crossover. I'm off to trawl the archive at Tf2007.

You're welcome!