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tf_bunny_farm2008-09-30 01:18 am
- astoria,
- autobots,
- blaster,
- bonding,
- bumblebee,
- buzzsaw,
- chip,
- chromia,
- crack,
- death's head,
- decepticons,
- elita-1,
- femmes,
- firestar,
- first aid,
- galvatron,
- humans,
- inferno,
- ironhide,
- lockdown,
- nightbird,
- quotes,
- raoul,
- ratchet,
- ravage,
- red alert,
- rumble,
- skywarp,
- soundwave,
- spike,
- springer,
- starscream,
- swindle,
- thundercracker,
- tracks,
- wheeljack
25 Fat and Bouncy Bunnies!
1. First Aid (G1), the Dr. Ruth of the Autobots. And, he’s still also a virgin…
??: “Wait… what do you mean you’re a /virgin/?!”
First Aid: “Look, I’ve heard so much about everyone else’s sex lives that I honestly don’t need one of my own.”
2. [Based off earlier bunnies] Due to his creator’s limited means, Springer was given a choice as a protoform: Either take an expensive but socially advantageous femme body or be fledged as mech and be enrolled to the prestigious
3. Femmes made up some of the highest ranking members of Cybertronian society before the war due to the fact that their body types were both expensive to build, the height of both Cybertronian fashion, and pinnacle of technology at the time. Most were killed or fled to various off-world colonies during the first part of the war, with the remainder choosing to either go into hiding (The Female Autobots) or /downgraded/ to mech bodies…
4. Continuation of #3: Femmes keep harems of mechs, due to their high social status. Chromia has Ironhide, Ratchet, and Wheeljack (kind of…), Firestar has Inferno and Red Alert, & Arcee has /trying/ been for decades to get both Springer and Hot Rod as hers…
4a. Femmes who have a preference for having only /one/ mate—like Elita-One (…and Springer) — are considered to be somewhat analogous to lesbians…
5. It’s not commonly known, but bonding to someone who’s already bonded to someone else makes you the other’s mate as well, a little fact that Thundercracker failed to mention to Bee…or Skywarp.
6. “I need to watch things die…from a good, safe distance.”
7. “The Universe is hostile… so impersonal…” [Both quoted from Tool’s ‘Vicarious’]
8. Lockdown/Death’s Head. It /must/ be done, eh?
9. ...and, while we’re at it, how about Lockdown/Swindle/Death’s Head? It would be good, yes? ^______________^
10. King of the Stereo (Saliva) – Soundwave vs. Blaster face off in an epic DJ-battle. (There’s already some official art out there for this…)
11. [after being heavily damaged in battle] “Hey, asshole! I’m. Still. STANDING!”
12. After watching “B.O.T.”, a thought has struck me: Just what the hell ever happened to Eloise Presser, Martin, and Roland?
13. …and, for that matter, whatever happened to Dr. Arkeville after Starscream rebuilt him in “Countdown to Extinction”?
14. Nightbird, after escaping from her human ‘captors’, she tracks down the Decepticons with the intent of joining them and fighting at the side of her glorious liberator, Lord Megatron. The only problem is that it is now the year 2010 and Megatron’s position has been “usurped” by the brutally capricious omnicidal maniac Galvatron…
15. [G1, sometime after Season 3] Behold! The Epic Bunny born from the “gestalts as child soldiers” bunny.
Trying to revive his flagging career, tabloid journalist Hector Ramirez does a ‘special’ exposé on the Autobots, in which he blackens their public image by portraying them as a dangerous alien threat, leveling a myriad of accusations against them such as criminal negligence, child endangerment, pedophilia, claiming that they’re using child soldiers, and points that since they aren’t /human/, they don’t have any rights. He even goes as far as state that because they’re machines, they’re nothing more than “property”, not knowing that the term is an almost unspeakable slur on Cybertronian (like using a certain N-word). This leads to a rather violent outburst from Ironhide towards the journalist which is purposely taken out of context when the report is broadcast and used to emphasis how the Autobots are as much an “alien menace” as the Decepticons, causing the UN to deem that all Cybertronians war criminals. Much to the other Autobots’ dismay, Optimus agrees with this ruling and voluntarily turns himself in to stand trail on the provision that the rest of the Autobots are allowed to leave Earth peacefully.
15a. Many of the Autobots human allies are caught up in the ‘anti-robot’ backlash, with some of them campaigning on their behalf.
15b. The Decepticons ignore the UN’s ruling and gleefully begin to wreak havoc when the Autobots are expelled and helpless to stop them…
16. A newly resurrected Starscream (maybe in his Machine Wars incarnation?) arrives on Earth with a group of Quintesson lawyers in tow and triumphantly proclaims that, since he was one of the two mechs who “discovered” Earth several million years ago, he essentially /owns/ the entire planet according to intergalactic law. And he’s decided to evict the entire human race… Feel free to combine it with the previous bunny.
17. This one has been bouncing around my head for a long while and can be blamed on the episode “Autobot Spike”: Several of the Autobots human allies and friends (other than the Witwicky’s) are found dead or have disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Soon afterwards, several new Decepticons appear on Earth and they all display some disturbingly familiar personalities…
17a. What happens when these newly “recruited” Decepticons regain their memories…
17b. …and discover that the process that transferred their minds into robot bodies is irreversible?
18. Crossover with Megaman.
18a. And the Transformers find themselves turned into smaller, more humanlike forms resembling the Robot Masters.
19. Crossover with Voltron. Come on! Why hasn’t this /happened/ yet?!
20. Crossover with Sonic the Hedgehog. (What? Furries? In /my/ Transfiction?)
21. Crossover with any of the Gundam series…especially Gundam Wing.
21a. Duo Maxwell: “What do you mean you’re a /robot/?!”
21b. Thundercracker: “What do you mean you’re a /human/?!”
22. Crossover with JEM: Rumble, Ravage, and Buzzsaw become enamored with the all-female rock group ‘The Misfits’, much to Soundwave’s chagrin. Imagine their joy when Megatron orders Soundwave and his cassettes to infiltrate Starlight Music and trace the source of the strange energy signature coming from the mysterious singer “Jem”. Unfortunately for these fanboys, the Autobots had the same idea…
23. Another JEM crossover: While out cruising the
23a. Raya: “My brother’s boyfriend is a /car/? Outrageous!”
24. Tracks: “Why didn’t you ever tell me you were attending Julliard?”
Raoul: “Yo! Keep your voice down, man! I’ve gotta an image to maintain.”
25. Chip and Spike decide to teach Raoul the finer points of Cybertronian culture…with some rather amusing results.
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*stares in shock* *CRIES*
2. [Based off earlier bunnies] Due to his creator’s limited means, Springer was given a choice as a protoform: Either take an expensive but socially advantageous femme body or be fledged as mech and be enrolled to the prestigious Iacon Military Academy. To this day, he’s never regretted his decision…
Ig his creator has limited means, how could he afford either option? Anyways, I'd love to see this adopted. Obviously, he chose to be a mech. And to say that he has never regretted... is he trying to convince himself, I wonder? Or does he truly not regret his choice?
3. Femmes made up some of the highest ranking members of Cybertronian society before the war due to the fact that their body types were both expensive to build, the height of both Cybertronian fashion, and pinnacle of technology at the time. Most were killed or fled to various off-world colonies during the first part of the war, with the remainder choosing to either go into hiding (The Female Autobots) or /downgraded/ to mech bodies…
*LOVES* I think Perceptor (HAH! I got him into your non-Perceptor list!) downgraded. After all, he does seem rather girly sometimes.
4. Continuation of #3: Femmes keep harems of mechs, due to their high social status. Chromia has Ironhide, Ratchet, and Wheeljack (kind of…), Firestar has Inferno and Red Alert, & Arcee has /trying/ been for decades to get both Springer and Hot Rod as hers…
And yet, somehow, they keep getting away from her. *points and laughs*
4a. Femmes who have a preference for having only /one/ mate—like Elita-One (…and Springer) — are considered to be somewhat analogous to lesbians…
So Springer is a femme (in disguise?). I bet Arcee doesn't know this.
11. [after being heavily damaged in battle] “Hey, asshole! I’m. Still. STANDING!”
"Still standing? You have one leg, no arms, half your torso is caved in, and your head is hanging on by a wire. You're not still standing, you just haven't realized you're dead yet."
16. A newly resurrected Starscream (maybe in his Machine Wars incarnation?) arrives on Earth with a group of Quintesson lawyers in tow and triumphantly proclaims that, since he was one of the two mechs who “discovered” Earth several million years ago, he essentially /owns/ the entire planet according to intergalactic law. And he’s decided to evict the entire human race… Feel free to combine it with the previous bunny.
But Skyfire was also one of the two who discovered Earth, so he also 'owns' it. And since he actually 'lived' there for several million years, wouldn't his claim be stronger? I think he'd have something to say about Starscream threatening to evict the humans.
I sense a long legal battle on the horizen.
19. Crossover with Voltron. Come on! Why hasn’t this /happened/ yet?!
Voltron! *LOVES* I haven't thought about that show in forever.
21. Crossover with any of the Gundam series…especially Gundam Wing.
21a. Duo Maxwell: “What do you mean you’re a /robot/?!”
21b. Thundercracker: “What do you mean you’re a /human/?!”
*LOVES*
25. Chip and Spike decide to teach Raoul the finer points of Cybertronian culture…with some rather amusing results.
*wants to see*
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And in my head I'm hearing the Black Knight: "It's just a flesh wound!"
But Skyfire was also one of the two who discovered Earth, so he also 'owns' it. And since he actually 'lived' there for several million years, wouldn't his claim be stronger? I think he'd have something to say about Starscream threatening to evict the humans.
Oooh, good point! Would Skyfire round up a team of lawyers of his own? And they said OJ was the trial of the century, I think Skyfire vs Starscream for ownership of the planet pretty much beats that right into the ground.
(And there's a teeny part of me that's saying Screamer's just doing this to get attention from Sky...)
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Meant it as they they'd set aside the funds and could only afford to do one or other. As far as whether or not he's in denial over it... honestly didn't think that far ahead.
....and now I'm seeing Arcee pulling a Pepe LePew on them... XD
Arcee: You're really a girl?
Springer: *embarrassed* ...yeah.
Arcee: *thinks for a sec* I can deal with that. *evil grin*
Springer: *whimper*
"I'm [insert name *cough-Sixshot-cough* here]! I'm invincible!!!!!"
Exactly! Funnily enough, part of my original idea was to have Starscream filing suite on Skyfire's behalf against the planet itself for "assault" and "wrongful imprisonment"...
YES! They desperately need written!
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I had a similar idea awhile back, actually.
Continuation of #3: Femmes keep harems of mechs, due to their high social status. Chromia has Ironhide, Ratchet, and Wheeljack (kind of…), Firestar has Inferno and Red Alert, & Arcee has /trying/ been for decades to get both Springer and Hot Rod as hers…
This is an AMAZING idea! And who says Elita-One only has one mech? What about Ultra Magnus? (Though, he's seen with Arcee quite a bit...)
As for the two "Jem" crossovers?
I love you for even suggesting it. I've been trying to figure out successful ways to cross these two over for months.
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I thought I'd seen one like this before... ^_^;;
Magnus, eh? I never really thought about that, but now that you mention it...
And thank you for the love over the Jem. With all the crossovers you see, I'm surprised no-one else has even tried to do this before. I mean, Synergy is an AI for crying out loud! It be delightfully crack-filled!
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These bunnies breed like... well, like rabbits. I swear.
Magnus, eh? I never really thought about that, but now that you mention it...
Now that I mention it what?
And thank you for the love over the Jem. With all the crossovers you see, I'm surprised no-one else has even tried to do this before. I mean, Synergy is an AI for crying out loud! It be delightfully crack-filled!
I did a Jem/TF crossover before, but it was just a stupid one-shot cos I couldn't think how to make it longer. Maybe when I'm done with all my other crap I'll try to figure out how to make it work better.
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I'm suddenly seeing Elita-One as having a thing for authority figures. Or guys with truck alt-modes.
And you must! You MUST!
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*sudden thought* Does this include Motormaster!?
And you must! You MUST!
Here's what I did so far: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4467517/1/Tomorrow_is_My_Wedding_Day It also implies the entertaining notion of Teletraan/Synergy.
Ooh! And I forgot all about this one: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4164357/1/Alone_Again
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18a. And the Transformers find themselves turned into smaller, more humanlike forms resembling the Robot Masters.
As a rabid Robot Master fangirl, I must give you cookies AND brownies for this even though I lack the time and creativity to do it myself. Who do you see as being reformatted to who?
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Didn't actually see them as getting reformatted into the existing Robot Masters, though that would be interesting. (Hook = Cutman, anyone?) It was more seeing them getting transformed and being mistaken for /new/ Robot Masters, making for many a "hilarity ensues" moment...
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Actually, that is an interesting idea, one that Not-Maggy is going "Hmm..." at it.
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An AU where he made the other choice would be interesting. I wonder if, after graduating, he would choose to switch to a femme body (if that was possible, and if there were no practical problems associated with that)?
3. Femmes made up some of the highest ranking members of Cybertronian society before the war due to the fact that their body types were both expensive to build, the height of both Cybertronian fashion, and pinnacle of technology at the time. Most were killed or fled to various off-world colonies during the first part of the war, with the remainder choosing to either go into hiding (The Female Autobots) or /downgraded/ to mech bodies…
The 'pinnacle of technology' bit makes me wonder if Optimus (in an AU situation) or Megatron - or some of their top officers at least - were former femmes. As for the 'expensive' and 'fashion' part: what about mechs like Mirage, Tracks, and Sunstreaker? They're all either formerly-affluent or very concerned with their physical image; they might be downgraded femmes (Tracks' and Sunstreaker's obsession with appearance actually being more like a self-conscious embarrassment at the 'downgrade'), or they're wannabes who wanted to be built as femmes but weren't for some reason.
5. It’s not commonly known, but bonding to someone who’s already bonded to someone else makes you the other’s mate as well, a little fact that Thundercracker failed to mention to Bee…or Skywarp.
I saw this idea somewhere with Starscream, Skyfire, and Megatron.
6. “I need to watch things die…from a good, safe distance.”
The first thing this made me think of was Inferno and arson.
15a. Many of the Autobots human allies are caught up in the ‘anti-robot’ backlash, with some of them campaigning on their behalf.
Hmmm, what if some of the Autobots' human friends (I'm thinking Sparkplug; as a parent, he'd be pretty shocked and disgusted to find out that some of the soldiers were, relatively speaking, younger than Spike) campaigned against the Autobots?
15b. The Decepticons ignore the UN’s ruling and gleefully begin to wreak havoc when the Autobots are expelled and helpless to stop them…
Well, the 'Cons did the 'child soldier' thing too with the Stunticons, yes? This ficlet would be a nice opportunity to do a 'humans show the Cybertronians what they're really capable of when they're pissed enough to unite and have a motive/excuse to attack' kind of thing...
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Personally, I was seeing him as having a preference for being a mech. Like a girl who'd rather flannel and jeans over lacy dresses.
Femme!Megatron appeals to me.
Is it /wrong/ for me to admit that I've seen Sunstreaker as being the Cybertronian equivalent of a drag queen?
Point. Then again, we are talking about the guy who had brought his teenage son along with him to an oil rig and glad let's Spike go adventuring with his giant robot buddies. And Sparkplug at least is close enough to the Autobots that he might have picked up some basic ideas of Cybertronian life. In other words, Sparkplug could go either way in my opinion. A big idea behind this bunny was the culture clash and some of the inherent jingoism in America.
Cue the giant mecha! Seriously want to see this now.
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I wonder if the other Decepticons know about it.
Is it /wrong/ for me to admit that I've seen Sunstreaker as being the Cybertronian equivalent of a drag queen?
Ummm... let's be nice and say 'creative'. ^__^
Then again, we are talking about the guy who had brought his teenage son along with him to an oil rig and glad let's Spike go adventuring with his giant robot buddies.
True. That's like, the textbook definition of negligent parenting (or it would be, in certain textbooks).
A big idea behind this bunny was the culture clash and some of the inherent jingoism in America.
*looks up what jingoism is* Ah, yes. I didn't know there was a word for that. It might work the other way too - perhaps the Autobots and Decepticons could be convinced to unite if the humans were a genuine threat to their race.
Maybe Optimus is banking on that and authorizing his scientists to share potentially dangerous technology with human governments? If the Decepticons feared the humans instead of holding them in contempt, they'd prefer making a permanent alliance with the Autobots over humiliation and extinction.
Cue the giant mecha!
*loves* The result of the technology Optimus leaked to the humans! This might result in his strategy backfiring, though: some of the Autobots might object to fighting an enemy which seems so Cybertronian and not at all like a terrifying alien threat. They'd abandon Optimus' plan and try to negotiate with the humans, leaving Optimus practically alone with the 'Cons.
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*already has first chapter outlined and is half done with second*.
#17, written and posted
Re: #17, written and posted
*off to finally read it*
19. Crossover with Voltron. Come on! Why hasn’t this /happened/ yet?!
(Anonymous) 2009-12-20 01:29 am (UTC)(link)Re: 19. Crossover with Voltron. Come on! Why hasn’t this /happened/ yet?!
*going off to read*