50... I mean 51 Bunnies (stupid last minute stragglers)

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

1. 2007. Two remote control airplane models get hit by the Allspark energy. Say hello to Thundercracker and Skywarp!

2. ?: "I thought I told you to stay out of my mind!"
Soundwave: *glares* "You're projecting."

3. Soundwave and Blaster; the same yet different. Soundwave calm, methodical, telepathic, sane, dangerous. Blaster wild, impulsive, empathic, completely insane... even more dangerous. Funny how the Autobot is one that believes the only way to achieve peace is if everyone is dead. Emotions are much more harmful than conscious thoughts, after all. And sometimes, much more revealing.

4. Crossover with Star Trek. Q takes an interest in the Wreckers.

5. Crossover with Star Trek. Blaster isn't exactly your average Cybertronian. In fact, he's not Cybertronian at all, but a banished Q (not any Q that appeared in ST, but a different one).

6. Certain Cybertronians are actually mythical creatures from various worlds that Primus... borrowed, changed... and forgot to return. Because my mind suddenly insisted Springer had to be a dryad.

7. Primus' and Unicron's creator(s) show up.

8. Inspired by the show Dollhouse. Blaster is a Doll that Eject and Rewind hired when they learned that mechs of their size couldn't join the Autobots without a carrier. The Dollhouse is a highly illegal facility used mostly by the Decepticons so they do their very best to keep Blaster's nature a secret.

9. Springer is dying and Hot Rod blames the Wreckers.

10. "... Did Springer just win a babbling contest against Bluestreak?"

11. Optimus/Springer.

12. Hound/Blaster.

13. Fic/Art. A newspaper detailing events of the war.

14. News of the weird. Examples: www.newsoftheweird.com

15. When Springer looks at Octane, he can't help but remember how before the war, when he was a sparkling, Octane had been one of his favorite babysitters.

16. Communications mechs aren't believed to be truly sentient. They are considered highly advanced puppets that are controlled by a central communications hub, merely used to relay messages. Everything they say is believed to have been said by another. And it isn't until they wake up on Earth and realize that Soundwave is as he always is, despite being completely cut off from the 'hub', that people start wonder if they've been wrong all along and the Autobots start to wonder about their own Communications mech.

17. Somehow, Skywarp always seems to know what's going on in an area he's teleporting to, before he gets there. His trinemates finally start to notice.

18. Crossover with Feardotcom.

19. "How... perky of you."

20. Art. Cliffjumper chewing on rocks he tore from a cliff.

21. Is it the dead mech walking that feels the most alive?

22. Ratchet has a secret: He never finished med school.

23. Megatron is gunning for Roadbuster after hearing a rumor that RB and Optimus are a couple. Now, if your mind is anything like mine, you can take that in two different ways, one of which I didn't realize until after I first typed the bunny.

24. A sparkling is created who is both blind and deaf. The optics work and the audials work, there's just a problem with the spark(or CPU) itself that prevents the sparkling from being able to use them. He's almost given up as a lost cause, when one of the medics notice him somehow reacting to sound. Blaster loves music, not because he can hear it, but because the vibrations help him stay connected to the world.

25. Springer is a femme disguised as a mech and the other Wreckers are the only ones that know. Then, Springer gets pregnant. How long can this remain hidden?

26. Crossover with Shattered Glass. The Wreckers are captured by the SG Autobots and replaced with the SG Wreckers.

27. Blaster's cassettes disapprove of his friendship with Jazz.

28. Soundwave and Mirage as 19th century French Noblemen.

29. Grimlock/Blaster... and a litter of dino cassettes.

30. Art. Blaster curled up asleep in a nest, surrounded by all his cassettes. Can go with bunny 29. Because I think Swoop would love to make Blaster a nest as a gift.

31. Inferno/Swoop. A shotgun wedding.

32. I had a strange dream. Springer was a femme. An organic femme. And not only that, he was an Orion Slave Girl. What is wrong with me?

33. Ok, lets give the Autobots a break from Silent Hill. It's the Decepticons' turn. Or, to be more exact, it's Rumble's turn.

34. Mixmaster and Acidstorm. They'd either love each other or hate each other.

35. Crossover with Harry Potter. Something just occurred to me. Could Cassettes be considered Horcrux?

36. Sparkling!Xantium.

37. Blaster's pregnant, the war has just started, and his lover has just joined the Decepticons. What's a 'Bot to do?

38. Bored Wreckers write fanfiction.

39. Certain Cybertronians are actually Changelings that took the place of sparklings that were killed by their (the Changeling's) creators.

40. One of the Autobots is a serial killer.

41. There's a severe drought; which means Inferno has to be very careful about how much water he uses.

42. Springer witnesses a very serious crime and the criminals overpower him and, unwilling to draw attention to the crime by committing(another?) murder, have Springer admitted to a mental hospital, claiming he had suffered a psychotic break. Unable to convince the medics he's not supposed to be there, even Springer begins to wonder if he imagined the whole thing. Meanwhile, Springer's friends are wondering where he disappeared to.

43. "Isn't it odd? We seem to have gotten in between the covers of a book. We're in the middle of someone else's story. It's a frightfully queer feeling." ~ Why Didn't They Ask Evens? by Agatha Christie.

44. "I'm pregnant."
"... Who do we have to kill?"

45. Soundwave and Blaster may be on opposite sides of the war - and completely loyal to their factions - but they are still happily bonded.

46. Maturity doesn't always mean age and while Springer is more mature than Hot Rod, what if he was, in fact, vorns younger?

47. Before the war, Blaster was a prostitute, not out of choice but out of necessity. Nowadays, he does everything possible to keep his former profession a secret. But what will Blaster do when his lover learns his secret and takes it badly? What will he do when his lover breaks up with him and starts telling everyone who will listen about what Blaster used to be?

48. Blaster and his cassettes, before the war, were professional criminals.

49. Art. Hound as Sherlock Holmes in Hound of the Baskervilles.

50. Triplechangers are the slaves of both factions. This is the way it has always been and it looks like things will never change. Springer may be the actual leader of the Wreckers, but Roadbuster is the official leader. And whenever dealing with other people, the Wrecker triplechangers must be very careful not to overstep their bounds.

51. Art. Wheeljack as Inspector Gadget.

Comments

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

Oh? What pairing? *looks forward to seeing fic*

[raelynhb.livejournal.com]

I think it's going to be Skyfire who's Preggers and telling Ratchet, Wheeljack and Percy... Now little Spark decide who your other daddy is...
It won't tell me other than to hint, grr.
Maybe one of the seekers, or maybe Soundwave...