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TF:A Jazz/Prowl bunnies
1. 98 Degrees - The Hardest Thing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NadZlts3AyA). Jazz breaks up with Prowl to save Prowl’s life.
Jazz and Prowl were lovers before Jazz joined the Elite Guard. Shortly after Jazz received news that he had been accepted into the guard he received a message, it was short and to the point, “Break up with him, or else.” Jazz dismissed the note as bad joke until Prowl was nearly killed in a freak accident. Following this Jazz received another note, “You have until tonight.” Jazz went home that day and packed his things. By the time Prowl arrived home Jazz had his “speech” prepared. That was the last time they Jazz saw Prowl until Earth.
2. Ray J - Because Of You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCuGqIhUaJE). Prowl doesn’t trust himself not to hurt Jazz if they become lovers.
3. Taylor Swift - Teardrops On My Guitar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7DRtl6CTqc). Either Prowl thinks/knows that Jazz loves someone else, or vice versa.
4. When Prowl was a sparkling (4-5 in human years) he was kidnapped for/sold into child prostitution and was sold more than once. After one such sale the transport he was in crashed and he was found by rescue workers. They assumed that Prowl, now a youngling (14 or 15 in human years), was a runaway and sent him to a youngling home. Children in the trade have it beaten into them to keep their mouths shut about what happens to them, thus Prowl never told anyone what happened. Over the years Prowl’s fear and general mistrust of people in general was simply viewed as him being anti-social and most people didn’t try to get close to him. Until he met Jazz, now all Jazz has to do is figure out why Prowl is terrified of him.
5. Prowl took the first ship off Cybertron to escape an abusive lover. He received the worst shock of his life when said lover showed up on Ultra Magnus’ ship as a member of the Elite Guard. Jazz was disappointed that Prowl was taken till he realized that Prowl didn’t seem too happy to have his lover around.
6. Prowl was killed when the crash damaged his stasis pod.
A. Jazz knew that Primus was out to get him when he realized he had fallen in love with a ghost.
B. The biggest mistake Jazz ever made was not telling Prowl he loved him. When he learned that Prowl was on Optimus’ crew he thought he had another chance.
7. Of the all bots that accompanied Ultra Magnus everyone believed that Prowl would most likely make friends with Jazz. Thus everyone was shocked when Jazz dove out of Prowl’s room followed by a pair of throwing stars, they were even more shocked when Jazz picked himself up, hung his head and sighed, “Don’t bother going after him, I definitely deserved that.”
8. The first thing Prowl remembers is waking up in a hospital with no memory of what happened, how he got there, or even his own name.
A. Prowl was a special type of prostitute, he is installed with a program that allows his owner to repeatedly wipe his memory, and alter his skill set and personality. This is illegal because the program will eventually fry the mech’s CPU. The last mech who bought Prowl thought that this was what happened to him and just left him to die.
B. Prowl is a cybertronian chimera, two sparks mostly merged to function as one. Prowl’s personality is much weaker than Nightstrike’s personality, this has allowed Nightstrike to completely suppress Prowl’s personality at will, this means Prowl’s personality is in a state akin to a coma most of the time. Nightstrike finds this a highly useful “skill” for a bounty hunter to have; you see Nightstrike is Lockdown’s mate. This is why Lockdown let Prowl go. When Prowl starts to accept Jazz’s courting, Nightstrike decides enough is enough and forces Prowl under once more.
9. Jazz nearly had a spark attack when he arrived on earth and found that his intended sparkmate, Prowl, wasn’t as dead as he had been told.
A. Prowl’s memories of Jazz have been blocked/wiped.
B. Prowl was told that Jazz abandoned him.
C. Prowl was told Jazz was dead.
TF:A Non Jazz/Prowl bunnies
1. TF:A Bumblebee gets a Darwin Award Honorable Mention; he’s thrilled until Fanzone explains what a Darwin Award is for.
2. Sari’s mother was a werewolf who was killed by a rival pack; Sari however takes after her father’s great-grandmother who was a wereleopard.
3. There is a dryad living in Prowl’s tree. She dislikes Bee and her actions end up convincing him that Prowl’s tree is evil. (Prowl may or may not know about the dryad)
4. Sari is Gaia’s daughter.
5. Primus is Gaia’s little brother. Unicron is his mate. Gaia hates it when her brother-in-law shows up unannounced.
6. The Autobots get turned into weres (humans that can turn into animals). Someone gets the short end of the stick.
Optimus = Wolf
Bulkhead= Bear
Ratchet= Badger
Prowl= Black Leopard
Bumblebee= Welsh corgi/Yorkie
Jazz= Snow Leopard
Sentinal= Rottweiler/Pit Bull
Ultra Magnus= Mastiff/Great Dane
7. Gaia has finally had enough of Sentinal insulting her and her children.
8. ?human: “Sentinal?”
Sentinal: “What!” *glares at human*
?human: “Do you really think getting the creator of the universe mad at you is a good idea?”
9. The Allspark arrived on earth many years ago; however instead of simply landing it went one step further to hide. It dissolved into energy and merged with all life on earth, because there were so many life forms on earth the amount given to each was minimal and the changes made were extremely small. Millions of years later an interesting phenomenon is happening among humans, every now and then when a human dies their soul is converted to a spark which then converts a vehicle or other machine into a new body. This process has been dubbed Second Chance because the new spark contains the memories and personality who ever died. The Earthborn are all part of a psychic network which allows them to know where all others are, and to communicate telepathically. When Optimus’ crew land they are surprised to find that these transformers do not share this ability.
10. Sentinal is challenged to a duel by a human.
11. Sentinal loses a bet with a human and has to accompany the human on his/her visits to every elementary school and daycare in Detroit.
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Date: 2008-10-08 08:08 am (UTC)Correct me if I'm wrong, but I seem to have started something here.
6. The Autobots get turned into weres (humans that can turn into animals). Someone gets the short end of the stick.
Sentinal= Rottweiler/Pit Bull
*snickers*
10. Sentinal is challenged to a duel by a human.
*is in hysterics* *gasps for air* Oh man, oh man. Combine this and #6 only he really is a dog... and wow this is funny. (there is a bit of inside humor present too, just in case someone feels like they're missing something)
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Date: 2008-10-08 11:02 pm (UTC)You're not wrong, when I saw your post I thought that at least one of Bee's stunts was worthy of a Darwin Award.
*snickers*
Actually, I was picturing Bee as getting the short end of the stick. Yes, Seninal would be upset about being organic but at least his new alt mode doesn't invoke the "Aww, lookit the cute little puppy dog" response.
*is in hysterics* *gasps for air* Oh man, oh man. Combine this and #6 only he really is a dog... and wow this is funny. (there is a bit of inside humor present too, just in case someone feels like they're missing something)
You have to admit he has it coming.
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Date: 2008-10-09 03:48 am (UTC)You have to admit he has it coming.
Oh he does. And if you know why I found it so funny (http://ink-in-hand.livejournal.com/4766.html), it's even sweeter.
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Date: 2011-02-10 05:28 am (UTC)Oh. . .oh, boy. I swear that yesterday was the first time I've visited here--so why do I see this idea here. . .?
But--ooh, I think I will fill this. Because it would be awesome, and I want to write a TF fic.