Because I am weak

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So because I'm going to see 9 tomorrow and thus like to watch the trailers of movies before seeing them I got bumrushed from behind by this bunny.


9 and Transformers crossover/merger

A. Crossover where the TFs wake up on earth during the time of the movie and what they make of it.

B. Merger where the transformers are like the nine dolls, being action figures that were, as the trailer says, 'the spark of life' and thus are living toys on a war ravaged earth.

B1. Cybertron and the war did happen and it was only when their 'planet' ran out of energy did they finally figure out their world isn't what they thought it was.


Edit:
In case anyone wanted to know which preview it was that bit me with this: Here you go

Simmons VS Cons

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Just because I can, another little bunny from me.

A Decepticon is turned into a human by an unknown power/mechaincal device/whatever.
While the Autobots try to fiind a way to change him back, they need a human to look out for the newly reborn. Sam and his parents are on vacation in Europe, Michaela has some sort of father-daughter bonding time on a camping trip, the Lennox' family has no time to look out for the Con, too and nobody trusts Leo not to sell the human turned Decepticon via ebay to the highest bidder.
There's only one man left to do the job:
The newly reinstated Agent Reginald Seymour Simmons.

a) The Con really has no clue about being human at all. Simmons has to teach him anything. Much chaos and snarkiness ensues.
b) The Con isn't only turned into a human, he's turned into a teenager. Suddenly Simmons has not only to deal with a homicidal Con who's hellbent on killing him the moment he's learned to do more than three steps on that awkward shaped, fleshy legs, but with teenage angst and hormones as well. The Con also has to learn to deal with his memories about the years of war. It's hard enough deal with them as an adult but it's a whole other story when one is a vulnerable, insecure teenager.
c) Simmons has an even bigger problem. His collection of Cons is growing....