The Lost And Found

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Right, these are either bunnies I've lost the inspiration for or ones I know I would butcher if I attempted them.  So, I'm leaving that up to you guys instead!  

1.  Perceptor/Springer.  Because they need more love.

 

2.  The Twins and Perceptor get captured.  Perceptor seduces a ‘Con to get them out.  (It doesn’t matter which ‘Con.)

 

3.  The Decepticons arrived on Earth long before the Autobots, right? So… Miles.  Raised by Soundwave.  (Please?)

 

4.  Hound attempts to pursue a relationship with Mirage.   Mirage doesn’t have a clue what he’s on about (because you just know that ‘Rag would be completely oblivious to something like this.)

 

5.  ?: What the…? Why are all of our scientist standing in the middle of a battlefield holding a debate with the Decepticons?

?:  I dunno, but I think some of them are actually teaming up with the ‘Cons...

(This one’s deliberately ambiguous, have fun with it.)

 

6.  Jazz:  “Hey Prowl?  I’ve been meaning to ask this for a while, but… Why did Teletraan-1 reformat you as a Japanese Police Car?”

 

7.  Soundwave dies.  His cassettes attach themselves to Blaster. 

 

8.  X-Men/Transformers. 

 

9.  Maggie really isn’t sure what to think of all this, but she decides that Simmons really isn’t that bad a guy.  At least he’s polite when on a date.  (Yesh, Maggie/Simmons.  Because I haven’t seen one like it yet.)

 

10. Ironhide finds out that Mikaela has pet ferrets.  (Oh come on – if he considers Mojo a rat, how would he react to ferrets, which some humans still think of as rats?)

 

11. Annabelle grew up with the Autobots.  This has caused her some… difficulty with adjusting to normal human society.

 

12. Shockwave finds out about ‘Cosmic Rust’.  And decides that he might have finally found someone who might qualify as his equal in science.  Poor, poor Perceptor.

 

13. Remember the Escalade from the 2007-movie?  Well… It’s just a sparkling.  It needs a story.  Badly.

 

14. (Be forewarned: Crack.)  Every once in a while, Primus and Unicron meet for tea or… something of the type.  After all, even though they’re enemies, they’re still twins.

 

15. Will Lennox meets Rambo.  (C’mon, you know you want too.)

 

16. Prowl discovers ‘Rock Paper Scissors’.  (Remember: Humans often use the game to make decisions, rather than finding a more… logical way.)

 

17. Every four years the Presidency changes.  How, exactly, do the Autobots go about introducing themselves to the new chain of command?

Comments

[eerian_sadow]

some of these are just lovely. i plan to adopt.

[norielit.livejournal.com]

If you manage to find one, just tell me - I'd like to know that they've found good, loving homes. And, really, I wanna read 'em.