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1. Soundwave's attempts at flirting were . . . interesting to say the least.
2. TFA: The Allspark has reformed itself inside Starscream's empty spark chamber and fused with him. Now he has essentially become the Allspark and both sides are willing to do anything to get their hands on him.
3. Instead of the constructicons, the Autobots used the Dominator disks on Soundwave's cassettes.
4. Every Autobot is registered in a planet-wide database. The laws have been written to only protect those that are registered. Because Decepticons are not listed in this database, they have no legal protections. Autobots can torture Decepticon prisoners in any way without being punished.
5. Finally, he had no choice but to admit that he had no idea what was going on.
6. Rumble is pregnant. Frenzy wants to know who to kill.
7. If they had known how scary Skyfire could be when he was angry, they never would have done it.
8. A rumor starts that one of the Decepticons is a femme. Betting pools spring up and predicatibly most people bet on Starscream. Starscream is shocked when he finds out and sets out to prove them wrong.
9. Hound and Mirage are trapped after a battle. At some point Hound damaged his circuts and now he thinks that he and Mirage are the last two Transformers alive. And now it is their duty to continue the species.
2. TFA: The Allspark has reformed itself inside Starscream's empty spark chamber and fused with him. Now he has essentially become the Allspark and both sides are willing to do anything to get their hands on him.
3. Instead of the constructicons, the Autobots used the Dominator disks on Soundwave's cassettes.
4. Every Autobot is registered in a planet-wide database. The laws have been written to only protect those that are registered. Because Decepticons are not listed in this database, they have no legal protections. Autobots can torture Decepticon prisoners in any way without being punished.
5. Finally, he had no choice but to admit that he had no idea what was going on.
6. Rumble is pregnant. Frenzy wants to know who to kill.
7. If they had known how scary Skyfire could be when he was angry, they never would have done it.
8. A rumor starts that one of the Decepticons is a femme. Betting pools spring up and predicatibly most people bet on Starscream. Starscream is shocked when he finds out and sets out to prove them wrong.
9. Hound and Mirage are trapped after a battle. At some point Hound damaged his circuts and now he thinks that he and Mirage are the last two Transformers alive. And now it is their duty to continue the species.
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Date: 2008-08-14 11:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-14 08:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-16 03:47 pm (UTC)This fic (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3901871/1/Presents) has some awesome Soundwave (attempts at) flirting. It's with an OC, but don't worry it's a good OC. And all of Melora Maxwell's Soundwave-and-cassette fics are freaking adorable.
2. TFA: The Allspark has reformed itself inside Starscream's empty spark chamber and fused with him.
Ooh! Or it's inside his floating-in-space head, and Megatron has to float next to him for ages and ages staring at the AllSpark but unable to get it. Hee hee hee.
both sides are willing to do anything to get their hands on him.
Sounds like Perceptor in this comm. *is shot*
3. Instead of the constructicons, the Autobots used the Dominator disks on Soundwave's cassettes.
And Soundwave too, right? Because if the Autobots took control of the cassettes but not of Soundwave, they'd all... be dead. Because Soundwave would kill them. And it would hurt. A lot. Heck, he'd probably do that even after the Autobots let them go.
6. Rumble is pregnant. Frenzy wants to know who to kill.
XD. Frenzy is on 'hunt-and-destroy' duty because when Rumble 'fessed up to Soundwave his head exploded.
8. A rumor starts that one of the Decepticons is a femme. Betting pools spring up and predicatibly most people bet on Starscream. Starscream is shocked when he finds out and sets out to prove them wrong.
*snerk* HOW?? By acting masculine?? Oh, the hilarity.
9. Hound and Mirage are trapped after a battle. At some point Hound damaged his circuts and now he thinks that he and Mirage are the last two Transformers alive. And now it is their duty to continue the species.
Down, boy!
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Date: 2008-08-17 11:21 am (UTC)I don't think he'd kill them if only because then he'd have to make more.
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
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Date: 2008-08-17 07:17 pm (UTC)Oh, no, no, not the cassettes! It's not their fault, the poor little things! I meant the Autobots. He'd kill the Autobots for doing that to his little ones.
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Date: 2008-08-18 09:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-19 06:37 am (UTC)Perceptor? Does he ever stick his head out of his lab to take a good look around?
6. Rumble is pregnant. Frenzy wants to know who to kill.
*loves* I really hope someone adopts this. It has amazing potential.
9. Hound and Mirage are trapped after a battle. At some point Hound damaged his circuts and now he thinks that he and Mirage are the last two Transformers alive. And now it is their duty to continue the species.
*giggles* Let me guess... Mirage is not complaining.
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Date: 2008-08-19 09:25 am (UTC)He'll hide himself in his lab for a few months, come out and realize that the war's been over for weeks.