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Wow. I just realized we have 104 members and that 114 people are watching this community. And there have been 358 entries (not counting this one). *shocked*
1. An Autobot as Inspector Gadget's car.
2. Blaster used to be afraid of loud noises, until Rewind and Eject showed him that it was ok.
3. Optimus realizes that taking care of his scientists is good practice. After all, he does plan on having children one day.
4. "Remember never to forget."
5. He didn't want to be leverage.
6. Art. Starscream (or Skywarp or Thundercracker) holding Perceptor (or other Autobot) by the waist. They're in the air and Perceptor is leaning away from Starscream to get a better look at the view below.
7. Mirage ran away from from his abusive creators and met a not so nice mech who taught him to shoot.
8. Mirage has excellent aim and doesn't even really have to look to toss the basketball through the hoop. Too bad he doesn't really like the game.
9. "I was in a rush to not slightly believe you."
10. Inspired by Death Note. Perceptor grew up in a kind of Whammy House.
11. Art. Victorian masquerade. Masks look vaguely like the faces of various 'Bots and 'Cons.
12. Perceptor finally understands that other people can't see the things he sees.
13. Blaster: "Can't you hear the stars singing?"
14. A group of Autobots (Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert, and Mirage) go missing. It's as if they vanished into thin air between one step and the next. No one noticed when they vanished and it took a few hours for anyone to realize Perceptor, Blaster, and Red Alert were missing. It took even longer to realize Mirage was as well. One vorn later, they are found... with no memory of Autobots, Decepticons, or war.
15. "Ok, who was stupid enough to give Perceptor a grenade launcher? And why did you have to tell him to have fun?"
16. "I didn't even get to shoot anything."
17. "You don't look like you."
18. He fell and they followed, because no one should die alone.
19. Perceptor accomplished several impossible things before noon. Optimus wonders if it was a blessing or a curse to have someone who could completely disregard the laws of nature on his side.
20. Those that die... they stay in their bodies, feeling everything that's done to them.
21. Perceptor and Blaster were afraid of him and no one could figure out why.
22. You know those rabbits in Petshop of Horrors? I think the story was called Alice? Yeah, Perceptor meets those.
23. Perceptor can be really silly sometimes. Inspired by my kitten, Perceptor, who seems to be the silliest one of the bunch.
24. Dead and legally dead are two very different things.
25. Long ago, those with special abilities (invisibility, teleporting... Sight) were ostracized by society. So they left Cybertron and colonized a distant world. Eventually, the people of Cybertron believed they were nothing more than a myth (like how humans believe faeries are a myth). But a few vorn after the war, the Decepticons discover proof that they exist. Believing that this could give him a huge advantage, Megatron orders this world found.
26. Blurr/Swindle. Because someone mentioned it on the kink meme.
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had.
28. He had been upgraded without consent and no one was more pissed about it than he was. ~Quote from this BTVS/Stargate fic.
29. "He'll try to kill us!"
"That's why I'm sending you in first!"
30. Art. Perceptor following a trail of little science projects into a trap.
31. What if Skywarp just stops in the middle of teleporting?
32. Perceptor cures a vampire's sensitivity to sunlight.
33. His soul wouldn't fit.
34. For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky.
35. Genealogy.
36. How would Skywarp handle losing his ability to teleport?
37. For once, loyalties didn't matter.
38. "The Gates of Hell are open to all."
39. Who would Perceptor be if he wasn't Perceptor?
40. Art. Motormaster is angry. An Autobot is nervous and is backing away.
41. The Dinobots misunderstand the meaning of Family Tree.
42. Blaster and Cassettes. Soundwave and Cassettes. The Parent Trap.
43. He thought his home was haunted. He never thought that he himself was the ghost haunting it.
44. Blaster's Cassettes are killed. Something in his mind snaps, making him unable to understand that they are not coming back.
45. To see things with your own eyes is not always to see the truth.
45. What if the Dinobots had been created as a Gestalt?
46. Death takes a holiday.
47. They rescued him, healed him. But maybe they should have allowed him to die.
48. "At least tell me they had the decency to go insane." ~BTVS.
49. "There is no problem so big or complicated that it can't be blown up." ~BTVS.
50. Art. Mixmaster as a ferret.
51. "Live and learn. Almost die and learn way more." ~BTVS.
52. "So 'minding' an unstable reality means containing it, right? Means time and logic and everything's just bendy in the brain, am I close?" ~BTVS.
53. "My grip on reality is not that grippy." ~BTVS.
54. They can feel when their creations are hurt.
55. Corporal punishment.
56. "I don't know nothing." Most people mean "I don't know anything" when they say that. Except Perceptor.
57. Optimus finds himself alone in the Ark with Perceptor and Wheeljack. Primus help him.
58. 2007. Cosmos arrives on Earth. Or maybe he's been here awhile.
59. Perceptor and Bluestreak are separated from the others during a battle and are trapped in a cave-in. The others are having trouble locating them until Perceptor shows up and leads them to where he left Bluestreak. When they dig him out... they also find Perceptor. Was Perceptor dead and his ghost saved Bluestreak or was it a crisis apparition? You decide.
60. Steeljaw is held prisoner by a circus lion tamer. Well, not exactly held prisoner. More like Steeljaw feels so much pity for the pathetic lion tamer that he decided to humor him for a while.
61. "I am going to die."
"... Why do you say that?"
"I don't know. It just popped into my mind." *pause* "It's rather frightening."
62. "Why bring me back and not them?"
63. Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton.
64. Perceptor never went to school, never studied science. He really only knows so much about it because he spent his entire life as a test subject.
65. There are those that were built in a factory. And there are those who were 'born' to a family. How differently are they treated?
66. 2007. Hook was created on Earth. The other Constructions weren't.
67. 2007.. Crossover with Stargate: Atlantis. Three hundred years before the battle of Mission City, a team of Autobots (Ultra Magnus, Perceptor, Blaster, and Hot Rod) crash into the lost city of Atlantis. Badly injured, they enter stasis lock. While they heal, Atlantis decides to help... and makes a few adjustments. Even after they are fully healed, she keeps them asleep until they are needed.
68. Perceptor has really good reflexes. Which is why you should never startle him. Too bad [insert character name] never got the memo.
69. Perceptor overhears a conversation and learns exactly how people feel about him. And he begins wondering if joining the Autobots was the right decision after all.
70. Sam: "I'm not exactly a cat person."
Autobot: "But you have Mojo."
Sam: "In case you haven't noticed, Mojo is a dog."
Autobot: "He's tiny and is a pet. I don't see the difference."
1. An Autobot as Inspector Gadget's car.
2. Blaster used to be afraid of loud noises, until Rewind and Eject showed him that it was ok.
3. Optimus realizes that taking care of his scientists is good practice. After all, he does plan on having children one day.
4. "Remember never to forget."
5. He didn't want to be leverage.
6. Art. Starscream (or Skywarp or Thundercracker) holding Perceptor (or other Autobot) by the waist. They're in the air and Perceptor is leaning away from Starscream to get a better look at the view below.
7. Mirage ran away from from his abusive creators and met a not so nice mech who taught him to shoot.
8. Mirage has excellent aim and doesn't even really have to look to toss the basketball through the hoop. Too bad he doesn't really like the game.
9. "I was in a rush to not slightly believe you."
10. Inspired by Death Note. Perceptor grew up in a kind of Whammy House.
11. Art. Victorian masquerade. Masks look vaguely like the faces of various 'Bots and 'Cons.
12. Perceptor finally understands that other people can't see the things he sees.
13. Blaster: "Can't you hear the stars singing?"
14. A group of Autobots (Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert, and Mirage) go missing. It's as if they vanished into thin air between one step and the next. No one noticed when they vanished and it took a few hours for anyone to realize Perceptor, Blaster, and Red Alert were missing. It took even longer to realize Mirage was as well. One vorn later, they are found... with no memory of Autobots, Decepticons, or war.
15. "Ok, who was stupid enough to give Perceptor a grenade launcher? And why did you have to tell him to have fun?"
16. "I didn't even get to shoot anything."
17. "You don't look like you."
18. He fell and they followed, because no one should die alone.
19. Perceptor accomplished several impossible things before noon. Optimus wonders if it was a blessing or a curse to have someone who could completely disregard the laws of nature on his side.
20. Those that die... they stay in their bodies, feeling everything that's done to them.
21. Perceptor and Blaster were afraid of him and no one could figure out why.
22. You know those rabbits in Petshop of Horrors? I think the story was called Alice? Yeah, Perceptor meets those.
23. Perceptor can be really silly sometimes. Inspired by my kitten, Perceptor, who seems to be the silliest one of the bunch.
24. Dead and legally dead are two very different things.
25. Long ago, those with special abilities (invisibility, teleporting... Sight) were ostracized by society. So they left Cybertron and colonized a distant world. Eventually, the people of Cybertron believed they were nothing more than a myth (like how humans believe faeries are a myth). But a few vorn after the war, the Decepticons discover proof that they exist. Believing that this could give him a huge advantage, Megatron orders this world found.
26. Blurr/Swindle. Because someone mentioned it on the kink meme.
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had.
28. He had been upgraded without consent and no one was more pissed about it than he was. ~Quote from this BTVS/Stargate fic.
29. "He'll try to kill us!"
"That's why I'm sending you in first!"
30. Art. Perceptor following a trail of little science projects into a trap.
31. What if Skywarp just stops in the middle of teleporting?
32. Perceptor cures a vampire's sensitivity to sunlight.
33. His soul wouldn't fit.
34. For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky.
35. Genealogy.
36. How would Skywarp handle losing his ability to teleport?
37. For once, loyalties didn't matter.
38. "The Gates of Hell are open to all."
39. Who would Perceptor be if he wasn't Perceptor?
40. Art. Motormaster is angry. An Autobot is nervous and is backing away.
41. The Dinobots misunderstand the meaning of Family Tree.
42. Blaster and Cassettes. Soundwave and Cassettes. The Parent Trap.
43. He thought his home was haunted. He never thought that he himself was the ghost haunting it.
44. Blaster's Cassettes are killed. Something in his mind snaps, making him unable to understand that they are not coming back.
45. To see things with your own eyes is not always to see the truth.
45. What if the Dinobots had been created as a Gestalt?
46. Death takes a holiday.
47. They rescued him, healed him. But maybe they should have allowed him to die.
48. "At least tell me they had the decency to go insane." ~BTVS.
49. "There is no problem so big or complicated that it can't be blown up." ~BTVS.
50. Art. Mixmaster as a ferret.
51. "Live and learn. Almost die and learn way more." ~BTVS.
52. "So 'minding' an unstable reality means containing it, right? Means time and logic and everything's just bendy in the brain, am I close?" ~BTVS.
53. "My grip on reality is not that grippy." ~BTVS.
54. They can feel when their creations are hurt.
55. Corporal punishment.
56. "I don't know nothing." Most people mean "I don't know anything" when they say that. Except Perceptor.
57. Optimus finds himself alone in the Ark with Perceptor and Wheeljack. Primus help him.
58. 2007. Cosmos arrives on Earth. Or maybe he's been here awhile.
59. Perceptor and Bluestreak are separated from the others during a battle and are trapped in a cave-in. The others are having trouble locating them until Perceptor shows up and leads them to where he left Bluestreak. When they dig him out... they also find Perceptor. Was Perceptor dead and his ghost saved Bluestreak or was it a crisis apparition? You decide.
60. Steeljaw is held prisoner by a circus lion tamer. Well, not exactly held prisoner. More like Steeljaw feels so much pity for the pathetic lion tamer that he decided to humor him for a while.
61. "I am going to die."
"... Why do you say that?"
"I don't know. It just popped into my mind." *pause* "It's rather frightening."
62. "Why bring me back and not them?"
63. Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton.
64. Perceptor never went to school, never studied science. He really only knows so much about it because he spent his entire life as a test subject.
65. There are those that were built in a factory. And there are those who were 'born' to a family. How differently are they treated?
66. 2007. Hook was created on Earth. The other Constructions weren't.
67. 2007.. Crossover with Stargate: Atlantis. Three hundred years before the battle of Mission City, a team of Autobots (Ultra Magnus, Perceptor, Blaster, and Hot Rod) crash into the lost city of Atlantis. Badly injured, they enter stasis lock. While they heal, Atlantis decides to help... and makes a few adjustments. Even after they are fully healed, she keeps them asleep until they are needed.
68. Perceptor has really good reflexes. Which is why you should never startle him. Too bad [insert character name] never got the memo.
69. Perceptor overhears a conversation and learns exactly how people feel about him. And he begins wondering if joining the Autobots was the right decision after all.
70. Sam: "I'm not exactly a cat person."
Autobot: "But you have Mojo."
Sam: "In case you haven't noticed, Mojo is a dog."
Autobot: "He's tiny and is a pet. I don't see the difference."
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Blaster demands I adopt this one and I can't deny him anything. :P
Dead and legally dead are two very different things.
This one is giving me all sorts of ideas.
Blaster and Cassettes. Soundwave and Cassettes. The Parent Trap.
You have no idea what you've just unleashed into my head, do you? D:
Also, #70 totally made me laugh.
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*happy dance* I look forward to seeing it!
This one is giving me all sorts of ideas.
Like what? *curious*
You have no idea what you've just unleashed into my head, do you? D:
... Sorry?
Also, #70 totally made me laugh.
Made me laugh too. Who do you think Sam is talking to?
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Mainly, I want to do something with my science OTP and one of my older fics; I want to have Wheeljack come to Earth and just shock the heck out of Perceptor, who was informed that Wheeljack was dead.
Also, it could totally be used for some Skyfire/Starscream goodness.
... Sorry?
The cassettes are already plotting. I am doomed. Should be hilarious, though, so all is forgiven. :P
For #70, either Ironhide, who's, of course, still upset with Mojo, or maybe one of the twins.
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*wants to see* I wonder who told Perceptor that Wheeljack was dead.
Also, it could totally be used for some Skyfire/Starscream goodness.
*agrees*
The cassettes are already plotting. I am doomed. Should be hilarious, though, so all is forgiven. :P
*grins*
For #70, either Ironhide, who's, of course, still upset with Mojo, or maybe one of the twins.
Ironhide is exactly who I was thinking of.
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For some reason, this made me think of that waiting room the dead go to in Beetlejuice.
"Okay. Did you fill out the forms?" *sigh* "Sir. You have to fill out that form in order to legalize your death."
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I wonder what would happen if you were illegally dead. *hasn't seen Beetlejuice in years*
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Wow. I dread to know what the actual individual BUNNY count is. O_O
2. Blaster used to be afraid of loud noises, until Rewind and Eject showed him that it was ok.
.... and snce regret it. :)
Or rather the rest of the Ark.
5. He didn't want to be leverage.
CURSES! First thought was Percep... SKYWARP! Yes I was thinking Skywarp, Perceptor was never my first though. And I'm sticking to that story!
12. Perceptor finally understands that other people can't see the things he sees.
But at least some of the 'things' commiserate.
14.
Intriguing. I wonder what happened to them?
18. He fell and they followed, because no one should die alone.
OK so I thought of Ratchet and then the Twins following.
22. You know those rabbits in Petshop of Horrors? I think the story was called Alice? Yeah, Perceptor meets those.
Scary.
23. Perceptor can be really silly sometimes. Inspired by my kitten, Perceptor, who seems to be the silliest one of the bunch.
You have kittens?! Awwww. By chance are any of the others called Wheeljack and Ratchet? Possibly Red Alert?
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had.
In this fandom that's pretty damn hard.
My cracky little mind is having a field day.
The wierder part is saying Sharkticon or Wheelie.
The saner part, well as sane as, is veering towards Swoop or Breakdown.
29. "He'll try to kill us!"
"That's why I'm sending you in first!"
Ratchet's Medbay = Danger room!
36. How would Skywarp handle losing his ability to teleport?
For starters I guess he would avoid Megatron.
39. Who would Perceptor be if he wasn't Perceptor?
Motormaster?
43. He thought his home was haunted. He never thought that he himself was the ghost haunting it.
Like a certain movie of which name I won't mention in case of spoiling for others?
44. Blaster's Cassettes are killed. Something in his mind snaps, making him unable to understand that they are not coming back.
And perhaps tries to replace them with Soundwave's?
45. To see things with your own eyes is not always to see the truth.
Darn, darn, darn. Again thought goes to Perceptor. Bunny 44 on next list added...
45. What if the Dinobots had been created as a Gestalt?
Metroplex would be a whole lot more fun to explore. X)
47. They rescued him, healed him. But maybe they should have allowed him to die.
All Red Alert could think of was the bodies of his brothers held to the amusement of the Decepticons. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe died so he could be saved. They deserved to live instead of his own worthless hide.
55. Corporal punishment.
...was normal for the Autobots.
65. There are those that were built in a factory. And there are those who were 'born' to a family. How differently are they treated?
And the family line was considered precious, so the divide between the royals and the 'bastard' citizens of Cybertron were miles apart. Royals leading the life of Riley.,
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Well, I've posted... *checks* about 40 bunny posts. And considering how long my lists usually are and how long others' posts usually are... I'd say there are easily over 2,000 total bunnies on this community. I don't have the attention span to actually add them all up.
.... and snce regret it. :)
Or rather the rest of the Ark.
Yes, Eject and Rewind regret it every day. Luckily, though, they were smart enough to keep what they did a secret.
CURSES! First thought was Percep... SKYWARP! Yes I was thinking Skywarp, Perceptor was never my first though. And I'm sticking to that story!
Skywarp. Sure he was. *amused*
But at least some of the 'things' commiserate.
But now he has people thinking he's insane for talking to 'thin air'.
Intriguing. I wonder what happened to them?
I really have no idea. Though I wonder what the Autobots will do now. Pull them back into the war, try to cure them, or leave them be?
OK so I thought of Ratchet and then the Twins following.
*is sad*
Scary.
*nods* Perceptor is trying to hide behind Brawn. It's not working.
You have kittens?! Awwww. By chance are any of the others called Wheeljack and Ratchet? Possibly Red Alert?
I have Perceptor and Blaster (http://kirin-saga.livejournal.com/16259.html#cutid1). The other three belong to mom and are Littlecloud, Mrs. Murphy, and Amelia.
In this fandom that's pretty damn hard.
My cracky little mind is having a field day.
The wierder part is saying Sharkticon or Wheelie.
The saner part, well as sane as, is veering towards Swoop or Breakdown.
It is hard. I was actually thinking of the Ten ____ [character name] Never Had fics over on tthfanfic.org. The author write ficlets where they do have them. If that makes sense.
Ratchet's Medbay = Danger room!
"Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!"
"Blaster, turn off the radio. It's not funny."
For starters I guess he would avoid Megatron.
*agrees*
Motormaster?
I just got a strong feeling of Deja Vu.
Like a certain movie of which name I won't mention in case of spoiling for others?
*doesn't know what movie you mean* This bunny was actually inspired by a chapter of xxxHoLiC.
And perhaps tries to replace them with Soundwave's?
I hadn't thought of that. I was thinking he would keep asking when they would return from their mission. Why haven't they been around? Are they mad at him? And everyone too heartbroken to tell him the truth. But I guess he could easily go from that to hallucinations, seeing his Cassettes when he's looking at Soundwave's. I wonder how the Autobots would react to that. And how Blaster would react to Soundwave taking away 'his' Cassettes.
Darn, darn, darn. Again thought goes to Perceptor. Bunny 44 on next list added...
Sorry? *grins*
Metroplex would be a whole lot more fun to explore. X)
Oh?
All Red Alert could think of was the bodies of his brothers held to the amusement of the Decepticons. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe died so he could be saved. They deserved to live instead of his own worthless hide.
*CRIES* Inferno had better keep a close eye on him.
...was normal for the Autobots.
... And Optimus has a paddle hanging on the wall of his office.
And the family line was considered precious, so the divide between the royals and the 'bastard' citizens of Cybertron were miles apart. Royals leading the life of Riley.,
I wonder if they even speak the same language anymore, if the divide is that large. And who's Riley?
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This kinda reminds me of a short story I read forever ago, only the narrator knew he was dead and the reader only found out in the last couple of paragraphs.
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Starscream: Stop leaning like that or I'll drop you! Is that what you want?!
22. You know those rabbits in Petshop of Horrors? I think the story was called Alice? Yeah, Perceptor meets those.
Yes, that was the Alice story! Jeez, it's been YEARS since I read that! Our bunnies are very similar to those, though, what with the way they all chomp so!
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had.
Sideswipe decides to do charts for every member of the Ark's crew, just to tease them on who they can't have. However, it backfires...
Sideswipe: *reading* Slag, Sunstreaker, at this point who HASN'T Perceptor done!? The only one on the list so far is you!
Sunstreaker: Well... actually...
Sideswipe: WHAT!?
44. Blaster's Cassettes are killed. Something in his mind snaps, making him unable to understand that they are not coming back.
I really like this idea. It seems so... discomforting!
46. Death takes a holiday.
This gives me an almost totally-unrelated idea...
63. Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton.
The psychic-ness of this fandom is epic - this song had been stuck in my head all day!
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Perceptor: *briefly wonders how it would feel like to fall like that and what data he could gather* *realizes Starscream wouldn't catch him* *sighs and cuddles closer to Starscream*
Starscream: *pretends to not enjoy cuddling with an Autobot*
Yes, that was the Alice story! Jeez, it's been YEARS since I read that! Our bunnies are very similar to those, though, what with the way they all chomp so!
Which would explain why Perceptor seems to be working on a bunny repellent.
Perceptor: *panics* "How... how did you know about that?"
Kirin: *evil grin*
Perceptor: *cowers*
Sideswipe decides to do charts for every member of the Ark's crew, just to tease them on who they can't have. However, it backfires...
Sideswipe: *reading* Slag, Sunstreaker, at this point who HASN'T Perceptor done!? The only one on the list so far is you!
Sunstreaker: Well... actually...
Sideswipe: WHAT!?
For a second, I swear Sideswipe was talking to Slag as well as Sunstreaker. Then I realized he wouldn't talk about this to a Dinobot.
So... if Sideswipe thought Sunstreaker was the only one on the list, does that mean that he himself has done Perceptor?
I wonder how Perceptor has manged to sleep with the the Ark's entire crew, while somehow managing to keep everyone thinking he was sweet and innocent. That takes skill.
I really like this idea. It seems so... discomforting!
It is. *cries*
This gives me an almost totally-unrelated idea...
*curious*
The psychic-ness of this fandom is epic - this song had been stuck in my head all day!
*looks around for Cassettes*
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Starscream: *pretends to not enjoy cuddling with an Autobot*
Awwwww.... that is SO cute! (I can totally Starscream blushing, but still with an annoyed expression. I love this mental image!)
Which would explain why Perceptor seems to be working on a bunny repellent.
Quick! Sabotage it! *whistles innocently*
So... if Sideswipe thought Sunstreaker was the only one on the list, does that mean that he himself has done Perceptor?
I sure hope so! Either that or he wasn't counting himself. Though, Sides does seem like the type to sleep around. (Sorry, Sideswipe! I love you, but you're totally a slut!)
I wonder how Perceptor has manged to sleep with the the Ark's entire crew, while somehow managing to keep everyone thinking he was sweet and innocent. That takes skill.
If anyone is smart enough to figure out a way to do this, it's Perceptor.
Well, maybe nobody else KNEW he was sleeping around...
*curious*
Ehehehe... I actually forgot it...
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Because he wanted Mirage to work for him as an assassin.
13. Blaster: "Can't you hear the stars singing?"
*Loves*
14. A group of Autobots (Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert, and Mirage) go missing. It's as if they vanished into thin air between one step and the next. No one noticed when they vanished and it took a few hours for anyone to realize Perceptor, Blaster, and Red Alert were missing. It took even longer to realize Mirage was as well. One vorn later, they are found... with no memory of Autobots, Decepticons, or war.
I read it and thought of 4400.
18. He fell and they followed, because no one should die alone.
Too obvious, but I can't stop thinking of either Soundwave or Blaster dying and the cassettes following them.
20. Those that die... they stay in their bodies, feeling everything that's done to them.
Perceptor!
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had.
Ten Lovers Huffer Never Had!
1.Sunstreaker
2.Ratchet
3.Starscream
4.Ironhide
5. Astrotrain
6. Grimlock
7. Shockwave
8. Elita-1
9. Arcee
10. Optimus Prime or Megatron
32. Perceptor cures a vampire's sensitivity to sunlight.
I'm seeing the other vampire sharing this miraculous cure to other vampires and dooming the entire human race.
49. "There is no problem so big or complicated that it can't be blown up." ~BTVS.
Wheeljack's true motto!
59. Perceptor and Bluestreak are separated from the others during a battle and are trapped in a cave-in. The others are having trouble locating them until Perceptor shows up and leads them to where he left Bluestreak. When they dig him out... they also find Perceptor. Was Perceptor dead and his ghost saved Bluestreak or was it a crisis apparition? You decide.
*loves*
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Yep!
I read it and thought of 4400.
Excellent thought!
Too obvious, but I can't stop thinking of either Soundwave or Blaster dying and the cassettes following them.
*cries* I want to see! *CRIES* *cuddles kitten!Blaster*
I'm seeing the other vampire sharing this miraculous cure to other vampires and dooming the entire human race.
And Perceptor not caring as he happily gathers data on the reactions of humans fleeing for their lives.
Wheeljack's true motto!
It really is. Sadly, Ratchet made him take the sign down. He claimed it was scaring the visitors or something. Ridiculous.
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And once his name is known among other supernatural creatures, they all start going to him to find cures for their 'weaknesses', like werewolves resistant to silver. XD
It really is. Sadly, Ratchet made him take the sign down. He claimed it was scaring the visitors or something. Ridiculous.
Sadly, the damage was already done and no one wants to help Wheeljack in his lab.
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For some reason this strikes me as being thought by Hot Rod... at least, the version of my Roddy muse who is Optimus and Magnus's sparkling.
15. "Ok, who was stupid enough to give Perceptor a grenade launcher? And why did you have to tell him to have fun?"
16. "I didn't even get to shoot anything."
These are so much the same story.
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had.
Primus. My Non-Magnus god-muse will sleep with anybody - this of course means this list is also his "The Only Ten Lovers Primus Has Never Had" list.
34. For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky.
I always thought that line was interesting, but was a bit depressed in the episode by it's literal usage. I'd love to see it used more... poetically.
45. What if the Dinobots had been created as a Gestalt?
Robosaurus. XD
54. They can feel when their creations are hurt.
Soundwave and Blaster.
58. 2007. Cosmos arrives on Earth. Or maybe he's been here awhile.
It always got up Sector 7's noses that Area 51 would not release the UFO-bot to them.
62. "Why bring me back and not them?"
My Primus-Mags muse is depressed, this is something Optimus asks him. "Them" meaning the other Autobots who died in the attack of Autobot City.
64. Perceptor never went to school, never studied science. He really only knows so much about it because he spent his entire life as a test subject.
This demands hugs. Lots of hugs. And Perce being allowed to experiment on anything he wants (with a few small guidelines about explosions and experimenting on other mechs... but I don't think he'd do the latter after that sort of history).
65. There are those that were built in a factory. And there are those who were 'born' to a family. How differently are they treated?
Depends on what era. In early Cybertron, factory built were normal and 'born' bots were freaks, because the idea of being raised from sparklinghood was adopted from Cybertron's first contact with organics.
Later eras (like, say, right before the war started) factory mechs were considered plebeian labour bots, while family-raised are for those who have the money and time to dedicate to personally raising a child. Also, family-raising became desirable because it makes a far more mentally flexible bot.
During the war, family-raised is not a safe option. Sparklings can be kidnapped too easily and it takes up resources that can be used elsewhere. Factory bots can be programmed in construction and sparked ready to go into battle, and on the Decepticon side, also don't need to be converted/indoctrinated into the cause.
67. 2007.. Crossover with Stargate: Atlantis. Three hundred years before the battle of Mission City, a team of Autobots (Ultra Magnus, Perceptor, Blaster, and Hot Rod) crash into the lost city of Atlantis. Badly injured, they enter stasis lock. While they heal, Atlantis decides to help... and makes a few adjustments. Even after they are fully healed, she keeps them asleep until they are needed.
While my Magnus muse is mostly a G1 muse, he is NOT HAPPY about being kept away from Optimus.
70. Sam: "I'm not exactly a cat person."
Autobot: "But you have Mojo."
Sam: "In case you haven't noticed, Mojo is a dog."
Autobot: "He's tiny and is a pet. I don't see the difference."
Ironhide. He never really got over the "lubricating" incident.
69. Perceptor overhears a conversation and learns exactly how people feel about him. And he begins wondering if joining the Autobots was the right decision after all.
This demands more hugs.
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And thus they go looking for an actual tree. Wheeljack just didn't have the spark to tell them it wasn't an actual tree.
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The bunny is sated. (http://ink-in-hand.livejournal.com/17444.html)
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