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1. Perceptor: Please… you know I can’t.
Beachcomber: Why?
Perceptor: M… my vow…
Beachcomber: *smiles softly* You made that vow of chastity in another life, Percy. I think you have held on to it longer than is healthy.
2. Perceptor and Wheeljack get it in their heads to bring the kiwi, passenger pigeon, and other extinct Earth birds back to life.
3. World of Warcraft/TF crossover. Ratchet had always wondered why Perceptor didn’t talk about his past ever. He didn’t expect Perceptor to turn out to not be Cybertronian in the first place. Amazing what a well-made illusion spell can do.
4. On its anniversary, Perceptor learns about 9/11.
5. Perceptor is pregnant with Ratchet and Wheeljack’s child. Now he’s trying to find the time to break it to them, and after that, to everyone else.
6. Perceptor, Ratchet, and Wheeljack’s first kiss with each other.
7. Perceptor, Ratchet, and Wheeljack all want to bond with each other, but none know how to bring it up with the others. This offers mechs like Jazz and the twins lots of laughs as they watch the ‘tech trine’ awkwardly try to figure it out.
8. Perceptor, Ratchet and Wheeljack were captured and imprisoned. Perceptor couldn’t stand the thought of the Decepticons torturing Ratchet and Wheeljack, so he said that he would bear their torture as well as his own. The result is critically painful for him, and he is denied any medical attention besides what little Ratchet and Wheeljack can do without tools. He doesn’t mind as long as they’re safe. They, however, mind very much.
9. Perceptor is a fire (or water) spirit.
10. Perceptor and Primus have a casual conversation about the mortals on the
11. Perceptor’s the Grim Reaper. (This sounds familiar. Did someone else put this one down?)
12. Someone catches Perceptor singing to himself. He’s really, really good.
13. ?: Why’re Ratchet and Wheeljack fussing over Perceptor?
??: They’re all bonded.
?: WHAT?!
??: They’re bonded.
?: When did THIS happen?!
14. Perceptor is a ghost, and he’s been since before the
15. MV Optimus Prime and Animated Optimus Prime switch bodies. Then G1 Perceptor and MV Perceptor. Then Armada Blurr with Animated Blurr. Then G1 Wheeljack and Armada Wheeljack. Then G1 Ratchet and Animated Ratchet. Then everything just goes to Pit.
16. All aforementioned counterparts get stuck in one dimension and have to work together to get out.
17. Perceptor doesn’t like the ice and snow. Ratchet and Wheeljack don’t understand his aversion, so they start doing some digging. They discover that he has a good reason.
18. Optimus ordered that Ratchet, Wheeljack, and Perceptor all take a vacation. They’re cold and alone with each other. A conversation can lead to many things…
19. Ratchet and Wheeljack discover that Perceptor cuts himself… unnervingly often.
20. Perceptor. “The Voice” by Celtic Woman.
21. It finally came to pass that Perceptor’s reckless risk of his life for others kills/permanently damages him.
22. Spike: I think Perceptor just stole my girlfriend!
23. Perceptor accidentally walks in on Carly.
24. Ratchet and Wheeljack are dead, but they seem to be stuck in the mortal world. Perceptor is the only one that sees them and is convinced that he’s going insane. They realize that he really is slowly going insane, and now they have to try to save him and themselves. It doesn’t help that the Autobots are convinced of Perceptor’s insanity as well.
25. Perceptor is Primus in disguise and Skywarp (or any other Decepticon) is Unicron. This is not going to turn out well when one of them reveals themselves in battle. (Did someone already do something like this? This also seems familiar…)
26. When Perceptor, Father Time, went to the mortal world, he simply meant to make sure that time was running properly. When the Decepticons won the war and Ratchet, Wheeljack, Beachcomber, and the other Autobots he cared for were executed, however, he broke his own rule. He got emotionally involved and used his power over time to fix it all.
27. Perceptor is a mage.
28. ?: You two never were very spiritual, were you? Ratchet, Wheeljack, Perceptor died. But he didn’t leave.
29. Movieverse. Simmons went to the Autobot base for a routine inspection and to log any new arrivals into a database. He made the mistake of going into Wheeljack’s lab while he was working on something. There was an explosion, and Simmons was left as a toddler. The government was not so happy about it.
The government decided to send Simmons to a volunteer government family until Wheeljack figured out a way to turn him back. Since no one was friends with him, no one volunteered. Wheeljack felt horrendously guilty and convinced Optimus to let Simmons stay with the Autobots, much to the chagrin of everyone else. Surprisingly, the government agreed.
Simmons turns out to be a surprisingly sweet and well-behaved little kid. So sweet that he practically steals away the sparks of all the Autobots that take care of him for longer than an hour. Then Wheeljack finds out that the change is irreversible.
Wheeljack, ravaged with guilt, starts becoming more motherly and protective over little Simmons, but the government apparently thought that the Autobots had no business raising a human child long-term. They say that he has to either go to his real parents or into governmental foster care system.
Wheeljack and a few other Autobots volunteer to take him to his parents, using their holoforms as disguise. When they go there, however, they find that Wheeljack shows more concern and worry for Simmons than his real parents do. They vehemently refuse to take care of him unless they get a heavy monthly paycheck from the government, claiming that they ‘dealt with the squealing brat’ long enough, and they elude to his screaming during what sounds like vicious child abuse.
The Autobots, namely Wheeljack, and appalled and are now determined to keep him. They may be giant alien robots in a war that could crush a toddler with one careless misstep, but at least they cared about him, which was more than they could say for someone hired to take care of him or even his parents.
30. Perceptor is a female human due to a malfunctioning machine of Wheeljack’s. And then he encounters the bane of females. The cardinal. Mother Nature’s ‘gift.’ A woman’s unwelcome ‘friend.’
Periods.
31. Perceptor becomes/encounters/is the Oracle of Delphi.
32. It started out with simply seeing other people in the mirror out of the corner of their optics, and then they all had odd and sometimes horribly disturbing dreams of being other people. Alpha Trion knew what was happening, though. The Mirrorverse, G1 universe, Animated universe, Armada, and all other alternative universes were coming together in one universe once more.
33. Perceptor is a shadow. He is a literal shadow that managed to change his appearance. When someone accidentally takes his disguise, he has a lot of explaining to do.
34. Perceptor’s vocal processor got damaged, and now he is alternating between Spanish, Ancient Greek, and Japanese, apparently without consciously meaning to. No one knows these languages. No one knows how to fix it. And everyone thought that he was hard to understand before…
35. One fall, Perceptor, still alive, gets trapped in Hades. Hades cannot let him out on his own because he can’t risk him telling any other mortals the entrance, and Persephone offers to take him with her next time she goes up to visit her mother, and, following her advice, Perceptor refuses to eat any food of the Underworld. He is getting increasingly unhealthy from the lack of food, and the Autobots above are beginning to give up on finding him and are starting to think him dead.
A. Persephone tricks Perceptor into taking her place as the wife of Hades, forced to go back every six months.
B. Hades takes a liking to Perceptor and forces him to eat a few pomegranate seeds.
C. Persephone takes Perceptor back up unharmed, but she has fallen in love with him.
D. Persephone takes Perceptor back up unharmed, but none of the Autobots believes that he’s really himself or that Perceptor’s alive.
E. Athena goes down to Hades and encounters Perceptor. She falls in love with him. (He may or may not love her back.)
F. Hecate feels like a bitch and decides to curse Perceptor with some nasty enchantment. (Maybe eternal life? Damnation to come back to Hades every [insert number of days/weeks/months/years/hours here]? Maybe damning someone or someones[hint, hint] to have to take his place in Hades should he ever leave?)
G. Hecate grows fond of Perceptor and now magically funny/dangerous things are happening to the Decepticons who attempt to harm him.
H. Perceptor comes back home and now he has Furies following him around everywhere he goes.
I. The Gods think it would be fun to mess with the Cybertronians and their war.
J. Aphrodite grows fond of Perceptor and gets it in her head to start messing with his love-and-sex-life.
K. All of the above! :D :D :D :D :D
L. Combination of any of the above.
36. The twins get into the ‘Mac vs. PC’ argument.
37. The Decepticons kidnap Perceptor so they can get information on the Autobots. When he resists the torture and the mind probe, they use an experimental drug on him. Then that is when the Autobots come to save him. Now, he seems perpetually high on the Cybertronian version of ecstasy, and now Ratchet and Wheeljack have to take care of him during the day and especially at night, where the drug seems to turn into LSD. Now he alternates between ecstasy for the day and LSD for the night and no one has a clue when it’ll wear off.
38. Perceptor is raped by two people and is convinced that it was Ratchet and Wheeljack. He has never felt so betrayed in his life, and he can’t bring himself to report them. They didn’t do it, though, and they have no idea why he is avoiding being with them, is being introverted and depressed, and seems terrified of them and the prospect of being alone with them. They try to ask him what is wrong, but he refuses to give them the time alone with him to ask. It gets to the point where he screams and struggles desperately if one of them grips his arm or restricts him from leaving in any other way.
39. Perceptor dies and is reborn as a human girl. Twenty-four years later, Ratchet and Wheeljack find out that he was reincarnated and that there was a chance that he could be restored. They start looking for him, but what they don’t know is that he’s grown up to be a femme fatale, and, more shockingly, a stripper/prostitute. He/she still has remaining pieces of his/her old self, but it’s not enough to remember his/her old life completely.
40. Perceptor has his soul stolen in a way reminiscent to a Dementor’s Kiss. Everyone is trying to figure out a way to fix it, but there may not be one.
41. Perceptor is a mermaid. After millions of years away from the water, he has to leave the Autobots secretly and go back home in his true form. He is reluctant, however. There is a merman back home willing to do everything—maybe even murder?—for his/her affections. And he/she fell in love with ratchet and Wheeljack. The medic and engineer have no clue about any of this, of Perceptor’s feelings or his/her true form.
42. Perceptor is turned into a water sprite and is trapped in a fresh-water spring. He can’t come out or he’ll die.
43. Perceptor is a femme in disguise. Ratchet and Wheeljack don’t know. And they walk in on her without her mech armor on (the equivalent of being naked). (Optional: Elita-1 and her troops were the only ones who knew about this beforehand.)
44. Perceptor is turned into an old human lady after running into a malicious sorcerer. He is cursed so that he must always speak in riddles, so when Ratchet and Wheeljack come looking for him and stop in front of his hermit cottage for a rest, he has to make them solve his riddles to figure out who he is.
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Date: 2008-10-17 03:42 am (UTC)I have the sudden mental image of Perceptor and Wheeljack riding on Moas.
11. Perceptor’s the Grim Reaper. (This sounds familiar. Did someone else put this one down?)
That would be me! It was in my last post before this one.
12. Someone catches Perceptor singing to himself. He’s really, really good.
I had a very similar yet very different idea to this. (It was Sunstreaker rather than Perceptor. Amazing how a whole idea can change just with one character.)
22. Spike: I think Perceptor just stole my girlfriend!
I don't know if he'd fall for her, but I can see Carly getting enamoured with Perceptor after he helps her with HW. (An MIT education doesn't seem easy, after all!)
23. Perceptor accidentally walks in on Carly.
Doing what?
Changing? Cos then I have dialogue for you, blatantly stolen from one of my favourite movies!
Carly: *trying to cover herself* Do you mind!?
Perceptor: *not moving* No.
32. It started out with simply seeing other people in the mirror out of the corner of their optics, and then they all had odd and sometimes horribly disturbing dreams of being other people. Alpha Trion knew what was happening, though. The Mirrorverse, G1 universe, Animated universe, Armada, and all other alternative universes were coming together in one universe once more.
I LOVE the concept! I have no idea how this could be pulled off convincingly, but if anyone could manage, I'd absolutely adore it!
A. Persephone tricks Perceptor into taking her place as the wife of Hades, forced to go back every six months.
And when he's down there it's winter, right? No, wait, that was another myth... uh... wasn't there a guy both Persephone and Aprodite liked, so when he was with Aphrodite it was Spring/Summer, and when he was with Persephone the other half of the year it was cold? Am I wrong?
C. Persephone takes Perceptor back up unharmed, but she has fallen in love with him.
D. Persephone takes Perceptor back up unharmed, but none of the Autobots believes that he’s really himself or that Perceptor’s alive.
I like the idea of both of these. Together.
G. Hecate grows fond of Perceptor and now magically funny/dangerous things are happening to the Decepticons who attempt to harm him.
I have no idea who Hecate is, but the concept of a protective goddess-in-love playing sometimes-petty and sometimes-practically-fatal tricks on the 'cons amuses me so!
43. Perceptor is a femme in disguise. Ratchet and Wheeljack don’t know. And they walk in on her without her mech armor on (the equivalent of being naked). (Optional: Elita-1 and her troops were the only ones who knew about this beforehand.)
I really like this idea too. Particularly the idea that she had previously been in Elita's squad, but in order to join the crew on Earth, cross-dressed and ran away, like in "Mulan"! :D
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Date: 2008-10-17 04:32 pm (UTC)Actually, the seasons was Persephone and Hades, because the seasons were caused by Persephone's mother, Demeter - goddess of agriculture. Persephone and Aphrodite fighting over the one man was... Adonis, I think. Aphrodite had a magic girdle that made her even more irresistible and used it to manipulate Adonis to stay with her for the third of the year he could choose.
I have no idea who Hecate is,
Goddess of sorcery/witchcraft, if I recall correctly.
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Date: 2008-10-18 03:34 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-10-18 12:05 am (UTC)That’d be hilarious! XD XD
I don't know if he'd fall for her, but I can see Carly getting enamoured with Perceptor after he helps her with HW. (An MIT education doesn't seem easy, after all!)
It’s such an adorable idea! ^.^ Don’t you think?
Doing what?
Changing? Cos then I have dialogue for you, blatantly stolen from one of my favourite movies!
Carly: *trying to cover herself* Do you mind!?
Perceptor: *not moving* No.
*laughs hard*
Usually, whenever I’ve heard of the term ‘walk in on’ without something saying specifically what, it was about someone walking in on another person being naked. If they’re talking about two people, it’s usually someone walking in on two or more people having sex.
And when he's down there it's winter, right? No, wait, that was another myth... uh... wasn't there a guy both Persephone and Aprodite liked, so when he was with Aphrodite it was Spring/Summer, and when he was with Persephone the other half of the year it was cold? Am I wrong?
No, you got the myth right the first guess. ;)
I have no idea who Hecate is, but the concept of a protective goddess-in-love playing sometimes-petty and sometimes-practically-fatal tricks on the 'cons amuses me so!
Hecate is the goddess of witchcraft and magic. She’s always been a mysterious goddess.
I really like this idea too. Particularly the idea that she had previously been in Elita's squad, but in order to join the crew on Earth, cross-dressed and ran away, like in "Mulan"! :D
Yay, Mulan! :D :D :D
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Date: 2008-10-18 03:37 am (UTC)Yes! I wish Moas weren't extinct... I'd have liked to see one...
It’s such an adorable idea! ^.^ Don’t you think?
Yes! I do like Carly, and always thought that she really only stayed with Spike because she had SOMETHING for an Autobot. Perceptor's as good a candidate as any! (And it's plausible! Yay!)
No, you got the myth right the first guess. ;)
Hey, I remembered something from high school! Yay me!
Yay, Mulan! :D :D :D
I love both the story and the Disney flick.
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Date: 2008-10-17 03:45 pm (UTC)I like number one the best.no subject
Date: 2008-10-18 12:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-17 04:26 pm (UTC)Umm... Kiwis are not extinct, I think you are thinking of dodos instead.
25. Perceptor is Primus in disguise and Skywarp (or any other Decepticon) is Unicron. This is not going to turn out well when one of them reveals themselves in battle. (Did someone already do something like this? This also seems familiar…)
Well I have a Magnus muse who is Primus in diguise... or specifically, Magnus is a drone that allows Primus to interact with his children on their scale.
27. Perceptor is a mage.
He's worked out a way to manipulate energy, thereby producing "magical" effects.
E. Athena goes down to Hades and encounters Perceptor. She falls in love with him. (He may or may not love her back.)
Given Athena's virgin status, I'd imagine this is a totally chaste love.
I. The Gods think it would be fun to mess with the Cybertronians and their war.
Meanwhile, Primus is NOT AMUSED that a group of Earth gods are interfering with his children. Que a very pissed off Magnus yelling at all the Olypians.
J. Aphrodite grows fond of Perceptor and gets it in her head to start messing with his love-and-sex-life.
...And suddenly every 'Bot in the Ark wants him. So do all the Decepticons.
39. Perceptor dies and is reborn as a human girl. Twenty-four years later, Ratchet and Wheeljack find out that he was reincarnated and that there was a chance that he could be restored. They start looking for him, but what they don’t know is that he’s grown up to be a femme fatale, and, more shockingly, a stripper/prostitute. He/she still has remaining pieces of his/her old self, but it’s not enough to remember his/her old life completely.
She's stripping/prostituting herself to put herself through university, because all of Perceptor's intelligence has carried over into this life and she wants to use it... but can only fund it through less than desirable means.
40. Perceptor has his soul stolen in a way reminiscent to a Dementor’s Kiss. Everyone is trying to figure out a way to fix it, but there may not be one.
A soul-eating energy being (in my personal cosmology, I am imagining a creature who is the same species as Primus and Unicron, but has found a way to live independent of a stellar body) ran across Perceptor while he was out studying Earth fauna. The only thing is, this creature can't seem to do this to organics, so the Cybertronians represent easy food, so when another mech dies, and the Autobots get contacted by the Decepticons because it's happening to them too, both sides have to find out what is causing it, stop it, and maybe find a way to reverse it.
Oh, and yet again, my Primus muse is unimpressed. He doesn't look highly on one of his own people taking his children (not in the least because the lifecycles of Cybertronians is what keeps him alive... but his way is a lot more gentle).
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Date: 2008-10-19 06:35 am (UTC)Oh. Whoopsie. ^.^;; Well… they can double the Kiwi population or something…
Well I have a Magnus muse who is Primus in diguise... or specifically, Magnus is a drone that allows Primus to interact with his children on their scale.
Ah. So maybe it was something like that.
Given Athena's virgin status, I'd imagine this is a totally chaste love.
It probably would be, but one never knows. Aphrodite or Eros may feel like being total bastards. :D
Meanwhile, Primus is NOT AMUSED that a group of Earth gods are interfering with his children. Que a very pissed off Magnus yelling at all the Olypians.
…And then the Olympians blast him into dust. Zeus and a few others would probably get a bit huffy about the fact that Primus was complaining about what they were doing to his children while his children were on their turf.
...And suddenly every 'Bot in the Ark wants him. So do all the Decepticons.
And the humans. And the Autobots who have never even met him before.
She's stripping/prostituting herself to put herself through university, because all of Perceptor's intelligence has carried over into this life and she wants to use it... but can only fund it through less than desirable means.
That actually sounds really plausible! :-O
A soul-eating energy being (in my personal cosmology, I am imagining a creature who is the same species as Primus and Unicron, but has found a way to live independent of a stellar body) ran across Perceptor while he was out studying Earth fauna. The only thing is, this creature can't seem to do this to organics, so the Cybertronians represent easy food, so when another mech dies, and the Autobots get contacted by the Decepticons because it's happening to them too, both sides have to find out what is causing it, stop it, and maybe find a way to reverse it.
…I suddenly have a vision of the energy being taking on the form of a green, vine-y, moving, growling, potted plant. O_o I don’t get it either.
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Date: 2008-10-19 12:55 pm (UTC)And Primus would be even more pissed off at them for destroying his drone, and also be of the opinion that he has more claim to Earth than they do, since his children have been there longer than any human has possessed sentience.
That actually sounds really plausible! :-O
Thanks, it just flowed on from the stripper/prostitute idea, for me.
…I suddenly have a vision of the energy being taking on the form of a green, vine-y, moving, growling, potted plant. O_o I don’t get it either.
LOL
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Date: 2008-10-24 02:22 pm (UTC)And then the Olympians would get even more pissed, saying that Uranus and Mother Earth were here long before the Cybertronians, and the Titans and the Olympians themselves had been here before the Cybertronians crashed. Then they'd start messing with the Autobots/Decepticons even more just to show Primus they could.
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Date: 2008-10-24 02:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-25 03:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-25 09:49 am (UTC)XD
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Date: 2008-10-25 03:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-26 03:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-27 03:35 pm (UTC)Olympians: *pout*
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Date: 2008-10-27 03:44 pm (UTC)Unicron: Oi! Just for that I'll send Fallen around to wreck some havok, you little brat!
Lifestream: Hmph. I'm going home. This is almost as bad as having a Jenova infection!
Torkulon: Tell us how you really feel. :)
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Date: 2008-10-29 12:38 am (UTC)Olympians: *POUT*
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Date: 2008-10-29 03:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-29 10:57 am (UTC)Olympians: *sulk*
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Date: 2008-10-17 08:38 pm (UTC)2. I don't think the Kiwi is extinct. And why limit themselves to birds? They need to bring back the Thylacine!
3. *LOVES* I keep meaning to check that game out.
4. *is sad*
5. *LOVES*
Ratchet: "Any idea why Perceptor is hiding from us?"
Wheeljack: "I was hoping you knew."
Ratchet: "Hunt him down?"
Wheeljack: "Hunt him down."
And if someone else found out before they did...
Wheeljack: "Any idea why Brawn is glaring at us and loading his gun?"
Ratchet: "I was hoping you knew."
Wheeljack: "Run away?"
Ratchet: "Run away."
6. I can see them all being shy about it... then Perceptor getting fed up with how long it's taking and just grabbing them and kissing them.
7. They're so cute when they're confused. *LOVES*
8. When they get out of this, I bet they are going to have a long talk with Perceptor about 'appropriate' behavior when being held prisoner. *thinks* I wonder if they'd resort to CPU tampering to get him to have a higher sense of self-preservation.
9. I think water would fit him better. Still waters run deep and all that. And water has more patience... And can be deadly without anyone realizing until it's too late.
12. Jazz and Blaster then try to record him singing. And even though Perceptor never realizes what they are trying to do, they fail miserably every single time.
13. "Before the war actually. You were at the ceremony too, but I'm not surprised you don't remember. You were too busy drinking and dancing on tables and singing off-key. Basically making a fool of yourself."
"I... what?"
"Don't worry about it. Perceptor thought it was funny. He still has a picture of you doing the hula."
14. *LOVES* How did he get to Earth, I wonder. Was he killed during the building of the Ark? Was his body hidden within the walls? Or instead of haunting a place, does he haunt a person? His killer? Someone he loved? Family? Friend? Someone he believes can solve his murder?
I wonder what he thought of the Beast Wars.
15. Interesting. And complicated. By the way, have you read the Switching Plate? It's a fic where several G1 characters switch places with Armada characters. It's on FanFiction.Net.
17. *really wants to know that good reason* I bet it has something to do with Skyfire. Oh, what if he's Skyfire's bondmate and all the time Skyfire was trapped under the ice, Perceptor felt the cold and snow and ice as well? He would have been so frozen that maybe he had to be hospitalized. He only got better after Skyfire was found.
18. With Perceptor, it can also lead to strange things.
19. *hugs Perceptor* Poor baby. I wonder why he does it. What pain is he feeling?
20. *hunts down song on imeem* *listens* *LOVES*
21. *cries* *cries* *CRIES*
22. Perceptor: "It was an accident, I assure you!"
24. *LOVES* Is he going insane because he thinks he's going insane? Is he going insane because Ratchet and Wheeljack are dead and he can't handle it? Is he going insane because he can see them, see into a world the living aren't supposed to be a part of?
25. *LOVES* I wonder how Primus can be so far from his real body. Unicron too. *thinks* I wonder if Skywarp has a large appetite.
26. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* I WANT TO SEE THIS!!!!
27. *LOVES*
28. *LOVES* He's Primus and was, for some reason, unable to maintain his mortal body so he returned to his true body.
30. And moodswings. Can't forget moodswings. Like crying for no reason. I'd love to see how the Autobots handle a PMSing Moodswingy Perceptor.
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Date: 2008-10-20 10:25 pm (UTC)Optimus: NO! Don’t give them more ideas! D:
*LOVES* I keep meaning to check that game out.
You really should! :D It’s one of my favorites!
*LOVES*
Ratchet: "Any idea why Perceptor is hiding from us?"
Wheeljack: "I was hoping you knew."
Ratchet: "Hunt him down?"
Wheeljack: "Hunt him down."
And if someone else found out before they did...
Wheeljack: "Any idea why Brawn is glaring at us and loading his gun?"
Ratchet: "I was hoping you knew."
Wheeljack: "Run away?"
Ratchet: "Run away."
And what would happen if it was Brawn who told them before Perceptor screwed up his courage enough? How would they react and how would Brawn react to it all?
I can see them all being shy about it... then Perceptor getting fed up with how long it's taking and just grabbing them and kissing them.
…and then Ratchet just stands there stunned for a bit and Wheeljack laughs after a second of shocked silence. ^.^
They're so cute when they're confused. *LOVES*
I’d bet the twins would start a betting pool for when one of them just gets fed up with the whole thing and shoved the other two into a dark room to bond.
But… when people are nervous, they get on-edge. What would happen if they started fighting before any of them screwed up the courage?
When they get out of this, I bet they are going to have a long talk with Perceptor about 'appropriate' behavior when being held prisoner. *thinks* I wonder if they'd resort to CPU tampering to get him to have a higher sense of self-preservation.
And Perceptor would have no clue why they were so upset. I don’t think that he would be able to understand that they cared about him just as much as he did. He wouldn’t think that he was cared for like that by anyone. Once he explained that, I think Ratchet and Wheeljack would realize that they have a bigger problem on their hands.
"Before the war actually. You were at the ceremony too, but I'm not surprised you don't remember. You were too busy drinking and dancing on tables and singing off-key. Basically making a fool of yourself."
"I... what?"
"Don't worry about it. Perceptor thought it was funny. He still has a picture of you doing the hula."
*bursts out laughing*
“D:”
*LOVES* How did he get to Earth, I wonder. Was he killed during the building of the Ark? Was his body hidden within the walls? Or instead of haunting a place, does he haunt a person? His killer? Someone he loved? Family? Friend? Someone he believes can solve his murder?
I think that he probably popped up from Cybertron because he wanted to still help the Autobots.
By the way, have you read the Switching Plate?
I may have… *flitters off to go see*
I bet it has something to do with Skyfire. Oh, what if he's Skyfire's bondmate and all the time Skyfire was trapped under the ice, Perceptor felt the cold and snow and ice as well? He would have been so frozen that maybe he had to be hospitalized. He only got better after Skyfire was found.
Hmmm… good idea…
*LOVES* Is he going insane because he thinks he's going insane? Is he going insane because Ratchet and Wheeljack are dead and he can't handle it? Is he going insane because he can see them, see into a world the living aren't supposed to be a part of?
I personally think it’s a combination of the first two reasons. How do you think Ratchet and Wheeljack would help him without making him go further off the edge?
*LOVES* I wonder how Primus can be so far from his real body. Unicron too. *thinks* I wonder if Skywarp has a large appetite.
I think that they just left their bodies, turning them into shells that they could at some point crawl back into. And Skywarp probably does have a large and inclusive appetite! :D :D :D
And moodswings. Can't forget moodswings. Like crying for no reason. I'd love to see how the Autobots handle a PMSing Moodswingy Perceptor.
Probably the same way they would handle him being pregnant. Run for the hills.
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Date: 2008-10-17 08:38 pm (UTC)And now Perceptor has an excuse to be a druggie.32. Both interesting and somehow disturbing.
33. Who's he the shadow of? Who has been running around without a shadow? Maybe Perceptor's bondmate?
34. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* There must be some CPU damage as well. And... maybe Blaster and Cassettes are away on a mission. You'd think the commmunications officer would speak more than one Earth language. *thinks* I wonder where Perceptor learned Ancient Greek. Japanese, I understand because Japan is like decades ahead of America in technology. Spanish because so many Americans speak it. Ancient Greek, though? This could go with #31.
35. *LOVES* I don't think they'd have energon, so he couldn't eat anything anyways.
A. At least he'd be able to visit his friends. Though I wonder how that would affect winter. Winter is caused by Demeter, Persephone's mother, as a result of her grief of having her daughter taken away for six months. If Persephone is freed, would Demeter still continue to grieve? I doubt it.
B. He'd probably have to mix it in some energon. I wonder how the seeds will affect Perceptor. The same way they affected Persephone? There must be some difference due to Perceptor's alien nature.
D. Angst! *hugs Perceptor*
F. Eternal life... I like it! *LOVES*
G. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES*
Decepticon: "You want us to kidnap Perceptor and force him to work for us?"
Megatron: "Yes."
Decepticon: "No way."
Megatron: *annoyed* "For the last time, HE IS NOT PROTECTED BY AN EARTH GODDESS!"
Decepticon: "You just keep telling yourself that, sir."
H. Interesting. I wonder why they're with him.
I. *wants to see*
J. *LOVES* I wonder if he'd really mind.
K. CHAOTIC!
L. *can't decide which to combine.
36. The twins get into the ‘Mac vs. PC’ argument.
They would.
37. *LOVES* *looks up effects of drugs* Very interesting.
38. And it gets to the point that others begin to notice and begin to suspect that Ratchet and Wheeljack actually did something to Perceptor. Then everyone gets overprotective. Meanwhile, his real rapists are sitting back and laughing.
I wonder why he's convinced it was Ratchet and Wheeljack. The only explanation I can think of is that one of his rapists had a hologram projector...
39. Interesting. I wonder if he/she still has his/her intelligence and interest in science. And you know... She should have a kid. *nods*
40. Poor Perceptor! I haven't actually read Harry Potter so I'm not exactly sure what the effects are, but I can guess. Mindless insanity? I wonder who stole his soul.
41. A mermaid of Earth? I wonder how she got to Cybertron and got turned into a mech. Maybe Shockwave visited the planet looking for test subjects and grabbed her? And merfolk must live a long time if this merman is still around. I sense Seaspray being an ally of Perceptor's.
42. So they'll just have to go to him.
43. Ratchet and Wheeljack: O.O
Perceptor: *annoyed* "You act as if you've never seen a naked femme before."
Ratchet and Wheeljack: O.O *faint*
Perceptor: *sigh*
44. Interesting. I bet they're going to need help solving the riddles. If they don't get frustrated and simply assume 'she' is nothing more than a crazy old lady who has lost her mind.
45. Poor Perceptor. Having to whore himself like that.
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Date: 2008-10-21 09:49 pm (UTC)What would happen if Perceptor made a prophecy when he was alone with someone else? One of his friends? He just randomly spazzes, makes a prophecy of doom, and gets a seizure. What would happen then? Everyone would think he was insane… but Optimus would know the truth…
Who's he the shadow of? Who has been running around without a shadow? Maybe Perceptor's bondmate?
I’m thinking that shadows are actually the outlines of our opposites in mirror worlds, and the images we see in the mirror are just clearer views of them. Perceptor hated his cold-blooded, emotionless, ruthless Cybertronian and detached himself from him in disgust, running to the ‘real’ world to avoid ever being reattached and in hopes that he will be able to thwart his other’s plans of scientific discovery at the cost of everyone else.
There must be some CPU damage as well.
…But no one would know it. It would be impossible to tell without him talking unless there was a noticeable difference in his behavior.
A. At least he'd be able to visit his friends. Though I wonder how that would affect winter. Winter is caused by Demeter, Persephone's mother, as a result of her grief of having her daughter taken away for six months. If Persephone is freed, would Demeter still continue to grieve? I doubt it.
It would be perpetual summer after that. That would throw the whole human culture and calendar out of whack, and many humans may get angry at the Autobots. And what would happen to death? Hades loved Persephone, but what would happen if he suddenly had the much less jaded, bitter, and cold Perceptor as his wife? Would he be happier or upset? Would Perceptor be able to convince him to be more merciful…?
B. He'd probably have to mix it in some energon. I wonder how the seeds will affect Perceptor. The same way they affected Persephone? There must be some difference due to Perceptor's alien nature.
As long as the Fates are there, ruling over the future, the effect will be the same. Maybe even worse since the only reason Persephone was allowed out of Hades for six months was because she was a goddess, Demeter was heartbroken at the thought of never seeing her daughter again, and the fact that Demeter refused to bless the earth if her daughter was never returned to her. Without any of those factors working for him… he may be forced to stay forever…
G. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES*
Decepticon: "You want us to kidnap Perceptor and force him to work for us?"
Megatron: "Yes."
Decepticon: "No way."
Megatron: *annoyed* "For the last time, HE IS NOT PROTECTED BY AN EARTH GODDESS!"
Decepticon: "You just keep telling yourself that, sir."
Meanwhile, Hecate is laughing so hard it hurts.
Hecate may just pull something on Megatron, just to annoy him and prove her own existence. Maybe she’ll send along her empousai…
J. *LOVES* I wonder if he'd really mind.
He probably wouldn’t notice at first. Then he’d notice the weird way everyone was looking at him…
By the time someone finally expressed verbal and irrefutable interest in interfacing with him, I think he’d have figured out who was behind it all.
Perceptor: Ahem… Aphrodite?
Aphrodite: Yes, Percy? :D
Perceptor: Um… would you have happened to have made my comrades, my human allies, my superior officers, and my foes all enamored both physically and emotionally with me?
Aphrodite: Yep! I thought that you were so sweet and it was so sad that you were alone, so I had my son Eros run a little errand for me… I hope you like it! *floats off with a bunch of doves, humming*
Perceptor: …
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Date: 2008-10-21 09:50 pm (UTC)Thank you. ^.^
How do you think that Perceptor would act under the influence? Ecstasy, apparently, is a little hard to detect sometimes. But it’s also used all too often as a date rape drug…
Oh God, what would happen if someone took advantage of Percy? O.O
And it gets to the point that others begin to notice and begin to suspect that Ratchet and Wheeljack actually did something to Perceptor. Then everyone gets overprotective. Meanwhile, his real rapists are sitting back and laughing.
I wonder why he's convinced it was Ratchet and Wheeljack. The only explanation I can think of is that one of his rapists had a hologram projector...
Ratchet and Wheeljack would get confused, and maybe they’d start suspecting that Perceptor doing this on purpose… then they’d just feel betrayed… but someone like Jazz or Beachcomber would recognize that Perceptor wasn’t faking, but at the same time, Ratchet and Wheeljack were honest when they said that they had no clue what was wrong…
I was thinking that the rapists raped Perceptor in his lab or his room while it was dark and they had changed superficial things in their designs to make themselves feel more like Ratchet and Wheeljack. And maybe changed their vocalizers a little…
Interesting. I wonder if he/she still has his/her intelligence and interest in science. And you know... She should have a kid. *nods*
Unless there was a little Oopsie, how would she get the idea that she was financially ready to have one? And how would Ratchet and Wheeljack react if they found out she did…?
Poor Perceptor! I haven't actually read Harry Potter so I'm not exactly sure what the effects are, but I can guess. Mindless insanity? I wonder who stole his soul.
After someone is Kissed, their soul is gone. Nothing. They are there, but not. They can’t feel, they can’t think, they can’t process what goes on around them, they’re just gone. They are live shells that stare ahead blankly, and no matter how much a loved one cries at their bedside, no matter how many times their hands are squeezed gently, or a loved one gives them a tearful kiss, they’re not coming back.
I don’t know who would be so cruel as to take someone’s soul. Maybe a Dementor really did pop up?
A mermaid of Earth? I wonder how she got to Cybertron and got turned into a mech. Maybe Shockwave visited the planet looking for test subjects and grabbed her? And merfolk must live a long time if this merman is still around. I sense Seaspray being an ally of Perceptor's.
I think that your idea of how she came up is a good one. And I think merpeople live at least about seven eighths of a Cybertronian life if not a whole one. The merman’s still there and still obsessed with her.
Ratchet and Wheeljack: O.O
Perceptor: *annoyed* "You act as if you've never seen a naked femme before."
Ratchet and Wheeljack: O.O *faint*
Perceptor: *sigh*
What would happen if they wanted to do her after that but were too scared to let on about it? O.O
And what would happen when they woke up…? <.<
Interesting. I bet they're going to need help solving the riddles. If they don't get frustrated and simply assume 'she' is nothing more than a crazy old lady who has lost her mind.
I don’t think that the ‘crazy old lady’ would let them go until they solved the riddles. Maybe their power of movement ‘magically’ stopped working…?
Poor Perceptor. Having to whore himself like that.
What would happen when Starscream told Ratchet and Wheeljack about what their ‘beloved, loyal, bonded’ did? You know that he would. Starscream is a jerk like that.
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Date: 2008-10-18 04:39 am (UTC)Perceptor as Medivh (http://www.wowwiki.com/Medivh)!
26. When Perceptor, Father Time, went to the mortal world, he simply meant to make sure that time was running properly. When the Decepticons won the war and Ratchet, Wheeljack, Beachcomber, and the other Autobots he cared for were executed, however, he broke his own rule. He got emotionally involved and used his power over time to fix it all.
Someone needs to this one right now.
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I absolutely love this one! Specially mixing them all together until you have Persephone, Athena, Hecate and Aphrodite either in love/interest with him or worried about his love life. I can see the gods deciding to play with the alien robots. They'd be like kids with a new toy. And it'll only get worse if Primus tells them to stop. Then they'll just play with them just to show Primus they can do it.
I can't see the Furies after him though. They follow people that have killed a family member, sworn a false oath or went against the forces or nature... Well, he could invent something that goes against the forces of nature.
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Date: 2008-10-24 01:48 pm (UTC):D That would make an awesome story!
Someone needs to this one right now.
*pushes bunny towards you* *puppy eyes*
I can't see the Furies after him though. They follow people that have killed a family member, sworn a false oath or went against the forces or nature... Well, he could invent something that goes against the forces of nature.
I think that the way he went against the forces of nature is that he not only went into the land of the dead while he was alive, but he returned to the land of the living alive.
And yes, it would be a lot like the Olympians to mess with the Cybertronians just to show Primus they could.
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Date: 2008-10-29 03:01 pm (UTC)I wish I could, but my life's pretty busy right now and I barely have the time to finish the fics I already started. ):
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Date: 2008-10-29 05:49 pm (UTC)