Worst of the Worstest
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tf_bunny_farm Kinda inspired by complaints I've heard, but here it is:
G1 Megatron and Optimus Prime face off Movie!verse Megatron and Optimus Prime. Why?
G1 Megatron: You realize the movie sucked, right?
Movie!Megatron: Not worse then your cartoon did!
G1 OP: I beg to differ- your Frenzy wasn't even colored. How can one carry on the most rareified argument of Frenzy being red or blue if he isn't even colored?
Movie!OP: Shut it you tin can! You realize that the reason why nobody liked you overmuch was because you were always so predictable!
G1OP: Better then you. You don't even have a personality! Besides, what kind of leader says 'Oops, my bad'?
Movie!Megatron: Hey, we revived your dying franchise!
G1 Megatron: Only because the movie was so bad they came back crying to us from horror.
Movie!Megatron: As if your sucky animation was better.
(I'll stop there, but if someone takes it, they don't have to use that part. Whatever works is fine)
G1 Megatron and Optimus Prime face off Movie!verse Megatron and Optimus Prime. Why?
G1 Megatron: You realize the movie sucked, right?
Movie!Megatron: Not worse then your cartoon did!
G1 OP: I beg to differ- your Frenzy wasn't even colored. How can one carry on the most rareified argument of Frenzy being red or blue if he isn't even colored?
Movie!OP: Shut it you tin can! You realize that the reason why nobody liked you overmuch was because you were always so predictable!
G1OP: Better then you. You don't even have a personality! Besides, what kind of leader says 'Oops, my bad'?
Movie!Megatron: Hey, we revived your dying franchise!
G1 Megatron: Only because the movie was so bad they came back crying to us from horror.
Movie!Megatron: As if your sucky animation was better.
(I'll stop there, but if someone takes it, they don't have to use that part. Whatever works is fine)
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Date: 2009-06-05 03:36 am (UTC)MovieStarscream: Wanna take bets who will win?
G1Starscream: You're on!
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Date: 2009-06-06 09:20 pm (UTC)G1OP: At least we didn't looke like a walking pile of scrap parts and tubes!
Movie!Megatron: At least we didn't look like a bulky car cut off into sections.
G1OP: It's helped us from being killed by humans- I mean, a group of humans has to take down one of the Decepticons, but it takes five seconds for a single human to defeat Megatron.