Worst of the Worstest

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 Kinda inspired by complaints I've heard, but here it is:

G1 Megatron and Optimus Prime face off Movie!verse Megatron and Optimus Prime. Why? 

G1 Megatron: You realize the movie sucked, right?
Movie!Megatron: Not worse then your cartoon did!
G1 OP: I beg to differ- your Frenzy wasn't even colored. How can one carry on the most rareified argument of Frenzy being red or blue if he isn't even colored?
Movie!OP: Shut it you tin can! You realize that the reason why nobody liked you overmuch was because you were always so predictable! 
G1OP: Better then you. You don't even have a personality! Besides, what kind of leader says 'Oops, my bad'?
Movie!Megatron: Hey, we revived your dying franchise!
G1 Megatron: Only because the movie was so bad they came back crying to us from horror.
Movie!Megatron: As if your sucky animation was better. 

(I'll stop there, but if someone takes it, they don't have to use that part. Whatever works is fine)

TFA After Endgame

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It's been half a year since the events of Endgame. Suspicious Decepticon activity at special places and the sudden lack of it where they swarmed once has alarmed the new Autobot intellegency. Optimus, together with Jazz, Ratchet, Bumblee, Bulkhead and Sari, visit these place to find what the Cons are planning.
It is for pulling one's wires out, though, because there are no clues. Known important hide-outs and bases either have been shaved from any interior or blown so there's nothing left of it. All the recent attacks came swiftly and hard, but without the violence the Cons usually launch - they do only enough damage to clear the way and then vanish after achieving whatever they wanted in the place.
This isn't the only thing worrying. Optimus has been having visions of Prowl for some days now, and wonders if he's going crazy. Even more fuel he gets for this assumption when he's attacked by Decepticon hiding in the shadows, just to hear him speaking with Prowl's voice and then to see the red-visored mech before falling unconscious. It puts an heavy strain on his friendship with Ratchet, Bulkhead, Sari and Bumblebee (except for Jazz who believes him), going so far he tells them they could certainly put him into the stockades if they deem it necessary. But this fight also clears up things between them and they agree to visit Prowl's grave to see that his body is still there, which it is.

At least until the power suddenly goes out and the body flickers into non-existence.

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