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tf_bunny_farm1. 2007. Two remote control airplane models get hit by the Allspark energy. Say hello to Thundercracker and Skywarp!
2. ?: "I thought I told you to stay out of my mind!"
Soundwave: *glares* "You're projecting."
3. Soundwave and Blaster; the same yet different. Soundwave calm, methodical, telepathic, sane, dangerous. Blaster wild, impulsive, empathic, completely insane... even more dangerous. Funny how the Autobot is one that believes the only way to achieve peace is if everyone is dead. Emotions are much more harmful than conscious thoughts, after all. And sometimes, much more revealing.
4. Crossover with Star Trek. Q takes an interest in the Wreckers.
5. Crossover with Star Trek. Blaster isn't exactly your average Cybertronian. In fact, he's not Cybertronian at all, but a banished Q (not any Q that appeared in ST, but a different one).
6. Certain Cybertronians are actually mythical creatures from various worlds that Primus... borrowed, changed... and forgot to return. Because my mind suddenly insisted Springer had to be a dryad.
7. Primus' and Unicron's creator(s) show up.
8. Inspired by the show Dollhouse. Blaster is a Doll that Eject and Rewind hired when they learned that mechs of their size couldn't join the Autobots without a carrier. The Dollhouse is a highly illegal facility used mostly by the Decepticons so they do their very best to keep Blaster's nature a secret.
9. Springer is dying and Hot Rod blames the Wreckers.
10. "... Did Springer just win a babbling contest against Bluestreak?"
11. Optimus/Springer.
12. Hound/Blaster.
13. Fic/Art. A newspaper detailing events of the war.
14. News of the weird. Examples: www.newsoftheweird.com
15. When Springer looks at Octane, he can't help but remember how before the war, when he was a sparkling, Octane had been one of his favorite babysitters.
16. Communications mechs aren't believed to be truly sentient. They are considered highly advanced puppets that are controlled by a central communications hub, merely used to relay messages. Everything they say is believed to have been said by another. And it isn't until they wake up on Earth and realize that Soundwave is as he always is, despite being completely cut off from the 'hub', that people start wonder if they've been wrong all along and the Autobots start to wonder about their own Communications mech.
17. Somehow, Skywarp always seems to know what's going on in an area he's teleporting to, before he gets there. His trinemates finally start to notice.
18. Crossover with Feardotcom.
19. "How... perky of you."
20. Art. Cliffjumper chewing on rocks he tore from a cliff.
21. Is it the dead mech walking that feels the most alive?
22. Ratchet has a secret: He never finished med school.
23. Megatron is gunning for Roadbuster after hearing a rumor that RB and Optimus are a couple. Now, if your mind is anything like mine, you can take that in two different ways, one of which I didn't realize until after I first typed the bunny.
24. A sparkling is created who is both blind and deaf. The optics work and the audials work, there's just a problem with the spark(or CPU) itself that prevents the sparkling from being able to use them. He's almost given up as a lost cause, when one of the medics notice him somehow reacting to sound. Blaster loves music, not because he can hear it, but because the vibrations help him stay connected to the world.
25. Springer is a femme disguised as a mech and the other Wreckers are the only ones that know. Then, Springer gets pregnant. How long can this remain hidden?
26. Crossover with Shattered Glass. The Wreckers are captured by the SG Autobots and replaced with the SG Wreckers.
27. Blaster's cassettes disapprove of his friendship with Jazz.
28. Soundwave and Mirage as 19th century French Noblemen.
29. Grimlock/Blaster... and a litter of dino cassettes.
30. Art. Blaster curled up asleep in a nest, surrounded by all his cassettes. Can go with bunny 29. Because I think Swoop would love to make Blaster a nest as a gift.
31. Inferno/Swoop. A shotgun wedding.
32. I had a strange dream. Springer was a femme. An organic femme. And not only that, he was an Orion Slave Girl. What is wrong with me?
33. Ok, lets give the Autobots a break from Silent Hill. It's the Decepticons' turn. Or, to be more exact, it's Rumble's turn.
34. Mixmaster and Acidstorm. They'd either love each other or hate each other.
35. Crossover with Harry Potter. Something just occurred to me. Could Cassettes be considered Horcrux?
36. Sparkling!Xantium.
37. Blaster's pregnant, the war has just started, and his lover has just joined the Decepticons. What's a 'Bot to do?
38. Bored Wreckers write fanfiction.
39. Certain Cybertronians are actually Changelings that took the place of sparklings that were killed by their (the Changeling's) creators.
40. One of the Autobots is a serial killer.
41. There's a severe drought; which means Inferno has to be very careful about how much water he uses.
42. Springer witnesses a very serious crime and the criminals overpower him and, unwilling to draw attention to the crime by committing(another?) murder, have Springer admitted to a mental hospital, claiming he had suffered a psychotic break. Unable to convince the medics he's not supposed to be there, even Springer begins to wonder if he imagined the whole thing. Meanwhile, Springer's friends are wondering where he disappeared to.
43. "Isn't it odd? We seem to have gotten in between the covers of a book. We're in the middle of someone else's story. It's a frightfully queer feeling." ~ Why Didn't They Ask Evens? by Agatha Christie.
44. "I'm pregnant."
"... Who do we have to kill?"
45. Soundwave and Blaster may be on opposite sides of the war - and completely loyal to their factions - but they are still happily bonded.
46. Maturity doesn't always mean age and while Springer is more mature than Hot Rod, what if he was, in fact, vorns younger?
47. Before the war, Blaster was a prostitute, not out of choice but out of necessity. Nowadays, he does everything possible to keep his former profession a secret. But what will Blaster do when his lover learns his secret and takes it badly? What will he do when his lover breaks up with him and starts telling everyone who will listen about what Blaster used to be?
48. Blaster and his cassettes, before the war, were professional criminals.
49. Art. Hound as Sherlock Holmes in Hound of the Baskervilles.
50. Triplechangers are the slaves of both factions. This is the way it has always been and it looks like things will never change. Springer may be the actual leader of the Wreckers, but Roadbuster is the official leader. And whenever dealing with other people, the Wrecker triplechangers must be very careful not to overstep their bounds.
51. Art. Wheeljack as Inspector Gadget.
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Date: 2009-04-23 07:17 am (UTC)And Grimlock as Brain, Arcee as Penny, Soundwave as Dr. Claw and Ravage as Dr. Claw's cat!
Inspector Wheeljack
Ooh ohh
Inspector Wheeljack
Go Wheeljack go
Go Wheeljack go
Inspector Wheeljack
Ooh ohh
Inspector Wheeljack
Sorry I couldn't help it because you got the damn Inspector Gadget theme going through my head!
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Date: 2009-04-23 07:21 am (UTC)I am sorry.
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Date: 2009-04-23 07:47 am (UTC)I got reading articles on the Star Trek wiki and found out that Enterprise expanded on the Orion Slave Girls a lot. Apparently, they are the ones who are really in control, as they can control men's minds.
36. Sparkling!Xantium.
So, does a spaceship sparkling end up the size of a standard sized Cybertronian?
44. "I'm pregnant."
"... Who do we have to kill?"
First two lines of 25. - Springer is a femme disguised as a mech and the other Wreckers are the only ones that know. Then, Springer gets pregnant. How long can this remain hidden?
45. Soundwave and Blaster may be on opposite sides of the war - and completely loyal to their factions - but they are still happily bonded.
Want!
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Date: 2009-04-23 05:35 pm (UTC)Really? Wow.... Telepathic!Springer *LOVES* *makes a note to check out the ST Wiki*
So, does a spaceship sparkling end up the size of a standard sized Cybertronian?
I don't know. Probably. Can you imagine a little ship zooming around the room? That'd be so cute.
First two lines of 25. - Springer is a femme disguised as a mech and the other Wreckers are the only ones that know. Then, Springer gets pregnant. How long can this remain hidden?
Springer was the one I thought of for that first line. *loves the combination*
Want!
*also wants* I can't believe no ones done this yet. Or if they have, I wonder why I haven't seen it.
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Date: 2009-04-23 09:43 pm (UTC)It won't tell me other than to hint, grr.
Maybe one of the seekers, or maybe Soundwave...
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Date: 2009-04-23 11:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-23 05:38 pm (UTC)I very much look forward to seeing who you pick.
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Date: 2009-04-23 03:35 pm (UTC)17 intrigues me, I'm not sure how it would work though...
Ohhh I like 3! Too bad I can never come up with a decent plot for anything...sigh...
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Date: 2009-04-23 05:44 pm (UTC)*grins* I bet your cousin does that a lot. That'd be an interesting scene to include in the fic.
17 intrigues me, I'm not sure how it would work though...
Maybe he's clairvoyant? Or something.
Ohhh I like 3! Too bad I can never come up with a decent plot for anything...sigh...
*pouts*
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Date: 2009-04-24 01:31 am (UTC)Soundwave: *glares* "You're projecting."
After that conversation, Motormaster learned that if he wanted to keep his secret crush on Scavenger, he needed to stop hanging around Soundwave.
6. Certain Cybertronians are actually mythical creatures from various worlds that Primus... borrowed, changed... and forgot to return. Because my mind suddenly insisted Springer had to be a dryad.
*loves* This one can go with that basilisk bunny from a while ago and my bunny with Soundwave, Jazz and Blaster as sirens. Of course, now I'm volunteering Ravage as a barghest (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barghest). Starscream is the phoenix. XD
7. Primus' and Unicron's creator(s) show up.
"Well?"
"He started it!"
"No! He started it!"
"He won't let me play with his dolls!"
"Because he tries to eat them!"
16. Communications mechs aren't believed to be truly sentient...
On Earth, being cut from the hub gave each mech the chance to develop a personality of their own and Blaster, with the help of _________, became an outgoing, loud mech. Soundwave, who'd always been treated slightly better due to being the only thing Megatron could trust at his side, did not see it important to change his behavior. Though he had adopted a few quirks that have confused the Decepticons from time to time. As time passed, both sides began thinking of their Communication mechs as people instead of things. When they finally get in contact with Cybertron, the others watch as their Communications mechs are treated like objects and start feeling guilty because not so long ago they did the same. The mechs from Cybertron are surprised by how the Communication puppets are treated like real sentient people. The Communication mechs have to deal with being considered defective, due to the personalities they developed on Earth, and are now in danger of being replaced by other Communications mechs.
*looks at long post* uhh.... Sorry? =D
19. "How... perky of you."
To Dead End! In a non-sarcastic way.
33. Ok, lets give the Autobots a break from Silent Hill. It's the Decepticons' turn. Or, to be more exact, it's Rumble's turn.
NOOOO! *is bitten by bunny* I don't know if I hate you or love you. I thought I was finished with Silent Hill and you show me this. Now I have to do something with it. :D
37. Blaster's pregnant, the war has just started, and his lover has just joined the Decepticons. What's a 'Bot to do?
Keep quiet and hope Thundercracker never knows the truth. Thundercracker'd been jealous of Blaster's friendship with Tracks and they had a fight. Thundercracker disappeared only to come back as a Decepticon. What Blaster doesn't know is that Thundercracker still loves him, but thinks the sparkling(s) belong to someone else/Tracks.
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Date: 2009-04-24 02:10 am (UTC)Because if he annoys Soundwave enough with his accidental projecting, Soundwave just might let knowledge of said crush slip to the Constructicons.
*loves* This one can go with that basilisk bunny from a while ago and my bunny with Soundwave, Jazz and Blaster as sirens. Of course, now I'm volunteering Ravage as a barghest. Starscream is the phoenix. XD
Yay for bunny combinations! *thinks* It's a bunny Gestalt, I swear.
A Barghest sounds very interesting.
"Well?"
"He started it!"
"No! He started it!"
"He won't let me play with his dolls!"
"Because he tries to eat them!"
*giggles* Someone totally needs to draw that!
On Earth, being cut from the hub gave each mech the chance to develop a personality of their own and Blaster, with the help of _________, became an outgoing, loud mech. Soundwave, who'd always been treated slightly better due to being the only thing Megatron could trust at his side, did not see it important to change his behavior. Though he had adopted a few quirks that have confused the Decepticons from time to time. As time passed, both sides began thinking of their Communication mechs as people instead of things. When they finally get in contact with Cybertron, the others watch as their Communications mechs are treated like objects and start feeling guilty because not so long ago they did the same. The mechs from Cybertron are surprised by how the Communication puppets are treated like real sentient people. The Communication mechs have to deal with being considered defective, due to the personalities they developed on Earth, and are now in danger of being replaced by other Communications mechs.
... *LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES* YOU JUST MADE THIS BUNNY A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER!!!!
To Dead End! In a non-sarcastic way.
Maybe Dead End is a perky drunk?
NOOOO! *is bitten by bunny* I don't know if I hate you or love you. I thought I was finished with Silent Hill and you show me this. Now I have to do something with it. :D
I'm sorry! *is totally lying*
Keep quiet and hope Thundercracker never knows the truth. Thundercracker'd been jealous of Blaster's friendship with Tracks and they had a fight. Thundercracker disappeared only to come back as a Decepticon. What Blaster doesn't know is that Thundercracker still loves him, but thinks the sparkling(s) belong to someone else/Tracks.
*LOVES* That is an amazing expansion of that bunny. Poor Thunder will feel so guilty if/when he learns the truth. *loves Thundercracker/Blaster* *is sad because she can never find Thundercracker/Blaster*
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Date: 2009-04-24 06:49 am (UTC)And angry, overprotective Constructions scare even Megatron.
*giggles* Someone totally needs to draw that!
Yep! Someone needs to draw it now.
... *LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES**LOVES* YOU JUST MADE THIS BUNNY A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER!!!!
*blushes* Thanks. Now, someone needs to adopt it and make it a million times better. *nods*
Maybe Dead End is a perky drunk?
He should be.
I'm sorry! *is totally lying*
No you're not. XD
*LOVES* That is an amazing expansion of that bunny. Poor Thunder will feel so guilty if/when he learns the truth. *loves Thundercracker/Blaster* *is sad because she can never find Thundercracker/Blaster*
Vhapter 1 (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5015623/1/) is here! I had to adopt it just to make you happy. XP
That, and I refuse to write Silent Hill fics at night. It's creepy enough how I can't refuse the bunny.
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Date: 2009-04-24 07:07 am (UTC)Starscream: *amused* "Why are you down there, oh courageous leader?"
Megatron: *hiding under the table* "The Constructicons have learned of Motormaster's crush."
Starscream: *stares* "Move over."
*blushes* Thanks. Now, someone needs to adopt it and make it a million times better. *nods*
*agrees*
He should be.
*nods* Even he needs his happy moments. Even if said happy moments will leave him feeling miserable the next morning. But then, he usually feels miserable so maybe he won't notice.
Vhapter 1 is here! I had to adopt it just to make you happy. XP
I have read, loved, and reviewed!
That, and I refuse to write Silent Hill fics at night. It's creepy enough how I can't refuse the bunny.
Yeah, horror fics at night are a bad idea.
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Date: 2009-04-27 12:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-25 01:24 am (UTC)Soundwave: *glares* "You're projecting."
*snerk* Someone do this please.
34. Mixmaster and Acidstorm. They'd either love each other or hate each other.
*points and gapes* Mind reader! I'm right in the process of a pic that concerns these very two getting along. *goes to finish*
36. Sparkling!Xantium.
That second bunny is turning prophetic, since the sparkling ship idea has been wandering around in my skull for a while now.
40. One of the Autobots is a serial killer.
Oh yes, yes, yes.
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Date: 2009-04-25 01:28 am (UTC)Sam: Arg! We're being attacked by minny seekers!
Soo cute!
7. Primus' and Unicron's creator(s) show up.
O_O
The god if Silicon Heaven!
(Points for anyone to guess where that comes from.)
31. Inferno/Swoop. A shotgun wedding.
And an angry Red Alert will supply the shotgun.
33. Ok, lets give the Autobots a break from Silent Hill. It's the Decepticons' turn. Or, to be more exact, it's Rumble's turn.
I have to love anu SH bunnies.
40. One of the Autobots is a serial killer.
?: Optimus are you sure that's a wise course of action?
BAM!
?? What Happened?!
Optimus: We were ambushed by a Decepticon. The shot came from over there.
?? But my radar indicates...
BAM!
44. "I'm pregnant."
"... Who do we have to kill?"
Someone has molested Fireflight!
49. Art. Hound as Sherlock Holmes in Hound of the Baskervilles.
With Trailbreaker as the whily assistant Watson.
And I can't help but think of Perceptor as Moriarty.