25 Fat and Bouncy Bunnies!

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This is my first time posting, so bear with me. I've been mob lately with the bunnies, often of epic proportions, but due to work and just a general lack of willpower, I'll likely not be able to do anything with them myself.

 

1.        First Aid (G1), the Dr. Ruth of the Autobots. And, he’s still also a virgin…
        ??: “Wait… what do you mean you’re a /virgin/?!”
        First Aid: “Look, I’ve heard so much about everyone else’s sex lives that I honestly don’t need one of my own.”

2.        [Based off earlier bunnies] Due to his creator’s limited means, Springer was given a choice as a protoform: Either take an expensive but socially advantageous femme body or be fledged as mech and be enrolled to the prestigious Iacon Military Academy. To this day, he’s never regretted his decision…

3.        Femmes made up some of the highest ranking members of Cybertronian society before the war due to the fact that their body types were both expensive to build, the height of both Cybertronian fashion, and pinnacle of technology at the time. Most were killed or fled to various off-world colonies during the first part of the war, with the remainder choosing to either go into hiding (The Female Autobots) or /downgraded/ to mech bodies…

4.        Continuation of #3: Femmes keep harems of mechs, due to their high social status. Chromia has Ironhide, Ratchet, and Wheeljack (kind of…), Firestar has Inferno and Red Alert, & Arcee has /trying/ been for decades to get both Springer and Hot Rod as hers…
        4a. Femmes who have a preference for having only /one/ mate—like Elita-One (…and Springer) — are considered to be somewhat analogous to lesbians…

5.        It’s not commonly known, but bonding to someone who’s already bonded to someone else makes you the other’s mate as well, a little fact that Thundercracker failed to mention to Bee…or Skywarp.

6.        “I need to watch things die…from a good, safe distance.”

7.        “The Universe is hostile… so impersonal…” [Both quoted from Tool’s ‘Vicarious’]

8.        Lockdown/Death’s Head. It /must/ be done, eh?

9.        ...and, while we’re at it, how about Lockdown/Swindle/Death’s Head? It would be good, yes? ^______________^

10.     King of the Stereo (Saliva) – Soundwave vs. Blaster face off in an epic DJ-battle. (There’s already some official art out there for this…)

11.     [after being heavily damaged in battle] “Hey, asshole! I’m. Still. STANDING!”

12.     After watching “B.O.T.”, a thought has struck me: Just what the hell ever happened to Eloise Presser, Martin, and Roland?

13.     …and, for that matter, whatever happened to Dr. Arkeville after Starscream rebuilt him in “Countdown to Extinction”?

14.     Nightbird, after escaping from her human ‘captors’, she tracks down the Decepticons with the intent of joining them and fighting at the side of her glorious liberator, Lord Megatron. The only problem is that it is now the year 2010 and Megatron’s position has been “usurped” by the brutally capricious omnicidal maniac Galvatron…

15.     [G1, sometime after Season 3] Behold! The Epic Bunny born from the “gestalts as child soldiers” bunny.
Trying to revive his flagging career, tabloid journalist Hector Ramirez does a ‘special’ exposé on the Autobots, in which he blackens their public image by portraying them as a dangerous alien threat, leveling a myriad of accusations against them such as criminal negligence, child endangerment, pedophilia, claiming that they’re using child soldiers, and points that since they aren’t /human/, they don’t have any rights. He even goes as far as state that because they’re machines, they’re nothing more than “property”, not knowing that the term is an almost unspeakable slur on Cybertronian (like using a certain N-word). This leads to a rather violent outburst from Ironhide towards the journalist which is purposely taken out of context when the report is broadcast and used to emphasis how the Autobots are as much an “alien menace” as the Decepticons, causing the UN to deem that all Cybertronians war criminals. Much to the other Autobots’ dismay, Optimus agrees with this ruling and voluntarily turns himself in to stand trail on the provision that the rest of the Autobots are allowed to leave Earth peacefully.
        15a. Many of the Autobots human allies are caught up in the ‘anti-robot’ backlash, with some of them campaigning on their behalf.
        15b. The Decepticons ignore the UN’s ruling and gleefully begin to wreak havoc when the Autobots are expelled and  helpless to stop them…

16.     A newly resurrected Starscream (maybe in his Machine Wars incarnation?) arrives on Earth with a group of Quintesson lawyers in tow and triumphantly proclaims that, since he was one of the two mechs who “discovered” Earth several million years ago, he essentially /owns/ the entire planet according to intergalactic law. And he’s decided to evict the entire human race…  Feel free to combine it with the previous bunny.

17.     This one has been bouncing around my head for a long while and can be blamed on the episode “Autobot Spike”: Several of the Autobots human allies and friends (other than the Witwicky’s) are found dead or have disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Soon afterwards, several new Decepticons appear on Earth and they all display some disturbingly familiar personalities…
        17a. What happens when these newly “recruited” Decepticons regain their memories…
        17b. …and discover that the process that transferred their minds into robot bodies is irreversible?

18.     Crossover with Megaman.
        18a. And the Transformers find themselves turned into smaller, more humanlike forms resembling the Robot Masters.

19.     Crossover with Voltron. Come on! Why hasn’t this /happened/ yet?!

20.     Crossover with Sonic the Hedgehog. (What? Furries? In /my/ Transfiction?)

21.     Crossover with any of the Gundam series…especially Gundam Wing.
        21a. Duo Maxwell: “What do you mean you’re a /robot/?!”
        21b. Thundercracker: “What do you mean you’re a /human/?!”

22.     Crossover with JEM:  Rumble, Ravage, and Buzzsaw become enamored with the all-female rock group ‘The Misfits’, much to Soundwave’s chagrin. Imagine their joy when Megatron orders Soundwave and his cassettes to infiltrate Starlight Music and trace the source of the strange energy signature coming from the mysterious singer “Jem”. Unfortunately for these fanboys, the Autobots had the same idea…

23.     Another JEM crossover: While out cruising the New York City streets one night, Raoul unexpectedly asks Tracks to drop him off in a upscale Manhattan neighborhood and pick him up later near Broadway. When asked, the young man’s answers are so evasive that it makes Tracks suspicious and he decides to follow Raoul. To his surprise, he sees Raoul meeting up with a young woman outside a recording studio and the pair go out on what appears to be a date which ends with Raoul seeing her off a very prestigious hotel. Tracks picks him up and  demands to know who the girl is and what Raoul is doing with her, only to get that her name is “Raya Alonso” and Raoul has something of a history with her…It turns out that Raya is actually Raoul’s younger sister.
        23a. Raya: “My brother’s boyfriend is a /car/? Outrageous!”

24.     Tracks: “Why didn’t you ever tell me you were attending Julliard?”
Raoul: “Yo! Keep your voice down, man! I’ve gotta an image to maintain.”

25.     Chip and Spike decide to teach Raoul the finer points of Cybertronian culture…with some rather amusing results.

And they're all free to good homes!

Comments

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An AU where he made the other choice would be interesting. I wonder if, after graduating, he would choose to switch to a femme body (if that was possible, and if there were no practical problems associated with that)?

Personally, I was seeing him as having a preference for being a mech. Like a girl who'd rather flannel and jeans over lacy dresses.

The 'pinnacle of technology' bit makes me wonder if Optimus (in an AU situation) or Megatron - or some of their top officers at least - were former femmes.

Femme!Megatron appeals to me.

As for the 'expensive' and 'fashion' part: what about mechs like Mirage, Tracks, and Sunstreaker? They're all either formerly-affluent or very concerned with their physical image; they might be downgraded femmes (Tracks' and Sunstreaker's obsession with appearance actually being more like a self-conscious embarrassment at the 'downgrade'), or they're wannabes who wanted to be built as femmes but weren't for some reason.

Is it /wrong/ for me to admit that I've seen Sunstreaker as being the Cybertronian equivalent of a drag queen?

Hmmm, what if some of the Autobots' human friends (I'm thinking Sparkplug; as a parent, he'd be pretty shocked and disgusted to find out that some of the soldiers were, relatively speaking, younger than Spike) campaigned against the Autobots?

Point. Then again, we are talking about the guy who had brought his teenage son along with him to an oil rig and glad let's Spike go adventuring with his giant robot buddies. And Sparkplug at least is close enough to the Autobots that he might have picked up some basic ideas of Cybertronian life. In other words, Sparkplug could go either way in my opinion. A big idea behind this bunny was the culture clash and some of the inherent jingoism in America.

Well, the 'Cons did the 'child soldier' thing too with the Stunticons, yes? This ficlet would be a nice opportunity to do a 'humans show the Cybertronians what they're really capable of when they're pissed enough to unite and have a motive/excuse to attack' kind of thing...

Cue the giant mecha! Seriously want to see this now.

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Femme!Megatron appeals to me.

I wonder if the other Decepticons know about it.

Is it /wrong/ for me to admit that I've seen Sunstreaker as being the Cybertronian equivalent of a drag queen?

Ummm... let's be nice and say 'creative'. ^__^

Then again, we are talking about the guy who had brought his teenage son along with him to an oil rig and glad let's Spike go adventuring with his giant robot buddies.

True. That's like, the textbook definition of negligent parenting (or it would be, in certain textbooks).

A big idea behind this bunny was the culture clash and some of the inherent jingoism in America.

*looks up what jingoism is* Ah, yes. I didn't know there was a word for that. It might work the other way too - perhaps the Autobots and Decepticons could be convinced to unite if the humans were a genuine threat to their race.
Maybe Optimus is banking on that and authorizing his scientists to share potentially dangerous technology with human governments? If the Decepticons feared the humans instead of holding them in contempt, they'd prefer making a permanent alliance with the Autobots over humiliation and extinction.

Cue the giant mecha!

*loves* The result of the technology Optimus leaked to the humans! This might result in his strategy backfiring, though: some of the Autobots might object to fighting an enemy which seems so Cybertronian and not at all like a terrifying alien threat. They'd abandon Optimus' plan and try to negotiate with the humans, leaving Optimus practically alone with the 'Cons.