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Wow. I just realized we have 104 members and that 114 people are watching this community. And there have been 358 entries (not counting this one). *shocked*
1. An Autobot as Inspector Gadget's car.
2. Blaster used to be afraid of loud noises, until Rewind and Eject showed him that it was ok.
3. Optimus realizes that taking care of his scientists is good practice. After all, he does plan on having children one day.
4. "Remember never to forget."
5. He didn't want to be leverage.
6. Art. Starscream (or Skywarp or Thundercracker) holding Perceptor (or other Autobot) by the waist. They're in the air and Perceptor is leaning away from Starscream to get a better look at the view below.
7. Mirage ran away from from his abusive creators and met a not so nice mech who taught him to shoot.
8. Mirage has excellent aim and doesn't even really have to look to toss the basketball through the hoop. Too bad he doesn't really like the game.
9. "I was in a rush to not slightly believe you."
10. Inspired by Death Note. Perceptor grew up in a kind of Whammy House.
11. Art. Victorian masquerade. Masks look vaguely like the faces of various 'Bots and 'Cons.
12. Perceptor finally understands that other people can't see the things he sees.
13. Blaster: "Can't you hear the stars singing?"
14. A group of Autobots (Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert, and Mirage) go missing. It's as if they vanished into thin air between one step and the next. No one noticed when they vanished and it took a few hours for anyone to realize Perceptor, Blaster, and Red Alert were missing. It took even longer to realize Mirage was as well. One vorn later, they are found... with no memory of Autobots, Decepticons, or war.
15. "Ok, who was stupid enough to give Perceptor a grenade launcher? And why did you have to tell him to have fun?"
16. "I didn't even get to shoot anything."
17. "You don't look like you."
18. He fell and they followed, because no one should die alone.
19. Perceptor accomplished several impossible things before noon. Optimus wonders if it was a blessing or a curse to have someone who could completely disregard the laws of nature on his side.
20. Those that die... they stay in their bodies, feeling everything that's done to them.
21. Perceptor and Blaster were afraid of him and no one could figure out why.
22. You know those rabbits in Petshop of Horrors? I think the story was called Alice? Yeah, Perceptor meets those.
23. Perceptor can be really silly sometimes. Inspired by my kitten, Perceptor, who seems to be the silliest one of the bunch.
24. Dead and legally dead are two very different things.
25. Long ago, those with special abilities (invisibility, teleporting... Sight) were ostracized by society. So they left Cybertron and colonized a distant world. Eventually, the people of Cybertron believed they were nothing more than a myth (like how humans believe faeries are a myth). But a few vorn after the war, the Decepticons discover proof that they exist. Believing that this could give him a huge advantage, Megatron orders this world found.
26. Blurr/Swindle. Because someone mentioned it on the kink meme.
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had.
28. He had been upgraded without consent and no one was more pissed about it than he was. ~Quote from this BTVS/Stargate fic.
29. "He'll try to kill us!"
"That's why I'm sending you in first!"
30. Art. Perceptor following a trail of little science projects into a trap.
31. What if Skywarp just stops in the middle of teleporting?
32. Perceptor cures a vampire's sensitivity to sunlight.
33. His soul wouldn't fit.
34. For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky.
35. Genealogy.
36. How would Skywarp handle losing his ability to teleport?
37. For once, loyalties didn't matter.
38. "The Gates of Hell are open to all."
39. Who would Perceptor be if he wasn't Perceptor?
40. Art. Motormaster is angry. An Autobot is nervous and is backing away.
41. The Dinobots misunderstand the meaning of Family Tree.
42. Blaster and Cassettes. Soundwave and Cassettes. The Parent Trap.
43. He thought his home was haunted. He never thought that he himself was the ghost haunting it.
44. Blaster's Cassettes are killed. Something in his mind snaps, making him unable to understand that they are not coming back.
45. To see things with your own eyes is not always to see the truth.
45. What if the Dinobots had been created as a Gestalt?
46. Death takes a holiday.
47. They rescued him, healed him. But maybe they should have allowed him to die.
48. "At least tell me they had the decency to go insane." ~BTVS.
49. "There is no problem so big or complicated that it can't be blown up." ~BTVS.
50. Art. Mixmaster as a ferret.
51. "Live and learn. Almost die and learn way more." ~BTVS.
52. "So 'minding' an unstable reality means containing it, right? Means time and logic and everything's just bendy in the brain, am I close?" ~BTVS.
53. "My grip on reality is not that grippy." ~BTVS.
54. They can feel when their creations are hurt.
55. Corporal punishment.
56. "I don't know nothing." Most people mean "I don't know anything" when they say that. Except Perceptor.
57. Optimus finds himself alone in the Ark with Perceptor and Wheeljack. Primus help him.
58. 2007. Cosmos arrives on Earth. Or maybe he's been here awhile.
59. Perceptor and Bluestreak are separated from the others during a battle and are trapped in a cave-in. The others are having trouble locating them until Perceptor shows up and leads them to where he left Bluestreak. When they dig him out... they also find Perceptor. Was Perceptor dead and his ghost saved Bluestreak or was it a crisis apparition? You decide.
60. Steeljaw is held prisoner by a circus lion tamer. Well, not exactly held prisoner. More like Steeljaw feels so much pity for the pathetic lion tamer that he decided to humor him for a while.
61. "I am going to die."
"... Why do you say that?"
"I don't know. It just popped into my mind." *pause* "It's rather frightening."
62. "Why bring me back and not them?"
63. Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton.
64. Perceptor never went to school, never studied science. He really only knows so much about it because he spent his entire life as a test subject.
65. There are those that were built in a factory. And there are those who were 'born' to a family. How differently are they treated?
66. 2007. Hook was created on Earth. The other Constructions weren't.
67. 2007.. Crossover with Stargate: Atlantis. Three hundred years before the battle of Mission City, a team of Autobots (Ultra Magnus, Perceptor, Blaster, and Hot Rod) crash into the lost city of Atlantis. Badly injured, they enter stasis lock. While they heal, Atlantis decides to help... and makes a few adjustments. Even after they are fully healed, she keeps them asleep until they are needed.
68. Perceptor has really good reflexes. Which is why you should never startle him. Too bad [insert character name] never got the memo.
69. Perceptor overhears a conversation and learns exactly how people feel about him. And he begins wondering if joining the Autobots was the right decision after all.
70. Sam: "I'm not exactly a cat person."
Autobot: "But you have Mojo."
Sam: "In case you haven't noticed, Mojo is a dog."
Autobot: "He's tiny and is a pet. I don't see the difference."
1. An Autobot as Inspector Gadget's car.
2. Blaster used to be afraid of loud noises, until Rewind and Eject showed him that it was ok.
3. Optimus realizes that taking care of his scientists is good practice. After all, he does plan on having children one day.
4. "Remember never to forget."
5. He didn't want to be leverage.
6. Art. Starscream (or Skywarp or Thundercracker) holding Perceptor (or other Autobot) by the waist. They're in the air and Perceptor is leaning away from Starscream to get a better look at the view below.
7. Mirage ran away from from his abusive creators and met a not so nice mech who taught him to shoot.
8. Mirage has excellent aim and doesn't even really have to look to toss the basketball through the hoop. Too bad he doesn't really like the game.
9. "I was in a rush to not slightly believe you."
10. Inspired by Death Note. Perceptor grew up in a kind of Whammy House.
11. Art. Victorian masquerade. Masks look vaguely like the faces of various 'Bots and 'Cons.
12. Perceptor finally understands that other people can't see the things he sees.
13. Blaster: "Can't you hear the stars singing?"
14. A group of Autobots (Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert, and Mirage) go missing. It's as if they vanished into thin air between one step and the next. No one noticed when they vanished and it took a few hours for anyone to realize Perceptor, Blaster, and Red Alert were missing. It took even longer to realize Mirage was as well. One vorn later, they are found... with no memory of Autobots, Decepticons, or war.
15. "Ok, who was stupid enough to give Perceptor a grenade launcher? And why did you have to tell him to have fun?"
16. "I didn't even get to shoot anything."
17. "You don't look like you."
18. He fell and they followed, because no one should die alone.
19. Perceptor accomplished several impossible things before noon. Optimus wonders if it was a blessing or a curse to have someone who could completely disregard the laws of nature on his side.
20. Those that die... they stay in their bodies, feeling everything that's done to them.
21. Perceptor and Blaster were afraid of him and no one could figure out why.
22. You know those rabbits in Petshop of Horrors? I think the story was called Alice? Yeah, Perceptor meets those.
23. Perceptor can be really silly sometimes. Inspired by my kitten, Perceptor, who seems to be the silliest one of the bunch.
24. Dead and legally dead are two very different things.
25. Long ago, those with special abilities (invisibility, teleporting... Sight) were ostracized by society. So they left Cybertron and colonized a distant world. Eventually, the people of Cybertron believed they were nothing more than a myth (like how humans believe faeries are a myth). But a few vorn after the war, the Decepticons discover proof that they exist. Believing that this could give him a huge advantage, Megatron orders this world found.
26. Blurr/Swindle. Because someone mentioned it on the kink meme.
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had.
28. He had been upgraded without consent and no one was more pissed about it than he was. ~Quote from this BTVS/Stargate fic.
29. "He'll try to kill us!"
"That's why I'm sending you in first!"
30. Art. Perceptor following a trail of little science projects into a trap.
31. What if Skywarp just stops in the middle of teleporting?
32. Perceptor cures a vampire's sensitivity to sunlight.
33. His soul wouldn't fit.
34. For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky.
35. Genealogy.
36. How would Skywarp handle losing his ability to teleport?
37. For once, loyalties didn't matter.
38. "The Gates of Hell are open to all."
39. Who would Perceptor be if he wasn't Perceptor?
40. Art. Motormaster is angry. An Autobot is nervous and is backing away.
41. The Dinobots misunderstand the meaning of Family Tree.
42. Blaster and Cassettes. Soundwave and Cassettes. The Parent Trap.
43. He thought his home was haunted. He never thought that he himself was the ghost haunting it.
44. Blaster's Cassettes are killed. Something in his mind snaps, making him unable to understand that they are not coming back.
45. To see things with your own eyes is not always to see the truth.
45. What if the Dinobots had been created as a Gestalt?
46. Death takes a holiday.
47. They rescued him, healed him. But maybe they should have allowed him to die.
48. "At least tell me they had the decency to go insane." ~BTVS.
49. "There is no problem so big or complicated that it can't be blown up." ~BTVS.
50. Art. Mixmaster as a ferret.
51. "Live and learn. Almost die and learn way more." ~BTVS.
52. "So 'minding' an unstable reality means containing it, right? Means time and logic and everything's just bendy in the brain, am I close?" ~BTVS.
53. "My grip on reality is not that grippy." ~BTVS.
54. They can feel when their creations are hurt.
55. Corporal punishment.
56. "I don't know nothing." Most people mean "I don't know anything" when they say that. Except Perceptor.
57. Optimus finds himself alone in the Ark with Perceptor and Wheeljack. Primus help him.
58. 2007. Cosmos arrives on Earth. Or maybe he's been here awhile.
59. Perceptor and Bluestreak are separated from the others during a battle and are trapped in a cave-in. The others are having trouble locating them until Perceptor shows up and leads them to where he left Bluestreak. When they dig him out... they also find Perceptor. Was Perceptor dead and his ghost saved Bluestreak or was it a crisis apparition? You decide.
60. Steeljaw is held prisoner by a circus lion tamer. Well, not exactly held prisoner. More like Steeljaw feels so much pity for the pathetic lion tamer that he decided to humor him for a while.
61. "I am going to die."
"... Why do you say that?"
"I don't know. It just popped into my mind." *pause* "It's rather frightening."
62. "Why bring me back and not them?"
63. Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton.
64. Perceptor never went to school, never studied science. He really only knows so much about it because he spent his entire life as a test subject.
65. There are those that were built in a factory. And there are those who were 'born' to a family. How differently are they treated?
66. 2007. Hook was created on Earth. The other Constructions weren't.
67. 2007.. Crossover with Stargate: Atlantis. Three hundred years before the battle of Mission City, a team of Autobots (Ultra Magnus, Perceptor, Blaster, and Hot Rod) crash into the lost city of Atlantis. Badly injured, they enter stasis lock. While they heal, Atlantis decides to help... and makes a few adjustments. Even after they are fully healed, she keeps them asleep until they are needed.
68. Perceptor has really good reflexes. Which is why you should never startle him. Too bad [insert character name] never got the memo.
69. Perceptor overhears a conversation and learns exactly how people feel about him. And he begins wondering if joining the Autobots was the right decision after all.
70. Sam: "I'm not exactly a cat person."
Autobot: "But you have Mojo."
Sam: "In case you haven't noticed, Mojo is a dog."
Autobot: "He's tiny and is a pet. I don't see the difference."
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Starscream: Stop leaning like that or I'll drop you! Is that what you want?!
22. You know those rabbits in Petshop of Horrors? I think the story was called Alice? Yeah, Perceptor meets those.
Yes, that was the Alice story! Jeez, it's been YEARS since I read that! Our bunnies are very similar to those, though, what with the way they all chomp so!
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had.
Sideswipe decides to do charts for every member of the Ark's crew, just to tease them on who they can't have. However, it backfires...
Sideswipe: *reading* Slag, Sunstreaker, at this point who HASN'T Perceptor done!? The only one on the list so far is you!
Sunstreaker: Well... actually...
Sideswipe: WHAT!?
44. Blaster's Cassettes are killed. Something in his mind snaps, making him unable to understand that they are not coming back.
I really like this idea. It seems so... discomforting!
46. Death takes a holiday.
This gives me an almost totally-unrelated idea...
63. Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton.
The psychic-ness of this fandom is epic - this song had been stuck in my head all day!
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Perceptor: *briefly wonders how it would feel like to fall like that and what data he could gather* *realizes Starscream wouldn't catch him* *sighs and cuddles closer to Starscream*
Starscream: *pretends to not enjoy cuddling with an Autobot*
Yes, that was the Alice story! Jeez, it's been YEARS since I read that! Our bunnies are very similar to those, though, what with the way they all chomp so!
Which would explain why Perceptor seems to be working on a bunny repellent.
Perceptor: *panics* "How... how did you know about that?"
Kirin: *evil grin*
Perceptor: *cowers*
Sideswipe decides to do charts for every member of the Ark's crew, just to tease them on who they can't have. However, it backfires...
Sideswipe: *reading* Slag, Sunstreaker, at this point who HASN'T Perceptor done!? The only one on the list so far is you!
Sunstreaker: Well... actually...
Sideswipe: WHAT!?
For a second, I swear Sideswipe was talking to Slag as well as Sunstreaker. Then I realized he wouldn't talk about this to a Dinobot.
So... if Sideswipe thought Sunstreaker was the only one on the list, does that mean that he himself has done Perceptor?
I wonder how Perceptor has manged to sleep with the the Ark's entire crew, while somehow managing to keep everyone thinking he was sweet and innocent. That takes skill.
I really like this idea. It seems so... discomforting!
It is. *cries*
This gives me an almost totally-unrelated idea...
*curious*
The psychic-ness of this fandom is epic - this song had been stuck in my head all day!
*looks around for Cassettes*
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Starscream: *pretends to not enjoy cuddling with an Autobot*
Awwwww.... that is SO cute! (I can totally Starscream blushing, but still with an annoyed expression. I love this mental image!)
Which would explain why Perceptor seems to be working on a bunny repellent.
Quick! Sabotage it! *whistles innocently*
So... if Sideswipe thought Sunstreaker was the only one on the list, does that mean that he himself has done Perceptor?
I sure hope so! Either that or he wasn't counting himself. Though, Sides does seem like the type to sleep around. (Sorry, Sideswipe! I love you, but you're totally a slut!)
I wonder how Perceptor has manged to sleep with the the Ark's entire crew, while somehow managing to keep everyone thinking he was sweet and innocent. That takes skill.
If anyone is smart enough to figure out a way to do this, it's Perceptor.
Well, maybe nobody else KNEW he was sleeping around...
*curious*
Ehehehe... I actually forgot it...