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tf_bunny_farmA note to fellow bunny breeders. Do not sign up for stumbleupon if you value your sanity. I've been clicking through it for several hours,and half these bunnies are all its fault.
1. One of the constructicons escaped reprogramming and accompanied Omega Supreme on his chase across the universe.
2. The reason Prowl acts so stiff and ‘locks up’ is because he’s hiding his normal personality, and he’s not really a good actor.
3. Red Alert as a former double agent. Not that anyone besides himself knows about the ‘former’ part, and only the ‘cons know about the ‘double agent’ part. Starscream in Auto-Berserk was trying to coax back a comrade/close friend he thought had been reprogrammed by the Autobots.
4. It’d been a bad day, and he knew it was only going to get worse. As soon as he was able, he slipped away and hid in a dark corner of the monastery, curling into a ball and offlining his optics. The sensation of arms wrapped around him, and a shadowy whisper murmured comfort in his ear. He knew if he turned on his optics, there would be no one there, but that didn’t matter to him. Primus didn’t need to be seen to comfort his children.
5. Fireflight got left behind on Cybertron when the aerialbots got sent back in time. The aerialbots return to an altered time where ‘Flight is a high ranking Autobot and Prime’s bondmate. (inspired by this page.)
6. Blackout shot down the helicopter that was the model for his altmode. How about a one-shot from its pilot’s perspective?
7. He believed in the Decepticon cause deeply, truly, passionately. Which was why supporting the Autobots was his only real option.
8. Human 1: I’m fairly certain it never said ‘on the eight day, god created Cybertron’
Human 2: Of course not. His brother Primus did.
Theology is much more interesting when you add giant robots.
9. Decepticon: I think I have a concussion. I have a sudden desire to pronounce those squishies you haul around with you cute.
10. Cyclonus from G1 and Starscream from Energon, in the same room. That is all.
11. It’s a strange thing, but most Transformers believe any human they like aren’t ‘really’ human. Instead, they think that the human is simply a spark that got lost on its way back to matrix and ended up in a human shell instead.
12. Everyone has a line they won’t cross. Simmons hit his when Sector Seven started experimenting on humans.
13. When the Autobots found the allspark, it was in a sealed concrete dam, filled with the remains of a couple dozen dead adult humans, a few half-crazy teenagers, and several hundred starving, (unwillingly) cannibalistic younglings.
14. Prowl: That’s it.
Jazz: What’s it?
Prowl: Teletraan. It’s caused me enough problems. I’m executing it.
Jazz:…Prowl, I don’t think you can do that.
Prowl: *maniac gleam in optics* Watch me.
(inspired my desire to do the same to LiveJournal’s text editor)
15. Transformers change their names when they no longer fit. What does it mean when Starscream renames himself Nova?
16. A quick glance through Perceptor’s datapads is always enlightening…and a little disturbing.
17. One of the autobots once trekked halfway across Cybertron, alone, through Decepticon territory, carrying classified information about energon deposits, with no weapons. (“I believe the phrase here is ‘Beat that’.”)
18. Decepticon: Look, I’m not saying that Lord Megatron is a better leader then Optimus Prime. I’m not. All I’m saying is that at least when my leader’s dead, I want to choose the next one. I’d rather support a bad leader and a good system than the other way around, you know?
19. For once, Ratchet’s the one who’s been prohibited from meeting certain humans. (“No Cyborgs. Just no.”)
Inspired by this video.
20. I have this image of some human character (I think it’s Carly) gamely climbing up Perceptor’s back, because he’s avoiding everyone else, but he never notices the tiny humans running around underfoot. (or over-foot, for that matter.)
21. Strange art bunny. Swoop and Snarl playing mahjong, while the rest of the dinobots comment. (“Me Grimlock say this stupid.” “Me Snarl say you Grimlock shut up.”)
22. Computers are like cats- they don’t like each other very much.-very modern proverb
The same goes for sentient ships and cities.
23. "The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all." - H L Mencken
______ was once a lawyer. He’s got a better sense of why the war was started then most.
1. One of the constructicons escaped reprogramming and accompanied Omega Supreme on his chase across the universe.
2. The reason Prowl acts so stiff and ‘locks up’ is because he’s hiding his normal personality, and he’s not really a good actor.
3. Red Alert as a former double agent. Not that anyone besides himself knows about the ‘former’ part, and only the ‘cons know about the ‘double agent’ part. Starscream in Auto-Berserk was trying to coax back a comrade/close friend he thought had been reprogrammed by the Autobots.
4. It’d been a bad day, and he knew it was only going to get worse. As soon as he was able, he slipped away and hid in a dark corner of the monastery, curling into a ball and offlining his optics. The sensation of arms wrapped around him, and a shadowy whisper murmured comfort in his ear. He knew if he turned on his optics, there would be no one there, but that didn’t matter to him. Primus didn’t need to be seen to comfort his children.
5. Fireflight got left behind on Cybertron when the aerialbots got sent back in time. The aerialbots return to an altered time where ‘Flight is a high ranking Autobot and Prime’s bondmate. (inspired by this page.)
6. Blackout shot down the helicopter that was the model for his altmode. How about a one-shot from its pilot’s perspective?
7. He believed in the Decepticon cause deeply, truly, passionately. Which was why supporting the Autobots was his only real option.
8. Human 1: I’m fairly certain it never said ‘on the eight day, god created Cybertron’
Human 2: Of course not. His brother Primus did.
Theology is much more interesting when you add giant robots.
9. Decepticon: I think I have a concussion. I have a sudden desire to pronounce those squishies you haul around with you cute.
10. Cyclonus from G1 and Starscream from Energon, in the same room. That is all.
11. It’s a strange thing, but most Transformers believe any human they like aren’t ‘really’ human. Instead, they think that the human is simply a spark that got lost on its way back to matrix and ended up in a human shell instead.
12. Everyone has a line they won’t cross. Simmons hit his when Sector Seven started experimenting on humans.
13. When the Autobots found the allspark, it was in a sealed concrete dam, filled with the remains of a couple dozen dead adult humans, a few half-crazy teenagers, and several hundred starving, (unwillingly) cannibalistic younglings.
14. Prowl: That’s it.
Jazz: What’s it?
Prowl: Teletraan. It’s caused me enough problems. I’m executing it.
Jazz:…Prowl, I don’t think you can do that.
Prowl: *maniac gleam in optics* Watch me.
(inspired my desire to do the same to LiveJournal’s text editor)
15. Transformers change their names when they no longer fit. What does it mean when Starscream renames himself Nova?
16. A quick glance through Perceptor’s datapads is always enlightening…and a little disturbing.
17. One of the autobots once trekked halfway across Cybertron, alone, through Decepticon territory, carrying classified information about energon deposits, with no weapons. (“I believe the phrase here is ‘Beat that’.”)
18. Decepticon: Look, I’m not saying that Lord Megatron is a better leader then Optimus Prime. I’m not. All I’m saying is that at least when my leader’s dead, I want to choose the next one. I’d rather support a bad leader and a good system than the other way around, you know?
19. For once, Ratchet’s the one who’s been prohibited from meeting certain humans. (“No Cyborgs. Just no.”)
Inspired by this video.
20. I have this image of some human character (I think it’s Carly) gamely climbing up Perceptor’s back, because he’s avoiding everyone else, but he never notices the tiny humans running around underfoot. (or over-foot, for that matter.)
21. Strange art bunny. Swoop and Snarl playing mahjong, while the rest of the dinobots comment. (“Me Grimlock say this stupid.” “Me Snarl say you Grimlock shut up.”)
22. Computers are like cats- they don’t like each other very much.-very modern proverb
The same goes for sentient ships and cities.
23. "The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all." - H L Mencken
______ was once a lawyer. He’s got a better sense of why the war was started then most.
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Date: 2008-10-17 03:13 am (UTC)Sex change!
...dear primus, that's not what I was thinking at all. *falls over laughing* And I have the sudden image of skywarp declaring that with maniac cheer, complete with confetti.
StarscreamNova is Not Amused.17. Blurr's a good choice. It's even canon plausible.