One Bunny, Two Bunnies, Three Bunnies,...

[yami-samuraiflo.livejournal.com]

Hello everyone! I would like to share with you a few crack plot bunnies I thought about. Hope you will like!

1. Some people aren’t what they appear; in time of war, it’s not uncommon to lie on his age to join, as Jazz find out by checking some dates which don’t add up.

“Does Inferno know you’re not of age yet, Red Alert ?”

 

2. “Why does Bluestreak look at me like that ?”

“Don’t know. Perhaps he has a crush on you?”

Perceptor barely managed to not spit out is energon.

 

3. "Wheeljack's last invention backfired."

"And what are the results?"

"The results are me and a few friends being displaced in time and space", stated a voice.

Prowl stared. In front of him was his perfect copy…a very feminine copy. Who was scowlding at him.

“What? Never seen yourself as a femme before?”

 

4. “Why are the Dinobots chasing after Steeljaw?

“They watched Pokemon and they wanted to re-enact an episode. Apparently, Blaster’s Cassettes have the right size to play the Pokemons.”

“...Okay, for the record, I refuse to be a Team Rocket member.”

 

5. Soundwave / Bluestreak

 

6. Mikaela Banes encounters the Twins, and she isn’t pleased by their antics.

“She’s truly the Hatchet’s apprentice.”

“What make you think so?”

“She just throw that wrench at them the same way. And with the same accuracy.”

 

7. "Okay. What did you put in the energon?"

 

8. Sam knew Simmons was up to no good; he just hadn’t expected that!

“Sam, greet your new step-father!”

 

9. The Dinobots are some of the strongest Autobots around. The Dinobots are violents, dangerous, unpredictables. The Dinobots are... Femmes? Obviously, someone forgot to mention it to Prime and the rest of the Ark’s crew...

 

10. “Bumblebee, I don’t mind giving life to random machines because the Allspark did something weird to me. Not so much, anyway, even if it’s troublesome and I still don’t know how to explain to my parents why we don’t have a microwave anymore. Yeah, they’re cute when they don’t use their guns. But if one of them call me “Mommy” again, I’m going to kill them!”

Comments

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

I like 3.
Reminds me of an episode of Red Dwarf, where the crew met their complete opposites.
And I love 8. As I am a Simmons fans.

And an interesting little factoid to go with your 9. Dinobots bunny.
According to science Birds are the closet descendants of dinosaurs and the female of Birds Of Prey tend to be larger then the males. Don't know what the heck it will do to know such things but there you go.

[yami-samuraiflo.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it ^^
Personnaly, I blame the 3 on vejiraziel and her genderbending fics.

As for the 8, just a though I had after finishing a short story where he's the main character. Trruly, the guy don't get enough credit; so, he's a little crazy, but I like him.

[spotlight-noa.livejournal.com]

I like "1. Some people aren’t what they appear; in time of war, it’s not uncommon to lie on his age to join, as Jazz find out by checking some dates which don’t add up.
“Does Inferno know you’re not of age yet, Red Alert ?”"

Someone requested Red Alert x Inferno from me, and I might snag this bunny for it... Hmmm.

[okami-myrrhibis.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of a ficlet where Jazz was a bit underage when he joined the Autobots - and Prowl knew about it... and when word gets out (on earth), much razzing was to be had.
Red being the underage though - *snicker*

[yami-samuraiflo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I read this one; if I remember correctly, it was a story by Crimsom Starlight.
But for some reason, I find Red Alert in this position to be much more funny.

[spotlight-noa.livejournal.com]

Here (http://community.livejournal.com/noa_tf_fic/7631.html) =D